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sympathy reply

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 19:01, Reply)
owait, oops

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 19:02, Reply)
:)

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 22:43, Reply)
oh wait, that's me isn't it
:(
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 22:44, Reply)
alright vlad

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 19:05, Reply)
alright grrr

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 19:22, Reply)
machine

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 19:22, Reply)
imir

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 21:30, Reply)
:)

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 22:41, Reply)
sympathy fuck off

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 20:02, Reply)
thanks mgt :)

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 22:42, Reply)
:)

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 22:42, Reply)
whoah, like lightning

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 22:43, Reply)
is that a '80s pop song?

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 22:44, Reply)

:)
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 22:48, Reply)
whoops sorry, leant too far back there
:)
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 22:49, Reply)
chairs have got four legs, not two

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 23:24, Reply)
Alright vlad

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 20:23, Reply)
alright spanishfly :)

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 22:42, Reply)
hi!

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 21:13, Reply)
hi richard mcbeef

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 22:42, Reply)
Evening Vlad
Poor telly tonight again. Playing games I'm too old for on the tablet..
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 21:37, Reply)
Dredd is on soon, it's a good film

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 22:21, Reply)
bit fruity

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 22:19, Reply)
and what of it

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 22:42, Reply)
You can't answer a question with a question its against the law

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 22:55, Reply)
also, :)

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 22:42, Reply)
bit late but...
alright vlad
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 2:51, Reply)
This is a post.
You are reading it. It's not great.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 11:24, Reply)
This is a reply.
It is better because it has dubs.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 11:25, Reply)
isn't a reply also a post?

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 11:59, Reply)
Only if there is no one around to hear it

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 12:44, Reply)
if brb posts and no-one is around to read it,
is it still about bins?
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 15:42, Reply)

i dun a sound
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 15:47, Reply)
you should put it on Soundcloud,
i would repost it
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 15:50, Reply)
do you have a million followers?

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 16:35, Reply)
i've got...
umm... 5

but that's more than doubled since the start of the year!
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 16:37, Reply)
are they 5 mega influencial music industry figures at least?
i'm going to edit the length down and fiddle with the percussion a bit more first.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 17:16, Reply)
i'm not promising to make you famous or anything,
i think a couple of them are professional computer game musicians though
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 17:31, Reply)
one of them is this person
www.discogs.com/artist/394067-Bokusatsu-Shoujo-Koubou
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 17:34, Reply)
i love cats

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 14:37, Reply)
they don't love you
or any human
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 14:41, Reply)
how do you know?
anyway it's unconditional.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 14:45, Reply)

www.popsci.com/article/science/sorry-cat-haters-science-isnt-your-side
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 15:26, Reply)
that is absolute fucking drivel

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 21:42, Reply)
alright robert Smith

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 18:12, Reply)
Wedding reception in Luton.
Fat women and a DJ obsessed with UK Garage. My wife and kids have all disappeared.

Help me.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 21:11, Reply)
can't... reach... controls...

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 21:15, Reply)
go fuck you a horse

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 21:15, Reply)
i hear it has an airport
if you hurry you may catch up with the wife and kids in time to make the same flight. godspeed x
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 21:16, Reply)
Jamaica?

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 22:19, Reply)
you're lucky if they fly to Glasgow from there let alone Jamacia

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 22:50, Reply)
what's on the telly right now,
When Jokes Go Wrong?
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 22:54, Reply)
I'm just sat in my undies drinking coffee and watching sky news before bed

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 23:00, Reply)
Alaska

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 8:43, Reply)
+forecourts

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 21:17, Reply)
Liven it up, get on it, order some sniff

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 21:26, Reply)
mm in baptazia super sunday luton horror

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 21:41, Reply)
^

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 22:26, Reply)
Just found the cheese'n'pineapple sticks.
Think I'll be OK.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 21:45, Reply)
gayyyy

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 22:07, Reply)
just picture them all naked

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 22:31, Reply)
Announce on the tannoy that the bar is free for the next 10 minutes.

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 22:49, Reply)
Fucking help you?
I am in Towyn.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 1:10, Reply)
I shall be in Wrexham, shortly.

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 8:57, Reply)
Hi
hope you all have a lovely weekend

MONO!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 15:43, Reply)
^communist

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 15:52, Reply)
alright?

