I think im the opposite but whatever
In school i had 2 nicknames 'monkey' and 'f***ing crazy' so i acted accordingly to fit them.. during games of Manhunt or whatever, id not run away.. but id climb something... and (still) when i meet someone new.. i introduce myself by licking them.. or (if im wearing the right type of shirt) ripping my shirt open exposing my chest

for some reason these never helped me fit in.. but i do them anyway
(Fluffylegend, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 11:30, 3 replies)

The Shame
Its hard to admit to such vileness but it true
so here goes.

About 12 years ago I submitted to relentless peer pressure both social and professional and
got involved in a heinous activity that brings a hot flush of shame to my face to remember.

Thats right B3tans I became a regular....

Golfer

Thankfully through a rigourous application of willpower and a 12 step programme I managed to shake of the disgusting habit after 2 years.

Oh yes and I was a truly awful player.

Stuck with 5 a side since.
( notsosecretagentman, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 10:54, 9 replies)

I pretend
to be drunk when going out clubbing etc.
Truth is really that if I drink too much I usually just feel like shit, so have a few drinks so im merry, and just generally act like a knob to make out like im pissed.

The day after the night before last week, I had multiple people coming up to me saying how off my face I was and how much of a prat I was being. In reality, I knew exactly what I was doing, I was just trying to fit in!

p.s. There are occasions when I do get blind drunk, I just have to be in the mood and it isnt really very often.
(arse_biscuit, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 10:51, Reply)

I try to fit in by saying...
last




\gets coat
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 10:31, 1 reply)

I told everyone that I was going to a fancy dress party
dressed as my favourite character from the Narnia series. But I was lyin'.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 9:14, 2 replies)