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morning

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 6:57, Reply)
Hey yeah Friday
Morning Grrrmon
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 7:25, Reply)
hello dere mon

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 7:26, Reply)
FRIDAY CUNT

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 7:49, Reply)
FULL OF DELICIOUS CREAMY CARAMEL

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 7:52, Reply)
Oh boy, nearly Monday!!

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 8:07, Reply)
just got to make it through the weekend first!

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 8:07, Reply)
Morning
I'm off to the shop, anyone want anything?
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 8:08, Reply)
I just found
this for 350 quid
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 8:11, Reply)
Blimey

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 8:22, Reply)
auto box is shagged, it hasn't moved for 11 years, and it might need a whole new roof skin
It's got my juices flowing
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 8:24, Reply)
Turn it in to a mobile sex van

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 8:26, Reply)
how does mobile sex differ from normal sex?

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 8:32, Reply)
it's priced per minute, but free for carriers of the same type

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 8:35, Reply)
Just be prepared to have cries of "Who ya gonna call?"
follow you everywhere you go...
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 8:29, Reply)
I have zero problem with that

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 8:36, Reply)
I assumed your reason for buying it would be to set yourself up as a ghostbuster

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 8:37, Reply)
nah, I just need something to take the kid to school in

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 8:40, Reply)
Well, an Opel Corsa would be more logical
but I'd go with your choice every time.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 8:42, Reply)
I'm a car enthusiast m8
I don't like the idea of having to drive an econobox or blandwagon. It would be like suggesting to a foodie that they just eat dry Ryvita for breakfast every single day, 'cos it gets the job done.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 8:44, Reply)
I quite like dry ryvita

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 8:47, Reply)
holiday-ee
celebray-eet
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 8:31, Reply)
I don't wish to dignify this comment with a response
but needs must
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 8:47, Reply)
hi

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 8:48, Reply)
alright.
what's new?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 19:49, Reply)
I thought you'd rotted away

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 20:04, Reply)
That would take years

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 21:43, Reply)
How do you know it's not shambles?
Eh? EH?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 22:18, Reply)
There is no body on earth who would pretend

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 22:58, Reply)
I got fat , lost my job and my partner due to mental health issues and pretended I had cancer. I filled in for you, your r welcome

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 21:20, Reply)
That's all fair enough but pretending your son died too was a bit low.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 23:31, Reply)
Never mind all that stuff about prostitutes and dead dogs.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 23:31, Reply)
and tomatoes

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 23:35, Reply)
Hi shambo, again

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 21:28, Reply)
Labour
lol jk
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 21:31, Reply)
That depends, how long were you in the mental hospital for this time?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 21:51, Reply)
the bus driver has no change - the world is your lobster

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 22:43, Reply)
mistranslated ^ use the card of the oyster

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 22:49, Reply)
My hovercraft is full of dobbers

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 23:09, Reply)
^ well jel
lied eels
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 0:02, Reply)
*crosses fingers that this is actually the return of a familiar face, and not just someone hacking dormant accounts*

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 23:21, Reply)
You stupid bunch of fanny's

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 16:23, Reply)
Fannies?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 16:34, Reply)
Fannays?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 16:40, Reply)
poontang

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 16:51, Reply)
pums

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 17:02, Reply)
Subjugate the bush.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 17:18, Reply)
oh god no please not with the apostrophe stuff

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 16:42, Reply)
Its ea'sy if you know what it i's your'e doing

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 16:43, Reply)
your no't safe around them, youre' going to have someones eye ou't

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 16:49, Reply)
Tee hee

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 17:08, Reply)
big fat black fanny

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 16:43, Reply)
bag of dick's

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 16:44, Reply)
this quiz might be a bit area specific, i only got 75% and i live here
www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/14649120.QUIZ__Can_you_beat_the_SE_London_matching_game_/
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 16:47, Reply)
hairy axe wound

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 16:51, Reply)
Brian May hitting himself in the head with his guitar.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 17:47, Reply)
punched lasagna

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 16:51, Reply)
I get the impression you don't like fannies

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 16:53, Reply)
Yawning donkey

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 17:02, Reply)
How many nicknames does your nan have?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 17:13, Reply)
Albert was a fine actor
I am proud to be associated with him
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 16:57, Reply)
^ pulled out the jammy, and killed the punani

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 17:12, Reply)
bitches be trippin'

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 17:55, Reply)
High heels are never a good idea.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 18:19, Reply)
They make my arse perky tho

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 18:32, Reply)
Big fat stinking oysters dribbling with pus

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 20:05, Reply)
Bargain basement refurbished thread.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:08, Reply)
still not bought a car
turns out second hand cars are piles of shit, who knew?!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:10, Reply)
I got mine after it'd been out on the Motability scheme.
Bit more money, but they tend to have been looked after quite well.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:12, Reply)
Just a few lick marks
on the driver's window
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:12, Reply)
Mine came with a pungent whiff of nan, instead of that new car smell.
There's plenty here would pay good money for that.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:13, Reply)
you can get the same effect by dousing a dead trout in pickling vinegar
and leaving it on the dashboard on a hot day
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:22, Reply)
Back in primary school, I lost a garlic naan under the assorted rubbish inside my desk.
Stank for the whole year, as I couldn't be bothered to clear it out.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:35, Reply)
Once found an old sandwich clearing out my locker in high school. I chucked it at a wall and it let out a satisfying plume of green spores.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:49, Reply)
I spent a few weeks photocopying in an otherwise disused area of the office,
and so got to watch an almost full bottle of milk, that the builders had left behind, slowly transform into something amazing.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:50, Reply)
in very many ways this is like watching the labour party at the moment

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 15:40, Reply)
oh snap!

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 15:48, Reply)
Instead of 2 indistinguishable centre-right parties why don't we have one big party ran by an effiable xenophobe who doesn't mind foreigners as long as they work, doesn't mind gays as long as their son isn't one and promises not to sell all of the NHS.
We could call it The Beige Party.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 15:50, Reply)
Someone left a calipo on my dash in summer, I couldn't be arsed to move it. A few days later I had ants coming out the air vents.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:48, Reply)
This is a lovely thread we've got going.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:53, Reply)
I put a wokful of curry in a broken fridge and went away for a week.
My resourceful housemate got sick of the smell so simply 'sealed it in' by filling the wok with water.

Upon arriving back from my holiday both the resultant green slime and the contents of my stomach went down the bog.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 15:09, Reply)
o/

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:22, Reply)
It's been overpowered by the Jelly Belly air freshener that I somewhat regret buying.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:39, Reply)
So what does Harold Bishop smell like?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:49, Reply)
biscuits

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 15:11, Reply)
trombone spit

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 15:17, Reply)
warm tarmac

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 15:19, Reply)
Jumper love

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 15:22, Reply)
+i think i want to know ya
jumper love
girl i need to show ya
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 15:53, Reply)
Is this a young persons song?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 15:55, Reply)
It's roughly as old as me.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 15:56, Reply)
Thanks for that

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 16:04, Reply)
(the answer is no)

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 16:05, Reply)
All of this is very enlightening
I'm amazed I didn't guess it the first time round with this extra information
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 16:07, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZCiLAqMQZY
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 16:15, Reply)
Blimey
I'm guessing this is from Purple Rain right? Should watch that.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 16:22, Reply)
:D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCTJeT2i9QU
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 16:47, Reply)
mainly posting this in the hopeful expectation of upsetting grrmachine, tbh

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 16:50, Reply)
a stock cupboard at the end of a summer afternoon, it's been used to store paper and card for the last five years, today it's being emptied,
dust rises in weary clouds from the shelves as the contents are carried out, the floor is worn and dry parquet, an odour of stillness and desiccation drifts upwards and flows into the corridor
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 15:28, Reply)
Go North

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 17:09, Reply)
Bishop Desmond Tutu

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 15:29, Reply)
I've got a mate called Des.
He's in my phone as 'dezzy twoshoes'.

