Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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Students = ShitTwo tales of being a student in Nottingham
1) Taking a shit in the Mens urinal - one lad watching on the door, one lad shitting in the urinal (either one of the single "potties" or one of the "trench" type ones). This is perhaps THE FUNNIEST THING ive ever seen/done
2) Half fill a bucket of water. Get all your mates to shit into it, preferabbly after a bit of bran/fat eating so they are solid logs. (about 10 will do) then pour bucket into Pub toilet. Cue MUCH hilarity when people go into the toilets and come out scatching their heads and wondering how one person could have done all those logs in one sitting.
(, Thu 6 May 2004, 13:16, Reply)
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