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What's the stupidest thing you've ever done to yourself?

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(, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 12:36)
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New shower Gel
As per usual I got some new shower gel from mother for xmas.
I thought I'd give it a try out a few days ago.
Whilst lathering up I thought Hmm this smells a bit minty....
Next thing I know..
MY BALLS ARE ON FIRE WITH THE BURNING PAIN OF A THOUSAND RED HOT PINS!
Always read the lable first kids and if it says envigorating shower gel the don't get it on your danglies!
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:43, 10 replies)
I can relate
I once was give then "Lynx Peppermint" variety of suds to lather myself up with.

Oh dear god did i regret it. You know that tingly fresh feeling you get in your mouth after using mouthwash, it was akin to that -- but on my goolies.

I think i almost cried
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:46, closed)
was it
Original Source Tea Tree and Mint by any chance? An ex bloke used to nick all of mine cos he said it made his balls tingly. He may have had a particular masochistic streak - you don't make it sound tingly, you make it sound hellish.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:56, closed)
Axai
the exact same thing happened to me the other night
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:23, closed)
En Francais

I got some blue stuff from my (santa) from France with all writing in French, I washed my face with it. It was hair gel and now my eyebrows and solid.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:24, closed)
I have
shaving gel with tea tree in it. It makes my eyes burn. I am dreading the day I reach for my shower gel and miss.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:24, closed)
@ crackhouseceilidhband
I have that shower gel, it's quite nice although not painful. Does wake you up though.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:44, closed)
The dragonfruit Original Source one
mangled my girlfriend's bits. She was convinced I had given her a dose until I worked out what I had done. On retrospect, applying something that is packaged similarly to a Bombay Bad Boy to my genitals and then shagging her an hour later was Not Clever.
She has now thrown all my Original Source stuff out. Better them than me...
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:10, closed)
It was some Lynx stuff
It was not a pleasant tingly feeling at all, more akin to getting deep heat in unwanted areas!
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:35, closed)
Warning Label Anyone?
Would be perhaps useful. Something not unlike

"WARNING, MAY CAUSE SEVERE TINGLY FEELING ON TESTICALS -- CAREFUL"

Would suffice.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:18, closed)
I have nooooo problems
using Original Source Tea Tree and Mint on my delicate lady bits. It's rather nice, actually. Warm, then cold and tingly. And I've paid 8 quid a tub for stuff from Ann Summers that has the same effect.

Dragonfruit and Capsicum? I have that too, and have just ordered Mr Spacekitten into to wash his danglies and see what he says...

Survey says "it's gone a bit tingly". :)
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:43, closed)

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