Wankabout...
My bestfriend lives in Rugby and I went to visit her last summer. Being a very small town there are only 2 choices when it comes to nightlife (other than old man pubs) and one of which is an Australian themed chain of pubs called Walkabout, heard of them?

We were having a great time supping £1.50 Vodka Redbulls and were pleasantly drunk enough to get on the dacefloor. My friend went up to the DJ booth and requested some crap by Britney Spears and the DJ complied, great! As the night went on and more Vodka Redbulls were had and more chart toppers were requested.

On the last request, instead of his usual compliance, he asked her if she would get her friend (being me) to come up and choose a song. So I go behind the booth to request a 'bangin choon' (which I have now forgot...you'll see why) and he opens the little gate/doory/DJcatflap thing to present me with his raging boner and slaps it in my naive hand!

Now, I was drunk, and I had never seen such a large penis in my life! I took one look at this blokes grinning face and my Beadle sized hand in comparison to his cock and spewed warm, fizzy Vodka Redbull all down the front of him.

I think I gave him what he deserved. Unless it's Rugby-Walkabout etiquette to wank off the DJ when he plays your requests?
(pinacolada, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 16:38, 3 replies)

Ha!
He definitely got what he deserved, sleazy git.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:06, closed)

No need to think twice
Always go for the old man pub.
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 9:08, closed)

I'm jealous...
...only because I'd quite like to vomit on a sleazy DJ's penis.

You get a click for the Beadle sized hand. And the mental image of a dick through a DJ Catflap!
(fevaxyn went umop apisdn uo, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 23:04, closed)