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morning

(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 0:37, Reply)
morning ssg, how's your day going so far?

(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 0:43, Reply)
had a cup of tea
and a wee
i mean i did a wee i didnt drink wee
(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 1:14, Reply)
fobtqotwyfc

(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 4:19, Reply)
haha wee have a right laugh here

(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 7:09, Reply)
this place would be dead on its arse if you stopped probing

(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 7:20, Reply)
hehe
arse probing
(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 7:57, Reply)
mornimg

(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 7:01, Reply)
morning, loveliness

(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 7:40, Reply)
Gooooooood Moooooooorning

(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 7:54, Reply)
morning Sir Sand GORGEOUS

(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 7:57, Reply)
isn't he a dreamboat?

(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 8:06, Reply)
he's like Ryan Gosling crossed with Tom Hardy
...just dreamy
(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 8:13, Reply)
swoonsome

(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 8:27, Reply)
you can see why chicks dig him

(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 8:30, Reply)
its his birthday?

(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 8:44, Reply)
prince wrote the song Sexy MF all about him.
The original title was SSG MF.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 9:03, Reply)
bit soon

(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 8:20, Reply)
agreed

(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 8:30, Reply)
I don't like it, but I have to go along with it

(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 8:39, Reply)
You don't have to like the rules
You just have to respect them
(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 9:52, Reply)
Friday morning to boot
the best of all the mornings
(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 8:40, Reply)
I prefer saturdays

(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 8:48, Reply)
I quite like Wednesdays.

(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 9:05, Reply)
Best of all the days named after a Germanic god of wisdom and statecraft.

(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 9:46, Reply)
morn'

(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 9:55, Reply)
Has anyone had a shit on Two Hat's lawn yet?
he said he was going to check, but he's not come back.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 20:44, Reply)
Come Saturday there's going to be a fucking torpedo on there, I swear down

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 20:47, Reply)
wanker

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 20:49, Reply)
he could at least leave it in the shape of a hat

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 20:53, Reply)
looks more like an iced gem

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 20:55, Reply)

tor
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 22:02, Reply)
Why, are you planning to attend?

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 22:02, Reply)
no, resident nonce SpanishFly will do the honours
and shit on Two Hats' lawn while he's there.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 22:08, Reply)
You're still here?

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 22:14, Reply)
this place would be dead on it's arse if he stopped posting

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 22:24, Reply)
haha yeah

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 23:50, Reply)
wank me a river

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 20:55, Reply)
challenge accepted!
do you want it on Two Hat's lawn? A nice spunk feature to go with the shit torpedo?
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 20:59, Reply)
I like it
but it's nothing compared to the shit and spunk features of Mono's Bumhole.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 21:06, Reply)
Ah, agreed, truly breath taking
I don't mind admitting that a tear came to my eye when I first laid eyes on it
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 21:17, Reply)
tony jaa has lost it

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 21:00, Reply)
on Two Hats' lawn?

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 21:06, Reply)
he lost bowel control as well as his keys

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 21:14, Reply)
I've just googled him
and I can't say I ever knew he had it.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 21:07, Reply)
I always thought this sequence was pretty good
www.youtube.com/watch?v=79ditPebZ8g
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 21:21, Reply)
I've been a sucker for martial arts films since I was a kid,
Tony Jaa is one of the few kicker actors worth watching
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 21:28, Reply)
dunno who that is ,soz

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 21:11, Reply)
some cunt
anyway, I'm wondering what to do with my weekend.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 21:35, Reply)
Hooray, I made it onto the popular page for bullying someone.
It's just like being at school again!
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 22:13, Reply)
prick

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 22:15, Reply)
cool

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 22:23, Reply)
You have lank, greasy hair and acne and no girl will talk to you?
Nice one!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 6:13, Reply)
eveninh

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 19:04, Reply)
yo sugarplum

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 19:10, Reply)
what should i have for dinner?