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 15:56, Reply)
yeah

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 16:38, Reply)
herr lipp more like!!!!

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 20:36, Reply)
Mein gott!

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 21:05, Reply)
I hope you die in a bin fire

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 16:03, Reply)
cool

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 16:06, Reply)
cheers

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 16:09, Reply)
cheers

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 16:16, Reply)
I hope I do too.

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 16:37, Reply)
you will m8
I guarantee it
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 16:38, Reply)
You spoke too soon m8
Coz I just put a gypsy curse on 2can meaning his weekend will be terrible
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 16:40, Reply)
So now you're a nazi AND a pikey?

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 17:31, Reply)
I'm not really bothered by the week end as it has none, but OK

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 16:40, Reply)
Yeah I'm looking forward to having nothing to look forward to.

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 17:54, Reply)
Perhaps you need a hobby

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 18:03, Reply)
I AM AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN A NAZI

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 13:46, Reply)
Your moustache looks like shit
You have to get rid of it.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 13:51, Reply)
Watch it, you
You're on thin ice
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 13:55, Reply)
You're not the mod of me

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 13:56, Reply)
No, and can you blame me??

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 13:57, Reply)
you're off your rocker

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 15:10, Reply)
It's psychosomatic

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 15:43, Reply)
why it's GREASED LIGHTNING!

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 15:43, Reply)
that boy needs therapy

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 15:44, Reply)
Nazi to see you

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 14:11, Reply)
I was in the Reich place at the Reich time

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 14:17, Reply)
you can't say Hitler

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 14:40, Reply)
Because of my hare lip, I know
thanks MGT. Bit insensitive m8
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 14:43, Reply)
overbite macht frei

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 15:13, Reply)
Ubermunch

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 15:15, Reply)
alreich

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 14:54, Reply)
Ja

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 15:17, Reply)
he' hitler

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 14:56, Reply)
Straßenleben

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 15:15, Reply)
i did nazi that coming

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 15:09, Reply)
SS you did

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 15:16, Reply)
Heil time you admitted it.

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 15:33, Reply)
Well you know what they say
Seig the day!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 15:36, Reply)
that would certainly explain all the dead jews in your oven.

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 15:37, Reply)
I'm eating a Nestle Princessa
What's your favourite chocolate bar?
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 9:26, Reply)
double decker or toffee crisp

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 9:26, Reply)
double decker is the winner's choice

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 9:28, Reply)
You know it makes sense

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 11:09, Reply)
I wish someone would post be a double decker.
Bluestar sent me some Crunchies once.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 12:21, Reply)
post your address on here
i'm sure some kind soul will take pity on you
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 12:23, Reply)
I'd send him something that has a hazlenut in every bite

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 12:40, Reply)
two lumps of your own shit?

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 12:42, Reply)
Cor, I haven't had a walnut whip in yonks

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 12:42, Reply)
Walnut Whip and Toffifee
The forgotten classic of Yesteryear, now available in poundshops up and down the country
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 12:47, Reply)
Toffifee were well posh when I was a kid
now even Poles turn their noses up at them.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 12:48, Reply)
I like them, I'm not ashamed

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 12:50, Reply)
Sausage Baguette.

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 9:26, Reply)
you fucking stupid fucking cunt

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 9:26, Reply)
well that's a little uncalled for

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 9:31, Reply)
If you don't like being called a fucking stupid fucking cunt
then stop acting like a fucking stupid fucking cunt
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 10:31, Reply)
nah, you're alright you are

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 10:33, Reply)
fuck off

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 10:33, Reply)
i love you

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 10:36, Reply)
xx

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 10:47, Reply)
yeah but fucking stupid fucking cunt is as fucking stupid fucking cunt does

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 10:33, Reply)
Life is like a box of chocolates
You never know what you're gonna fucking stupid fucking cunt
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 10:36, Reply)
run, fucking stupid fucking cunt, run!

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 11:19, Reply)
love means never having to say you're a fucking stupid fucking cunt

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 11:22, Reply)
dunno, I don't really buy them, but when I do I just pick one at random
I think I had a kitkat chunky last time
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 9:28, Reply)
just because grrry is starting foood threads it's a bit much calling him chunky...oh hahahahaha

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 9:30, Reply)
I don't eat chocolate because I think that sweets are for children and I'm desperately trying to distance myself from anything that might show me as a horrendous manchild

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 9:37, Reply)
bit girly, m8e

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 9:37, Reply)
I ate it out of desperation

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 9:41, Reply)
Don't be horrible, it shows that grrrry is just very comfortable with his sexuality as a massive gaylord.

