Eastern Promise
During a fairly nondescript drinking session at University the chat turned to sex. It was pretty standard for 20 year old guys who weren't getting a great deal of it to talk about it a lot, usually speculating wildly.

One of our number was quite successful with women and he tended to give quite descriptive talks on the relative merits of differing types of women. There were not many who would challenge him on knowledge of naked women.

Someone (I don't remember who - I can only just remember the event) however persuaded our hero that women from the Far East had vaginas which ran in a manner which was horizontal rather than verical. Left to right rather than front to back if you will.

Please bear in mind that this is in the mid 80's so it was not possible to easily check this out by going on the internet - you would have had to purchase some pretty specialist reading material to disprove this proposition.

Anyway, the matter was forgotten about - as I said it was not an evening of note.

A couple of years passed and a few of us met up at the wedding of a friend and our hero was there with his girlfriend who was an attractive japanese girl. At one point in the evening the chaps were talking when out of nowhere our mutual friend remarked that he considered us all to be a "shower of bastards."

When pressed it transpired that the reason was that since that evening he had been one a one man quest to fid out the truth and had eventually managed to lure this girl into bed only to be presented with a perfectly normal vagina shaped vagina. It was quite clear that this ranked as one of the major disappointments in his life.
(Rammer, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 10:46, Reply)