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 19:17, Reply)
I had pasta with roast peppers and anchovies.
You could have that. Or a chip butty. Everybody loves a chip butty.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 19:20, Reply)
i haven't had a chip butty for ages

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 19:22, Reply)
a chip butty for the ages?

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 19:25, Reply)
might get some miss millies

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 19:23, Reply)
i'm gonna use shambles idea too, if possible

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 19:21, Reply)
what's the weather like where you are?

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 19:22, Reply)
suns still out

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 19:23, Reply)
nice day for a ploughmans maybe

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 19:25, Reply)
what kind of advice is that

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 19:27, Reply)
gay slang

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 19:29, Reply)
oh ok i dont have anything against gay slang i just dont think it is appropriate on a family friendly forum

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 19:30, Reply)
I meant a T-bone steak ploughmans obviously

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 19:40, Reply)
T-bone Steak the Ploughman is definitely a porn star.

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 19:51, Reply)
ok well you'd know i guess

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 19:59, Reply)
I've got a complete collection of him and Limp Prawn Cocktail

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 20:13, Reply)
nice

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 19:14, Reply)
orite SSG

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 19:16, Reply)
'NingThe LOVELY Gobbo.
'Ning /talk.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 19:44, Reply)
ning stuj
I hear you hit penguins with bats for a living. How does one start out in that line of work?
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 20:50, Reply)
two girls just walked by my house
One loudly said to her friend "Have you ever cut your fanny while shaving? It fucking KILLS!"
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 19:44, Reply)
4/10
would fap
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 20:09, Reply)
Woah

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 20:28, Reply)
i know!
it's been a slow day.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 20:29, Reply)
did either of them shit on your lawn?

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 20:16, Reply)
Good point
I'd better go check
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 20:28, Reply)
alright

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 19:45, Reply)
nice night for a wahlk
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(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 19:46, Reply)
wuv oo thread
WUV OO!
WUV OO TOO!
WUV OO FREE!
WUV OO FOREVER!
WUV OO FIVE!EVER!
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 17:45, Reply)

i.imgur.com/vJbsvIb.gif
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 17:48, Reply)
legend

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 17:53, Reply)
Fanxs Babz

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 17:54, Reply)
a new paradigm in internet

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 18:15, Reply)
ooh, what's going on over here then?

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 18:17, Reply)
WUUUUAAAAA
Been waiting for this all day
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 18:18, Reply)
Am I still in trouble or am I allowed back following dullgate?

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 18:21, Reply)
STOP BEING BORING, MONTY
IT'S VERY BORING
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 18:27, Reply)
I'm in your hood on Saturday but with my lez mums and kid so I'll spare you

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 18:37, Reply)
Go round and take a shit on his lawn
Everyone would love that.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 18:40, Reply)
no worries
Just make sure you do a shit on my lawn, yeah? Thx x
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 18:44, Reply)
I'll start bulking up on All-Bran right away

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 18:45, Reply)
YOU WILLY OKAPI!!!!

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 18:38, Reply)
YOU PUBIC ANTELOPE!

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 18:45, Reply)
PREPUCE-BADGER!!!

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 18:47, Reply)
fuck you

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 18:32, Reply)
Hi friend!
I hope you are well! !!
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 18:39, Reply)
autism lols
How much fun are we all going to have when two boards collide?!
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 18:41, Reply)
Probably as much as we did before

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 18:42, Reply)
Maybe there *is* such a thing as too much fun?

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 18:50, Reply)
you were only banned because you said that's what you wanted

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 18:41, Reply)
GIANT HIPPY

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 18:44, Reply)
nah bruv I'm talking about earlier today when I dared to point out it was fucking crap on here
That prior shit was a work thing. Plus it was extra shit on /ot
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 18:46, Reply)
omg babe!!
Snapchat me later xoxox
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 18:36, Reply)
FREE WUV OO!