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 10:05, Reply)
this whole thread seems to be full of fat birds and poofters

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 10:51, Reply)

thread internet
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 10:56, Reply)
there aren't even any fat women here any more

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 11:40, Reply)

this one
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 9:38, Reply)
carling black magic

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 9:40, Reply)

wait maybe these ones
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 9:45, Reply)
yet another couple of events i wasn't invited to

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 9:51, Reply)
by the look of the bars it was horse only

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 9:52, Reply)
don't be ridiculous they'd never be able to read

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 9:59, Reply)
pfft

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 10:35, Reply)
gin n topic

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 9:45, Reply)
wild turkeesh delight

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 10:02, Reply)
I don't think I've eaten a chocolate bar in the past 10 years
My mother insists on giving me chilli chocolate bars but I use them in Mexican cooking rather than eating them as bars.

#RichardsAmazingFacts
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 9:45, Reply)
is that a Polish thing?
Cadbury with oreos are my current favourite
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 10:09, Reply)
Yeah it's what the Polish call a pre-op transexual.

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 10:28, Reply)
I recently saw Cookies & Cream variety Oreos
Isn't that what Oreos are?
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 10:31, Reply)
I liked it when Pizza Hut breathlessly launched their 'new Italian style pizzas'

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 10:52, Reply)
lol
Ima justa expensive cheese ona toast-a!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 10:56, Reply)
well yeah, i guess the other stuff is american style
i.e: infinite
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 11:03, Reply)
I don't understand why it's so expensive, it doesn't make sense
It's about 50p's worth of ingredients, sold for 12 quid. It's criminal.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 11:05, Reply)
open your own pizza place

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 11:16, Reply)
too lazy
but don't think I haven't considered it.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 11:23, Reply)
i see you as this guy
bbs.flyine.net/attachments/month_0812/20081214_f4f116b175fbb6ef04c3u6NBzsaYNo9v.jpg.thumb.jpg
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 11:17, Reply)
lol
I don't mind the taste!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 11:23, Reply)
bean pizza
six kinds of beans and several things that look like beans
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 11:25, Reply)
When you finally get your arse in gear and come round
You'll be laughing on the other side of your face. Have you ever been cooked for out of spite?
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 11:29, Reply)
Next on BBC 1, The Spiteful Chef
New recipes and cooking ideas, served with malice
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 11:30, Reply)
"today on the spiteful chef, i'm making duck a l'orange for this fucking prick"

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 11:37, Reply)
"I'll be topping this with shaved italian white truffles, not that it'll be fucking appreciated"

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 11:40, Reply)
I can't help but feel that this is the role I was born to play

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 11:47, Reply)
i'm not sure
i'm looking forward to it though
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 11:37, Reply)
It's deliciously awkward

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 11:38, Reply)
and awkwardly delicious?

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 12:01, Reply)
both of those things and more

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 12:40, Reply)
that's what christmas means to me, my love

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 13:41, Reply)

my love you fucking stupid fucking cunt
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 13:45, Reply)
lately i have been mostly eating Cadbury's Boost,
unless Tunnock's Caramel Wafers count.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 11:50, Reply)
Both are solid choices

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 11:54, Reply)
unless it's a really hot day

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 12:10, Reply)
Boosts are awesome, but they're a bit intense. A hot day just makes them more intense.

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 13:58, Reply)
it makes them less solid.

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 14:39, Reply)
Peanut Star Bars.
My guilty pleasure.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 11:57, Reply)

B W

The Force Will Be With You...Always
Good Grief!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 12:52, Reply)
fornholes

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 7:13, Reply)
Ive got the beginnings of a hangover
and I'm at work in my dressing gown
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 7:29, Reply)
grry

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 7:53, Reply)
horbs

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 8:16, Reply)
Me too!
but I'm also in my front room
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 8:35, Reply)
It's alright, I more closely approximate a human now
I put some pants on.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 8:38, Reply)
Muppets lounge pants, right here
That's right...lounge pants
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 8:40, Reply)
You horrendous manchild

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 8:53, Reply)
THEY WERE A GIFT

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 8:53, Reply)
THEY ARE A CURSE

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 8:59, Reply)
lol

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 9:10, Reply)
i have some too
with turtles on
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 9:07, Reply)
disgusting

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 9:09, Reply)
me too!
but i'm also in two hats' front room
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 8:47, Reply)
haha, as I read this I looked up and my son was looking at me, smiling

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 8:48, Reply)
yes, everything is going according to plan
bwa ha ha
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 9:05, Reply)
Yeah boyee

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 7:45, Reply)
horses! do you fuck them?

