Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Digital SLR enthusiasts bewareOne lunch time we're in our rec room having our butties and one of the lads starts reading a copy of Elle that someone had left out. On one page there was an ad for something that had a pic of a photographer stradding over a woman with a cut top on taking a photo of her. The lad that was reading the mag is a keen photograper and he said "I wonder if Amy [girlfriend at the time] would let me shoot down her tits like that..."
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 1:59, Reply)
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