cupasoup
whilst idly chatting away, i forgot to boil the kettle. i waited 5 mins, expected it to be done and poured it in.

I stirred it, then took a big swig.

I still can't watch the TV advert where they are doing slammers and throwing cupasoups at the marathon runners as cheap chicken and mushroom flavours mixed in cold water comes as a flashback. the chunky bits stay crispy and hard. the other bits don't form the lovely "soup" - they just seem to float.

I coughed the whole big swig over my new squeeze and meant i got not one jolly off her for weeks.
i am a friggin idiot.
( bazza van der trance , ooh baby baby, baby baby. Get up on this., Thu 3 Jan 2008, 14:17, 2 replies)

hehe reminds me of..
Was having a good old microwave meal / TV dinner.
Stuck microwave on then went back into room to watch TV or whatever. 10 mins later heard the microwave go PING! so went in to kitchen.
To my horrow i opened the microwave door to no sign of any food anywhere. Just a nice warm glowing microwave. I looked up to find frozen food on top of the microwave.
Totally gutted, had to wait another 10 minutes for food. And microwave never worked the same again.
(Miggyman, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 15:00, closed)

sweet miggyman
its easy done.

my cousin decided to microwave mini sausage rolls to heat them up.

individually, and for about 25s each.

They were hot, and so was the microwave as according to the shop "it may have well been empty - what with only 20grams of pork and 10 grams of pastry". Apparently that doesn't absorb the excess waves and burnt out the magnetron. (great name for a powersource)
( bazza van der trance , ooh baby baby, baby baby. Get up on this., Thu 3 Jan 2008, 15:35, closed)