#thatsinterestinggormo
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 16:04, Reply)
This is not what those jolly men at Top Gear
would have me believe. I am shocked.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:12, Reply)
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:14, Reply)
Old cars definitely hold their value more these days
I don't trust used cars from the 3-10 year old age range, and I'm certainly not paying 10k for one, fuck's sake
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:21, Reply)
11 year old Disco - £10,000
25 year old Defender - £10,000

at least you expect the Defender to be beaten up!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:31, Reply)
Nah, you want to buy one that's had as many previous owners as possible, that proves it's reliable.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:30, Reply)
That's how I select my women

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:36, Reply)
I like my women like I like my cars, clapped out and bought from a stranger over the internet.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 15:13, Reply)

clapped out and bought from a stranger over the internet.

up on blocks
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 15:23, Reply)
I bought a new one last Friday.
One of those "approved used" ones.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 15:31, Reply)
Looks shabby , I'll pass

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:20, Reply)
I'll give you 20p for it

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:29, Reply)
It's got brown stains on it and it smells funny :(

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:32, Reply)
Yes, but enough about your finger.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:38, Reply)
big black willies

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:42, Reply)

\o/
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 18:53, Reply)
Bacon Cheeseburger was amazing
*BURP*
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:43, Reply)
You were the cheese to their beef?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:45, Reply)
Sometimes it is just nice to be wanted, yknow?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:47, Reply)
I've only ever been the pickle.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:52, Reply)
BarGAY WASTEment reRUBBISHED Thread

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 15:04, Reply)
Gay waste is good as any other waste you homophobic prick

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 15:08, Reply)

Sorrow is renewed
when the mind (mod) surveys
the memory of kinsmen;
He greets them joyfully,
eagerly scans
the companions of men;
they always swim away.
The spirits of seafarers
never bring back there much
in the way of known speech.
Care is renewed
for the one who must send
very often
over the binding of the waves
a weary heart.

Sorg biš geniwad
žonne maga gemynd
mod geondhweorfeš;
greteš gliwstafum,
georne geondsceawaš
secga geseldan;
swimmaš oft on weg
fleotendra ferš
no žęr fela bringeš
cušra cwidegiedda.
Cearo biš geniwad
žam že sendan sceal
swiže geneahhe
ofer wažema gebind
werigne sefan.


(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 15:11, Reply)
ISN'T that great

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 15:12, Reply)
I can't read half of it

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 15:27, Reply)
the first half is the same as the second half except where the brackets helpfully point you to the word in the second half (mod)

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 15:30, Reply)
I don't like the second half.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 15:35, Reply)
it's OK not to like it, windy

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 15:38, Reply)

?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 15:52, Reply)

I had to google that, have a fox
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 16:14, Reply)
it was an extremely obscure reference to be fair. i was just taking a punt that you might like homestar runner
i.imgur.com/cdIPhBF.gif
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 16:17, Reply)
ok
www.homestarrunner.com/vcr_marzy.html
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 16:42, Reply)
Old Timey Strong Sad! :D

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 16:49, Reply)
new thread

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 12:53, Reply)
Go on...

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 12:54, Reply)
alright mrs doyle

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:01, Reply)
You can make your own fucking tea.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:03, Reply)
i bet you put the milk in first

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:06, Reply)
What, with the bag still in the cup?
Get bent.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:07, Reply)
"sugar, milk, teabag, water" - the monster munch way

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:08, Reply)
Are you trying to give me an aneurysm?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:10, Reply)
There's a bit in The Buddah of Suburbia (I think),
that describes tea being made by boiling teabags, milk, water, sugar and cardamom, all together in a pan. Rather upsetting.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:13, Reply)
Our urn at work isn't hot enough so I put the bag in the ~90 degree water and shove it in the microwave for 30 seconds.
Works well.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:25, Reply)
This is why I never drink tea at work.
Urns are fine for coffee, though

We do have a kettle, but I can't be bothered to descale it.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:37, Reply)
Go soak your head

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:43, Reply)
My hair could do with a wash, I suppose.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:45, Reply)
you should wash it, then shave it off, nail it to a frisbee and fling it over a rainbow

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:50, Reply)
Ha ha!
The Big Lockout is my favourite half hour of telly.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:53, Reply)
the beer I had last night made my shit the smelliest I ever remember it being

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 12:56, Reply)
how do you know it was the beer?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:13, Reply)
It was shit-flavoured beer.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:09, Reply)
Looks used , or is it nos

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 12:56, Reply)
batteries in my USB backup unit died quickly, bet their used repacked Chinese jobbies
bunch of cunts
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:00, Reply)
I'm not the complaints department, soz

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:03, Reply)
you are customer service though, that's why you get all the gazzes

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:08, Reply)
Dunno if I'm still on strike or not

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:11, Reply)
have your demands been met?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:15, Reply)
i can't remember what they were :(

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:19, Reply)
dental plan, probably

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:35, Reply)
it's 'used - as new' if i'm honest

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:02, Reply)
Or, is this all a clever ruse, before you relaunch Original Thread?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 12:56, Reply)
And I will cause them to eat the flesh of their sons
and the flesh of their daughters, and they shall eat every one the flesh of his friend in the siege and straitness, wherewith their enemies, and they that seek their lives, shall straiten them. - Jeremiah 19:9
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 12:56, Reply)
I'll straiten you in a minute.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 12:57, Reply)
Do not cut your bodies for the dead or put tattoo marks on yourselves.
I am the LORD. - Leviticus 19:28
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 12:57, Reply)
God hates it when people mess with his stuff.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 12:58, Reply)
Yeah, the fucking GAYlord

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:00, Reply)
m8, no-one takes Leviticus seriously, he was a knobber

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:01, Reply)
Big, bad and heavy Any sound test me tonight Dem ah go bury
Is the only Leviticus you ever need.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:26, Reply)
Pokémon is fucked for me
It's like being in the sea, just blue everywhere. I think gps is wanked
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 12:58, Reply)
b&

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 12:58, Reply)
Not again

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 12:59, Reply)
PANIC OVER GUYS

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 12:59, Reply)
i bet that's not the only thing you do over guys

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:05, Reply)
Here, save yourself some time and effort:
github.com/NecronomiconCoding/NecroBot
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 12:59, Reply)
i'll save the time and effort by not bothering to copy/paste the link

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:03, Reply)
Worked in preview.
Naļve of me to assume b3ta had been fixed.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:06, Reply)
I'm sure they'll get round to it soon

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:15, Reply)
There's a lot to get through on the Bugs & Feature Requests thread.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:16, Reply)
Perhaps they shouldn't have banned me from that bit of the forum

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:46, Reply)
I've submitted a request to have your ban lifted.
I'm sure it'll be dealt with before the day is out.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:51, Reply)
Still banned