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 7:53, Reply)
+ motherfucker

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 8:43, Reply)
hi

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 8:00, Reply)
Your Bumholiness

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 8:03, Reply)
What a Smasher

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 8:21, Reply)
what, like 'fornication'? eurgh

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 8:36, Reply)
Look what I've found...
On 9/11, flights 11 & 175 hit the twin towers. Flight 77 hit the Pentagon, while Flight 93 crashed landed in Washington. FOUR flights on ONE day. One AND four is 14, right? Add all those numbers together, and what do you get? 370. AS IN MH370! WAKE UP SHEEPLE.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 8:43, Reply)
do you have a blog I could follow?

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 8:45, Reply)
I got ip banned from infowars.com for trolling

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 8:46, Reply)
I do have a blog, but I can't list it here
because then THEY'LL know it
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 8:48, Reply)
are we through the looking glass here?
i've always wanted to be
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 9:06, Reply)
I think we're adjacent
I need more details before we can go through
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 9:09, Reply)
godDAMMNIT

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 9:24, Reply)
*smokes*

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 9:26, Reply)
sweet as

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 8:45, Reply)
Alright, sports wankers.
Fantasy Football League is getting ready again. If you fancy putting a free team in, here's a couple of leagues for you:

583394-145662 - this is a week to week (3 points for a win, 1 for a draw) league that I run

489131-122880 - cumulative (total points) league, run by my old schoolmate Jay.

769225-189856 - the Popbitch league. Fiercely competitive for a bunch of showbiz insiders.....
Sign up at www.premierleague.com/en-gb.html You can edit your team as much as you like until the first day of the season.

Also, Clarkson on Amazon, my vest is made of gorilla chests with a Cecil the lion chest beard, and fuck you if you think I'm spamming, I'm nearly 40 you know.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 19:35, Reply)
young wanker

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 20:14, Reply)
shush grandad, isn't it time nurse changed your piss bag?

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 20:22, Reply)
I wish I had a piss bag, my uncle Johnny had one, loved it, said he wished he'd had one d day,

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 21:03, Reply)
Hello fellow old person.
This does not interest me but I am commenting anyway.

I am glad Clarkson went to Amazon and not shitty Netflix. I hope this upsets lots of people.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 20:24, Reply)
Over a year now since Ive had a pc Dave, imagine that

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 21:05, Reply)
Horrifying.

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 1:36, Reply)

i.imgur.com/E8Ng9Zz.gif
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 21:45, Reply)
What did you do to your rabbit

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 22:17, Reply)
He lives in the garden now. Every time I put him inside he just shat everywhere so I've given up.

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 22:30, Reply)
easiest solution for babies too

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 22:39, Reply)
is football the one with the round ball or the oval one?

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 21:45, Reply)
is that the one with helmets and shoulder pads?

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 22:52, Reply)
Afternoon all
*tips hat*
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 15:46, Reply)
who the fuck are you?

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 15:48, Reply)
an old B3tan
not been around for ages, thought I would pop by and see how all you hamtouchers are doing.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 15:52, Reply)
this place is shit now.
get out while you still can!
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 15:53, Reply)
NICE ONE, MONO

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 15:56, Reply)
:D

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 15:58, Reply)
there are lots of new names for sure...


and its run by a ginger, so to be fair its always been shit!
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 15:58, Reply)
The new names are the shittest.
this place is run by Frank now.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 16:04, Reply)
really?
what happened to the ginger douchewaffle?
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 16:06, Reply)
topped himself

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 16:09, Reply)
You son of a cockstorm
...I fell for that I had to google
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 16:12, Reply)
I'm a son of a bum hurricane

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 16:13, Reply)
hehe
*parp*
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 16:15, Reply)
he was outed as a dog fingerer
he hung himself in the end
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 16:10, Reply)
He's now the leader of the notorious underground paedophile ring 'usvsth3m.com'

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 16:53, Reply)
Replace 'ginger' with 'black' and see how your post sounds now.

