"Needless to say, I had the last laugh"Celebrity autobiographies are filled to the brim with self-righteous tales of smug oneupmanship. So, forget you had any shame, grab a coffee and a croissant, and tell us your smug tales of when you got one over somebody.
Thanks to Ring of Fire for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:55)
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How DARE she, the cowOn designated driver duty one weekend in the city centre some years back, I spotted a sweet parking space after driving about one way streets for ages. Awesome, I'm having that, I think. I stop beyond the space and chuck my indicator on with the intention of parallel parking. Literally as I'm starting to reverse, a peroxide blonde cow in a fucking poncey convertible rollerskate pulls straight into the space. MY fucking space; I'd staked my claim by indicating. That's the rule, isn't it?
The titted idiot mumbled some pish excuse and hurried off as I leapt out of my car screaming sweary words.
So, I snuck out of the pub later in the evening and let all four of her tyres down.
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 18:46, Reply)
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