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:00, Reply)
Have you tried turning it off and on again?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:01, Reply)
Can't risk it
What if he turns it off and it never comes back?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:04, Reply)
the servers are unstable at the moment

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:01, Reply)
why the fuck are YOU playing it?
the others, sure, but I still have a scrap of respect for Richio McBeefus
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:02, Reply)
aw, are you upset at the people having fun too?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:04, Reply)
I just don't want to lumped in with those doofii when I'm out geocaching

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:05, Reply)
i'm sure your flask of weak lemon drink will set you apart, si

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:07, Reply)
Kevin Eldon is great.
Have you heard those "lost" Hancocks that Radio 4 have been doing?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:09, Reply)
nerp

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:51, Reply)
Worth a listen.
Simon Greenall can't do a convincing Sid James, though.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:55, Reply)
'clickin 'dis

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:27, Reply)
It's making me exercise more, which I need

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:13, Reply)
Wii Sports not cutting it, eh?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:14, Reply)
no point now, all been caught
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-36912572
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:25, Reply)
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son,
that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. - John 3:16
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 12:58, Reply)
We all prefer Austin 3:16.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:00, Reply)
And lo, the Lord delivered upon us a frugal petrol engine for Montego, and the sales representatives rejoiced?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:04, Reply)
And the earth was without form and void,
and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. - Genesis 1:2
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:02, Reply)
i'm not sure millenia old fiction belongs in a 'new' thread

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:05, Reply)
you can't put a use by date on our Lord

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:06, Reply)
FALSE
i.imgur.com/xsYsEvk.png
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:14, Reply)
Well looky whos got a new Bible
Forgetting thou shalt not brag loads.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:06, Reply)
I can't wait to get home and stick my willy in it

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:07, Reply)
The power of Christ compels you?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:14, Reply)
damn right

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:15, Reply)
5 Guys for lunch
Living the dream.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:14, Reply)
There's a homosexual slur in here, somewhere.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:16, Reply)

slur
here me
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:34, Reply)
Why am I put in mind of that scene in one of the Elm Street films,
where Freddy lifts his jumper and reveals the tortured faces of his victims on his torso?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:39, Reply)
i dunno, you're the hom(osexu/icid)al maniac

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:53, Reply)
I am?
Boy, have I got some catching up to do!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:57, Reply)
busy at the glory hole today then

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:21, Reply)
EXTRA SAUCE!!!

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:57, Reply)
Poo thread

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:39, Reply)
jew thread

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:47, Reply)
new thread, poo thread, jew thread, stew thread
stop that pigeon, NOW!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:52, Reply)
it's looking pretty old now

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:07, Reply)
Is mcbeef in any of these pictures:
www.vice.com/en_uk/read/war-and-peace-war-reenactment-tom-usher

What would you like to dress up as?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:43, Reply)
I once made a Pyramid Head costume for Halloween
The proper Pyramid Head from the games not the one from the film

Yeah I'm dead cool me
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:48, Reply)
well? are you gonna show us or what?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:10, Reply)
willy or costume?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:11, Reply)
Trufax or gake

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:15, Reply)
well i assume it's a 'willy-out' sort of costume
otherwise, what's the point?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:22, Reply)
that's true of most costumes

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:23, Reply)
Ah, the halcyon year of 2009
Found a photo, in hindsight I probably should have blacked up my arms, but considering everyone else was either a cat or a footballer I think I smashed the costume originality category
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:38, Reply)
nice arms

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:40, Reply)
may I touch?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:40, Reply)
^ Totally gay for that anthropomorphic personification of James Sunderland's guilt and perversions ^

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:45, Reply)
impressive
how heavy was the head?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:41, Reply)
pervert

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:42, Reply)
Not heavy at all, it's made from cardboard and spraypainted black
There were two holes cut into the front and covered with black gauze to see through, and the whole thing was attached to a basic helmet on the inside so it sat pretty comfortably.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:44, Reply)
pretty obvious that it was attached to a helmet m8

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:52, Reply)
Might not be m8
I might have a horribly misshapen head that abhorrent to all, but is perfect for pyramid shaped headwear. Can't go making assumptions like that in this tolerant hashtag ridden world

EDIT: Mind the piss
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:01, Reply)
Think he's calling u a bellend , hth

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:32, Reply)
:(

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:40, Reply)
i just assumed mupps had an enormous triangular head

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:02, Reply)
office worker

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:48, Reply)
or Jeff Dunham

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:49, Reply)
INFIDEL!!!!

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:07, Reply)

jeff lena
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:25, Reply)

Dunham Lovich
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:27, Reply)
yes I know she spells it differently

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:28, Reply)
i didn't know who the fuck you were on about, ma8

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:32, Reply)
likewise

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:34, Reply)
For a bloke that sarcastic about other people's hobbies
he looks like he's having a whale of a time, the massive fucking slaphead hypocrite
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:51, Reply)
A Go-Bot
So I can spend all day correcting anyone that calls me a Transformer
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:57, Reply)
but they do transform

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:58, Reply)
Look mate
I'm a Go-bot
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:00, Reply)
+tom

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:02, Reply)
You are such a Transformers fan
The WORST
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:13, Reply)
gobots are shit, man
give it up
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:34, Reply)
Typical Transformers fans attitude
You give a bad name to toy buyers.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:42, Reply)
Sexy nun

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:00, Reply)

u a
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:00, Reply)
Terri Schiavo

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:01, Reply)
that'd be so hot

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:02, Reply)
Judith Durham

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:02, Reply)
or Geoffrey Durham

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:03, Reply)
Or the Right Reverend Paul Butler

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:09, Reply)
he's a Right Reverend that Paul Butler

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:10, Reply)
does my fucking nut in

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:11, Reply)
bartman

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:11, Reply)
go floreda!
24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6xzam6GQu1qkfwf2o1_500.jpg
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:14, Reply)
idaho?
no, u da ho
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:23, Reply)
Frogbeat

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:20, Reply)
Yeah but are you in any of those pictures though?
Kind of the main reason for this thread
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:06, Reply)
Maybe

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:13, Reply)
You're the Umbrella Corp. guy, aren't you?
Let's say you are, no one's going to prove otherwise.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:15, Reply)
Sure why not

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:18, Reply)
Nice costume, but I'll bet you sweated out buckets.
How many crisp, cool pilsners did you down when you got home?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:28, Reply)
25

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:30, Reply)
^ bladder like a watermelon

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:41, Reply)

i.imgur.com/jBYifsm.gif
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:51, Reply)
freddie king

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:26, Reply)
Rufus Thomas
www.wattstax.com/wattstax_images/ImageJPGs/RufusIsClean480.jpg
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:30, Reply)
Michael McIntyre

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:34, Reply)

http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTUwMFgxNTAw/z/ngEAAOSwFqJWr4Lm/$_57.JPG/
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:45, Reply)
just bought two
one for sex and one for Halloween
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:03, Reply)
one for you, one for your partner
then doggy-style in front of a mirror
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:11, Reply)
what about for sex halloween?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:12, Reply)
I refuse

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:15, Reply)
for religious reasons?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:20, Reply)
exactly

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:22, Reply)

http://www.b3ta.com/talk/7970070
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:05, Reply)

A Lego man
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:45, Reply)
maffers?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:46, Reply)
D:

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:04, Reply)

c[:)]
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:38, Reply)
I seem to have neglected this thread, distracted as I was by some Visual Basic.
Exciting stuff.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:12, Reply)
I thought Visual Basic died?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:14, Reply)
SPOILER ALERT!

