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Speedevil asks: What have you killed? Accidentally, or on purpose. Concepts, species, a man in Reno, the career of a well-known entertainer, or anything else.

(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:18)
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Usually only flies, spiders and wasps etc..
but I was once startled to see a mouse in the bath, looking like it was wondering how to get back out. First reaction was to put the plug in, turn on the tap and drown it. Failure! Who knew that mice can do breast stroke?! The bugger swam round in circles, hell, now what?

The nearest weapon to hand, happened to be a saucepan, ever tried to batter a mouse while it's busy training for the Olympics? It took some doing I can tell you, and I don't relish the idea of ever doing it again, just that I couldn't figure out what else I could have done to get rid of it.

Suggestions invited
(, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 2:58, 9 replies)

Pick it up, carry it outside, let it go. Science.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 4:36, closed)
No good
You have to take mice at least 2 miles away otherwise they'll just come back
(, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 9:27, closed)

balls
(, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 10:24, closed)
"They all look the same to me"
Unless the mice are eartagged or something how would anyone know it's the same mouse?
That's the thing about mice, they are all sort of brown and mouse shaped.
The simple rule is that if you see a mouse, his/her extended family and loose acquaintances are also living very nearby.

How do I know? Because this past year I exterminated several thousand of them in a single building. And they all looked like the first one I saw.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 14:54, closed)
In my experience they don't come back
I think this is the best advice. It's what I do. You may be thinking of children here ;)
(, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 9:43, closed)
Haha...THIS^

(, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 14:54, closed)
Bruan do a ni9ce range of stick blenders that seem ideal for this sort of thing

(, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 7:31, closed)

Killed any fluffy bunny's that way?
(, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 9:24, closed)
maybe
fuck it then eat it
(, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 14:31, closed)

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