* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Supermarket sweepWhilst out at the Asda with my then boyfriend, he let out a stench-ridden seeper as he walked from one end of the aisle to the other. Unfortunately it was the fresh meat aisle, which I'm pretty sure contravenes Health and Safety.
We made our escape, pushing the trolley at high speed, hoping to escape both the lingering gas cloud and outrun the tendril of farty air which was streaming from his kecks. If he'd been a Red Arrow, there would have been a smoke trail to warn the unwary. Sadly not.
Worse yet, I was forced to return to the aforementioned fresh meat aisle about ten minutes later. And the cloud was still there. Persistent blighter. And it smelt of dog boff.
(, Sat 14 Jul 2007, 1:07, Reply)
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