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 18:41, Reply)
get bent

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 19:03, Reply)
fuck you thread
fuck you
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 17:40, Reply)
Hell to the yes

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 17:43, Reply)
fuck you

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 17:53, Reply)
Yeah fuck you too mate, fuck you too

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 17:55, Reply)
fuck you

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 18:03, Reply)
fuck you

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 18:04, Reply)
fantastic
same time tomorrow then?
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 18:07, Reply)
fuck you
I'll be in the pub.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 18:12, Reply)
I don't want to upset anyone so best if I just say hi.

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 18:22, Reply)
After afternoon
Didn't get my job I applied for. Someone select a new career for me!
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 16:09, Reply)
gay porn star

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 16:11, Reply)
There has to be a niche market just waiting for the right star

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 16:15, Reply)
he's got no bum
is that niche enough?
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 16:25, Reply)
I was debating starting this dark corner of the internet

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 16:40, Reply)
a niche is all he has left

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 16:54, Reply)
he doesn't have a star

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 17:05, Reply)
swimming pool architect

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 16:21, Reply)
make-up artist

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 16:25, Reply)
Wang operator

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 16:37, Reply)
Cabin boy on a winkle barge

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 16:37, Reply)
pfft... 'winkle'

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 16:58, Reply)
LIKE A COCK

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 17:06, Reply)
HAHA YEAH HAHA

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 17:14, Reply)
A winkle boy in a barge cabin?

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 17:01, Reply)
Penguinologist

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 16:38, Reply)
This is the clear winner so far

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 17:01, Reply)
gaz stuj and ask if he needs an apprentice

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 17:05, Reply)
stuj works with penguins?

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 17:09, Reply)
In the same way a tennis player works with a ball

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 17:12, Reply)
He hits penguins with a bat? this jobs getting better and better

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 17:16, Reply)
Stuntman

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 16:39, Reply)
run a bitcoin exchange

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 16:44, Reply)
Chocolate fireguard

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 16:47, Reply)
Fast dancer

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 16:56, Reply)

fast private
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 17:04, Reply)

dancer eye
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 17:06, Reply)

eye parts
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 17:07, Reply)

parts pile
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 17:08, Reply)

rodent philately
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 17:15, Reply)
that's not a job!

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 17:15, Reply)
it is the way I do it

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 18:16, Reply)
Afternoon

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 12:10, Reply)
alright

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 12:14, Reply)
Not bad thank you,
waiting in eager anticipation of all the interesting things everybody has to say this afternoon.

Yourself?
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 12:15, Reply)
I believe it or not am in the same position as you
that is if you are in bed with your mum as well.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 12:17, Reply)
I thought I could feel a tiny ballsack slapping my love spuds
but it was so insubstantial I just ignored it and carried on.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 12:20, Reply)
that's your dad that is

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 12:20, Reply)
Then whose hairy arse have i got my fingers in?

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 12:21, Reply)
your mums / your own
you pick

EDIT - that was my 3000th post...is that all....seems like more.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 12:23, Reply)
what iteration of your username are we on?
also congrats, now get naked
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 12:26, Reply)
Only the second iteration
But I came 3 times once
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 12:29, Reply)
yes, it has been agonisingly slow.

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 12:28, Reply)
might have a nap

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 12:20, Reply)
Nice
Sweet dreams
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 12:21, Reply)
what ho
i have a boba fett bobble head, a darth vader bobble head and a yoda desk guardian on my desk, i wonder what they'd get up to if they came to life
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 12:25, Reply)
They'd leave you for somebody who wasn't such a tragic overgrown childnerd.

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 12:26, Reply)
if i didn't have my superman underpants on i'd cunt you in the fuck

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 12:29, Reply)
I've wanted a bobble head adolph hitler for the car dashboard for ages
raising his arm, and with a cheeky grin.
I don't think you can buy them :(
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 12:31, Reply)
jewish conspiracy
they're still mithering on about something that happened ages ago
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 12:32, Reply)
I know
like, let it go, right?
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 12:35, Reply)
I don't

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 12:54, Reply)
horses for courses

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 13:03, Reply)
wow this is excruciating.
Well done guys. Rude sex YM gags, Star Wars and fuckin b3taswears.

