So,
hows your sister's Lizard?
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:12, Reply)

Anyone know of Woking Girl?
And did she proposition you for sex,
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:45, Reply)

I had sex with a b3tan once

( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:47, Reply)

WHo

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:48, Reply)

Actually two
Well three technically but it was before she became a b3tan and she's just a lurker
( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:48, Reply)

thats disgustinf

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:49, Reply)

I haven't had sexual contact with a b3tan for over a year now, shockingly.

( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:51, Reply)

ual contact
( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:51, Reply)

I've made eye contact with two
Woking girl and a man with one of those polar bear shirts in putney
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:52, Reply)

*awards medal*

( wynoh having a shit week on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:53, Reply)

postin dis hear
www.linkedin.com/pub/dick-felcher/10/336/161
( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:04, Reply)

Fucking ace
I approve of this sort of filth.
(SFW, btw, it's only words)
( wynoh having a shit week on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:06, Reply)

*Clicks like a mofo*

( Dilligaf Jakarta BST+6, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:06, Reply)

...
( Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:03, Reply)

Esme Wesme!

( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:04, Reply)

ESME
YES
( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:04, Reply)

Dunno about you
but I'd chuck one RIGHT up her Irishh diddlydoodiddlyday
( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:06, Reply)

HELLO
Fucking bitch in the pub wouldn't serve us cans, the cunt. I have no fags. But I have wine.
( Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:08, Reply)

I have fags and coffee and coffee and fags and fags

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:09, Reply)

I hate you.
I need a fucking crate of fags so I never run out.
( Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:10, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6274392
( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:06, Reply)

'Ning miss
tell that fella of yours he was right about the job.
( wynoh having a shit week on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:06, Reply)

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( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:07, Reply)

What?

( Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:09, Reply)

What?

( wynoh having a shit week on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:09, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6274431
( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:11, Reply)

Don't be worrying about it.

( Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:12, Reply)

Not my fella anymore.

( Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:09, Reply)

Ah, sorry
I haven't been keeping up.
( wynoh having a shit week on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:10, Reply)

Wasn't big news on here, no bother.

( Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:11, Reply)

Gaz me some filth or something

( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:12, Reply)

sucking Gonzo's hairy feet doesn't count then?

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:04, Reply)

Did Woking Girl try and get in your pants then?
TELL US THE GOSSIP
(Dave Trouser, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:52, Reply)

I don't know why anyone would turn her down
I'd tap that ass make no mistake

"is this thing on?" lol
( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:54, Reply)

she wasn't too bad but I did and would still turn it down

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:56, Reply)

I recall her being a bit shallow

( wynoh having a shit week on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:57, Reply)

She was a pricktease and a bit shit.

( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:58, Reply)

and ming.

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:58, Reply)

She's Chinese?

( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:58, Reply)

she had a bit of forehead going on

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:59, Reply)

That's taking foreplay a bit far

( wynoh having a shit week on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:01, Reply)

This seems to be turning into punternet
I've met a lot of nice b3tans, but I've never fucked any of them.
( wynoh having a shit week on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:00, Reply)

try telling THAT to my ringpiece

( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:01, Reply)

I love you dearly, Broadyswordy
but your ringpiece is safe from me.
Had an offer from one or two, though.
( wynoh having a shit week on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:03, Reply)

but right now, I have to pee

( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:05, Reply)

I've met mongychops
mongychops is fucking ace
( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:02, Reply)

just imagine I did hilarious strikethroughs

( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:03, Reply)

She didn't like it, she didn't like it.
/revers-o-katy-parry.

I hear Katy Perry might like kissing girls.
( Gonz Bare jokes, I be playin', just forum chatta, innit, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:48, Reply)

I said you didn't count
this proves it
( wynoh having a shit week on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:49, Reply)

My housemate is passed out
and I came on here as a desperate attempt for human contact, Why is everyone so slow
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:49, Reply)

I offered you sex.

( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:50, Reply)

Because everyone on here
is a trucker called Dave, and we're trying to concentrate on the road.
( wynoh having a shit week on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:51, Reply)

I remember she used to let /talk know every time some bloke lost his mess up her

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:56, Reply)

I long for the day I lose my mess up someone

( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:58, Reply)

I think Woking Girl is on my MSN list
but blocked

along with Syncubus
( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:00, Reply)

I deleted her a long time ago.

( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:08, Reply)

did you lose your mess up her?

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:10, Reply)

No :(

( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:11, Reply)

It's the way you get it back after that's so disgusting

( wynoh having a shit week on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:02, Reply)

She was mates with some other lad
why are you asking?

Freak
( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:00, Reply)

Cos she's been bummy with everyone on the internet
and I had a friend that lived with her and said she loved all the willy
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:02, Reply)

So, whats the current Gossip on /talk
fill me in
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:30, Reply)

THINGS ARE HAPPENING

( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:31, Reply)

Detail.

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:31, Reply)

I DID SOMETHING

( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:34, Reply)

SexFace doesn't count.

( wynoh having a shit week on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:35, Reply)

Was that a response or a general statement?

( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:40, Reply)

It's gospel true
he's got so many notches on the bedpost, it looks like it's precariously constructed from matchsticks
( wynoh having a shit week on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:42, Reply)

It is was general, it'd be "can't" not "doesn't".

(Dave Trouser, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:42, Reply)

I'm too drunk to recognise that as a logical statement
LOLDRUNK ETC
( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:11, Reply)

I hear someone is shagging someone else
and that shouty one's been shouting again.
( wynoh having a shit week on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:31, Reply)

I have not missed much

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:32, Reply)

There's been nothing of note for at least a year.

( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:32, Reply)

/expected more

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:34, Reply)

Can none of you fairies argue with one another?
It's shit on here lately.
Me.
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FAN PAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:32, Reply)

This is the last genre of post I last remember happening
JMG stir the pot with fire and rape allegations
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:35, Reply)

broadsword has had sex with Sammi
the horrible, depraved, nasty kind of sex where people poo on each other
( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:33, Reply)

He was probably trying to make her look more attractive lol

( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:33, Reply)

shut up Rustle

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:34, Reply)

Leave sexface alone

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:35, Reply)

uh oh.....
*hides*
( TBL - is saving up for a new car, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:37, Reply)

I have more in common with sexface than the rest of you

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:37, Reply)

You slept with my sister too?

( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:38, Reply)

We've all done that.

( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FAN PAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:39, Reply)

No,
I think shortly after asking me to go around and have sex with her Woking girl did thbe same with you
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:40, Reply)

I'll be honest here, I would very much liked to have shagged her
Unfortunately I didn't, however there were conversations, that's nearly two years ago now, I'm guessing she's probably slagging it up at uni by now.
( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:42, Reply)

I will be honest
I would not have, she was slagging it up at uni, I think she's graduated
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:44, Reply)

She legal yet?
Actually, I don't want to know, we meet in a club, yeah', must be 18 to get into a club, right?
( Gonz Bare jokes, I be playin', just forum chatta, innit, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:40, Reply)

Would you like to have sex?

( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:37, Reply)

Up yours Franc

( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:36, Reply)

Nobody has had sex with Sammi
They've just had a wank whilst looking into a kaleidoscope.
( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:38, Reply)

bou is back
and is actually online.
right now.
( TBL - is saving up for a new car, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:33, Reply)

unsurprising

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:33, Reply)

Disregarding people's hero JMG.
Can you name somebody on right now who you don't like?
From the internet.

