Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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can you spell?My Dad's favourite, "Constantinople is a very long word. Can you spell it?", to which we'd struggle some sort of spelling. Then he'd reply, "No! It's spelt I T".
And he'd laugh.
In similar vein, he was a fan of the rhyme: "A ship came in to Sandown Bay, What was the captains name? I've told you once, and I'll tell you again, What was the captains name?"
Gah.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2003, 17:36, Reply)
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