I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Duringenergetic sex with ex lover, in a method that could only be likened to the rythm and power of a steam engine arranged in an unusal orgy of flesh, stood to occur a mis-placed exhaust stroke.
The consequential combustion stroke missed the combustion chamber and sent my piston chaffing along her pubic bone and along her bush.
The lubrication quickly disipated like a cheap mineral oil, causing friction of immense pain.
The result was the bloody spurting of my freshly severed frenulum. Keen to make the most of it, the resulting mess of fluid appeared like a cool refreshing summer time treat of strawberries and cream!
Apologies for length, but after that ordeal, has left it *slightly* longer.
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 16:54, Reply)
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