Let's get some shit flying. You bores.


/Edit
PUFFS!
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FAN PAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:20, Reply)

You first

( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:21, Reply)

Me.

( wynoh having a shit week on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:21, Reply)

fuck you

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:22, Reply)

I hate tea, too, if that's any help
perhaps we're the same person.
( wynoh having a shit week on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:22, Reply)

I only have this name
to contradict my previous one
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:23, Reply)

Me

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:21, Reply)

most of the people who posted in the last two threads are at least tolerable

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:22, Reply)

Late shift panderer

(Ronnie Spleen Mostly Floella Benjamin's Arse, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:23, Reply)

if not particularly hilarious

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:24, Reply)

grab your lube
you've pulled
(Ronnie Spleen Mostly Floella Benjamin's Arse, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:28, Reply)

LOLREPETITION

( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:24, Reply)

JMG repeats himself

( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:25, Reply)

On the DoleBaldMum

( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:25, Reply)

EVERYBODY LOOK!
LOL
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FAN PAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:28, Reply)

I was just saving everybody some time :(
Why must you bully me, The JMG?
( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:30, Reply)

I'm a terrible online bully.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FAN PAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:33, Reply)

I was drinking Newcastle Brown Ale last week
Does this make me an ONLINE GEORDIE?
( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:34, Reply)

oh wait, the dullard has arrived

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:25, Reply)

HIYA GILGYFACE :D
the a
( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:27, Reply)

at least you're not planearm, I'll give you that

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:28, Reply)

I'm only tedious when I'm drunk
Unfortunately, I mainly post on here when I'm drunk. I'm not doing myself any favours.

LOLDULL.
( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:29, Reply)

You hate puffs?
ARSEIST!
( wynoh having a shit week on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:31, Reply)

Speedy Come back

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:31, Reply)

I have an excuse
I'm drunk.
( wynoh having a shit week on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:33, Reply)

*drunk fives*

( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:39, Reply)

*misses*
Hurray!
( wynoh having a shit week on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:40, Reply)

So.....
with the way technology is going, I wonder what the next "big thing" will be? Its no secret that computers, broadband internet and the mobile phone are all fairly recent in technology terms but have had significant impacts on peoples lives.

I'm thinking** virtual sex




**hopefully



what do you think? and if you don't give a fuck, cereal or toast for breakfast?
( TBL - is saving up for a new car, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:07, Reply)

I think it's the only way Mykey would ever take me off block.

( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FAN PAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:08, Reply)

I think Michael Owen can fuck RIGHT off

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:09, Reply)

HE'S YOUR NEW HERO!
It's probably written in to your scarf now under the lining.
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FAN PAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:10, Reply)

he's being paid on a game-by-game basis
and no transfer fee

that Fergie eh, what a tightwad
( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:11, Reply)

Did I hear right you're also buying Stig Inge Byornebee?

( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FAN PAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:13, Reply)

I have no idea, I'm just glad we got rid of the gay one who fell over all the time

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:15, Reply)

I reckon footballers should be paid on a 'no win, no fee' basis
that should liven things up a bit
( wynoh having a shit week on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:21, Reply)

I think that DAB radio will die and IP radio will become the norm.
For this to work though there would need to be an overhaul of the licensing, as at the moment Internet stations have to pay royalties per song, per listener, i.e. every listener costs money.
( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:15, Reply)

not quite.....
ask Dave - he knows how these things work
( TBL - is saving up for a new car, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:16, Reply)

Yes quite.
That's how it works, two licences, one is a blanket, the other is per song per listener.
( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:17, Reply)

thats not what offcom told me when I applied for a license for an internet station.
I don't have the details here, I'll look them out later.
( TBL - is saving up for a new car, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:20, Reply)

Ofcom don't have anything to do with Internet radio station licensing though.
:/
( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:22, Reply)

ah, yes PRS
I keep getting them mixed up as I do stuff for both
( TBL - is saving up for a new car, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:26, Reply)

There are only 2 licenses.
One from PPL, one from PRS.
(Dave Trouser, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:42, Reply)

PRS are FAIL at managing to set up direct debits, and PPL want quarterly reports showing every track streamed and to how many people, and charge accordingly.
The PRS one is a more blanket "listener hours" based fee set in a few pricing brackets.
(Dave Trouser, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:46, Reply)

Toast
granary, with butter on it.

None of this margerine nonsense.
( wynoh having a shit week on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:17, Reply)

indeed
www.westonaprice.org/foodfeatures/butter.html
( TBL - is saving up for a new car, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:18, Reply)

Good researching there fella
I just think it tastes nicer.
( wynoh having a shit week on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:20, Reply)

I'll tell you what, I fucking love Dexter.

( JackAction Beads. Bees? BEADS. BEADS!? GOB's not on board., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:17, Reply)

+ Fletcher

(Ronnie Spleen Mostly Floella Benjamin's Arse, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:18, Reply)

Internet
in your head
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:19, Reply)

William Gibson writes shit
and has a lot to answer for
(Ronnie Spleen Mostly Floella Benjamin's Arse, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:20, Reply)

I
had Porkchop sandwiches for breakfast, no word of a lie
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:21, Reply)

You all seem pretty horny tonight.
How about some 4chan style POST-TITS? Boys and girls. GO!

ps I can't, no nipples
(Dave Trouser, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:39, Reply)

Go on SexFace, you know you want to.

(Dave Trouser, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:43, Reply)

I'll be honest here, if there was someone I could hook up with right now, I would.

( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:44, Reply)

CALM DOWN INTERNET.
I'm putting my foot down, right here.
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FAN PAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:46, Reply)

I'm with JMG on this one.
It's very serious Internet business.
( JackAction Beads. Bees? BEADS. BEADS!? GOB's not on board., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:50, Reply)

NIPPLES!

(Dave Trouser, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:00, Reply)

ok then
( RedStar si non confectus non reficiat, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:44, Reply)

That's udder shit

( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:46, Reply)

You're milking that picture for all it's worth

( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:46, Reply)

I think it's time to moove on

( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:46, Reply)

You are Nursie from Blackadder2
AICMFP
( turb0t in Holland, but not been looking in shop windows, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:47, Reply)

MUSIC
on ftlfm.com

no tits
( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:45, Reply)

GAY

(Dave Trouser, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:00, Reply)

EeeeEEEEEE----yeahh.... mmmmmm bop, da da, ummmmm bop, shewwwba dabba mmmm bop, de ba daaaahhh
Yeee-eaaaa-aahhhh.
( Gonz Bare jokes, I be playin', just forum chatta, innit, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:34, Reply)

The team are calling

( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:35, Reply)

The team?
b3ta.belm.co.uk/chicken
(Dave Trouser, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:38, Reply)

Oh SF, you're going to spend all night playing Counter Strike again?
I've got a sudden urge to get my game-on, I think I need to buy a new 360.
( Gonz Bare jokes, I be playin', just forum chatta, innit, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:38, Reply)

going to spend all night playing Counter Strike again?
I've got a sudden urge to get my game-on, I think I need to buy a new 360. so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind
hey sexface
hey sexface
( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:40, Reply)

I started to read that
in the style of Jackie Wilson, until I got to the "you blow my mind" bit.
( turb0t in Holland, but not been looking in shop windows, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:42, Reply)

I'm so hot
I'm stripping to my pants
you like that, don't you
( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:36, Reply)

I'm a dirty little school girl.
I do hope when I bend over to pick up this shiney penny nobody sees my knickers.
( Gonz Bare jokes, I be playin', just forum chatta, innit, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:37, Reply)

A little bit of sick came up then.
tnx
( RedStar si non confectus non reficiat, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:38, Reply)

Lollypop, lollypop, oh lolly lollypop.

