Pointless saboutage.
One of the lads was sitting down at his desk and his deer-stalker hat is on the desk next to him. Hmmmm.....I need to distract him. So I get the manager involved in this; I send him over to the lad to talk to him about stats and manage to walk past to swipe his hat. I'm successful; he's gone back to his work and hasn't noticed it gone. I get some blue-tac and some A4 paper. After a quick 5 minutes with a felt tip, I've ripped out 2 eyes and a mouth and felt tipped the features onto them. These are not small ones; they're a good 2 inch diameter each for the eyes and about 4 inches for the mouth (yes, I know us men always over-estimate with inches but on a scale with my monster that's about right)(you lying cunt)(no I'm not)(yes you are, Billy Bullshit)(shurrup) I then stick them to the side of the hat, not the back, and setup another run to drop the hat off. Success! The hat stays there and we all wait until the end of the shift. He's deliberately distracted as he's leaving his desk and sticks his hat on regardless. He's now leaving the building with a crap Picasso face blue-tac'ed to the side of his head.
The next day one of the guys from our team walks in, smirking like a loon. He'd got a text from the deer hunter on the way home from work saying "I'm in SPAR trying to buy some cans and the guy behind the counter asked me why I got a face stuck on my head you utter bastards!"
Another triumphant shift in the office, result.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:12, 1 reply)

During a recent party
my mates' girlfriend completely covered his face in eyeliner swastikas and wrote "I love the cock" on his forehead while he was asleep. We told him before he left, I wish we hadn't :P
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 3:04, closed)