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Ever been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
( , Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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She is *not* asleep, she is lying there wondering how to extricate herself from the situation without sitting bolt upright and having to cope with the sight of you cock in hand. Her sexy sleepy movements are her trying to alert you to her less than unconcious state.
Having twice (in close succession) been woken by male friends wanking while I was 'asleep' in the same room, I really never need to experience it again. The worst was the second, who after finishing up with an "oooh that's nice" immediately 'woke me up'.
( , Thu 3 Jun 2004, 20:38, Reply)
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