( Gonz Bare jokes, I be playin', just forum chatta, innit, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:42, Reply)

B3ta cock thread
how big, where's it been, brushings in the toilet dont count
( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:26, Reply)

big/ym

(King Baby Duck is actually Zoidberg, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:27, Reply)

Massive
all over the shop.
Well, two americans, one albanian, the rest have been english...
(rnuk - has a bigger penis than Wormulus, someone told him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:27, Reply)

I've done 4 of the 5 olympic rings
at which point I told myself I should take life more seriously*

*failed to get the 5th ring
( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:30, Reply)

rushing oxfile
( baldmonkey is music star; Fatty Sugars, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:27, Reply)

I'm not sure if I'm just thinking about this too much
Do you mean the large hole that is on the back of a boxfile ?
( turb0t in Holland, but not been looking in shop windows, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:32, Reply)

mines just normal :(
its been in vaginas, my hand, and nearly once in a ladies poop hole.
(northern wifeb3ta El Guiri *cough*, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:27, Reply)

Iheard that some ladies really love it
in the poop hole, and some ladies really dont love it in the poop hole.
Mrs turb0t doesnt like it there.
( turb0t in Holland, but not been looking in shop windows, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:33, Reply)

somewhere in between rnuk and wormulus
SEXY
( RedStar si non confectus non reficiat, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:28, Reply)

i like to dip it in paint and drag it along the walls whilst on the travelators at airports

( Lightguy http://twitter.com/Protowizard, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:28, Reply)

Mediocre.
In some women.
( Karl Hysteria is tedious and shit, but won't quit you., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:28, Reply)

Good job you like men with tiny colons then, eh?

( RedStar si non confectus non reficiat, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:30, Reply)

I'm not gay.

( Karl Hysteria is tedious and shit, but won't quit you., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:37, Reply)

not all
( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:37, Reply)

If they are only half gay
would it be a semicolon ?
( turb0t in Holland, but not been looking in shop windows, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:40, Reply)

Probably about average.
It spends a lot of time around the house and in my pants.
( JackAction Beads. Bees? BEADS. BEADS!? GOB's not on board., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:29, Reply)

I'm so aroused right now

( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:32, Reply)

the last good post on /talk was when SSG linked some chimpanzee porn
it's been all downhill since then
( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:30, Reply)

I want to bum you up the bum

( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:32, Reply)

BEST POST EVAR ^

( RedStar si non confectus non reficiat, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:32, Reply)

Now I want to bum YOU up the bum

( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:33, Reply)

SECOND BEST POST EVAR^

( RedStar si non confectus non reficiat, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:34, Reply)

*cough*
tinyurl.com/mdohe4
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet http://bit.ly/davetrouser_goes_here, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:35, Reply)

no, this was a pair of ugly herpes-ridden munters letting a chimpanzee touch their stagnant mimsies in return for crack money

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:37, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwegzhXAqaQ
( Gonz Bare jokes, I be playin', just forum chatta, innit, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:35, Reply)

About the same as my handspan.
/TMI
( Is this a Woodside I see before me?, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:42, Reply)

I think an important issue has been touched upon.
How big are your nipples?
Measurements in metric or imperial, diameter or area.

According to my ring spanner set mine are around 5/8ths.
( RedStar si non confectus non reficiat, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:02, Reply)

Really small.
As previously discussed, I shan't measure them though.
( The Doveston has never been to Penge, but heard it's quite nice, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:04, Reply)

eviously otractor
( baldmonkey is music star; Fatty Sugars, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:06, Reply)

Again, top strikethrough.
I'm eagerly anticipating the next hilarious one.
( The Doveston has never been to Penge, but heard it's quite nice, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:08, Reply)

All strikethrough humour is fantastic.
They should replace ITV with 24hr rolling strikethroughs.
( baldmonkey is music star; Fatty Sugars, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:11, Reply)

I for one am loving these strikethroughs.
I hope there are many more to come
( JackAction Beads. Bees? BEADS. BEADS!? GOB's not on board., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:13, Reply)

these strikethroughs.
I hope there are many more to

in my mouth
( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:14, Reply)

I'm glad you're here to make me look less drunk.

( JackAction Beads. Bees? BEADS. BEADS!? GOB's not on board., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:19, Reply)

fuck me
fuck me like the bitch I am
( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:20, Reply)

e pass
( baldmonkey is music star; Fatty Sugars, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:16, Reply)

I love you.

( JackAction Beads. Bees? BEADS. BEADS!? GOB's not on board., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:20, Reply)

Loving the trigonometry theme.
Great job.
( RedStar si non confectus non reficiat, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:22, Reply)

lolwut
i can't reply to the thread
( the_weaver, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:09, Reply)

i wondered why you were replying to my post detailling your nipples before
freak
(northern wifeb3ta El Guiri *cough*, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:11, Reply)

that may have been a drunken mistake
:D
( the_weaver, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:16, Reply)

the size of a euro
and mine are hairy too
(northern wifeb3ta El Guiri *cough*, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:04, Reply)

I think it's 2/3 of the base of a magners bottle
but its hard to tell without spillage
( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:04, Reply)

I can give my cock size in 440ml strongbow cans tho, if that helps

( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:06, Reply)

I take it that is a regular 568ml bottle and not the pointless 330ml ones

( RedStar si non confectus non reficiat, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:06, Reply)

I'm ashamed to say
width is from the 330ml bottle

length is 330ml tho ladies! Ladies? Come on, ride the broadsword
ciderbottlecock
( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:09, Reply)

If I don't pull from that ^ the world is wrong

( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:10, Reply)

*waggles eyebrows*
LOLGAY
( RedStar si non confectus non reficiat, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:11, Reply)

Hello sexy

( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:12, Reply)

you can fit it in a bottle?
:/
(northern wifeb3ta El Guiri *cough*, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:10, Reply)

That's no way to talk about your anus

( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:11, Reply)

It's all about the size

( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:11, Reply)

<pedant>
length volume
</pedant>

<friends></friends>
( Is this a Woodside I see before me?, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:13, Reply)

lol, what?

( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:20, Reply)

lesss than an inch in diamater
about 2 inches circumference
(King Baby Duck is actually Zoidberg, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:04, Reply)

They're kind of nipple sized lol

( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:04, Reply)

Mine are just right.
Of course.
( LimeyTreat - easily-influenced, image-obsessed socialite., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:05, Reply)

*Dampens brow*

( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FAN PAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:06, Reply)

PICS
or it never happened.
( RedStar si non confectus non reficiat, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:07, Reply)

Cobblers.
*calls upon independent edjucator*
*pins independent edjucator badge to suit*
(rnuk - has a bigger penis than Wormulus, someone told him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:25, Reply)

edjucator
ejaculator

COME ON HER NIPPLES
( RedStar si non confectus non reficiat, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:27, Reply)

get an adjudicator in too, that might help

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:29, Reply)

www.thethinkingblog.com/2007/08/fact-men-can-breastfeed.html
( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:05, Reply)

FRIZ!

(northern wifeb3ta El Guiri *cough*, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:07, Reply)

can you link me to the super sexy greasemonkey script you made?

( the_weaver, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:18, Reply)

no

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:25, Reply)

:(

( the_weaver, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:31, Reply)

I would guess at about an Inch and a half.

( JackAction Beads. Bees? BEADS. BEADS!? GOB's not on board., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:07, Reply)

The diameter is about the same as the distance from the tip of my thumb to the first joint.

( Is this a Woodside I see before me?, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:07, Reply)

So 1 then?

( RedStar si non confectus non reficiat, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:09, Reply)

One thumb-joint.

( Is this a Woodside I see before me?, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:11, Reply)

Thats definitly a Imperial measurement

( RedStar si non confectus non reficiat, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:13, Reply)

14 thumb-joints = 1 ferkle.
12 ferkles = 1 junior league.
27 junior leagues = 1 super-mile.
( Is this a Woodside I see before me?, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:17, Reply)

4536 tmbj
Unless you are at sea...
In which case you can make it up as you go.
( RedStar si non confectus non reficiat, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:20, Reply)

Humf
I measured mine the same way then read your post.
I think I was born with no originality.
(YourMums. I hope i dont look like the perv i am, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:11, Reply)

that'll explain the shit-stupid username then

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:15, Reply)

true

(YourMums. I hope i dont look like the perv i am, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:17, Reply)

apparently an inch across
they're weird though, sometimes they're proper nipples, sometimes they're more like a boil or something, with no defined sticky out bit
( the_weaver, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:09, Reply)

yay!
it worked at last
( the_weaver, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:10, Reply)

TMI
FREAK
( the_weaver, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:10, Reply)

I'm not entirely sure
I've never taken a ruler.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:14, Reply)

Now
is the time.
( RedStar si non confectus non reficiat, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:16, Reply)

B3ta COCK OFF

( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:18, Reply)

Oh we're talking about nipples
damnit
( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:18, Reply)

that may require a new thread then.

( RedStar si non confectus non reficiat, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:23, Reply)

Christ, dont

( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:24, Reply)

I'm not drunk and couldn't get away with it.
you on the other hand...
( RedStar si non confectus non reficiat, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:25, Reply)

Done
I'm not proud
( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:26, Reply)

yours are probably square
with tentacles sprouting from them
( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:19, Reply)

you probably don´t have any

(northern wifeb3ta El Guiri *cough*, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:23, Reply)

i sliced mine off a long time ago

( Lightguy http://twitter.com/Protowizard, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:25, Reply)

Who's feeling sexy?

(rnuk - has a bigger penis than Wormulus, someone told him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:00, Reply)

xy llotape
( baldmonkey is music star; Fatty Sugars, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:01, Reply)

oof!
You're on strikethrough form tonight. Good one, well done.
( The Doveston has never been to Penge, but heard it's quite nice, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:03, Reply)

I just saw some really tight bodied girls in the street.
I'm going to knock one out later thinking about them.
( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:01, Reply)

I think they were on the way home from playgroup lol

( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:01, Reply)

meeeeeeee
question, how the frig do i get HDMI output on my graphics card to s-video? gaz me pls nerds.
(northern wifeb3ta El Guiri *cough*, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:03, Reply)

Convert it to verdana

( RedStar si non confectus non reficiat, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:04, Reply)

fuck off to your Gill Sans you cunt :P
(hope I don´t get banned for that remark)
(northern wifeb3ta El Guiri *cough*, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:04, Reply)

(I do)

( RedStar si non confectus non reficiat, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:07, Reply)

Gran Turino is a good film.
And the iPhone is annoyingly slow.
( JackAction Beads. Bees? BEADS. BEADS!? GOB's not on board., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:04, Reply)

Sexy's not here.

( LimeyTreat - easily-influenced, image-obsessed socialite., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:05, Reply)

Where's here?

(rnuk - has a bigger penis than Wormulus, someone told him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:05, Reply)

In my house.

( LimeyTreat - easily-influenced, image-obsessed socialite., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:10, Reply)

There's no sexy in your house?
Is that what you're saying?
(rnuk - has a bigger penis than Wormulus, someone told him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:12, Reply)

Apart from me.

( LimeyTreat - easily-influenced, image-obsessed socialite., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:12, Reply)

I see.
*sees*
(rnuk - has a bigger penis than Wormulus, someone told him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:13, Reply)

Best give Justin Timberlake a ring then, ho ho!

( Is this a Woodside I see before me?, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:08, Reply)

Just a sec, got to put a Richard Clayderman record on.

( Is this a Woodside I see before me?, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:06, Reply)

I just wanked in baldmonkeys knickers
whilst wearing gilgamesh's pants.

DON'T ANSWER, JUST THINK ABOUT IT
( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:34, Reply)

you put the knickers in your pants
big deal I do it all the time
(northern wifeb3ta El Guiri *cough*, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:35, Reply)

I SAID DONT THINK ABOUT IT

( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:37, Reply)

Oops

( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:38, Reply)

loldrunk

( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:38, Reply)

fuck off

( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:38, Reply)

awww...
are woo dwunk?
( The Doveston has never been to Penge, but heard it's quite nice, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:39, Reply)

SHOW
ME
YOUR
NIPPLES
( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:40, Reply)

No, really, don't

( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:40, Reply)

I have really small nipples,
really freakishly small.
( The Doveston has never been to Penge, but heard it's quite nice, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:42, Reply)

Cheers for the info
/makes note in small nipple notepad
( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:43, Reply)

NIP STA
( baldmonkey is music star; Fatty Sugars, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:41, Reply)

fuck dude, i´ve started getting proper freckles from the sun
and my beard deffo has some ginner hair in it.

if i ever have kids, whats the age limit of a late abortion? 2yrs old? 3? don´t think i could stand having a ginger son.
(northern wifeb3ta El Guiri *cough*, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:40, Reply)

same as its always been
30 mins, 7 months if its a confirmed ginger
( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:50, Reply)

LOLDRUNK

( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:35, Reply)

VOMIT INTO A CHILD

( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:36, Reply)

ild alkboard
( baldmonkey is music star; Fatty Sugars, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:48, Reply)

You like that, don't you

( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:35, Reply)

Dear Baldmonkey, (and everyone else)
This might make you feel better, a friend of mine made a song about Scunthorpe. (it's really quite good, honest)

www.myspace.com/chernosambamusic

Yours sincerely,
The Doveston.
( The Doveston has never been to Penge, but heard it's quite nice, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:35, Reply)

I'm not switching my speakers on,
I'll wake the people.
( baldmonkey is music star; Fatty Sugars, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:36, Reply)

Come on....
CHERNO SAMBA!
( The Doveston has never been to Penge, but heard it's quite nice, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:47, Reply)

