Nativity PlaysEvery year the little kids at schools all over get to put on a play. Often it's christmas themed, but the key thing is that everyone gets a part, whether it's Snowflake #12 or Mary or Grendel (yes, really).
Personally I played a 'Rich Husband' who refused to buy matches from some scabby street urchin. Never did see her again...
Who or what did you get to be? And what did you have to wear?
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chthonic, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:45)
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YOU ARE FUCKING JOKING, RIGHT?FFS!
Edit: If you went to any other board on b3ta and forced them to talk/link/draw about school nativity plays for a week, they'd tell you to fuck right off.
This is not what I come here for. I come here for the lulz, the sickness, the dirty lies, the torrid stories, the heart-warming tales, the interesting snippets from all walks of life.
Not fucking nativity plays.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:52,
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Christ on a bike!Yes, I think they are. It's b3tarded. Sigh...
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Angry much?I was never in a play either.
*sigh*
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With the deepest respect:Quit fucking moaning. Have you contributed to making this QOTW good? No. You're fucking whinging. I like your stories, mister, but this is lame.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 19:43,
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Ah come on...You have a point, but I don't have anything to contribute. I may find inspiration for a *gasp* untrue story during the week, but let me repeat myself:
I come here to QOTW for the laughs or thought-provoking stories, and I don't see such a weak question providing many of those.
Please, QOTW, prove me wrong!
Edit: poll deleted - you're right, that was lame.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 19:48,
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I see what you mean...But if you don't have anything to contribute, don't. Easy. There's OT, and /talk, and /board.
You're too good to lower yourself to this level! :)
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 19:53,
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*schlurp*Damn you and your complimentary logic!
Just a bit of a flounce I guess. It feels like we've had a run of poor questions *minge minge minge minge minge*
Ok, I'll stfu now :)
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 19:56,
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Can't remember being in a nativity play...So I either wasn't, or it was so horrific, I've blanked it out.
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snee held his breath since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:10,
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I have never complained about a QOTWbut I have to agree with you on this one. I could understand the choice if it was December, but in March?
Perhaps they should change it to school plays in general, or perhaps I should just get on with some work.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:14,
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