OK, this is tenuous,
but I'm an only child.... my best mate and I have always been like brothers, though, and his little boy calls me uncle, so you're getting this story whether you want it or not.

Sitting in his house last night, having a few hangover curing beers, my mate suddenly went into spasmodic fits of laughter when the advert for some childrens charity came on.... you might have seen it, it's got child like drawings in it and a young girl describing how she cares for her mother. Not the most hilarious subject ever, and as my mate isn't one for sick jokes, I wondered why he was laughing.

When he finally managed to breathe in again, he told me. His little boy goes to the local nursery, and had drawn a lovely picture of his family... there was a stick mummy, a stick brother and stick sister..... and then there was stick daddy. Stick daddy had a big round head, a stick body, two stick arms and two stick legs. Oh..... and an enormous erect stick penis. "That's daddy's tinkle" he giggled when asked by the teacher.

3 years old and he's already laughing at tadgers. He farted last night too, shouted "I FARTED!" and collapsed in giggles. Love him to bits :)
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 15:15, 4 replies)

so you're admitting to your child seeing you erect around him
that's p. much admitting to child abuse

i am forwarding this on with your ip details
( Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Sun 4 Jan 2009, 14:38, closed)

YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG MAN
It's his best mate, not him!
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 22:56, closed)

Having heard how large he made it
and seen my mate stripped nude by strippers at his stag do, I can conclude that the wee man has made a hypothesis :P

Either that or his dad gave him extra pocket money to draw few extra yards onto the end of it.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 23:38, closed)

Tis the sort of thing..
That makes child care workers panic!

Voice of experience...
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 11:16, closed)