Ack
I got made redundant a week ago today ^_^ [high fashion online retail fwiw)

Since then I have;

Updated CV
Signed on
Spent 50+ hours on the internet
Made 500+ posts on message boards
Cleaned my flat from top to bottom, including cobwebs, some dust behind the radiators and the bathmat
Washed every single cloth item in said flat, including cushion covers and a bed sheet twice (corner touched ground from washing line)
Masturbated, furiously
Alphetbetised my books
Alphetbetised my DVDs
Alphetbetised my CDs
Alphetbetised my games
Plucked and shaved all extraneous bits of self
Been on 3 (THREE) dates
Drunk 50 alcoholic drinks of varying strengths and sizes
Put my recycling in the rubbish because the recycling bins are over there and it's raining

What I have not done is apply for a job



*pop*
(spinger works in lefty heaven, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:10, 10 replies)

3 dates?
Is that 1 hot guy or 3?
(Outtheresomewhere, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:21, closed)

3
thanks for asking
(spinger works in lefty heaven, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:24, closed)

Good
Thought you were OCD for a while...

It is odd how we can always find a whole list of things to do except apply for a job....
(Outtheresomewhere, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:52, closed)

You
are living the dream. Remember this.

There will be days where you are at work, and you will YEARN for these times.
(bacontrout got ska, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 1:43, closed)

Having recently been employed
For the first time in over a year, I wholly endorse this statement.
( Risk It For A Biscuit has a helicopter and lives in space, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 2:04, closed)

Hi 5
This has been EXACTLY my life for the last three weeks as well. Except I've had no dates, probably more masturbation as a result, and managed to take the recycling all the way over to the other side of the road.

I've applied for one job. The email response said that the position was no longer available due to the current economic climate. Shit time to graduate, hey?
(jabboy, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 5:44, closed)

Felt a bit more go-getting today
so had a shower and opened Word.
(spinger works in lefty heaven, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:46, closed)

.

(spinger works in lefty heaven, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:39, closed)

Heh
Apply for JSA. All they'll do is give you something that looks very like this to fill out, but at least you'll get 50 quid a week for doing it.
(jabboy, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 2:37, closed)

ah
Just checked above, and you have done already. Did think it was a bit odd that you'd set yourself the same target for jobfinding that they do. Tonight I had to scramble together six for my interview tomorrow morning, I may have applied for some things I regret.
(jabboy, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 2:40, closed)