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 17:52, Reply)
All Hail the Black Führer!

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 17:53, Reply)
Shame on a ginger who try to run game on a ginger!

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 18:02, Reply)
Rip ODB :(

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 18:08, Reply)
wiv da angles now

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 18:21, Reply)
I saw him do a show in Ilford in the late 90s
He spent the whole show pissed off his nut trying to get birds back to his hotel. Then his trousers fell down. RIP indeed
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 18:21, Reply)
If only ghost killa had made a face, Oh.

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 18:40, Reply)
it's this sort of negative talk that keeps scaring away all the women.

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 15:58, Reply)
haha, 'hamtouchers'!
Speaking that crazy slang just like Dave '2006' Trouser, and in the FAQs!
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 15:59, Reply)
you cock-twunting willy-weasel!

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 15:59, Reply)
Inbred dick stack

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 16:00, Reply)
you're being a bit of a wee wee tapir, m8

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 16:00, Reply)
you fucksucking prepuce-marmoset

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 16:01, Reply)
cock off nut badger!

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 16:02, Reply)
haha fucklifts freebase gary busey lol

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 16:03, Reply)
most excellent arts, sir!!!

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 16:04, Reply)
have a woo and a yay!!!!

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 16:05, Reply)
FP this now

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 16:07, Reply)
PANOWIE!

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 16:29, Reply)
A happier, more innocent time, when we would frolic together in the green fields, naked as the day we were born

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 17:13, Reply)
Tip shat?
Ewww, gross.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 15:53, Reply)
Alright.
I am currently sat on a double decker bus eating free food and when I am not doing that i am taking my son in to a studio to be filmed for a Johnsons Baby TV advert...I just found out they want me and the missus in it as well. fuck.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 15:54, Reply)
Weirdly, I'm sitting on a free bus eating a double decker

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 15:55, Reply)
Fucksake spanishfly, the lad's only been out in the cold a couple of days and already you're filming him.

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 15:56, Reply)
what I love the most about all of this is that it's 100% true and ACTUALLY happening

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 15:59, Reply)
^

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 15:59, Reply)
making him earn his keep as he couldn't put him back in

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 16:00, Reply)
Could have given it a go at least. And filmed it for Johnson and Johnson.

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 14:01, Reply)
Nice - let us know when you'll be on TV.
I was always slightly disappointed to not get identical twins, as I hear that film and TV pay top dollar for babies that can work double shifts.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 17:52, Reply)
*tips two hats*

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 15:59, Reply)
*moo's*

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 15:59, Reply)
thats just grazy talk

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 16:03, Reply)
cool

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 16:01, Reply)
Good here ain't it, well done the mods for banning giggly, thread posting cunt that he is, who else should get banned for posting ? I vote grrry

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 14:18, Reply)
You dirty grass, what have I ever done to you?
I ain't never even been banned once.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 14:23, Reply)
It's the new rules, you make too many posts and reply to forum users, banned

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 14:28, Reply)
How many is too many?

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 14:30, Reply)
I dunno I'm not a stupid shitcunt mod

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 14:30, Reply)
How about a "Manolith You Doo-Doo Head, Go Home!" campaign?

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 15:20, Reply)
I don't think there are any mods here
You know what that means.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 15:22, Reply)
YESSSSSSS
Am I doing this right?
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 15:28, Reply)
iwrite4u

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 14:23, Reply)
I wonder what afternoon lie we will get from that scamp today

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 14:29, Reply)
wot a fuckin' ledge

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 15:09, Reply)
#BarnstapleBantz

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 15:18, Reply)
everyone who posts should get insta-banned

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 14:24, Reply)
It's the way forward, they can just ban people who appear on the stats board

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 14:27, Reply)
ban people who appear on the user list.

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 14:35, Reply)
CMOS ERROR: COULD NOT POST
PRESS F1 TO CONTINUE
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 14:27, Reply)
It's all a bit ridiculous really.
A bit like having a kebab and throwing the meat out.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 14:34, Reply)
Only if the meat kept incessantly saying 'bored of that now, hahahahahaahah' and foaming at the mouth

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 14:44, Reply)
And then cried itself to sleep, alone, every night, with only a fictitious parrot for company.

