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Fucking hell, ten years

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:51, Reply)
nobody cares, go fuck yourself

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:54, Reply)
he's a right fucking beeker isn't he

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:01, Reply)
this place is dead on its arse when frank is not here

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:51, Reply)
sorry, I was practising

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:52, Reply)
and have you got it yet?

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:58, Reply)
Not yet
and now I've got chewing gum in my hair, so I've got that to figure out.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:01, Reply)
leave it in the freezer overnight and it should come off quite easily in the morning

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:02, Reply)
bored of that now, I'm nipping out again, see you all later

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:33, Reply)
hope you don't mind, nobody was using the calendar so i'm using it as my own personal calendar ok?

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:59, Reply)
that's a super idea, everyone should do that

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:04, Reply)
it would be a good way to find out what your fellow forum users are up to

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:05, Reply)
Texting Ted sounds great, sign me up!

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:23, Reply)
thank god for /calendar, i almost forgot

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:25, Reply)
the calendar is the place to be

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:09, Reply)
feel free to add comments to the exciting upcoming events in my life

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:10, Reply)
Wow, my wanking session is becoming popular

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:20, Reply)
just imagine, four guys pulling their pud with one another
it's magical
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:21, Reply)
woah, no sorry, I think you've misunderstood
Only I may wank
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:25, Reply)
I just want to watch

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:27, Reply)
Good
who wants to listen?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:28, Reply)
only or may wank?

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:27, Reply)
wanking > not wanking

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:29, Reply)
I need to observe though
just to clarify the event took place
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:43, Reply)
Absolutely
I wouldn't have it any other way
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:46, Reply)
Frank has a bit of a gut in that video down there.
Fat Frank. Fatocaster.
level forty poo.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:14, Reply)
Fat WANK more like

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:16, Reply)
yeah, that goes without saying really.

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:17, Reply)
yes, you're right
sorry
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:18, Reply)
christ fat people are disgusting aren't they

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:17, Reply)
y

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:17, Reply)
hey I'm 48 this year, no point being old if you can't pile on some well deserved middle age spread

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:23, Reply)
old.

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:24, Reply)
getting older is a lot better than the alternative

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:30, Reply)
getting better?

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:38, Reply)
prick

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:30, Reply)
^upset

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:31, Reply)
I don't think anybody's in charge of this place anymore
Which technically makes Modolith the highest ranking person here.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:14, Reply)
Nah, I think HappyToast still wields ban hammers and shit if need be

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:15, Reply)
Happytoast, as if that's even a real thing

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:16, Reply)
careful now

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:17, Reply)
I'M ABOVE THE LAW

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:19, Reply)
I wonder what happened to fella who tried to put everyone on ignore.

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:19, Reply)
Quinten?

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:20, Reply)
yeah, is he still out there in a completely blank b3ta?
Also, does 2.0 stop you seeing events created on calendar?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:21, Reply)
his experiment went wrong

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:22, Reply)
like in The Fly?

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:23, Reply)
almost exactly like that but entirely different yes

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:24, Reply)
He er tried it er but er life er found a way

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:26, Reply)
any more

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:22, Reply)
Is fuckoff one word?

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:25, Reply)

this is you.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:28, Reply)
hahaha, he's lovely
I bet when he falls over he can't get up on his own
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:29, Reply)
oh and because you and he are such great pals you think that make you important?

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:26, Reply)
Among other reasons, yes

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:27, Reply)
bored of that now, just booked the Telecaster in, stainless steel refret and a neck plane, £220, bargain, can't be doing with the 7.25 inch radius any longer, having it reshaped, compound 10 to 16 inch, sorted

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:15, Reply)
Frank
You do realise that there's a strong chance I'm the only person who knows what the fuck you're blathering on about. And I'm struggling to care.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:17, Reply)
yes

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:18, Reply)
good thing is it won't change the feel of the fingerboard edges because he only has to plane the centre
so it won't need rounding over

plus it's unfinished rosewood so there's no stripping the lacquer off to do the planing and it's an unbound fingerboard, easy job he said
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:23, Reply)
although some of the Japanese Fenders have the frets put in sideways and those can be a job to take out without chipping the fingerboard, you have to dig into them on one side then tap them out across the grain, tricky that

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:26, Reply)


(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:27, Reply)
chinky fenders open sideways?

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:32, Reply)
you horrendous racist

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:33, Reply)
I'm not even going to argue.

