Ouch... That had to hurt....
Okay so not me hurting my rude bits but rather me hurting someone else's...
When I was a kid (about 8 or something?) for some reason I turned to my then best mate and came out with the line that some of you may recognise "look into my eye's", when he did i very quickly kneed him full on in his betty swallox. He ended up on the floor bloody quick as you would in all fairness struggling to breathe while at the same time trying to cry. I found this highly amusing while his dad who was watching from across the road didn't so much. Yeah I know wasn't nice but I was only a kid at the time.

Another thing that springs to mind is a lad (who we shall refer to as Gaz) that we knew of who had a real nasty accident. He was playing footy one day when some other kids came along and for whatever reason the ball ended up in the tree, well Gaz climbed the tree threw his ball down but as he did lost his balance and fell out of the tree, unfortunately for him there was some sort of spiked fence right under him, from what I heard at the time fell on fence, fence impaled testicle. Testicle came off or was removed? and artificial one put in its place. Did see him one time after that at the swimming pool where I asked him if he had an artificial one to which he replied "no it's plastic"...
(pissed_squirrel, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 11:41, Reply)