Well, that taught 'emSammi Evil Nice writes "I shared with two students, and it was always the same; whenever it was near to paytime, my milk *and only this* would disappear.
One of them, John, was a lovely bloke but allergic to nuts. John makes tea. Soon after, John starts swelling up.
ME: Runs, administers epi-pen. "You're going into anaphalactic shock."
HIM: "How do you know?"
ME: "I put almond oil in my milk."
What have you done to teach somebody a lesson?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 14:54)
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Uni days again...Seems University was the place to be a right bastard..
In my second year six of us shared a house on campus, first twunt Billy Nomates got up everybodies fucking nose so I took great pleasure in washing my anus and willy with his bar of soap he kindly left in the shower!
Then there was food thief Alan, stuff that lasted me a month in the first year consumed within a week!
Fresh delivery of cheap supermarket brands deftly doctored with laxative worked a treat, he moved out after 3 weeks of shitting himself inside out!
Oink!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 20:24, Reply)
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