Not sabotage (yet)
I've just fed my snake. Snakes (well, baby ones like mine at least) eat baby mice called pinkies, which are about an inch long and pink. Having spent most of the day working trawling the QOTW, my deviant mind saw the mouse babies in a new light.

Nobody's pissed me off enough yet, but if I offer you a sausage roll, beware.

Any inventive suggestions for how (or, more pertinently, why) to feed someone a dead mouse, feel free. It's fine to discuss in the abstract...isn't it?
(Holloway_Girl To err is to be human, to be a fool is to believe, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 21:47, 12 replies)

I feel like such a cunt now...
I thought I wasn't gonna have any stories...

I made Mouse Omelette...
And fed it to my housemate.

I'll type the story up on Monday :(
I'm not proud about this.
( Cawl, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 21:55, closed)

I really hope...
...this housemate wasn't veggie. Judging by previous posts, you gonna get flamed, boy.

*waits with bated breath*

Hang on, I thought you just stabbed people with sharp sharp knives if they annoyed you?
(Holloway_Girl To err is to be human, to be a fool is to believe, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 22:12, closed)

Meh...
He wasn't veggie.
*shakes head slowly*

I still feel bad. I'm such a lovely person.
Stabbing? Must have me confused with someone else.

EDIT: An' who you callin' "boy"? I'm older than you, young lady!
( Cawl, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 22:13, closed)

Forgive me.
'Twas my faux Jamaican accent. Me got carried aweh, mon.

terrible, I know.
(Holloway_Girl To err is to be human, to be a fool is to believe, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 22:35, closed)

*shakes head slowly*
*grabs knife*

Yes, I will write this story. But not now, I'm a bit drunk.
( Cawl, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 22:39, closed)

Ah, Kaol
He is a lovely chap. I can vouch for this. And, contrary to popular belief, he's taller and less angry than people would like to believe you know...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Sep 2008, 22:49, closed)

This is true
Most b3tans I've met seemed to be expecting a short, furious man.
( Cawl, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 22:50, closed)

That
was quick...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Sep 2008, 22:51, closed)

Yeah...
It was, wasn't it?
( Cawl, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 22:57, closed)

Unlike
this. I've been outside, smoking a fag...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Sep 2008, 23:21, closed)

Did he
Enjoy it?
( Cawl, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 23:24, closed)

You bet!
He's so exhilerated by the experience all he wants to do is turn over, fart, and go to sleep.

Much like myself. Some of us aren't blessed with insomnia, y' know?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 20 Sep 2008, 0:18, closed)