I'm an expertI spent four years of my life acquiring a PhD. This makes me an expert in the use of transparency in computer interfaces. It's not a hugely useful or interesting expertise, but it's all mine. I'm pretty hot at sitting on the sofa, too.
What are you lot experts in?
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chthonic, Thu 23 Jun 2005, 14:43)
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Stupid..I'm an expert at saying really stupid stuff that either causes me to get laughed at or hated..
E.g. I'm in town wandering around when I see my friend Becky with some other people.
Becky: I'm annoyed, I need some new jeans but I'm too big for a size 14 and too small for a size 16.
Random guy: Well you could buy a size 16 and get a belt.
Me: Yeah, either that or you could get a size 14 and lose some weight..
*stares from everyone*
My defence is that I personally thought it was a good idea.
(, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 10:08, Reply)
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