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:15, Reply)
OMG! Then what have I been writing macros in?!

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:16, Reply)
Considering how fun the micro version was
I'm surprised they never made Macro Machines, where you drive enormous vehicles over oceans and mountains and between planets and shit.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:19, Reply)
Isn't that the plot to Star Trek?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:27, Reply)
i guess the latter parts of katamari games are like that

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:32, Reply)
What's your take on Terraria, manolith?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:42, Reply)
i've not played it
it looks really ugly but apparently people love it
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:51, Reply)
Just like your nan's fanny

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 12:24, Reply)
OK. Mupps has taken your place as "the voice of youth" on this forum.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 12:31, Reply)

voice of youth hairy virgin nerd who will probably die alone
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 12:38, Reply)
I've played quite a bit of it, it's pretty fun, especially with a few mates
It gets a lot of flack for being similar to Minecraft, but what isn't these days? I'd compare it more to something like Metroid with RPG elements.
The worlds are randomly created at the start and there's more of a focus on survival and combat than building pretty houses (although you can do both).
There's a lot of different areas, loads of items, and in general it's a pretty lengthy game with actual progression and bosses to fight as you explore. I got it when it first came out but since then they've added a couple of big updates with a load of mid to end game content.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 12:14, Reply)
Oh, there's an actual game with progression and bosses?
That's worth knowing. I assume combat progresses beyond clumsily swinging a sword and hoping? Squinting at the screen, last night, I had no idea what was going on. The kids seem to love it, though, so it was probably worth their money.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 12:24, Reply)
Yeah, you learn pretty quickly that melee weapons are shit and get a bow and arrow
As you progress you upgrade to guns, rifles, laser cannons, rocket launchers, but there's all sorts of different weapon types, armour classes, accessories, etc.

It's a steep learning curve though, apart from an NPC that shows you what you can craft with certain ingredients the game doesn't tell you anything in regards to what to do or where to find certain things. There's a comprehensive wiki for it though
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 12:36, Reply)
Ah, yes, my boys discouraged me from talking to the friendly NPC!
Might have to give it a bash in single player, find out what the fuss is about. I'm pretty bored with Minecraft, now, lacking as I do, the patience to figure out what redstone is for.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 12:50, Reply)
Video game idea #216825641946
This meets this
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:43, Reply)
shit, soz

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:16, Reply)
Ah, it's alright I kind of tuned out halfway through season 3
The books, as always, are much better than the show
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:18, Reply)
they are doing a spin off
Better Call .NET
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:24, Reply)
It's like a burdensome elderly relative that refuses to die.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 12:54, Reply)
Just saw this on a friends Facebook feed
Bullshit is reaching maximum levels
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 12:15, Reply)
HEAD ON SHOE!!

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 12:17, Reply)
morning

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 7:04, Reply)
Oioi Grrry and beeter

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 7:23, Reply)
Big up the hotfuck masseeeeeeve

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 7:24, Reply)
*ibflibidibis all over the 1s and 2s*
Sorry everyone
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 7:44, Reply)


(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 7:57, Reply)
Hullo

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 7:57, Reply)
alright Richard
I have come round to your way of thinking regarding beer. I had some utterly rank ale last night.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:03, Reply)
Et tu, Grrrute?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:13, Reply)
I had a stout that was too sour
so I tried a porter instead, and that tasted of smoked pork. Not the right drink for a 28 degree day
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:17, Reply)
what's the difference between a stout and a porter? thought they were the same

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:26, Reply)
one's a dark beer made from roasted malt
the other's a bloke who carries your bags at a train station
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:37, Reply)
It's a fairly subtle distinction, to be fair.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:11, Reply)
#blackbeersmatter

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:12, Reply)
Racist - they're red.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:15, Reply)
Porter's made from malted barley.
Stout from unmalted roasted barley.

Porter's the darkest form of beer using the same process that give you everything from lager to, well, porter.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:35, Reply)
Winter beer in the summer is a pretty silly mistake.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:17, Reply)
I find it hard to believe grrrry would make such a basic error then be eager to dismiss something as shit.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:20, Reply)
He's just trying to fit in with the popular kids.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:24, Reply)
<s>p</s> h

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:34, Reply)
Pohulist.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:36, Reply)
The problem with ale is some of the cunts thst drink it.
If I had a beer festival there'd be these weird paedo looking old men with a little notebook ticking off new beers and had little tasting notes and they'd stare at the girls on the bar just a little too long and if they got too close you suddenly felt uncomfortable.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:15, Reply)
that just sounds like a b3ta bash tbh

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:19, Reply)
Well, yeah, that too

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:22, Reply)
the last beer festival I attended round here was mostly attended by under 30s, had a roughly equal mix of male and female and no one appeared to be taking notes
I did stare at some of the girls though
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:35, Reply)
Yeah, but you live in Coventry where there is nothing for the young to do except drink away their despair.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:37, Reply)
Why would there be girls at a beer festival?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:08, Reply)
Sadndals & sock fetishists
clearly.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:36, Reply)
The one round my way is run by camra so all those sorts are behind the bar volunteering.
The punters are like tangled describes.

It takes place in the stand of a football ground though, so it's like getting pissed in a massive air-raid shelter.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:19, Reply)
I think it's that there are some ales that are nice and some that are unpalatable and that the same is true for other drinks
I also think there may be an element of subjective preference involved in deciding which of these categories each drink falls into
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:34, Reply)
yeah but what's the best way to cook an egg

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:36, Reply)
roll it in crisps first

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:38, Reply)
but what crisps

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:40, Reply)
you wouldn't have heard of them, they're a quite obscure artisan make

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:42, Reply)
oh i think i've got them on an original press from shut the fuck up records

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:44, Reply)
Do you crack it or just roll the egg in the crisps?
*takes notes*
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:43, Reply)
Just one?
If I can have three then an omelette, obviously
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:40, Reply)
why can't you just have a small one you fat knacker

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:41, Reply)
What, a one egg omelette?
Isn't that flat scrambled egg or saink?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:42, Reply)
look just have a fried egg alright

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:48, Reply)
over easy or sunny side up?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:51, Reply)
in a cup

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:56, Reply)
Cuppy egg! :D

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:58, Reply)
what size?
A to DD
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:04, Reply)
All this questioning is getting beyond a yolk now

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:08, Reply)
Righto

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:54, Reply)
why are you being so considered and reasonable? Have you forgotten where you are?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:36, Reply)
I hope to contradict this position later in the day

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:39, Reply)
Good plan

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:41, Reply)
lying bastard

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:39, Reply)
I made the whole thing up

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:40, Reply)

I think it's that there are some ales that are nice and some that are unpalatable and that the same is true for other drinks
I also think there may be an element of subjective preference involved in deciding which of these categories each drink falls into


All people who do things different to me are cunts and I'm the only one who really knows how to do things right around here
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:41, Reply)
<s>all of that</s> gay spaz, etc etc

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:43, Reply)
This guy gets it

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:46, Reply)

^upset
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:46, Reply)
different from

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:51, Reply)
No way

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:02, Reply)
YES WAY DUDE!