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:35, Reply)
What do you reckon on those channel bound fretboards?
seems expensive and unneccesary to me
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:27, Reply)
christ, who CARES?
stop banging on about it
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:27, Reply)
^upset

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:27, Reply)
I've got a channel bound neck saved in my ebay watch list, might be replacing a Strat neck soon
thing is, they're oil finished and I hate that shit, in a couple of months it looks like someone's wiped their arse down it

I'd rather have a thick poly coat on the back of the neck and plain rosewood fingerboard, never looks shitty and it feels a lot nicer to play than oil
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:30, Reply)
Fair enough
I sanded the neck down on one of my Les paul's because it was too gloopy. I prefer a smooth neck.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:09, Reply)
Les Pauls are girls' guitars, just saying

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:22, Reply)
prick

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:27, Reply)
^upset

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:31, Reply)
I understand what he's on about, but I think it'd be better if he gave me the guitar and then killed himself. like Mortal Wombat

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:29, Reply)
I don't see how I could possibly manage with only eight guitars, that's ridiculous

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:32, Reply)
I'm in the middle of fixing up the first bass I ever bought.
It's a horrid old hohner custom thing. Headless bass. Sounds pretty cool though.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:34, Reply)
there are only three basses worth owning, a Precision, a Jazz or a Dimension
anything else is a wanker's bass, soz m8 lol
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:36, Reply)
I've got a jazz, and my main bass is a musicman stingray.
I've also just had my 3rd shit of the day.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:38, Reply)
oh yeah, Musicman, those are good actually
I did a huge bogblocker earlier, took three flushes to clear that fucker away
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:40, Reply)
I've had 3 small shits. Might go to the doctor.
The only other good bass I've played is my brothers G544
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:42, Reply)
can't go wrong with a Fender Jazz, it's impossible to get a bad sound out of one
unless you start doing something idiotic like slapping it
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:45, Reply)
see now, I play slap bass on the musicman, but not the jazz.
also, fuck plectrums for bass. Lazy wankers.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:49, Reply)
well I can see the point of slap bass, if you're in a Level 42 tribute act
and yeah, fuck plecks for bass
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:54, Reply)
level 42.

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:59, Reply)
I've only got four :(

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:36, Reply)
I've only got four American Stratocasters :(

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:37, Reply)
Eight???
That's not managing. That's barely surviving.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:04, Reply)
cool you made the right decision for once in your life

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:32, Reply)
I've also ordered some shorter grub screws for the saddle height adjusters on one of the Strats, those fuckers been digging into my hand
I could shim the neck and angle it back but that's a pain in the arse, easier to leave the neck where it is and change the grub screws to quarter inch ones instead of 5/16 ones
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:36, Reply)
I couldn't agree more

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:37, Reply)
try

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:41, Reply)
ok i checked properly this time, and you're right, i could agree more but definitely couldn't care less, so yeah

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:44, Reply)
Must be a big guitar if it has a saddle.

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:46, Reply)
it's got six!

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:48, Reply)
So you can carry the precision section as passengers?
Cool.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:50, Reply)
cool

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:49, Reply)
i bet momo is better at playing guitar than you

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:58, Reply)
guess again beardy
vimeo.com/78045680
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:06, Reply)
That is identical to a Strat I recently sold
According to the serial it was late '84, so probably one of the last to be made by CBS. It was alright, really heavy for a strat.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:11, Reply)
I had a 86 Strat, gave it away, still got an 83
that one's a 2005 deluxe body, changed the neck on that to a maple one and stuck samarium cobalt noiseless pickups in
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:21, Reply)
I don't even know what my strat is lol

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:24, Reply)
it's a white one

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:25, Reply)
I had a goat's cheese, lentil and couscous salad for lunch, what did you fatties have?

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 13:49, Reply)
I don't really like goat's cheese

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 13:50, Reply)
chicken mayo bacon and avocado baguette.
I reckon this is you
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 13:55, Reply)
not quite
i have about that many vhs tapes, i have glasses and a beard, but no long hair, no troll hat, no superhero t-shirts (desperate dan doesn't count), no flowery curtains and no flowery sofa. also i have woodchip and no fancy green wallpaper.

who is it?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:08, Reply)
4 day old lasagne.

