Oho joyous day!
...for now there is a topic I can partake in! (Not me, but the housemates of my boyfriend - whilst at 3rd year of uni...)

We didn't live together at uni, but since we were going out, we spent a lot of time at each others houses. For reasons unbeknown to me even now, the majority of the time we stayed around at his, even though he lived with complete s***monkeys (well to be truthful, it was a fun house if anything).

I shall list their evils here:

*the downstairs bathroom was not cleaned for the whole of the tenancy - so that if you were to take a shower, there would be huge globules of green slime above your head, threatening to goop all over you mid-shower. Thank f*** for the upstairs one (which either me or the boyf cleaned)

*the kitchen was rarely cleaned, dishes were left to fester so much that my boyfriend (who was one of the two long-suffering clean dwellers) resorted to getting a lock put on his cupboard, and washing up his stuff then locking it away.

*there was always fag ash/crisp packets/tissues *shudder*/beercans/food stuck in the crevices of the settee

*hardcore porn was left open on the bathroom floor, between the settee cushions (did i mention the tissues?)and on one occasion a centrefold proudly pinned up on the living room wall.

the list goes on.

oh, and they had an 'extra' flatmate come to live with them under the stairs. Yes, his 'room' was the unventilated cupboard under the stairs - complete with mattress and lamp.

...i think i cleaned their house more than i cleaned mine...
(littlebunnyfoofoo, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 14:49, Reply)