Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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Green Puei once ate at a Mexican Restaurant popular with the college kids. I ate a very tasty burrito at Chilango's. Very nice burrito. I went back to work and proceeded to tap away at my computer. I felt the need to poo, so I went to the facilities.
Everything was nice and easy. It wasn't even a greasy turd. It wasn't burning. It jus slid out like a miracle birth. I stood up and looked. There it was...just floating placidly in crystal clear water.....my green poo. No foul smell was detected. In fact, the form in the water was as quiet as zen.
Varied in shades of green, from pine to pea soup. It was beautiful.
Then I flushed it.
(, Thu 6 May 2004, 19:43, Reply)
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