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 13:58, Reply)
living on the edge

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 13:59, Reply)
i quite like old lasagne/cpb sometimes
when all the fat congeals and the pasta gets really big and rigid... very yummy.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:16, Reply)
You should've mentioned this sooner.
I chucked the rest in the bin, this morning, reckoning that 5 days was pushing my luck.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:34, Reply)
if it was meaty you probably were
but a vege one should be fine until it grows fur
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:57, Reply)
sorry, I'm not answering that I'm afraid

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:01, Reply)
is this because of #currylunchgate

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:03, Reply)
what I eat and when I eat it has caused too many issues and upset too many people
We need to let this shameful chapter draw to a close. Thank you, I will be taking no further questions.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:10, Reply)
Nothing yet, there's a big lump of goats cheese in the fridge so I might have that on toast

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:07, Reply)
sounds gooooooooooood

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:09, Reply)

sounds g f
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:11, Reply)
guyrim thread

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:43, Reply)
finally

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:48, Reply)
what, from monkey island?

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:57, Reply)
Guyrim Three-woodies.

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:03, Reply)
You sure know how to wear out a joke, dozer.

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:13, Reply)
well done to manolith for replying to all those posts
I was in a terribly important meeting so I missed it all
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:13, Reply)
he's still got a few more to reply to

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:18, Reply)
well he's a busy man
his arse isn't going to scratch itself
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:21, Reply)
finished!
people kept expecting me to do my actual job, annoyingly. i bet that thread looked really empty to spanishfly
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:33, Reply)
who does he have on ignore now?

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:34, Reply)
he he he

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:37, Reply)
Do you know what I never win?
Competitions. I must have entered dozens of competitions over the years and I've never won a single one. Explain THAT with your science.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:17, Reply)
definitely a fix or summat
I've never entered a competition, yet I've won precisely the same number of times as you
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:18, Reply)
really makes you think

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:21, Reply)
I once won a competition being run by the Telegraph's student magazine,
after writing to the editor of said magazine and complaining that I never won competitions like the one they were running.
In short, they're all rigged.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:19, Reply)
You're kidding???
Maybe I should try begging
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:22, Reply)
You've already won the game of life

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:20, Reply)
That's true
and Go For Broke.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:22, Reply)
I just found a book about it
www.amazon.com/The-Game-Life-How-Play/dp/1603865632
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:23, Reply)
seems a little redundant
if you open the box the rules on the inside of the lid
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:24, Reply)
true, but you wouldn't find quotes like this on the lid
"Jesus Christ taught that man's words played a leading part in the game of life. 'By your words ye are justified and by your words ye are condemned'." [Matthew 12:37]
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:26, Reply)
pfft, who cares what that bloody jew said

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:27, Reply)
this is all you need to know
i.imgur.com/ZOzQxtO.jpg
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:38, Reply)
christ
it's like an infographic of a migraine
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:39, Reply)
All sounds a bit otherkin to me, clearly manolith has been entertaining homo people and now believes he is a homo dog trapped in a moderators body.

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:45, Reply)
^ignorant of the beliefs of others

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:49, Reply)
orphans were horny sperms in their past lives
i mean, you can't argue with those kind of facts
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 13:17, Reply)
Ah yes
like how disabled people sinned in a previous life. And red skinned people have been marked by the devil. FACT.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 13:21, Reply)
you won my heart

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:33, Reply)
that was the hardest contest of all
and the one with the richest prize x
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:38, Reply)
when i was a kid, i won a poster-designing competition
it was to encourage people not to throw rubbish in the marina at port solent

maybe you should enter competitions designed for children, you might stand a better chance of winning
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:34, Reply)
+ then Trigger made a face

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:39, Reply)
FUNNIEST. THING. EVER.

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 13:10, Reply)
shut up
So what are you doing at the weekend? Anything good?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 13:14, Reply)
a friend's birthday party on the saturday. otherwise *shrug*

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 13:16, Reply)
Ooh, is that a surprise party for me?

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 13:17, Reply)
no, although i am involved in a surprise party the weekend after
also not for you
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 13:17, Reply)
oh

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 13:20, Reply)
but the weekend after is when the mario kart tournament is!
i'll gaz you the details, it's complicated
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 13:18, Reply)
ok
how complicated can it possibly be?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 13:20, Reply)
Also, I'm being Peach or I'm not playing

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 13:20, Reply)
could be trouble, there's another peach fan in the running. couldn't you make do with daisy?