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:03, Reply)
[morning thread response]

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:13, Reply)
[zany reply]

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:17, Reply)
Booked my holiday Grrrmachine, I'm well excited.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:14, Reply)
nice one; where you off to?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:18, Reply)
Florence. Or as the locals say, Florence.
A little flat over looking the arno, that comes with a free bottle of wine on arrival.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:22, Reply)
Vauxhall Firenza was a competitor to the Capri
Firenza's what the locals call Florence, m8
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:26, Reply)
Florence. Or as the locals say, Florence.
I thought it was Firenze
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:29, Reply)
it is

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:35, Reply)
but how do the locals say that?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:37, Reply)
Florence. We've covered this.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:37, Reply)
stupratore

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:40, Reply)
that's what you say to get a waiter's attention

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:42, Reply)
Vaffanculo
I believe
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:13, Reply)
This is great.
When do we get to see Hermione toss off Mr Rusty?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:14, Reply)
NICOLE!

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:17, Reply)
Papa?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:23, Reply)
oh hi

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:34, Reply)
well hellair

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:38, Reply)
hey there grrrmie boy

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:36, Reply)
is this said in a breathy accented way like that song by Air?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:38, Reply)
it was more in the style of Judith Durham

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:53, Reply)
I thought for a minute you were talking about Jeff Dunham and his hilarious comedy puppets

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:55, Reply)
for a minute I was, but then I changed the subject

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:04, Reply)
oh

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:21, Reply)
I KEELYOU!!

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:09, Reply)
^overenthusiastic shipwright

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:12, Reply)
+HAUL
Arr!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:16, Reply)
oh man! It cracks me up every time!
what a legend!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:21, Reply)
Ahoy hoy
How she blows?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:56, Reply)
none of your business

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:02, Reply)
Tsk, it is nautical Thursday
Am I the only one that checks the rota, honestly
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:09, Reply)
marnin'

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:07, Reply)
marno mano

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:11, Reply)
orlroight manolithe

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:24, Reply)
Hi cunt's

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:17, Reply)
Hi Richard Mcbeef off the Internet

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:20, Reply)
Ph1lz0rz

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:22, Reply)
o/

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 20:09, Reply)
This is the punchline to the joke "what's the worst thing about fucking a stilt-walker?"

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:22, Reply)
Vg

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:22, Reply)
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:52, Reply)
Bit thirsty, time to get a refreshing beverage from a public house

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:31, Reply)
standard

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:34, Reply)
I do love a pint, I'm like some kind of chocoholic but for pints

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:37, Reply)
^ addicted to pintohol

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:47, Reply)
As I have received payment for my service over the past 1/12th of the year
I may partake in a pint of refreshing beverage also
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:49, Reply)
Friday for me
Might get some treat sneakers
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:51, Reply)
Tomorrow for me. #paydaychat

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:52, Reply)
Got to be good this month, every beer I don't get here is another beer I can have abroad
But still, payday and all that, treat meself
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:53, Reply)
I'm on call for the next fortnight.
Also, I've got loads of homebrew.

It tastes alright but I think I bottled it too early, you need to leave it in the fridge a while and open it over the sink.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:54, Reply)
Any sneaks?
I'm thinking mid blue gazelles or sky blue stripe superstars
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:54, Reply)
Nah.
Need to book the acts I'm going to see in edinburgh in a few weeks and maybe a trip to Berlin or something in Sep.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:56, Reply)
Do they still make British knights ?

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:59, Reply)
They started making them again a year or so back
'Member Travel Fox? I never liked 'em.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:02, Reply)
I do remember them , looks like sports direct bought them

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:06, Reply)
At one point every cunt round my way had them
Champion did hi tops that people went nuts for too, they were shit also
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:08, Reply)
I was skating a lot so I had air walk evolutions or saink , bit heavy to rave in I must admit

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:22, Reply)
I was in puma states or gazelles pretty much the whole rave era

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:26, Reply)
Someone told me that SD often buy grey imports destined for the eastern bloc that are lower quality.
Which would explain why the Adidas I bought from there fell to bits a lot quicker than similar Adidas I've bought from other shoe shops.

Still find it odd that brands would put their name to shit products.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:09, Reply)
They all do it, buy a lacoste t shirt from bond street costs more lasts forever, buy one from a SD, cheap shit

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:14, Reply)
If I wanted cheap shit, I'd have bought a counterfeit.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:43, Reply)
As a brand I can't see the logic

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:48, Reply)
Me neither

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:51, Reply)
Probably like 'r5' dvd's.
Might as well flood the market with your own low-quality versions before the pirates get there.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 17:01, Reply)
It appears they now do again, blimey

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:03, Reply)
I do like the deep red gazelles

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 17:45, Reply)
Oh me too, confirmed booze-aholic, lol!!!

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:25, Reply)
Oh wow haha!
Get this guy here a drink!
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:28, Reply)
Uh-oh guys! Here comes trouble!!!

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:30, Reply)
yo

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:31, Reply)
Wind

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:34, Reply)
How's it going?

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:35, Reply)
Not bad ta
U?
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:38, Reply)
Tired. So much to do at the moment and I can't seem to fit it all in.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:49, Reply)
That's funny
your nan said the same thing
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:50, Reply)
That'll be due to your anal prolapse or whatever, mate.
Get yourself down the hospital
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:56, Reply)
yeah

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:35, Reply)
I bought a record off a German last week whose Discogs handle was 'truesoulie'

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:39, Reply)
ask a mod to delete his account

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:49, Reply)
Done

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:02, Reply)
Beefy

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:44, Reply)

*GUFFS*
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:45, Reply)
Chuts

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:47, Reply)
What is your wrestling finisher, beefman?

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:48, Reply)
I don't what one of those is I'm afraid
I may have overstated my wrestling career a little bit, to tell the truth
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:52, Reply)
It's so obviously a 'Cleveland steamer'.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:55, Reply)
One more thing for me to get upset about.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:07, Reply)
you'll get a 30 day suspension under the wellness policy

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:18, Reply)
Needlessly making verbs into nouns, irks me also.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:31, Reply)
Perhaps you should practice some 'mindfulness' then it'd irk you less.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:42, Reply)
Might trepan myself.
Let my third eye absorb some positive chakras, or something.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 17:06, Reply)
In order to excise the crusty vibe surrounding meditation they pulled a priggish term from the 'management bollocks' arena.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 19:21, Reply)
I don't think I've ever seen the word "priggish" used outside of an Enid Blyton book.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 19:26, Reply)
It's a perfectly cromulent word. Try it next time some wrister tells you they've been to the gym in a way that makes it sound spiritually enlightening.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 19:45, Reply)
I remember installing a new soundcard on my old 486 - that irq'd me!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 17:15, Reply)


(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 17:37, Reply)
This picture sums up how I feel about your post.
pbs.twimg.com/media/CnawzuAXYAEGaeX.jpg
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 17:56, Reply)
Ha

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 18:13, Reply)
:(

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 18:17, Reply)
take it up with vince then

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 17:05, Reply)
lies. on the internet.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:19, Reply)
I'm sorry, I've let everyone down here

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:22, Reply)
I'm very confused.
This seems to indicate that this cunt owns something, but no further information is forthcoming.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:57, Reply)
In the words of The Fonz
"Eyyyyyy, sit on it"
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:59, Reply)
He never said that!

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:00, Reply)
Yes he did
Look
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:03, Reply)
Well that's me telt

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:06, Reply)
It was his second most popular catchprase
After "Cunt you, dickwad!"
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:10, Reply)
Now that one I do remember

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:17, Reply)
alright rich

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:17, Reply)
Lanolin

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:31, Reply)
can't pull the wool over your eyes!!

