My Greatest RegretsWhen I was still quite young, I was offered the chance to spend several weeks in the South of France. My Uncle was going to drive me down in his vintage MG sports car. There would be sun, sand and, crucially, French girls.
I was too scared of the French girls to go.
What do you regret not doing?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:25)
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LesbiansGot very drunk after work one night with some of the lads. Left before the footy finished as was ballooned. Got "talking" to two pretty girls in the street sort of "aza azar azar I luv yerz aza zar hic". They said they were lesbians and I didn't believe them and harried them mercilessly thinking I was "in". They went into a gay bar to "prove" it. I followed them in. I eventually decided I wasn't "in" at all and had absolutely NO CHANCE. I think I was asked to leave by a large gentleman. I left.
On way out got spotted by the lads from work who were walking past on other side of road. I was LEAVING A GAY BAR. They saw me. Have never lived it down and it's something that is difficult to deny. It just makes things worse. What can you say? The rumours went round work like wild fire and got funny looks from just about EVERYBODY. Still gotta laugh. Sob.
(, Fri 6 Oct 2006, 13:36, Reply)
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