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 13:28, Reply)
manolith appreciation day!
Without manolith, this board would be unmoderated. Just imagine that.
Done? Good. Use this thread to tell the world how much you appreciate manolith.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:11, Reply)
lickspittle

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:12, Reply)
I'm the yang to your yin.
Don't pretend that you don't need me.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:13, Reply)
frank is billy connolly?

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:25, Reply)
oh right, first name terms is it

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:32, Reply)
sorry mr bruno

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:36, Reply)
I don't get it soz

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:39, Reply)
don't bother explaining, I'm off out

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:39, Reply)
toodle-oo

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:45, Reply)
disgusting

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:24, Reply)
He bought me food once because I as unwell
He is all things to all men.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:12, Reply)
Sandles in the Bin

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:14, Reply)
That is what we are
No one in between
How can we be wrong?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:18, Reply)
good, i hate sandals

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:03, Reply)
He's a tyrant. He get's upset and bans accounts if he thinks they are more popular than him. I've tried gazzing mongychops about it but nothing seems to get done.

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:15, Reply)
We should probably show mongy some love, too.
Not today, though. Today is all about our Wookie mod!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:30, Reply)
get's get's get's get's get's
hey, at least you never petulantly started an account called 'mandolith' which was banned before it even became active unlike someone i could mention
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:19, Reply)
who?

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:15, Reply)
although he does frot dog's bumholes,
he's alright.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:22, Reply)
i've always found this place to be one of acceptance

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:36, Reply)
he once used his mod powers to help me out and I appreciated it

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:22, Reply)
happy to help, citizen

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:25, Reply)
He's a good lad, but he needs a hair cut

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:24, Reply)
NEVER

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:26, Reply)
He once lifted a burning car off an injured child

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:25, Reply)
you've got this one round the wrong way

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:19, Reply)
He once drank Canada Dry

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:25, Reply)
this is quite clever
well done
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:26, Reply)
He once flew round the earth the wrong way round so fast that it turned back time

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:25, Reply)
yeah, it was easy. i dunno why cher made such a song and dance about it. literally.

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:30, Reply)
He once hung upside down and kissed Mary Jane on the mouth

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:26, Reply)
i do like me some mary jane

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:30, Reply)
He once built a big metal suit and escaped from a cave in afghanistan

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:27, Reply)
it's the only kind of suit i can wear without bursting all the bicep seams :(

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:30, Reply)
He once found a magic hammer but at first couldn't lift it but then he helped some people and then he could lift it

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:27, Reply)
you mean maxwell's silver one?
i'm not sure about magic but it certainly came down on a few heads
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:31, Reply)
he once went blind and put on a red suit in a shit film

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:27, Reply)
but enough time has past since then that i've been asked to play batman

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:32, Reply)
passed

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:46, Reply)
yep, you're right
how foolish of me
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:47, Reply)
sweet
and the fact that manolith appreciation day falls on grrry's candle day makes it all the sweeter
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:32, Reply)
Can I have your autograph?
No, scratch that. Can I have a lock of your hair?
No, wait, I've got a better idea. Can I move in with you?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:37, Reply)
hmm
yes
yes
no
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:35, Reply)
This is almost the greatest day of my life.

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:02, Reply)
alright?

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:40, Reply)
yeah, this has cheered me right up
i do have to work until 10 tonight though :(

did you have a good birthday?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:35, Reply)
He once farted the alaphabet during a school talent contest. He was 26 at the time.

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:35, Reply)
it was tough, most people don't even know the alaphabet

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:37, Reply)
He once made the kessel run in 12 parsecs

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:37, Reply)
parsecs are a unit of distance, not ti...zzzzzzzzzz

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:37, Reply)
He once "made it so"

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:37, Reply)
+sticky that they wouldn't let him return it to the shop

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:38, Reply)
He once proved that Pi is exactly 3

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:38, Reply)
it fucking is, everyone needs to be less uptight about it

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:38, Reply)
He once kicked a kestrel into the back of a van

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:38, Reply)
i didn't like the way it was loitering

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:38, Reply)
He shot first

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:38, Reply)
that sheriff had it coming

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:45, Reply)
He once exposed himself to a miner

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:38, Reply)

e o
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:45, Reply)
himsolf

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:47, Reply)
yeah, that's the joke you tit

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:46, Reply)
it was a joke?
shit like i said people are really going to have to start pointing out the humour on this site.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:48, Reply)
maybe you could just go and hang around sickipedia instead