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 14:46, Reply)
I think I should be banned

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 14:41, Reply)
You do post too much

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 14:44, Reply)
I reckon a instant ban for anyone who says shit like this:
www.b3ta.com/links/1325117
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 15:03, Reply)
I dunno who is going around upsetting these people, heartless pricks

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 15:16, Reply)
Dunno what his beef is, he's never even posted here.

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 15:23, Reply)
Haha, classic The Ann Coulter Fan Club!

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 15:57, Reply)
I'm making some bookshelves
What was the last thing you made? No existentialist nonsense please.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 10:31, Reply)
sweet love to your mum

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 10:31, Reply)
I'm glad you showed her some tender affection
rather than fucking her holes ragged like an angry bull.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 10:33, Reply)
I save that kind of stuff for your nan

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 10:38, Reply)
You'd have to, she was cremated 12 years ago

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 10:40, Reply)
So you'd have to fuck the earth until you've turned the cemetary into a putting green

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 10:40, Reply)
Wow, this is turning dark
I preferred it when you were quoting MOR rock ballads :(
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 10:45, Reply)
I am
it's a relatively-unknown Def Leppard B-side
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 10:47, Reply)
I think it shows remarkable dedication on my part

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 10:47, Reply)
Roy Castle would be proud

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 10:54, Reply)
Unless we're going to count the assembly of flat-pack furniture,
the last thing I built must have been the bench I put together using leftover decking joists. It was fixed to the wall, and had under-seat storage.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 10:34, Reply)
What did you store under the seat?

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 10:35, Reply)
Probably paints and other craft items for the kids.
Everything is toy storage, eventually.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 10:43, Reply)
I should also point out that we topped the seat of with some foam cushions, covered in grass-patterned tablecloth,
then painted a meadow scene onto the walls of the alcove in which the bench was mounted. It was lovely, and almost certainly got removed at the earliest opportunity by the next occupant of the house.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 10:45, Reply)
I should think so
That sounds like a revoltingly cheerful decor abomination.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 10:51, Reply)
It was.
Flowers everywhere, and bees and butterflies. Enough to make anybody throw up.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 11:07, Reply)
edging for plots at the allotment.

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 10:37, Reply)
That reminds me, I need to go and sort mine out.
Haven't been at all this year... it's gonna be a mess.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 10:39, Reply)
deliberately withholding your orgasm at the allotment?
disgusting
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 10:42, Reply)

t p
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 10:43, Reply)
I shouldn't have laughed at this, but there we are

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 10:44, Reply)
you're a good audience

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 10:50, Reply)
He's no Sophie Ellis Bextor though

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 10:52, Reply)
few of us are

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 10:53, Reply)
speak for yourself m8

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 10:59, Reply)
i said 'few'

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 11:17, Reply)
Less

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 12:06, Reply)
A right royal mess of things!
hahaha
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 10:41, Reply)
is a Royal Mess a bit like an Eton mess?
but somehow even more elitist?
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 10:44, Reply)
hahaha
get her indoors to clean it up!
Eh, lads? lads?lads?
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 11:01, Reply)
Please report to your nearest Gender Attitude Correction Centre for immediate re-education.

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 13:18, Reply)
Choons, bro.

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 10:53, Reply)
Is it pointless donk-donk-bass-drop rubbish?

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 11:01, Reply)
Haha, you're so very, very old.

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 11:07, Reply)
And no, not for the most part.
soundcloud.com/sid-viscous/the-spinal-staircase-new-mix
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 11:08, Reply)
the lyrics are rubbish

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 11:46, Reply)
Lyrics are for tweenage emos and frustrated housewives.

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 13:17, Reply)
a smell
but seriously, a flat pack ikea bedside table. going to be putting a bike together soon though
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 10:54, Reply)
I bought flatpack furniture last time I decorated
and it all seems to be universally awful.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 11:02, Reply)
it's a perfectly functional and most importantly cheap bit of furniture

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 11:18, Reply)
I suppose, although even flatpack stuff isn't cheap here
And a joiner wanted 3000 pounds to make the bookshelves I'm making.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 11:19, Reply)
well everyone in poland is evil
i know, i saw it on the news
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 11:31, Reply)
made a poo

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 10:59, Reply)
christ, didn't you learn anything in school?
It's "done", not "made".
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 11:01, Reply)
you can make a poo using other poo parts

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 11:02, Reply)
Stinklebricks?

