No Mine, very much stolen BUT
I thought it fitted well with the QOTW.

"ruide: hey chris, stop fuckin cybering and let me show you something
cyph33r: what
cyph33r: i dont cyber cockbite, i have a gf
ruide: haha
cyph33r: what did you want to show me
ruide: i made an account on that scrabble website you go to
ruide: bubblegal_14
cyph33r: wtf
cyph33r: omg fuck you you fucking prick
ruide: chrisharker: i slide two fingers into your tight asshole
cyph33r: YOU ARE A FUCKING FAGGOT YOU KNOW THAT
cyph33r: I FUCKING HATE YOU
ruide: chrisharker: i've never done this before, am i doing it right?
cyph33r: FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE"

I wish i could trick my friends this much.....
(StyX is staring at you, yes YOU!!!, Sat 15 Dec 2007, 13:32, 11 replies)

I don't have a fucking clue what you just put, sorry.

( RiverBlues Hello, Sat 15 Dec 2007, 18:14, closed)

Nor do I.

(MrTrent cannot think of a clever sig., Sat 15 Dec 2007, 18:43, closed)

"I put on my cloak and wizard hat..."

( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 15 Dec 2007, 19:07, closed)

MY GOD.
I'M NOT THE ONLY PERSON THAT READS BASH.ORG.

IT MUST BE A MINOR FUCKING MIRACLE.

WE MUST BREED AND HAVE RETARDED CHILDREN.
( gone, Sat 15 Dec 2007, 19:58, closed)

Haha!
That's great. It's even better that it came from bash.org... no one comes out of this with their head held high.
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Sat 15 Dec 2007, 20:18, closed)

I don't understand.

( Bob Todd whee, Sat 15 Dec 2007, 21:00, closed)

How can you not understand?!

(MJPerry was crude but clickable at, Sat 15 Dec 2007, 22:00, closed)

What?
I really don't get this...
Can someone explain?
(RooRooRasputin Lover of the Russian Queen, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 2:00, closed)

come on, you guys
cyph33r is chrisharker on the scrabble website...
(flutiki, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 4:48, closed)

B3ta's obviously not as geeky as i thought...
It's a sad day when *I* have to explain something geek related to someone...
The quote from this message comes from a website called bash.org which hosts thousands of quotes culled from IRC (which is like multiplayer notepad that loads of people talk on) which people think are funny, in this case it's about a trick being played on someone who has cyber sex but pretends he doesn't. And a good one too.
(Hippo_of_Doom, Sun 16 Dec 2007, 18:22, closed)