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This is a question I'm going to Hell...

...because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.

Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion

(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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Im going to hell.
Last christmas I got completely drunkened on christmas eve. On christmas day I was still tipsy from the night before, so in my state of half drunkenness I screamed Happy Birthday to Jesus.

Oopsy
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:17, 2 replies)
drunkeness
Jesus makes good wine for people at parties. Wish he was around more often, and I certainly doubt he would object to someone wishing him a happy birthday. If he ever existed that is. Even my imaginary friend had a birthday, but then I was too young to contemplate getting drunk to celebrate it. :)
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:33, closed)
No No NO
I have on good authourity He likes that.
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 19:08, closed)

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