* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Farting under a blast heaterI used to work as a nightclub bouncer, and was renowned for stinking, silent farts. My trademark was to wait until a large queue had built up outside the club, and the box office had a captive audience. I would then fart right under the blast heater about the front door, which would pick it up, bake my sneaky air biscuit and spread it around for the joy and edification of all the punters waiting to get inside, who could not rush off for fear of losing their space in the queue, whilst I stood there laughing my arse off as my colleagues scattered.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 18:39, Reply)
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