Friends & Relatives
I was playing a game of "who's in the bag?" with friends and one of the clues was "the opposite of Indian" the answer was Cowboy not "Chinese?" which was the first guess made (not by me).

My friend, a very nice welsh girl, goes out with a very nice asian bloke. His mum doesn't approve and once when she was trying to dissuade them from seeing each other said "how are you going to bring your children up - Hindi or Irish. Quite a compelling argument in my book.
(smell that flaming shrew, Fri 7 Jan 2005, 14:39, Reply)