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 17:04, Reply)
Beefy.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:28, Reply)
Hullo Tea

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:31, Reply)
Beefy
Beefy
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:35, Reply)
That's me!

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:37, Reply)
Excellent MC skillz
Considering you were well of your nut.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:39, Reply)
Taz is better.
Although the best part on there is the comments where yanks struggle with the meaning of 'gurning his tits off'.

And this comment - "The lad should be took outback and shot like a dog"
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:44, Reply)
Ah yes, 7 months on remand and they can't keep him down
A true gem of Watford.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:47, Reply)
I remember these videos for when they were getting shopped and sampled on a dnb forum circa 2005. GOOD TOIMES.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:49, Reply)
Remember them too, just thought I would do a search for the classic Beefy video
Cos it is a classic.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:50, Reply)
I was never big into dibbidibbidbibbi Mc'ing or the wobbly dnb that went with it but I quite like the sheer ostentatious of mc conventions.
I mean, here's a concept rave based on silence of the lambs:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDrM6wDgw08
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:57, Reply)
Also, a mid-rave shoalin monk display.
youtu.be/fSQiXteuGRo?t=43m4s
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:59, Reply)
You watched People Just Do Nothing? I think you'd get that
It is about 20 years too late with the culture it is spoofing, but it reminds me of dear old West Lahndan.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 17:10, Reply)
I've not but I know a lot of people who have been raving about it.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 17:11, Reply)
I tried it but it was not for me
Much like West London
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 17:16, Reply)
^ not a posho

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 17:18, Reply)
East london might be tower blocks but they've all got organic rolled oats and kale in their kitchens these days.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 17:22, Reply)
I'm from Winchester, dear boy

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 17:26, Reply)
Like bringing a teaspoon to a knife fight
No sale.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 18:01, Reply)
Have a
Taste
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 17:17, Reply)
Those people still exist

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 17:23, Reply)
Bad news I'm afraid lads, 10% price increase on rollies incoming next month

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 18:08, Reply)
I went to see the Doctor because I was worried I had Munchausen Syndrome
He sent me away saying I only had Munchausen Syndrome
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:24, Reply)
always wipe until nothing remains

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:26, Reply)
I'm only able to move in really jerky motions
damn Harryhausen Syndrome :(
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:26, Reply)
I want to rout out my guitar
so I can put a pickup in the middle, replace the two humbuckers with single coild and make it strat-like.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:28, Reply)
my guitar's probably due it's yearly dusting off
I expect the neck's all warped now
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:37, Reply)
Well do it then, its a piece of piss

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:45, Reply)
I've never used a router
is there any chance of causing damage, inadvertently? I'm wanting to turn my Musicman into a S-S-S instead of a H-H
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:09, Reply)
Of course there is. practice several times on random slabs of wood, oh and make a jig

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:45, Reply)
Will riverdancing help?
I'd have thought dancing while in charge of power tools would be dangerous, but if you say so...
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:27, Reply)
Hang on, does your musicman have a pick guard? Mine doesn't so S S S isn't an option.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:47, Reply)
Yup, it's a Sub1
so very basic with H-H and a scratchplate. I've got access to a workshop and tools and a set of TexMex single coils to fit in it.

I've bodged it by taking out the two humbuckers and shoving in the single coils, got a nice tele thing going on, but really want the out-of-phase sounds from 3 single coils.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:29, Reply)
just picked up one of these bastards for £45
amzn.to/2apXtLv

basically new, sounds brilliant
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:50, Reply)
just buy a strat

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 14:15, Reply)
I chucked four guitars away last Weds

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:06, Reply)
^ murdered an entire mariachi band after a disappointing Mexican meal

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:08, Reply)
That is actually true

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:09, Reply)
I have a Takamine I haven't touched in ten years.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:11, Reply)

k m
mine gotchi
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:14, Reply)
probably because you didn't come to /talk
so that we could fap on to your 14 candles yesterday
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:28, Reply)
oh yeah, hadnt noticed
i invented B3ta though
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:32, Reply)
Was there even internet
14 candles ago?
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:33, Reply)
in those days it was called
Wild West World after the internet inventor Sir Timothy Rice's favourite theme park, hence why addresses now start www.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:39, Reply)
nono that's not right, it was because he thought it would be great to make it look like a friendly caterpillar, originally it looked like this but it was deemed too long WWWWWWWWW(8<

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:48, Reply)
MMM(8< works better

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:57, Reply)

morld mide meb, for floribund mebsites
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:58, Reply)
Like m3ta, macebook, and moutube?

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 14:09, Reply)
Noob

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 14:24, Reply)
I worked with the fella in this story for a few years, he was completely fooled too and they were his kids
www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mum-forced-children-lie-doctors-8446844
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:30, Reply)
Wow

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:34, Reply)
He used to take holiday while they were in hospital, was always skint because she was milking his money, I still speak to him, the kids are in care now

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:37, Reply)
after converting to a new religion I have unfortunately started running through fields assaulting livestock
that's right, I've developed punchcowzen syndrome
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:40, Reply)


(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:41, Reply)
^ jealous

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:45, Reply)
mate, you've got a serious case of Bob Monkhousen Syndrome

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:48, Reply)

cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/130/590x/secondary/Bob-Monkhouse-295570.jpg
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:50, Reply)
no wait I'd like to change my answer
nostalgiacentral.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dentistonjob.jpg
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:52, Reply)

D
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:06, Reply)
Mint.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:15, Reply)
WHIMSY ALERT!

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:58, Reply)

WH M
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 14:02, Reply)
I have an anal polyp

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 14:05, Reply)
Have chips with that, braw

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 14:07, Reply)
Have you named it?

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 14:08, Reply)
Anal PLOP more like HAHAHA OH LOL

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 14:10, Reply)
Not sure my medical issues are that funny m8

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 14:23, Reply)
medical FISSURES, more like!
This wound be quite the witty remark, if polyps and fissures weren't so different.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 14:37, Reply)
+ocket

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 14:10, Reply)
The "Fifty Shades" branding gets everywhere.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 14:16, Reply)
Yeh? I just got a pidgie

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 14:28, Reply)
Ha

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 14:43, Reply)
A Machamp popped up outside earlier
I threw a Berry before every ultra ball and it still escaped. I'm very upset.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 14:43, Reply)
A seaking kicked my arse the other day.
Annoyed.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 14:59, Reply)
I had one of them on my tongue.
A polyp. I didn't just lick one out of someone's bum.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 14:46, Reply)
Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends?
Because he's married!
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 14:43, Reply)
Why can't Stevie Wonder read?

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 14:46, Reply)
Dunno?

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 14:46, Reply)
Thank you manolith for providing an entertaining game
Who do you want to thank, and why?
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:15, Reply)
manolith should be thanking me for not flouncing.
This board can't afford to lose anyone, yet he's going out of his way to make it difficult for me to stay.

Someone else will need to take responsibly for 4th March, next year.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:19, Reply)
you'd only come crawling back again
where else could you go?
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:22, Reply)
This is a good point, but don't let manolith see.
He's dictatorial enough, as it is. Bread & Circuses, indeed.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:24, Reply)
you're a big baby

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:33, Reply)
also, you couldn't have timed this any worse
vlad is back, you are expendable
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:35, Reply)
I feel so conflicted about how to respond to this post

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:41, Reply)
I think he's insulting you.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:43, Reply)
well deserved quite frankly

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:49, Reply)
mm post that starts with 'i think' and is wrong
HOW UNUSUAL
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:55, Reply)
He's turning into turnips

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:04, Reply)
i'm worried about him

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:11, Reply)
India, terror, disillusionment, frailty, consequence, silence

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:22, Reply)
you're talking about Katie Hopkins' daughter, right?