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:57, Reply)
well they were really bored stuck down that hole in chile

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:46, Reply)
He turned a mediocre quiche into a refreshing main course

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:39, Reply)
credit to my friend lorraine for that one

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:47, Reply)
He once claimed to be Billy the Kid and asked to be pardoned, as previously agreed by governor Lew Wallace

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:39, Reply)
my favourite song is about billy the kid
troo manolith fact #449
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:48, Reply)
He faked the moon landings

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:40, Reply)
yeah, on neptune

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:48, Reply)
He invented the Cobb salad

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:40, Reply)
in the north they call it a barmcake salad, the maniacs

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:56, Reply)
I heard he hand-crafted the sun
inspired by his life-long fascination with balls
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:40, Reply)
Eddie!

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:41, Reply)
Tooie!

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:42, Reply)
Alright?

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:42, Reply)
That's a bit of a personal question.
Bit invasive. Makes me uncomfortable.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:43, Reply)
soz
Are you well in the most general and non-specific sense of the word?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:44, Reply)
About four inches
And yours?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:45, Reply)
Small and humble

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:55, Reply)
i had to wear REALLY big oven gloves

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:59, Reply)
what are you monster munch, a greetings card industry shill?

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:41, Reply)

greetings card industry
ll +t
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:43, Reply)
:'(

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:46, Reply)
He once threw a pear over a pub in Doncaster

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:42, Reply)
I like this one a lot

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:43, Reply)
they said it couldn't be done...

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:00, Reply)
He circumcised the world with a giant clipper.

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:43, Reply)
wait, you mean the actual planet or just all the world's penises gathered together
because i've done both, i just don't know which you're referring to
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:01, Reply)
underneath his beard is another beard

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:44, Reply)
we've crossed over into 'chuck norris' territory here

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:01, Reply)
He once carved a spoon from a larger spoon

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:45, Reply)
it was a spoon that'd been hit by lightning though, so

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:01, Reply)
He bought a sofa that wasn't in the DFS sale

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:45, Reply)
that's the only one of these i regret
if only there'd been an advert to inform me of the sale!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:02, Reply)
He wears two bluetooth earpieces, one for business, one for pleasure

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:46, Reply)
saves me accidentally booty calling my boss

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:02, Reply)
He once farted egg shell pieces out

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:49, Reply)
i tried putting them back together to form an egg but weirdly there were too many bits

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:03, Reply)
he once got called 'an ugly cunt' by Marty Feldman

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:50, Reply)
AND marty jannetty

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:04, Reply)
He is ribbed, for your pleasure.

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:51, Reply)
isn't everyone
i mean we all have ribs, guys. right? ...guys?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:05, Reply)
at least two of his testicles are bigger and balder than two hats head.

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:58, Reply)
this is more to do with him having a bollock-sized head, tbf

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:20, Reply)
i'm going to click all of these in the hope of an all manolith popular page

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:01, Reply)
sympathy reply

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 13:15, Reply)
he can't look up

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:01, Reply)
i can, it just takes a complex arrangement of mirrors

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:23, Reply)
He put the Guy in Guyrim.

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:06, Reply)
you don't want to know who put the rest in

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:24, Reply)
He gave me this account back, so basically I owe him a life.
This debt may never be called on, but any day from now on I may receive a gaz with someone's name in it, and I will know what must be done.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:08, Reply)
i'm glad you're aware of this
come the day, thfh. you must be ready
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:28, Reply)
I'm not saying anything nice about him til he gives me my old account back

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:10, Reply)
Careful, man, you know what the price is.

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:11, Reply)
i like this one better

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:29, Reply)
He's once

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:25, Reply)
twice

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:31, Reply)
three times a laydee

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:32, Reply)
in terms of mass and quantity of hair

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:34, Reply)
sorry manolith, don't ban me

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:35, Reply)
it's coo'
it passed the laugh test. you're safe.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:30, Reply)
He tattooed a picture of a butt
on my butt.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:13, Reply)
yeah, i dunno why you wanted a picture of the back half of a rifle on a rainwater collecting drum
but it takes all sorts i suppose
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:32, Reply)
well that was a shit thread wasn't it

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:33, Reply)
don't 'fret'

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:34, Reply)

e o
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:41, Reply)
hello friend

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:45, Reply)
did you have your special tea?

