Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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OOh ooh mine follows on perfectly hereIn norwegian the word rap means burp (pronounced rarp).
My friend Arild was on school exchange to england at the tender age of about 13, staying with a northern english family for a week I think it was and trying desperately to make himself understood in English. He was doing fine, hell he was doing better then fine!
But then came the moment, his host 'father' let out a loud burp and proceded to look highly embarrassed. So Arild, feeling sorry for the man nodded all understanding and commented "In Norway we love a good rape after dinner."
Poor lad, norwenglish is not the best of languages to use with the uninitiated! Poor host family.. I cackled like a loon when I heard that one!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:25, 1 reply)
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