Welcome Break
Everytime i visit a motorway service station, i always find upon entering a cubicle, that some filthy fucker has taken a massive shit and decided not to pull the flush. This happens to me on almost every occasion regardless of where i am. I can only assume therefore,that i have been secretly stalking a phantom shitter and didn't even know it.
(D.J, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:02, 3 replies)

Maybe he's just about to flush
when he hears the familiar sound. No! How could it be? He was so careful! But there's no denying that dreadful, pursuing sound. The sound of your car...
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:20, closed)

HaHaHaa!...

Nice slant on it.

I thought I noticed you following me around those 'Welcome break's...
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:44, closed)

One day I see
The walls of your delusion collapsing around you in a fight-club esque manner and you realise that's it's YOU that's been leaving hoofing great jobbies in welcome breaks up and down the nation. Then Helena bonham carter brings you some bum wad or something.
(tyrefire2001 Is it a fast ship?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 20:58, closed)