* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Baby pumpsThis dates back to when my youngest offspring was 6 months old (she's now 3 years old). She was just learning to sit up by herself and was happily propped up on the marital bed watching me put the huge amounts of laundry we produce away when her mashed carrots percolated through her infant system. She farted so hard that she fell over and burst into tears. Unfortunately, Mummy scaredy-cat laughed that hard the poor child stayed slumped for at least two minutes before I was able to rescue her. I'm so looking forward to reminding her of it when she's at those awkward teenage years.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 19:40, Reply)
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