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:52, Reply)
Did I fuck
I'm going to a turkish place tomorrow though, where I fully intend to (as the kids say) "get my meat on"
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:53, Reply)
you've been radicalised and you are on your way to fight for isis?

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:55, Reply)
depends on how much the bill comes to I suppose
I mean, I can't rule it out entirely
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:56, Reply)
will you bring me back some baklava?

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:58, Reply)
you got it, buddy

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:04, Reply)
francis

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:45, Reply)
alright MGT

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:46, Reply)
'alright' is an abstract concept

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:48, Reply)
i wasn't a fan, hence my silent protest

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:47, Reply)
I liked how no one replied to manolith, that was my favourite thing about that thread

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:49, Reply)
i hope that becomes a fun new meme

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:51, Reply)
I'd like to see a "don't reply to manolith" day

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:56, Reply)
Friday 06.03.15

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:58, Reply)

b3ta.com/calendar/write.php
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:58, Reply)
why not today?

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:59, Reply)
why not every day?

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:02, Reply)
I think if we did it everyday he'd get sad and kill himself like Mortal Wombat did.

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:04, Reply)
every day
public.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/everyday.html
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:06, Reply)
you tiresome savage

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:07, Reply)
I aim to educate as well as entertain

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:08, Reply)
hahahah
you sure do!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:13, Reply)
I dunno, I thought it was alright.

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:00, Reply)
alright

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:03, Reply)
cheers

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 10:04, Reply)
Did anyone punch Baldmonkey in his lady cunt?

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 8:52, Reply)
do you mind, we were discussing refrets

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 8:53, Reply)
7804624 GET

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 8:54, Reply)
I'm on fucking fire today

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 8:54, Reply)
No we werent
You were, everyone else was fucking your mum.

Ok all see you next year.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 8:55, Reply)
you are shit and boring

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 8:57, Reply)
great to see you again beejay!

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:12, Reply)
careful, I hear that spanishfly likes the 12 year olds

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:13, Reply)
hahahaha yeah

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 8:55, Reply)
fucked if I can find the USB lead for my phone, wouldn't be surprised if a darkie has nicked it

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 8:58, Reply)
Im going to fit a couple of double sockets with USB chargers in them today

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:02, Reply)
sounds a bit too much like manual labour for my liking

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:04, Reply)
Sounds like a great idea, I'm sure we'll all still be using USB in 10 years time and not a smaller and more advanced form factor or long range wireless charging.

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:25, Reply)
Mind you. you may well be dead by then.

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:28, Reply)
We probably will be dead, wireless charging doesn't sound that far removed from lightning in your house

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:31, Reply)
Are Tricorders a thing, yet?

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:31, Reply)
10 years of use is pretty good

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:40, Reply)
he's dead you monster

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:01, Reply)
oh no, I'm not falling for that again

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:24, Reply)
haha. yeah, probably!

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:20, Reply)
bored of that now, might take my Telecaster to Ged Green over in Cheadle to get it refretted and the neck radius planed down, fucking reissue models with the skinny frets and the tight fingerboard radius eh, what can you do

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 8:18, Reply)
7804614 GET

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 8:25, Reply)
I am l33t skilz0rz

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 8:25, Reply)
You should take it
to Ged Green over in Cheadle to get it refretted and the neck radius planed down.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 8:27, Reply)
well yeah, that's what I thought, he did a bang up job on a Strat I had refretted, check this out, 6100 stainless steel frets, nice one
i.imgur.com/TWnLJ38.jpg
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 8:30, Reply)
yeah, i stopped caring before you were born, soz

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 8:39, Reply)
I'm not sure how you thought I ever expected anyone to give a shit about this thread

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 8:47, Reply)
Oh, man! Now I know how a guitar feels.
I've been played!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:23, Reply)
BUMHOLES

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 7:53, Reply)
mister h

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 7:58, Reply)
scouser

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 8:04, Reply)
Mr h

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 7:58, Reply)
spasticfly

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 8:04, Reply)
annus

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 8:13, Reply)
annus mr horribilis?

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 8:19, Reply)
precisely

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 8:49, Reply)
have broken, like the first bumming

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 8:40, Reply)
Oh, hello.
How is everyone? All well?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 2:07, Reply)
try to keep the noise down, some of us are trying to get some sleep.

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 2:28, Reply)
fuck off, nonce

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 0:59, Reply)
Happy b3taday Grrrmachine
Fancy a bum?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 0:30, Reply)

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