Turning into your parents
Unable to hold back the genetic tide, I find myself gardening in my carpet slippers, asking for a knife and fork in McDonalds and agreeing with the Daily Telegraph. I'm beyond help - what about you?
Thanks to b3th for the suggestion
( , Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:39)
Unable to hold back the genetic tide, I find myself gardening in my carpet slippers, asking for a knife and fork in McDonalds and agreeing with the Daily Telegraph. I'm beyond help - what about you?
Thanks to b3th for the suggestion
( , Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:39)
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When I was a wee nipper
my Dad's farts used to stink to high hell of Brown sauce. I bloody hated brown sauce, but as he enjoyed slapping the stuff on anything that moved before shoving it down his neck (I say fellows, steady on...) he thought it was hilarious.
Now, every now and again, one of my bottom burps will smell of HP sauce, and it fills me with childish glee. I bloody love brown sauce, me.
Farts shouldn't make you think of food, surely...?
( , Wed 6 May 2009, 8:41, 3 replies)
my Dad's farts used to stink to high hell of Brown sauce. I bloody hated brown sauce, but as he enjoyed slapping the stuff on anything that moved before shoving it down his neck (I say fellows, steady on...) he thought it was hilarious.
Now, every now and again, one of my bottom burps will smell of HP sauce, and it fills me with childish glee. I bloody love brown sauce, me.
Farts shouldn't make you think of food, surely...?
( , Wed 6 May 2009, 8:41, 3 replies)
My piss
often smells exactly like roast chicken flavour crisps.
The end.
( , Wed 6 May 2009, 10:49, closed)
often smells exactly like roast chicken flavour crisps.
The end.
( , Wed 6 May 2009, 10:49, closed)
Mine often smells
More like beef crisps.
I don't even eat beef crisps.
What the fuck?
( , Wed 6 May 2009, 11:04, closed)
More like beef crisps.
I don't even eat beef crisps.
What the fuck?
( , Wed 6 May 2009, 11:04, closed)
Strange, that.
My flatmate's piss often smells exactly like concentrated piss.
There's nothing quite like an unflushed bowlful of wee that's so orange it's almost red to make you retch at 8 in the morning.
( , Wed 6 May 2009, 18:37, closed)
My flatmate's piss often smells exactly like concentrated piss.
There's nothing quite like an unflushed bowlful of wee that's so orange it's almost red to make you retch at 8 in the morning.
( , Wed 6 May 2009, 18:37, closed)
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