MisunderstoodMy other half rang a courier today to get a disc sent over to a client. The courier company asked what it was she was sending. "A computer disc", she said.
Half an hour later, 3 blokes in a van turned up. They looked a little disappointed to be handed a floppy disc: they were all prepared to shift a computer desk across London.
Have you been utterly misunderstood recently?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Oct 2005, 23:06)
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when I worked behind a barA young girl and her friend came upto the bar.
"Scuse me, can I have a cork"
I said "A cork? We don't sell them"
She said "no, I want a cork"
*me thinking you stupid cow*
I said "We use them for the wine" and speaking to her like a child "we..don't...sell..them"
Her non-yorkie friend then speaks in nigh-perfect english "Oh I think she means a coke"
:|
apoblogies for no plug
(, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 12:26, Reply)
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