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"You think you're getting away with that?"
"not by the beard of Moses you aren't" Gonzo exclaimed.

Sexface was groggy and Gonzo quickly brought his wonky face into line with his sweaty crotch.

"It's not kosher, Sexface, but you're going to eat it"
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:27, archived)
I'll pay a female b3tan to sleep with you now just to stop you typing :(

(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:29, archived)
I quite like the idea that both you and Gonzo are reading this ae will be spending the rest of the evening giving each other uncomfortable glances over your takeaways tonight.

(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:33, archived)
I quite like how you think me and Gonzo sit in the same room all the time but chatting online and eating takeaways

(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:41, archived)
Gonzo's pride throbbed like the handbrake of Sexface's Nissan Sunny and it's degloved helmet came to rest against Sexface's nose.
Without waiting for his cue, Sexface began to run his goblin-like tongue up and down Gonzo's length.

Gonzo's shivered with delight and lay back to enjoy his reward for being a fuck-bucket for Sexface's frustrated scrotal contents.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:30, archived)
Sexface took to his task with gusto
gobbling at the smooth, foreskinless squid of a cock presented to him.
He noticed with delight that Gonzo's sack was bald and he caught the faintest whiff of Veet.

"You've been at my consmetics haven't you, you cheeky yid?" whispered Sexface erotically.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:36, archived)