Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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burnOne day my parents saw some scars I had on my elbows and asked me where they came from. I said I had no clue but were probably from when i was a kid, falling off monkey bars in the playground or something. My dad kept insisting that he had never seen them before, "they have to be new" etc. I just shrugged and he finally changed subject.
They are actually carpet burns :S
Length & Girth? long/big enough to sacrifice my elbows for!
(, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 19:27, Reply)
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