My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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The Vomit AvengerAs a kid, 10 miles into the journey back to Scotland from a holiday in Scarborough my sister puked on my head as I inocently slept.
If this wasn't bad enough it was very hot and we where in a 1978 Hillman Avenger with vinyl seats. The seats cooked the vomit on impact and amplified the smell x10.
My hair was bleeched blonde by the vom' by the time it was cleaned off.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 13:52, Reply)
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