doggerel in iambic tetrameter?
"The Ballad of Frog Scat Artichoke"

I as a fun funamulist,
in follow Susan roquefort piss.
For plethora retarded gay,
Celine Dion jurassic pay.

Immaculate regurgitate,
and flyer steeple simple date,
for all of n in one to ten,
Maurice, Maurice, Maurice, again.

Stochastic phlegm of fiddle went,
correct in typecast children lent.
Geronimo if forecast slay,
a god, terrific sponge, hooray!

And now a dirge in spanking hole,
fluorescent man in house of vole.
To wit, a speaking laughing train,
O poet, poet, now refrain.
(spazdor, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 23:00, Reply)