Dear The Doveston
I am not baldmonkey and as such will not click your link.

wuv woo,
broadsword xxxx
( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:37, Reply)

You should check it out though,
it's actually pretty good.
( The Doveston has never been to Penge, but heard it's quite nice, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:38, Reply)

it is actually kinda good
once you get past the east european-like intro
( the_weaver, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:44, Reply)

The other song is good too.
Talented chap is my chum.
( The Doveston has never been to Penge, but heard it's quite nice, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:46, Reply)

It took me half an hour to get this semi
:(
(Lord Foolius chubby cunt, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:35, Reply)

My knickers are red and they have podka dots on:)

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:37, Reply)

Brace yourself

( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:39, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6274119
(Lord Foolius chubby cunt, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:40, Reply)

The whole internet have just lost their erections :(

( Mrs Hood Butter is busy buying friends on..., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:40, Reply)

erm

( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:41, Reply)

*fwaps*

( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:42, Reply)

pink sock

( the_weaver, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:47, Reply)

You are a wrong 'un

( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:51, Reply)

you loves it up the wrong 'un
doesn't you?
( the_weaver, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:54, Reply)

Aww, I wish your mum would stop telling tales

( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:57, Reply)

your mum can't tell tales
she's usually either screaming for more or gagging on my cock
( the_weaver, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:01, Reply)

There's always one......

( Mrs Hood Butter is busy buying friends on..., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:42, Reply)

could you direct me to your updated greasemonkey script?
i've got the basic version where it says shit post, but i want to see teh kittums
( the_weaver, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:56, Reply)

Dear broadsword
I bloody love you, I do.

Love, Alex.
( JackAction Beads. Bees? BEADS. BEADS!? GOB's not on board., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:00, Reply)

I tried making a song about Basingstoke using FL Studio this evening.
It was shit.
It was so shit Roanewah would've stuck his cock in it while doing impersonations of John Inman if John Inman were the biggest wanker on the planet.
( baldmonkey is music star; Fatty Sugars, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:10, Reply)

Basingstoke is pretty shit, so this would be apt

( The Doveston has never been to Penge, but heard it's quite nice, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:11, Reply)

Hard to rhyme, too.

( Is this a Woodside I see before me?, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:16, Reply)

Joke
Bloke
Croak
Poke

PLENTY OF OPTIONS
( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:17, Reply)

amazing folk
blaze and smoke
( baldmonkey is music star; Fatty Sugars, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:18, Reply)

piston_broke

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:28, Reply)

smashing bloke

( baldmonkey is music star; Fatty Sugars, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:38, Reply)

Eggs have yolk

( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:46, Reply)

Basingstoke rhymes with Stoke
Which is also very shit.
( The Doveston has never been to Penge, but heard it's quite nice, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:20, Reply)

stoke is awesome
it has oatcakes, a donut van outside the shopping centre.. a museum of something... and waterworld!
(northern wifeb3ta El Guiri *cough*, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:21, Reply)

Didn't like it.
Well, the sugar mill club was ok, the rest of it though... meh.
( The Doveston has never been to Penge, but heard it's quite nice, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:23, Reply)

I've been to Stoke
it was shit
( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:23, Reply)

I concur.

( The Doveston has never been to Penge, but heard it's quite nice, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:24, Reply)

its a dump
It´s like Leeds and Liverpool combined, with some crappy pottery factories thrown in for good measure.

have to stick up for your kinda-local areas though hey huh. Someone will tell me hull is nice next...
(northern wifeb3ta El Guiri *cough*, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:25, Reply)

WELCOME TO STOKE
Breathe deep - live dangerously.

/graffiti
( Is this a Woodside I see before me?, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:24, Reply)

Particularly rough area of Cardiff, Ely, had this on the road sign:
Purely
Lovely
( The Doveston has never been to Penge, but heard it's quite nice, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:26, Reply)

amazing coke
(h)
(northern wifeb3ta El Guiri *cough*, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:18, Reply)

Which reminds me
*snorts*
( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:19, Reply)

living the marbella life lol :D
have you seen ´the business´? some of that was filmed on streets near me ;)
(northern wifeb3ta El Guiri *cough*, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:20, Reply)

Seen it, wasn't it filmed in Almeria?

( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:21, Reply)

filmed in different parts
I think La Linea, Gibraltar at the beginning and end bits, and I thought marbella and somewhere in the country for the rest. Could be Almeria.... not been there meself!
(northern wifeb3ta El Guiri *cough*, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:23, Reply)

Dunno, I know the Sky TV programme the Villa is filmed not far from here
think Sexy Beast was up towards Almeria & The Business the other side
( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:25, Reply)

Something I've been doing this evening
is to tell people how shit they are on MSN, or say something quite offensive, wait for a reaction then say "oops sorry, wrong box". God I'm bored/dull/a pipe smoking cunt/whatever.
( The Doveston has never been to Penge, but heard it's quite nice, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:17, Reply)

I actually love doing this
*moderately anti-social fives*
( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:18, Reply)

yeah!
People I know are shit, I might trade them all in for new friends.
( The Doveston has never been to Penge, but heard it's quite nice, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:22, Reply)

Well I'm still waiting for the offensive message to me

( turb0t in Holland, but not been looking in shop windows, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:19, Reply)

But I know your joke now
so it wouldn't work anyway.
( turb0t in Holland, but not been looking in shop windows, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:21, Reply)

I told a girl at work on msn she should dump her bf if she wants anything with me
but truth be told, i don´t want anything to happen with me and her, I just fucking hate her boring as fuck boyfriend coming out with us all after work.
(northern wifeb3ta El Guiri *cough*, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:19, Reply)

Try coming on to him.
Could sour things a bit, he might stop going out with you after work.
( The Doveston has never been to Penge, but heard it's quite nice, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:23, Reply)

This has the potential to back fire though.

( The Doveston has never been to Penge, but heard it's quite nice, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:25, Reply)

he´s a gibbo cunt
if we play pool, even with girls, he has gibraltarian rules... that if you hit a ball.. but the white doesn´t touch a cushion.. it´s a foul and you have to give 2 shots.

seriously... *facepalm*

this is why i hate gibbos
(northern wifeb3ta El Guiri *cough*, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:28, Reply)

Breed 77 are nice lads.
Excellent band too.
( Mrs Hood Butter is busy buying friends on..., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:32, Reply)

wow
nice to see some people in Gib made an effort with something

I know Gibbo´s who have never left the rock.. not even a 10 minute walk into Spain.
(northern wifeb3ta El Guiri *cough*, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:33, Reply)

It is a bit of a shitty place though.
I wouldn't stay there long. I expected a sort of Spanish island where they spoke English, but it was like a really scruffy English town where all the food comes with chips.
( Mrs Hood Butter is busy buying friends on..., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:36, Reply)

yeah, i lasted 4 months there
the new ocean village is really nice though. quite suave.
(northern wifeb3ta El Guiri *cough*, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:38, Reply)

I liked the apes up on the rock
Nicer than most of the locals.
( Mrs Hood Butter is busy buying friends on..., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:39, Reply)

:)
Tarifa, Cadiz, Sevilla, Huelva are the best places to go though

anyways, off to watch The Last House on the Left.