Kill yourselves.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 12:37, Reply)
cheers :)

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 12:39, Reply)
I'll knob you up the wank, you piss pigeon :)

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 12:43, Reply)
Why don't you just fuck off you dull whinging prick

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 12:47, Reply)
clickin dis

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 12:49, Reply)
^ this

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 12:50, Reply)
sure

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 12:57, Reply)
Great work fucking off there, I must say.

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 13:05, Reply)
aaawww
you've upset it
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 13:01, Reply)
eat a cunt full of shit
You dull life fail wankstained fuckgusset.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 15:06, Reply)
What is afternoon anyway?
Does anybody afternoon anybody anyway?
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:35, Reply)
only after noon

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:49, Reply)
i do when i answer the phone

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 15:12, Reply)
morning

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 7:31, Reply)
And a fine one to report of here in anglessey
The birds are singing, the sun is shining and there is a mild linger of summer time on the breeze. Today is going to be a good day.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 7:33, Reply)
fucking foggy here

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 7:40, Reply)
Oh

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 7:47, Reply)
No it's not, you're in Wales.

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 8:22, Reply)
I know it seems miraculous,
but it really is quite spectacular here today, i can see all the mountains on the horizon and hear all the spring lambs playing in the sun.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 8:28, Reply)
Yeah, but you're still in Wales.

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 8:37, Reply)
Only untill tomorrow
when I embark on my weekly commute home of 306 miles.to erm ...

Essex
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 8:58, Reply)
Morning
It's foggy
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 7:35, Reply)
Shitty shitty shitty

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 7:40, Reply)
Oi Oi Oi!

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:18, Reply)
alright ger, thank goodness thats over

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 7:36, Reply)
I couldn't just sit here
Had to do something, Dave.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 7:39, Reply)
it means a lot, ta

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 7:42, Reply)
ANUSES

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 7:41, Reply)
the plural is anodes

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 7:44, Reply)
tekkers

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 7:48, Reply)
ha ha ha
An anode of b3tans.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 7:49, Reply)
Yes, I expect there will be anuses

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 8:02, Reply)
i remain hopeful

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 8:04, Reply)
'There will be anuses' would be a great idea for a porn remake of 'There will be blood'.

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 9:59, Reply)
Surely "There will be blood"
works fine as it is?
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:11, Reply)
No Cunting for Old Men

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:12, Reply)
The MILF of Wall Street

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:13, Reply)
Bridget Jones's Diarrhoea
(that's a German one for you)
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:34, Reply)
That film was a scatastrophe

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:53, Reply)
No way man, it was hot shit!

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:56, Reply)
Wolfbag of Wall Street

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 12:49, Reply)
Not for me, thanks, I'm driving.

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 8:15, Reply)
go on, one won't kill you!

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 8:17, Reply)
what kind of friend says that?
everyone knows its not good to morning and drive.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 8:25, Reply)
What am I like, eh?

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 8:36, Reply)
shameful

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 8:59, Reply)
In the old days you could have a couple of mornings and then drive home, but then I guess there were fewer cars around back then

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 8:44, Reply)
And people could handle their mornings much better

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 8:59, Reply)
Not like these days,
half a morning, and some of them are ballbagged
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 9:01, Reply)
still can in Cornwall

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 9:41, Reply)
morning

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 8:18, Reply)
*power chord*
*slides across stage*
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 8:23, Reply)
*foot up on monitor*
*reveals just how tight spandex can be*
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 8:39, Reply)
*counts the wrinkles*

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:37, Reply)
working in our local theatre down near the front seats when the lead in swan lake came bounding onstage
jesus fucking christ, a man with thin white tights and no underwear does not a pleasant sight make. tried in vain to find somewhere to look which didn't involve seeing out the corner of my eye this barely-concealed cock and balls being thrust about. most unpleasant two hours ever
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:42, Reply)
Alrigh'

