I have now been single for about 3,400 days
And celibate for about 540.

Please therefore excuse my non-participation in this QOTW.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 11:55, 4 replies)

But....but
That's 9.6590909090909090909090909090909 years being single, not that i'm judging. Feel free to write about another sort of crappy relationship. I have just read one where the subject matter is Nintendo, so anything goes really.

Also can a nice female or male (depending on sexuality) B3TA'n sort Sir Charles, Admiral Cockbrush or even "slave bitch gimp".
out with some sexy time....pls.

Thanks-you!

ps- i have choosen to totally ignore the fact that your celibicy might actually be a path you have choosen.

pss- Belladonna, Sir Charles might be able to get you some drugsises.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 13:06, closed)

Thank you, sir
Though to be pedantic, said nice female should address me as either Sir Charles or Admiral Cockbrush, depending on the situation. Or "slave bitch gimp".
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:06, closed)

On the plus side I bet you've got the whole wanking thing down to a fine art.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 25 Oct 2010, 13:30, closed)

You'd think so
Sadly, the great auction houses of Europe remain staunchly uninterested.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:08, closed)

being "celibate" implies a choice.

(waxdart hello., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 13:46, closed)

Oh
/checks dictionary

You're right.

That should read "And I haven't managed to put my winkle in a lady's foof for about 540 days."

Now I'll just come across as highly inept rather than abstemious.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 13:59, closed)

Although came two seconds ago
After reading the title of this post. I'm sure there's a paradox in there somewhere.
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:03, closed)

Been single for 522 days, roughly.
And unshagged for slightly longer than that. I can't recall how much longer because it was rubbish when it did happen.
(WillI'mNot logs in twice a year, every year, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 16:19, closed)

"about"
eh?
Come on - number of days, hours and minutes.
(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 16:01, closed)

Lots of approximates there,
Right enough. Shouldn't you put something like 1 year, 3 months 14 days single. Or 335 days without knocking boots..
For instance..

*sob*
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:23, closed)