"Electricity Shocks Shocker"
Back in the mid 90"s was a proud club head. Of course maintaining this took a fair but of pill popping and pairs of westwood Tartan trousers. One Saturday possibly my 19th B'day on the back of a three night handbag house session I woke at noon and realized I should do some laundry to impress all the fluffy Bikini'd "club Babes" that would be waiting at whatever provincial house club we were spending 5 hours driving to that night. For some reason though The washing machine refused to work... I was sleepy and very pill foggy from the night before but remebered something about changing a fuse... so I dismantled the plug. I did'nt actually know what a fuse was, so just popped out the round thing labelled "fuse". At which point I realised I couldnt put the together. No matter I thought I'll just stik it back in with no back. The top one went in no bother. The botton two prongs needed a push so on went both thumbs. I cant remeber the next few seconds but as the room swam away from me, and a deafening wooosh tore through my brain I can remeber seeing the switch set clearly to ON. God know how long this went on for. As soon as I flicked back to conciousness I realize "Fuck I'm being shocked here best let go". Fuck only know how long I was part of the national grid but it felt aces! I then spent five hours driving to Sheffield to watch Judge Jules bang out a godawful awful set of cheezy house, which was infact the dumbest thing I have ever done!
Length? At least 13amps
(MC2000ftjesus Isn't an MC 2000ft or jesus, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 22:44, Reply)