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:27, Reply)
, dopey, sleepy and grumpy

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:29, Reply)
we had a class discussion in RE once when i was in school
asking why alanis might be thanking india
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:34, Reply)
Everybody talk about, pop music

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:38, Reply)
Which was better, NSync or N*Sync?

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:39, Reply)
I was in to them when they were still underground playing in small bars

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:43, Reply)
Was that when they were mainly playing thrash metal and Exodus covers?

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:51, Reply)
N*witched

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:46, Reply)
Yes

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:16, Reply)
this chap
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6e/Gene_shoemaker_with_rocket_belt.jpg
because he stuck at it when not many other people were interested and now look
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:24, Reply)
Those don't look like shoes to me

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:37, Reply)
you made me look at it again and wait WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO HIS OTHER FOOT?!

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:50, Reply)
Arf

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:06, Reply)
rocket powered rollerskate took it

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:10, Reply)
Me for being so fucking great

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:25, Reply)
You've let qotw die.
Be great if you could actually delete it.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:30, Reply)
Fucking delete yourself Smith

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:34, Reply)
Charming.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:38, Reply)
Charming as fuck m8

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:39, Reply)
also this lot
www.khalsaaid.org/
because well pretty obvious really eh
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:28, Reply)
i got a free bottle of specsavers branded water when walking through town on monday
#thatsinterestingmanolith
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:36, Reply)
there MUST be a catch

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:40, Reply)
the label was a voucher for a free eye test

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:56, Reply)
You sure it wasn't contact lens solution?

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:42, Reply)
if it was, then i could have just been using water to store my lenses in this whole time
what a swizz!
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:56, Reply)
ok I know what the catch is
that bottle of water is like a seed covered with tiny hooks, they stuck it to you and now you've walked it to here and it's fallen off and yo've advertised specsavers here
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:43, Reply)
i've been hornswoggled again!

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:11, Reply)
oh my GOD that is a great word

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:42, Reply)
yeah, thanks for making migrants expect handouts rather than working to rebuild their country
BRILLIANT, applause all round
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:37, Reply)
thanks for that positive contribution mother teresgrrr

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:40, Reply)
^ Nigel Grrrage

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:44, Reply)
Grrrmarine le pen

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:53, Reply)
grrrenghis khan

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:56, Reply)
I'm watching Marco Polo at the moment
Kubulai's a proper geezer
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:01, Reply)
It's a well researched and entertaining programme
I give it 9 mcbeefs
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:03, Reply)
Isn't mcbeef a verb for shitting oneself now tho

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:05, Reply)
it is

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:12, Reply)
all the "facts" I know about this matter
1.) isn't nearly everyone related to genghis khan
2.) marco polo in fact never made it further than trieste and made it all up
I might check the veracity of these, I might not
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:06, Reply)
Can't think of anything at the moment
but if that changes you'll be the first to know.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:44, Reply)
Thankyou for being a friend
Travel down a road and back again
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:45, Reply)
I don't trust piano players

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:47, Reply)
They're all plonkers

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:54, Reply)
*groan*

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:01, Reply)
You line 'em up
And I'll kill 'em.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:05, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlDI4g5ab1g
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:52, Reply)
That cat's definitely dead by now

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:54, Reply)
not many people know that cat was stuffed and presented to the memphis rock'n'soul museum where it remains on display to this day

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:01, Reply)
Jerry Wexler stole all her good songs and gave them to soul/rnb singers.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:58, Reply)
Lexi belle

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:54, Reply)
FUCK OFF

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:56, Reply)
AND AFTER ALL THAT HELP I GAVE YOU
you ingrate
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:07, Reply)
Yeah.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:28, Reply)
sorry, terribly rude of me
you're welcome, grrrmachine
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:09, Reply)
looks like team rocket's blasting off again, it's...
OCCASIONAL DINGBAT WEDNESDAY!

i.imgur.com/QOmXQwS.png a couple of cunty ones, but you'll get 'em. i believe in you. x

just #4 to go, players! ALL GONE, GAME OVER
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:18, Reply)
Am I being stepped for the duration?
I've had a look, and I've only got 11, so far.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:23, Reply)
it was a one match ban, you can play

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:25, Reply)
Cheers.
Pie In The Sky.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:26, Reply)
sorry, peej got there first

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:26, Reply)
I beat him by two minutes!
This is the sort of nonsense that upsets people, manolith.

By people, I mean me, obviously.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:29, Reply)
you didn't say what it was at the time though
am i supposed to take your word for it?

c'mon, man. think
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:30, Reply)
I was under the assumption I was still banned.
I'm starting to think you're not fit to run these games.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:32, Reply)
because you can't remember the ruling laid down?
i think you might have what doctor d. gums referred to as a 'denty brain'
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:34, Reply)
I think you might have it in for me.
Future appreciation days are looking unlikely.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:36, Reply)
i think you've got a persecution complex
and that blackmail is unlikely to do you any favours
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:41, Reply)
I don't get it

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:23, Reply)
in the words of the late(?) great roy walker
'say what you see'
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:26, Reply)
Yeah I get it
but I don't get it
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:30, Reply)
well you're improving things just by being here

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:37, Reply)
Right under your nose
Return Ticket
Pie in the Sky
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:25, Reply)
a trio of DING!s for you, my out-of-town friend

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:27, Reply)
I shall FOBTOT now

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:29, Reply)
10 - Pieces of eight

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:27, Reply)
DING!
good work
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:31, Reply)
7. Right in the middle of everything
Maybe.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:28, Reply)
well, it's not what's on the card but you used all the words of the official answer plus 2 extra
so... DING!
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:33, Reply)
What?
I don't know where you're getting these from, but I hope they were free.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:38, Reply)
'right in everything' was the answer
yours is better

but yeah, i've got it in for you
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:42, Reply)
See? That's not even a phrase!
Gah!
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:45, Reply)
25: big fat smelly fanny

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:29, Reply)
thanks for playing, beefo

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:34, Reply)
north south divide

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:29, Reply)
makes sense, but no. sorry :(

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:34, Reply)
03. Postman

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:30, Reply)
another DING!

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:35, Reply)
BOOYAHHH!

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:36, Reply)
put a sock in it

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:30, Reply)
I believe this is close
Put a sock in it?
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:31, Reply)
redeemed with a big DING!

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:35, Reply)
is 3 Mailman or Postman?

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:30, Reply)
It's someone has cloned your hotmail account, again

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:31, Reply)
it was postman, but that one's gone

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:35, Reply)
8. Put a sock in it

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:31, Reply)
too slow

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:37, Reply)
Put a sock in it

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:32, Reply)
tooer slower

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:37, Reply)
seven eleven

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:32, Reply)
yep. is that really a phrase?
DING! anyway
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:38, Reply)
n

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:40, Reply)
pieces of eight

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:33, Reply)
DING!
rip in peace bollocks parrot
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:38, Reply)
North South Divide?

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:33, Reply)
dolly parton

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:34, Reply)
poles apart!

