stupid
i was flying to england to meet my (quite wealthy and posh) fiancee's parents for the first time and my mum warned him that i had a habit of saying "shit" all the time, in my broad northern irish accent - where most people would say, "crikey" or whatever. So, he tells his brother and sister in law on the way from the airport and they're just waiting for me to trip up. so i'm sitting there with his dad and all, drinking earl grey from a china cup and saucer trying to make a good first impression and their dog jumps on me, tea etc flying everywhere and i'm like "shit, oh feck, there's fecking tea everywhere, i'm fecking soaked, you eejit dog!". everyone was pissing themselves laughing or trying not to laugh. since then i have had many tea related disasters/spillages/etc.

my mother in law has now got the impression i am a foul mouthed clumsy bitch who snared her son, who will one day realise the mistake he has made. plus she believes i am turning my 15 yr old daughter into a prostitute by letting her get her nose pierced. my husband does not support me - he just pisses himself laughing after every disaster.
(superbabs, Mon 10 Jan 2005, 21:15, Reply)