Lies Your Parents Told YouI once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:29)
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runawaywhen my mum had gone out and i asked my dad where she was he told me she has run off with a black man. i cried the first time i heard that. also not so much a lie but my if i'd ask my nan where my dad was she would say 'up my nose sellin crows two for tupence hapeney(half penny)my gran is sick though. i tricked my other nan tho, when she picked me up the other night when i went out, she saw me come round the corner holding hands with my boyfriend n when i got in the hand she was sayin i'll have to tell your mum about this boyfriend, i said he's not my boyfriend he's only 6 he's lost im just tryin to help him find his mum, she believed me......it was dark tho.
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