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 8:23, Reply)
Going camping, tomorrow.
Looks like it's going to piss down, all weekend.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 8:44, Reply)
it's good under canvas when it rains

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 9:27, Reply)
True.
A wife with low blood pressure, and three small children, are liable to take the shine off, though.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 9:50, Reply)
Hooray, I just installed 2 new water butts

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:00, Reply)
hurrhurr 'butts'

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:02, Reply)
I cannot tell a lie,
I like big butts.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:34, Reply)
I've got over a tonne of butt capacity.
Hurrhurr 'butt capacity'.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:59, Reply)
morning
I am off for a run.

Enjoy Thursday you bunch of incestual wankstains
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 6:35, Reply)
haha you swore, lol

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 6:59, Reply)
Dunno what you mean, soz

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 7:05, Reply)
you really are shit

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 7:16, Reply)
Well that was imaginative

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 7:24, Reply)
you are worse than frisbee was, that is a new level of needy shitness even for here

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 7:32, Reply)
You remind me of someone too
You remind me of me. Best compliment I could come up with.

Done any fishing lately? Cos that was soooooo interesting
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 7:34, Reply)
man thinks the illuminati is after him
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7NKf3oikDc
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 5:03, Reply)
does he? what a silly, alright Danny

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 5:43, Reply)
eveninh

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 0:27, Reply)
yo
one frog said to the other "time's fun when you're having flies"
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 0:31, Reply)
with fronds like these who needs anemones!

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 0:45, Reply)
haha! pics would be frogs porn

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 0:51, Reply)
robertson's polly

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 1:21, Reply)
put the kettle on
and call the pot black
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 1:24, Reply)
had dinner w wife at a
diner and she started screaming at me for picking my nose
that just happened. couple at table over asked her if she was ok while i was in toilet.
people need to mind their own god damn bness.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 5:05, Reply)
Wanking, is it overrated? Or just a narcissistic release in the ideal scenario? ;-)

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 22:38, Reply)
Haha yeah ;-)

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 22:43, Reply)
i don't know - let's have a MASS DEBATE

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 22:44, Reply)
*mass debates*

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 22:49, Reply)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmooEl4vpLY
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 23:00, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2266659
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 0:02, Reply)
shut up, tosser

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 22:50, Reply)
oh god your just so like down on everything

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 23:03, Reply)
I've been going though my old hosting accounts and found so much old b3ta shit
jmg, noit, bogus, friz, these are just a few of the people I've made joke sites for that weren't funny
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 23:06, Reply)
Has it moments but generally leads to a sense of worthlessness

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 23:07, Reply)
wanking's ace
i had an outdoor wank once, it was the best thing ever
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 23:10, Reply)
You must live somewhere warm
It's far too cold for that round my end
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 23:21, Reply)

buckinghamshire so not really warm, it was just a nice morning after night fishing and it just seemed to be the thing to do
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 23:23, Reply)
so you had a wank outside Buckingham Palace?

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 23:28, Reply)

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/place/Newport+Pagnell/@52.0880469,-0.7102445,454m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m2!3m1!1s0x487700acb2987585:0xa74e57faa3df66c0
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 23:35, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2266659

broady sock
(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 0:03, Reply)
round your end
fnar fnar
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 23:25, Reply)
chortle!

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 23:27, Reply)
guffaw!

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 23:42, Reply)
thanks! i'm here all week

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 23:53, Reply)
It's a guaranteed way of getting YM to bring you a cup of tea no matter where you are in the world

(, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 0:05, Reply)
evening

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:47, Reply)
alright

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:51, Reply)
alright

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:52, Reply)
Courtesy of Frank
ebay stuff
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:55, Reply)
lol

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:57, Reply)
I like how naked Pat is already on 7 bids having only just been listed

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:57, Reply)
it's a re listing, someone keeps reporting the auctions

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:01, Reply)
wtf would you report it for?
It's serious art.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:02, Reply)
coz franks a cunt and i probably out bid him

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:02, Reply)
that fucking cunt, tell him i said that, i fucking nicked that first

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:00, Reply)
Fucking hell.
I think I just found my new job.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:38, Reply)
What the fuck

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 22:06, Reply)
alright

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:53, Reply)
alright
/ac
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:53, Reply)
not bad, you?

