Personal HygieneThere comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
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chthonic, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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foolish rat snoggingA long time ago i had a pet rat, she lived on me and would go everywhere with me. She developed a cute trick of clinging onto my bottom lip and licking my teeth. I thought this was fun and very sweet until one day my entire mouth turned into a confluent mass of weeping ulcers - so bad that it hurt to breathe, never mind eat or drink. Smelt rank too. Lasted for a week or so and the doctor laughed me out of his surgery when i told him that i thought it was from my rat.
Also, i am a growed up teacher now and we used to have a kid who would shit himself on purpose becuase he 'liked the way it squsihed'. We had to rearrange all seating plans so he was sat as much by himself as possible and he had a special chair that no other children would use. THis is secondary school btw, he was 14.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 22:46, Reply)
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