It was the 80s. I had a perm.
I had been out shopping for groceries and had returned home. I was struggling to get through the door what with holding too many bags so the kind yet pathetic guy from next door helped me out. He invited me to some sort of party but I wasn't really listening, I had a big orchestra rehearsal coming up, and besides he's a bit of a Moran so had no intention of going. I almost caught him naked actually when he was seducing my friend's secretary as opposed to baby-sitting my child. It actually lead to a blatantly homosexual museum worker kidnapping the little tyke, but that's a whole different story.

I bid good day to him and left to put my groceries away, there was a cheesy advert for exterminators on the telly, catchy song for the advert though.

I began to unpack and put the eggs on the side, I then began to faf around at the counter behind when I heard a peculiar noise, one of the eggs had somehow fell onto the counter and had began to solidify. It was a hot day so I didn't think much of it, best put them back in the refrigerator sharpish I thought. So I went over to put them and opened the refrigerator door only for smoke to come out, I panicked thinking it was going to be expensive but to my amazement I saw some horribly naked little monster at the back addressing me as Zool.

I'd apologise but I have wasted far more of my own time typing that than you have reading it.

Length? Well it wasn't long before he was inside of me.
(ste_mc_efc, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:29, 9 replies)

??
you've lost me
(it's not hash mixed drops, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 4:10, closed)

:)
Who ya gunna call?
(Mickeyjuice, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 6:18, closed)

Ghostbusters!

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:53, closed)

You don't normally get that kind of behaviour from a household appliance...?
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( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:54, closed)

Heh heh - I like it
My suspicions were raised with "he's a bit of a Moran" and confirmed with the homosexual museum worker.

None-the-less brilliant work.

Cheers

*Click*
(Rotimer was micturating windward at, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:42, closed)

Whey.
My first [declared] click.


It only took 4 attempts.
(ste_mc_efc, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:32, closed)

Crept up on me
Good one!
(Scritty Bakerman., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:22, closed)

Did it shout
"Get her!"

as it approached?
(ste_mc_efc, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:54, closed)

It took everyone else's replies
before I finally understood this one.

I feel a bit of an idiot now
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 5:02, closed)