Pet.
My sister is fantastic. She blurts out the oddest stuff.


My sister recently moved in with her boyfriend and decided she wanted, no NEEDED, a pet.

I attempted to steer her in the direction of a Tarantula (no reason really, just thought it was a good idea at the time).

Yesterday whilst visiting my mums place she gets a text from my sister and decides to call her.
My sister informs my mum that she's purchased a hamster.
"It's black so it needed a black name" says sis.
"What did you call it?" says my baffled mum.
"Winnie" says sis.
"Like Winnie the Pooh?" inquires mum.
"No, like Winnie Mandela" says sis.
(When I heard "black name" i thought she was going to say Sooty or Smokey or something like that.)


Also, last week we had my cousin, his mum and cousin's moody girlfriend around with their baby to visit. Christmas and all that.
They sat there for close to 3 hours barely speaking and being extremely over-protective with their kid.
(Understandable but they usually let my sister and extremely well trained mother (creche worker) hold the kid.)
Eventually they leave and they're barely 2 steps out of the door when my sister screams out in disgust "FAT PAIR OF IGNORANT BASTARDS!"

I think thats the first time she's swore infront of our mum.
(Who was 70% amused - 30% shocked.)
(tylrdiablos, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 15:57, 3 replies)

Winnie the Poo? No Winnie Mandela . *laughs*
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( girlinthehole, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 16:56, closed)

This

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 7:42, closed)

snap
Mr Kitty's aunt called her black lab Nelson.
(misskitty reeks of sex and turpentine; laudanum afternoons, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 2:39, closed)