Hasta luego maricones
(northern wifeb3ta El Guiri *cough*, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:42, Reply)

that's...
that's brilliant
( the_weaver, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:30, Reply)

haha, talentless spastic

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:11, Reply)

Yes.
I may killol myself.
In fifteen minutes.
( baldmonkey is music star; Fatty Sugars, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:12, Reply)

send me an mp3 of you singing the words and I'll make it into a proper shit tune for you
you shitcunt
( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:13, Reply)

It wasn't quite like that.
Hang on...
( baldmonkey is music star; Fatty Sugars, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:13, Reply)

Look...
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/onsite/mp3/9d1a18c81c4ca7af6aee8da497e1ae8a_basingstokeraisingfolk2.mp3

It's beyond hope. I'm starting to get my head round FL Studio though. Which is nice.
( baldmonkey is music star; Fatty Sugars, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:16, Reply)

go and stick your head down the toilet you ape

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:17, Reply)

It's how Lady Gaga would sound if she knew about syncopation.

( Is this a Woodside I see before me?, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:18, Reply)

I'm told I have a tendancy to syncopate.
I don't really know what this means.
( baldmonkey is music star; Fatty Sugars, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:19, Reply)

It's putting in off-beat rhythmic accents.
Not just duh - DUH - duh - DUH - duh - DUH - duh - DUH like someone banging their head against the wall.

Lots of early jazz is packed to the brim with it.
( Is this a Woodside I see before me?, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:22, Reply)

I like jazz.

( baldmonkey is music star; Fatty Sugars, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:23, Reply)

no you don't
no one likes jazz

people just pretend to like it because they're wankers
( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:26, Reply)

I like jazz cos black people are cool

(northern wifeb3ta El Guiri *cough*, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:32, Reply)

omg.... i didn´t think it could be THAT shit

(northern wifeb3ta El Guiri *cough*, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:31, Reply)

I might make some Pimm's in a bit

( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:12, Reply)

bi ha
( baldmonkey is music star; Fatty Sugars, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:13, Reply)

I'm VERY interested in this.

( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FAN PAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:13, Reply)

h c
( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:18, Reply)

a o
( baldmonkey is music star; Fatty Sugars, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:19, Reply)

is that what ladies say when they want to go take a shit

(northern wifeb3ta El Guiri *cough*, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:13, Reply)

I'M GOING TO SHAKE A TROUSER MARTINI

( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:14, Reply)

Pimms is shit
I dont enjoy it, in the company of ladies, when it looks like its the only booze I'll get

but really

pimms
( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:14, Reply)

I like to get slowly drunk off it in the blazing heat
I might just pour some into a wine glass to save time.
( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:15, Reply)

I think I missed several words out of my post
but y'know, you pa

nuts
( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:18, Reply)

loldrunk

( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:24, Reply)

It's very good to get drunk on in hot weather.
Maybe because it's so easy to drink because it doesn't really taste alcoholic.
( Mrs Hood Butter is busy buying friends on..., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:20, Reply)

THIS

( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:21, Reply)

That was probably a clever post
if only I knew what I was banging on about
( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:28, Reply)

idiot

(northern wifeb3ta El Guiri *cough*, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:12, Reply)

CAN I SUCK YOUR COCK
oops caps lock etc
( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:13, Reply)

CRUISE CONTROL etc rofl

( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:15, Reply)

yes

( baldmonkey is music star; Fatty Sugars, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:17, Reply)

Also, don't cuss Roanehawhaw
we bully the poor misunderstood fuckwit chap too much
( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:32, Reply)

I hope he is crippled by some skinheads.

( baldmonkey is music star; Fatty Sugars, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:35, Reply)

haha, that would be ace
I'd laugh quite a fair bit if that happened
( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:37, Reply)

I'd be there handing out refreshments.

( baldmonkey is music star; Fatty Sugars, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:39, Reply)

I just made $33 profit on poker.
However, my red wine is about to run out. Should I got to ASDA and buy more, and whilst there, should I buy anything else?

Or, should I go to the offy over the road, and buy a kebab from the kebab shop.
( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:02, Reply)

DPMNT

( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:02, Reply)

He's a delight
I do enjoy his input
( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:04, Reply)

you can't go now, roaneah might turn up

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:03, Reply)

I meant to post what I said up there ^
here.

lol drunk
( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:04, Reply)

I heard you had sex with him

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:06, Reply)

I'd totally give him a 'sex face'
and by that I mean I'd bring him to orgasm while rimming his rectum
( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:08, Reply)

kebab
unless Asda is next to the offy and kebab shop
( turb0t in Holland, but not been looking in shop windows, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:03, Reply)

It's a 5 minute walk.

( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:04, Reply)

The wine is cheaper and I could buy a pizza for a quid or something.

( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:04, Reply)

An Asda Pizza that will cost 1 quid
will taste rank. How rank are the kebabs next to the offy ? are they better or worse than a one pound pizza ?
( turb0t in Holland, but not been looking in shop windows, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:14, Reply)

No it's a chicago town pizza, it's nice
But on offer because it's a new product.
( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:15, Reply)

get some exercise and go for a 5 minute walk
and burn off the energy that you will gain from consuming the pizza.
( turb0t in Holland, but not been looking in shop windows, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:18, Reply)

I think you should develop a heroin addiction.

( Dekionplexis 333 Brown envelopes, smiles and handshakes, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:04, Reply)

Go to ASDA.
Buy cheese and crackers.
( The Doveston has never been to Penge, but heard it's quite nice, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:05, Reply)

You know what, this is a very tempting idea.
Cheese, crackers and wine.
( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:05, Reply)

Some really strong cheddar.

( SexFace Offensive slag, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:06, Reply)

Blue vein stuff.
and Brie or Camambert, like anyone can tell the difference anyway.
( The Doveston has never been to Penge, but heard it's quite nice, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:07, Reply)

+ crack, + whores
I'm game
( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:06, Reply)

Gotta be careful you don't pick up the same whores
who killed those midget wrestlers.
( The Doveston has never been to Penge, but heard it's quite nice, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:09, Reply)

Buy wine & some peking duck wraps

( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:06, Reply)

SERIOUSLY

( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:11, Reply)

Get more wine.
Don't get a kebab though, they're shit. I'd get something easy from Asda.

I'm drinking Mickey Finns now. Not really sure why, 'cos it's a bit ming.
(Lord Foolius chubby cunt, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:06, Reply)

have some toast
then find the emergency vodka down the back of the couch
(rigby ., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:07, Reply)

Get yourself a donner pizza.
If they do such delicacies.
( Is this a Woodside I see before me?, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:07, Reply)

Deep fried kebab!
I think it's called a stotty or something. Nearly 4000 calories in one meal, WOAH!
( The Doveston has never been to Penge, but heard it's quite nice, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:11, Reply)

Dirty Scottish freaks

( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:12, Reply)

Not had that.
What I'm talking about is donner meat on an otherwise ordinary pizza.

It's got everything - meatiness, spiciness, cheesiness and breadiness. It's awesome. Never seen it for sale outside of West Yorkshire though.
( Is this a Woodside I see before me?, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:13, Reply)

You know how, like, you find out a friend is a massive racist?
How do you deal with that?
( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:19, Reply)

Cover yourself in boot polish and offer to shine their shoes

( SexFace Offensive slag, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:19, Reply)

Whilst singing 'Mammy'?

( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:19, Reply)

laugh, roll your eyes
and remind yourself that racism and xenophobia are an inherent part of post-Communist culture
( Grrrmachine - they see me drollin', they hatin', Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:20, Reply)

This is someone I've been up
& was toying with another bash on my imminent uk jaunt
( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:21, Reply)

you fucked a racist?

( MrA, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:23, Reply)

 
( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:25, Reply)

did they wear a hood?

( MrA, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:30, Reply)

BROADSWORD FUCKED A RACIST BROADSWORD FUCKED A RACIST BROADSWORD FUCKED A RACIST BROADSWORD FUCKED A RACIST BROADSWORD FUCKED A RACIST
BROADSWORD FUCKED A RACIST BROADSWORD FUCKED A RACIST BROADSWORD FUCKED A RACIST BROADSWORD FUCKED A RACIST BROADSWORD FUCKED A RACIST BROADSWORD FUCKED A RACIST BROADSWORD FUCKED A RACIST BROADSWORD FUCKED A RACIST BROADSWORD FUCKED A RACIST BROADSWORD FUCKED A RACIST BROADSWORD FUCKED A RACIST BROADSWORD FUCKED A RACIST BROADSWORD FUCKED A RACIST
( Gonz Bare jokes, I be playin', just forum chatta, innit, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:32, Reply)

Cheers for that Gonz, not sure what I did to upset you but whatever floats your pickle

( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:34, Reply)

Haha =)

( Gonz Bare jokes, I be playin', just forum chatta, innit, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:38, Reply)

BROADSWORD GONZO
A RACIST PICKLE FAIRY

perspective here please
( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:36, Reply)

Gutted

( SexFace Offensive slag, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:40, Reply)

oh man, that's not a nice thing to call her

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:42, Reply)

Bit slow there gilgy.

( Gonz Bare jokes, I be playin', just forum chatta, innit, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:45, Reply)

I had to keep stopping to vomit

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:46, Reply)

Lu is coming to see us tomorrow.

( SexFace Offensive slag, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:39, Reply)

NO I AM NOT
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU ANYWAY?
( Evil Lu, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:43, Reply)

Oh MAN !
I start work at 7 tomorow, it would be just super-ace fun times for her to see me off. Oh BOY !
( Gonz Bare jokes, I be playin', just forum chatta, innit, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:49, Reply)

I'm going to wash my penis and everything

( SexFace Offensive slag, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:49, Reply)

I've got some Lynx Africa you can borrow if you want.

( Gonz Bare jokes, I be playin', just forum chatta, innit, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:54, Reply)

Bullying.

( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FAN PAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:20, Reply)

You work yourself up into a real righteous frenzy, really psyching yourself up for the kill.
And then you get over yourself and grow up.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:20, Reply)

Everybody should be racist.
Thank you common sense.
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FAN PAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:22, Reply)

hark, baldy! the larger community hath spake

( moohalaa, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:23, Reply)

I'm BOUND to be blamed.

( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FAN PAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:28, Reply)

postin dis hear
b3ta.com/talk/6271435
( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:23, Reply)

Hahaha!
Yes!
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FAN PAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:27, Reply)

Another great result for Team Aberdeen.

( Wicca'd Witch is tromboning like there's no tomorrow., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:29, Reply)

DON'T SAY "ABERDEEN"!
I think there's a movement against it being used to describe rough or fat people.
:(

I'll never fit in on here.
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FAN PAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:31, Reply)

Tell them you have decided they can no longer be your friend
because of their racial origin. Racists can't abide irony.
( The Hedgehog From Hell hey, "pirates" sounds like "pi rates" or pie rats", Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:20, Reply)

you decide whether you can cope with them being a racist
If they are a good friend then you take them as they come and ignore their comments if not then tell them to fuck off.
( Mrs.Sp@m http://mrs-spam.mybrute.com, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:20, Reply)

This would probably be good advice
if you'd taken shagging into account
( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:22, Reply)

Also, she was a bit stalkery
wouldn't it be funny if she'd read all this
( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:24, Reply)

Why is it not good advice even with shagging
you don't HAVE to shag her you know.
( Mrs.Sp@m http://mrs-spam.mybrute.com, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:24, Reply)

I AM MAN
I HAVE COCK
( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:26, Reply)

well if you're just using her because you've currently got more dirty water than a chinese laundry then that's ok
but there's no way I'd enter into any kind of relationship with a gibbering mouth-frother of a racist psycho stalker
( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:28, Reply)

*hands over "Not Syncubus" award*
Or the "Not"... wait, best not mention that, in case shit goes down again.
( Is this a Woodside I see before me?, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:29, Reply)

at least she won´t run off with a black man

(northern wifeb3ta El Guiri *cough*, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:27, Reply)

I remember going on a date with a girl who said,
"well, I'm not racist I just fuckin' hate somalians". Last time I saw her, not solely because of that, she also had a face like a pug.
( The Doveston has never been to Penge, but heard it's quite nice, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:33, Reply)

Where do those Somalians get off, fleeing an anarchic war zone?

( Easty hello my name is dr dolphin, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:38, Reply)

Any minute now, some insufferable pedant is going to crow "actually, it's not anarchy at all"
then reel off a potted history of Somalia and push their glasses back up their nose.
( Is this a Woodside I see before me?, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:40, Reply)

i can smell a b3tan on wiki trying to pretend he knows it all

(northern wifeb3ta El Guiri *cough*, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:52, Reply)

I've just edited the wiki page.
Somalia is a small town in southern France. It is well known for the conflict between the native indians and genghis khan.
( The Doveston has never been to Penge, but heard it's quite nice, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:57, Reply)

You can smell a b3tan?
Here, have this sick-bag.
( Is this a Woodside I see before me?, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:58, Reply)

that´s unfair
give it back to SSG
(northern wifeb3ta El Guiri *cough*, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:07, Reply)

Can't beat him to death?
Then join him or something.
( The Doveston has never been to Penge, but heard it's quite nice, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:21, Reply)

tell him you're really black

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:21, Reply)

Didn't stop you :(

( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:23, Reply)

I wasn't going to stop until you said the safe word

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:24, Reply)

I love you.
RIGHT up the anus.
( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:50, Reply)

kill a black in their honour

( Dekionplexis 333 Brown envelopes, smiles and handshakes, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:23, Reply)

saber
to the knackers
(rigby ., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:24, Reply)

Then they wouldn't be my friend.
/Wicca'd
( Amorous Badger is harder than chuck Norris in a Honda Accord, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:24, Reply)

I kick his black ass

( Cactus 1 Don't Touch the Bang Bang Fruit, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:25, Reply)

A South African woman put it straight to me in Dubai when she invited me over for a meal
"I´m going to be honest with you Richard. I don´t like Niggers."

*stunned silence*

"they are a problem in my country"

hmmmmmm
(northern wifeb3ta El Guiri *cough*, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:27, Reply)

Blimey, a racist South African?
Well I never.
( The Hedgehog From Hell hey, "pirates" sounds like "pi rates" or pie rats", Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:31, Reply)

Have you ever met a nice South African?