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:54, Reply)
yer alright ta

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:55, Reply)
alright

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:53, Reply)
alright Richard

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:54, Reply)
alright richyplops

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:55, Reply)
alright

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:55, Reply)
alright D-Bone

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:58, Reply)
evening drimble

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 22:07, Reply)
alright

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:55, Reply)
alright herby

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:56, Reply)
Brooaaadddy!!!
hello sexy lovely face! How are you?
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:58, Reply)
Ah y'know
you?
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:07, Reply)
Aye.....
I'm ace ta! Birthday 2 weeks is nearly a week in and it's fucking amazing and brilliant and and and *asplodes*
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:11, Reply)
I no rite
has my present turned up yet? If the Spanish postal service lose it I'll kick RIGHT off
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:20, Reply)
Oh
That was from YOU? I'm getting a visit from Avon constabulary tomorrow, it was spotted at customs. THANKS
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:24, Reply)
Are they the perfume police?

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:32, Reply)
the only way to stop the dandy highwayman

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:44, Reply)
I have to stand and do liver.

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:55, Reply)
How very rare
www.b3ta.com/board/8625199
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 22:15, Reply)
My dearest m
frank said
"I heard he has sexy fun times with every fish he catches"
not that I'm stirring or owt
always
b x
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 22:16, Reply)
alright Herbo

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:58, Reply)
Alright Dozy-D

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:00, Reply)
yer, very pleasant evening ta

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:00, Reply)
evening herb

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 22:06, Reply)
Alright turdington
Nice to see you. hows things and that?
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 22:17, Reply)
Smashing ta, and I found a big bottle of scrumpy which I'd forgotten about
How're you?
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 22:52, Reply)
alright dozey d

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 22:06, Reply)
alright foolius
Hope yer life is peachy m8 xx
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 22:19, Reply)
peachy as fuck

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 22:53, Reply)
ent no news I've heard which has pleased me more than this xx

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 23:05, Reply)
fuck you thread

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 18:29, Reply)
Hi, hope you're well.

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 18:30, Reply)
rich

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 18:36, Reply)
h

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:53, Reply)
No, I insist, fuck YOU

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 18:34, Reply)
up yer bum

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 18:36, Reply)
Fuck you, Fred

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 18:35, Reply)
alright you fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 18:36, Reply)
Good thanks
I've spent the whole day at work repairing my car that i smashed into another workers car first thing in the morning...thats the last time i do the milk run.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 18:50, Reply)
Happy St Georges Day you fucking cunt

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 18:37, Reply)
shitfuck

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 18:39, Reply)
it's not until the 28th, you fucking heathen

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 18:50, Reply)
6th of may i thought

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 18:55, Reply)
commie

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 19:06, Reply)
nah i'm a plutocrat

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 19:36, Reply)
you fuck cartoon dogs?

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 19:43, Reply)
don't be goofy

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 19:45, Reply)
dunno what that means soz

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:07, Reply)
it's called a punchline

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:26, Reply)
wot a fuckin dinlo

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:28, Reply)
dummo what that is soz

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:40, Reply)

skemispuff.ga/
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:41, Reply)
:)

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:44, Reply)
my dearest m
alright
b x
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:45, Reply)
fuck you

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 18:44, Reply)
fuck you horse

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 18:46, Reply)
wuv oo 5eva!!!

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 18:47, Reply)
Up yours!

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 18:53, Reply)
get fucked cunt

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 19:08, Reply)
I'm glad you made this thread.

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 19:09, Reply)
what ho mr h

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 19:51, Reply)
morning

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:14, Reply)
kill yourself you spastic cunt

(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:29, Reply)

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