NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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Spanky and BrianMany years ago, I lived in a tenement flat on the top floor. On the floor below and on the otherside of the building lived a couple. Now, this wasn't one of your modern "fart on the top floor and they can here you on the ground floor" flat, it's proper thick stone all round.
One evening, whilst romantically engaged with the young lady who was to become my wife, we were slightly distracted by ecstatic screams of "Brian! Oh Brian!!!". Fair enough, I'm getting a few ecstatic moans myself. Then ... >SpankSpankSpankSpank< Briaaaannnn!".
Length? About three hours, or 2 and a half hours longer than us.
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:23, Reply)
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