Birthday messiness
It was my 21st birthday last September and as you can imagine, i felt it was my duty to get absolutley off my rocker. I go to Leeds university, and to celebrate the occasion me and a mate (also their birthday) rented out a nearby bar called The Faversham (mainly because it was free as I work there). Started drinking at about 7 o'clock until at approximately 11 someone bought be a shot of absinthe and made me gas chamber it. For those who don't know this is where you light the absinthe in a glass and collect all the fumes in a big wine glass, blow it out, neck the shot then use a straw to inhale the fumes. From here on my memory is very sketchy.

I DON'T remember trying to suck a girls neck, missing said neck, falling over whilst dragging the girl with me and slicing my ear open on the side of a plant pot. I VAGELY remember arriving at hospital and CLEARLY remember discharging myself about half an hour later without it being treated or stiched in anyway, after being told it had a 90% chance of being infected. Apparently I did alot of swearing at a policemen whilst there.

Anyway, back to the party I go cos I want to keep drinking. The next memory I have is waking up at 11 the next morning.

I've been reliably informed that after closing time at the bar, we all went back to my mate's boyfriends house for an afterparty. I gobbled up about 5 pills and proceded to talk UTTER SHIT to everyone and everything. Such behaviour included, after being given a drink, saying "Thanks, i'm just gonna see if Harry wants some" and offering said drink to the wall, when it was Harry that gave me my drink in the first place. Also, looking at absolutely nothing at all and saying "That's a fucking lovely car that is" repeatedly.

By about 5 in the morning people decided it was time for me to leave, so Harry decided to walk me and my blood drenched hair back to the nearest available place to sleep. Apparently it took about 2 hours for me to get myself unconcious as I was still chatting to all the people at the party, depite it just being me and him there.

Took about 2 days of feeling really weird inside to recover from that party. Brilliant.

I'm not gonna make a joke about length of girth or any of that bollocks because I think it's shit.
(PenrhynGwyndaf, Sun 18 Dec 2005, 13:07, Reply)