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 11:18, Reply)
Log-o

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 12:37, Reply)
A Frankenshite's monster!

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 13:14, Reply)
360 nailers

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 11:06, Reply)
you made three hundred and sixty of them?

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 11:19, Reply)
hahahaha yeah

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 11:30, Reply)
we have a right etc etc

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 11:32, Reply)
christ I actually can't remember
I'm thinking about making an electric guitar though. It'll probably be shit
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 11:16, Reply)
Don't jump in at the deep end
Start off with some pasta and paper plates first.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 11:19, Reply)
just do what this guy did, you can't go wrong
youtu.be/AsowLBretlk
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 11:58, Reply)
I attached a load of remote controlled LEDs to the back of my new TV yesterday cos the wife was blithering on about some phillips TV she had once that matched the screen light with a backlight.
I've set it to bright magenta. My living room looks like a strip club now.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 11:52, Reply)
I did that, realised it was shit and they've stayed off ever since

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 12:06, Reply)
:( beginning to think it might have been a waste of 15 quid

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 12:09, Reply)
My kids used to put them on, so wait a few years and they will provide a five minute novelty

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 12:18, Reply)
I'm hoping they also enjoy the pair of £50 3d glasses that my wife refuses to even try in case they give her a headache.

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 12:47, Reply)
get bent

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:39, Reply)
Good plan

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:40, Reply)
look who it is!

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:43, Reply)
Hooray!

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 10:44, Reply)
cool

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 10:28, Reply)
at the weekend

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:44, Reply)
cool

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 10:28, Reply)
well, ok
but i'll have to schedule a bentist appointment
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:46, Reply)
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(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:50, Reply)
New game. How many "AH" are there above, in place of "HA"?

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:53, Reply)
ctrl+f tells me it's 5

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:59, Reply)
that makes you the winner I guess

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 10:06, Reply)
we're all winners m8

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 10:08, Reply)
We sure are!
But some are more winninger than others
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 10:11, Reply)
hot dog!
i'm a weiner!
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 10:16, Reply)

I'm a Weiner Jumping frog!
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 10:19, Reply)
This is wrong. Searching is also cheating.
You are a terrible person.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 10:36, Reply)
now it is 8

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 10:43, Reply)
Taaake on me...

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 10:18, Reply)
cool

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 10:28, Reply)
this hasn't been as successful as the cheers event some months ago

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:48, Reply)
we'll never see the likes of those days again

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:49, Reply)
cool

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 10:28, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MFuSMz1zh0
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:48, Reply)
potential rapist @40 secs in

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:51, Reply)
:O

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:53, Reply)
No need to be rude.

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:55, Reply)
Job done

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:56, Reply)
OK own up, this must have been one of you lot:
www.thisislancashire.co.uk/news/13328523.Man__damaged_10_T_shirts_while_performing_sex_act__in_TK_Maxx/
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 10:03, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/7832193
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 10:05, Reply)
I love the term 'sex act'
What light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.
Arise, fair sun, and spunk on some t-shirts
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 10:13, Reply)
I like this.

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 10:25, Reply)
I remember when that fellow croaked at Barrymore's
he was described as having suffered 'a horrific sex injury'
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 10:28, Reply)
I strained my groin, after an enthusiastic session.
Does that count?
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 10:32, Reply)
yes
I seem to remember the term 'severe internal injuries' being used too. *shudder*
He was NOT 'alwight up the back' :(
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 10:36, Reply)
I heard there was some autopsy report that suggested he was already dead by drowning when it happened.
Which I hope for his sake was the case. But it does rather raise the question of whether it's wronger to bum a living man to death with a broom handle, or broom-bum a corpse so hard it would have killed the guy if he hadn't already been dead.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 10:55, Reply)
My nephew's brother was jailed for paedophiliaism
He claimed he fucked the mother and then wiped his cock clean on her 4-year-old daughter's pyjamas and that's how the DNA got there.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 10:35, Reply)


(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 10:44, Reply)


(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 10:47, Reply)


(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 10:55, Reply)
...isn't your nephew's brother also your nephew?
Or are we talking about some ghastly Broken Britain chav-nest with kids with different dads all living together?
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 10:57, Reply)
It's a phenomenally chavvy family where the mother had 7 kids with 7 different fathers
and my brother is the father of one of these spawn, but not the kiddyfiddler.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 12:27, Reply)
I had no idea you were related to spanish wombat

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 11:33, Reply)
mhrnhnh

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 8:56, Reply)
up yer bum

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:01, Reply)
cuppa tea please

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:02, Reply)
You should have a fight with manolith
You know, mano a mono
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:04, Reply)
knife fight
like in the Beat It video
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:13, Reply)
I'd certainly 'beat it' to *that* video!!!