( The Doveston has never been to Penge, but heard it's quite nice, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:47, Reply)

my mates south african and he´s cool
his sister is the GB british record holder for jumping really high on big poles.

But South Africa is rough, I wouldn´t feel safe there. Unless its in cape town which aint so bad if you stick to the right areas.

numbers gang though... jesus, wouldn´t fuck with them.
(northern wifeb3ta El Guiri *cough*, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:51, Reply)

what she meant to say was "we are a problem in their country"

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:33, Reply)

Report them to the police, naturally.
Or turn them over to a slaughterhouse, since they've got no other use.
( Is this a Woodside I see before me?, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:28, Reply)

I want to know why you were friends with Sammi in the first place.

( Evil Lu, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:43, Reply)

pfft!

( Mrs.Sp@m http://mrs-spam.mybrute.com, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:48, Reply)

BROADSWORD SHAGGED SAMMI

( Wicca'd Witch is tromboning like there's no tomorrow., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:50, Reply)

i´m spreadin!

(northern wifeb3ta El Guiri *cough*, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:53, Reply)

Ha, I remember when people used to say that

(Lord Foolius chubby cunt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:59, Reply)

That is soooooooo unfair to broadsword.

( Evil Lu, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:53, Reply)

I love you more than sloppy stuff
*luvs*
( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:56, Reply)

i fucking love unconfirmed and entirely inaccurate b3ta rumours

( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:55, Reply)

you could always deny it
then we'll laugh at you for being embarassed about shagging Sammi
( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:00, Reply)

I'm genuinely surprised there are virtually no valiant defenders leaping to her defence.
Normally, this lot will defend anything if they think they've got a chance of getting some fanny.
( Is this a Woodside I see before me?, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:56, Reply)

I heard her fanny has wonky teeth
and a pool
( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:02, Reply)

Bet that was (very expensive).

( Is this a Woodside I see before me?, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:05, Reply)

Tough one.
Give him an 'unimpressed' look when he/she says something racist. Usually gets the message across.
(Lord Foolius chubby cunt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:58, Reply)

Tonight we watched the remake of The Last House On The Left
I give it 8/10 stars, it loses points due to the low quality pants the girl is wearing when being raped in the woods.

Recently, A Haunting in Connecticut was also watched, it gains 7.5/10, mostly for the slightly scary priest who was clearly trying to get into the boys pants.

Seen any good movies recently?

If not, do you prefer boxer shorts or pants?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:10, Reply)

yes

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:10, Reply)

Can you tell us?

( Easty hello my name is dr dolphin, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:11, Reply)

yes, yes I can

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:11, Reply)

Good.

( Easty hello my name is dr dolphin, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:12, Reply)

Sweet

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:11, Reply)

Go on. Yes.

( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FAN PAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:11, Reply)

I think I'll definately be the best thing about this thread.

( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FAN PAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:12, Reply)

yes, definately

( The Doveston has never been to Penge, but heard it's quite nice, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:35, Reply)

Yes.
I prefer one of those 2.
( Karl Hysteria is tedious and shit, but won't quit you., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:11, Reply)

We watched the uncut version of a haunting, it did ramble somewhat but it got a bit creepy and it was a reasonably original story

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:12, Reply)

I get scared during horror films.
I went with a girl and had to hold her hand.
( Karl Hysteria is tedious and shit, but won't quit you., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:13, Reply)

Drag me to hell hit all my jump buttons
Very good film
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:14, Reply)

We went to that as well.
I am so not trusting her judgement again.
( Karl Hysteria is tedious and shit, but won't quit you., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:15, Reply)

Dont go and see the little mermaid then
Its got a crab that speaks! :(
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:16, Reply)

FUUUUUUUUUCK

( Karl Hysteria is tedious and shit, but won't quit you., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:17, Reply)

Boxers, but cotton stretchy things
not even sure if they are boxers, boxers I find uncomfortable.

Hello Mykey, ignored anyone good lately?
( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:11, Reply)

for lady people I actually like normal cotton pants
myself, boxers man. I like my tiny wang to feel the breeze.
( MrA, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:11, Reply)

Watched Sin City for the first time the other day.
Good film. Strange but very good.

Boxers are brill.
(Lord Foolius chubby cunt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:11, Reply)

It is good
Mrs Mykeyboy really likes it, i enjoyed it but its not my favourite
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:12, Reply)

Bruce Willis is dead from the start

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:18, Reply)

I have ADHD and can't enjoy films at the cinema.
The adverts and trailers are great though.
( Numma Supplies Live at the Mother Shipton, Stamshaw all week (£5), Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:12, Reply)

haha, spastic

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:12, Reply)

*click*

( MrA, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:13, Reply)

French Nicks here mate.

( Mrs.Sp@m http://mrs-spam.mybrute.com, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:12, Reply)

I always saw you as a no knicker lady
You know, so when you froth at the gash it leaves a crusty white stain on the inside of your jeans.

:(
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:14, Reply)

Watched Taxi Driver.
Boxers.
( Easty hello my name is dr dolphin, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:12, Reply)

WHy are b3tans so obsessed with each others underwear?
what colour?
( broadsword boink boink boink boink, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:15, Reply)

white with pink hearts on

( moohalaa, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:15, Reply)

deffo not going to reply to this

( Gilgamesh has got like pure bites like all over him, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:17, Reply)

shorts, but the trunk style ones
they're lovely pants indeed.

I haven't really been to the cinema in ages, I should go tomorrow evening.
( moohalaa, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:13, Reply)

GO

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:15, Reply)

CALM DOWN PORKY I'M GOING I'M GOING

( moohalaa, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:18, Reply)

PANTS

i like my balls nice and snug
( Dekionplexis 333 Brown envelopes, smiles and handshakes, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:13, Reply)

I also like your balls.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:15, Reply)

well, I do moisturize

( Dekionplexis 333 Brown envelopes, smiles and handshakes, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:16, Reply)

I like pants that keep the drips in

( SexFace Offensive slag, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:13, Reply)

If I ever take over an underwear company, amongst other perverted and depraved acts,
I would launch a range of mens underwear called "Commando" just to really confuse things.
( Numma Supplies Live at the Mother Shipton, Stamshaw all week (£5), Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:14, Reply)

I'm currently watching 'Being There'.
Peter Sellers is great.
( The Doveston has never been to Penge, but heard it's quite nice, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:15, Reply)

Oh, and I'm currently wearing boxers.
I do prefer them over pants.
( The Doveston has never been to Penge, but heard it's quite nice, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:17, Reply)

i can't wait to see this glory
www.fliqz.com/aspx/permalinkblank.aspx?vid=765ce58525ea4c07a85e8aa00e399563
(rigby ., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:16, Reply)

I watched this the other day, it looks mental
Like Machine Girl... i think thats the title anyway. The one where the schoolgirl has a machine gun for a leg.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:17, Reply)

downloading the the last house on the left right now
I really enjoyed Martyrs and The Signal thanks to guys recommending stuff on b3ta. Los cronocrímenes was a bit crappy and obvious though. Tonight i´m gonna watch ´flame and citron´.

alone. :(
(northern wifeb3ta El Guiri *cough*, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:31, Reply)