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:42, Reply)
but those are dudes...
you're not....a chutney...are you?
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:53, Reply)
I'm a right 'woolly woofter' and no mistake!

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:55, Reply)
hi Mr. Tea

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:03, Reply)
Beefy

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:18, Reply)
woah, bit threadrushy m8

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:04, Reply)
oh no, Mr Tea is a zombie!

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:05, Reply)
Closest object to your left hand is your weapon!

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:06, Reply)
Shit, it's a 2m VGA cable!
*whips*
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:07, Reply)
keyboard :(

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:08, Reply)
though next to that is an actual zombie fighting weapon
images.onesite.com/capcom-unity.com/user/gregaman/dead_rising/4ce09d781fde91526836051287c3cd53.jpg?v=270000
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:09, Reply)
That's brilliant!

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:23, Reply)
terrible sarcasm, you know mono is a struggling autism

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:24, Reply)
A beard?
Damn
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:08, Reply)
There's nothing to my left, just a wall
So a brick, I guess. But then I am a karate man, so I'm pretty hard anyway.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:09, Reply)
Yeah the stink of that cheap after shave would put them off....oh hahahaha

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:10, Reply)
hahaha
the seventies...
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:12, Reply)

karate sumo ard eavy
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:11, Reply)
would you pick a fight with a sumo?

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:12, Reply)

stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/1105108/yokozuna-o.gif
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:45, Reply)
shit, that was a bad one

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:52, Reply)
My chin :(
If I was brayndedd I would stand more of a chance.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:19, Reply)
i think, based on the way i'm sitting, it would be my tshirt
this massacre is about to get sexy
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:22, Reply)
Watch

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:25, Reply)
I'm watching.
Is something about to happen?
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:29, Reply)
pervert

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:30, Reply)
I like to watch.

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:34, Reply)
2004 Bordeaux

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:28, Reply)
I would lie and claim my coffee mug is like that collapsible bong from Cabin In The Woods,
but it's just an insulated coffee press, so I'll probably just dribble hot coffee over myself as I attempt to beat off the ravenous horde.

Heh, beat off...
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:33, Reply)
*looks around for BRRAAAIIINNSSS*
*considers /talk regulars*
*staggers off disappointedly*
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:24, Reply)
Morning

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 7:52, Reply)
morning mono

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 8:21, Reply)
morning manolith

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 8:21, Reply)
hello manolith

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 8:46, Reply)
alright twobert

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 8:51, Reply)
nice 1 m8

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 8:25, Reply)
hello richard

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 8:46, Reply)
That's my name -
don't wear it out!
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:02, Reply)
haha, brilliant
I'm going to have that tattooed on my children
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:04, Reply)
hello mono

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 8:46, Reply)
hello two hats

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 8:52, Reply)
Who banned frank?
You bumholes.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 8:51, Reply)
again?
who cares?
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 8:52, Reply)
dead on its arse

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 8:53, Reply)
me

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:02, Reply)
not really

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:03, Reply)
it was probably MONO
ooh that MONO, he makes my BLOOD boil!
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:00, Reply)
tastes better all clotted.

(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 9:02, Reply)
Roughly 1.5kg
eViLegion wins!
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 22:40, Reply)
27 1/2 hours
to shit 1.5kg?
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 22:43, Reply)
i didn't start straight away

(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 23:17, Reply)
....wow

(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 22:48, Reply)
And the other was small and won prizes

(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 22:51, Reply)
Though the poos were rather small, he had to weigh them all

(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 23:21, Reply)
now he knows what weight to poo in order to impress the board

(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 23:33, Reply)
haha
yeah
(, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 22:56, Reply)
I think you're right
Giving knives to children is a good idea.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 1:25, Reply)
Oooh... I didn't notice!
I was about 50% off... So what do I win? This isn't like those guess-how-many-peanuts-to-win-the-nuts things is it?
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 14:11, Reply)

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