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:34, Reply)
RACIST

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:35, Reply)
YEEEEEEAHHHHHH!
ding!
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:36, Reply)
I hope this is a correct answer.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:36, Reply)
tick?

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:37, Reply)
that's one of the three words
the third to be precise
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:39, Reply)
blacks out

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:37, Reply)
6 - Big Tick
?
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:37, Reply)
Just a Tick

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:37, Reply)
nailed it
DING!
aren't you glad you didn't fobtot now?
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:39, Reply)
WE ALL ARE

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:53, Reply)
human all too human

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:38, Reply)
no, that one is a toughie

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:40, Reply)
Human Alarm but written down the page to be all japanese but in english
is a very common phrase in Cornwall
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:41, Reply)
yeah but we don't want to live our lives by what's done in cornwall

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:44, Reply)
I don't even have a sister.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:54, Reply)
all in a day's work?

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:41, Reply)
THis must be right

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:42, Reply)
you're the hardest working man in the dingbats game, $$
and it's paying off - *~*~*DING!*~*~*
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:43, Reply)
humans to the left of me, alarms to the right
stuck in the middle with you
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:43, Reply)
ding!
correct
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:43, Reply)
thanks

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:43, Reply)
i wish it were so, mat8
i'm really rooting for you
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:45, Reply)
#4 is a three word phrase
neither 'human' nor 'alarm' are part of the answer. you need to do a bit of word association
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:46, Reply)
human rape alarm

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:47, Reply)
people noise tower

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:47, Reply)
man sex siren

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:47, Reply)
Race Down Alert
Probably not any worse than the actual answer.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:48, Reply)

www.vidora.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/post-14-title-pic.jpg
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:48, Reply)

cdn.xl.thumbs.canstockphoto.com/canstock21280776.jpg
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:49, Reply)
Warn Nearby Person

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:49, Reply)
race against time

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:51, Reply)
Race Against The Clock

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:53, Reply)
That common three word phrase

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:55, Reply)
Counting may not be my strong suit, but it's a better answer.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:57, Reply)
and the final DING! to peej!
well done
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:55, Reply)
oh so you don't accept picture answers either, i'm with monster munch you run a shabby quiz

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:57, Reply)
i assumed you were acting as my beautiful assistant
it was very helpful, thanks
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:59, Reply)
i like to throw a clue in its true

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:00, Reply)
you're an old pro, it's good of you not to lord it over the amateurs
or in mm's case, rank amateurs
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:03, Reply)
Because "alarm" is another word for time,
especially when written vertically?

What a load of crap.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:59, Reply)
word association, you cunt
just accept that you're terrible at this
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:00, Reply)
i think you may need to post junior dingbats for mm

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:03, Reply)
No.
Not my fault you've been supplied with a faulty answering sheet.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:03, Reply)
the amazing adventures of Billy and his magical tyrannosaurs rex

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:53, Reply)
Jews done 9/11

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:54, Reply)
JEW FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS!

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:54, Reply)
It was jackie mason on his own

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:56, Reply)
race against time

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:55, Reply)
I think "nigger o'clock" would've been a better clue though

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:56, Reply)
the right answer, but too slow

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:56, Reply)
you're too slow at updating your post you mean

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:00, Reply)
i don't mean that, no

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:01, Reply)
I think you did really.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:03, Reply)
Awwww
stupid work, making me work when I could be solving dingbats :(
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:04, Reply)
How do you want to improve yourself?

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 8:58, Reply)
with self love

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:03, Reply)
I don't need to
I'd rather improve the rest of the world to my level

#interviewanswers
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:11, Reply)
wipe more

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:13, Reply)

b3ta.com/search/talk?q=always+wipe+until+nothing+remains
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:15, Reply)
i stand by those claims

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:19, Reply)
I can see blood now, do I keep wiping?

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:22, Reply)
YES FAM

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:28, Reply)

blood daylight
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:37, Reply)
but the memory remains
/ac
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:26, Reply)

i
those
your
i

+and show the world you love them
/Clammy Wynnette
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:36, Reply)
Clammy Wynette?
You wanna try Always Ultra, love. x
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:00, Reply)
Hahaha

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:47, Reply)
act like Stone Cold Steve Austin
I'll start sliding on my front into meetings before raining blows on the presenter and finish by smashing two cans of Budweiser together.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:17, Reply)
He's not a terribly good actor.
Aim higher, $$.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:22, Reply)
I'm aiming so low that no one can see me die

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:35, Reply)

33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2yipgPVog1qizm8ro1_500.gif
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:35, Reply)
Caught the end of Expendables, the other night.
I'd forgotten he was in it.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:42, Reply)
he's been in quite a few films, i haven't seen any of them

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:46, Reply)
I think Dwayne "Rocky - The Rock - Mavia" Johnson may be the only pro-wrestler to go on to anything resembling a successful film career.
Other than Hulk Hogan, obvs.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:52, Reply)
Jesse Ventura, pet detective

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:55, Reply)
I'd watch that.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:05, Reply)
And me.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:55, Reply)
what's your finishing move, beefy?

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:11, Reply)
Sludge bomb

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:12, Reply)
butt drop followed by a big splash

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:13, Reply)
It could only be
prowrestling.wikia.com/wiki/Stinkface
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:15, Reply)
but we're all agreed it should be something poo related?

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:17, Reply)
lol poo

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:18, Reply)
If mcbeef had a wrestling career, his wiki page would read like this.
Rikishi admits to farting in the faces of Road Dogg, Trish Stratus, Booker T, Tri Wilson, Mike Fox, Eddie Guerrero, B2, William Regal, Stephanie Mcmahon, Lance Storm, Eric Bischoff, Teddy Long, and Vince Mcmahon . He claims that his fart on Road Dogg was "tremendous", and this stinkface was one of the longest stinkfaces Rikishi has given. His stinkface to Booker T was anticipated throughout the night after he was heard in the bathroom farting continuously while Booker T was brushing his teeth. His farts towards Mr. Mcmahon, William regal, and Booker T can all be heard during the stinkface. It is even stated that Rikishi must fart in the bathroom stalls for quite some time as his "Pre-match ritual", in order to get most of his flatulance out, something several victims, particularly Booker T, had to learn the hard way.

+ pint of prawns in Hulen
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:23, Reply)
this is so gross

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:42, Reply)
Andre the Giant?

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:57, Reply)
pat roach

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:59, Reply)
tl;dr mm is chatting shit

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:00, Reply)
Yeah, I haven't really thought this through.
Roddy Piper, too. Not many of them get to be in more than one successful/good film, though.

I did say "may be", though.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:03, Reply)
batista

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:04, Reply)
Was he a wrestler?
I thought he was UFC (or MMA, or whatever we're supposed to call the unscripted version of men in swimsuits hugging each other)?
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:11, Reply)
you thought wrong. as always.
orig10.deviantart.net/3a0d/f/2014/003/3/c/batista_wwe_champion_champion_and_whc_by_wwe_montagensbr-d70ol9e.png
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:35, Reply)
Two back braces?
He must be in a lot of pain.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:39, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pat_Roach#Selected_filmography
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:05, Reply)
I remember being quite gutted that he got cut from Last Crusade.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:12, Reply)
John "The Length" Inman

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:01, Reply)
roddy piper
you're shit at this
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:03, Reply)
^
They Live alone is better than the collective cinematic works of The Rock.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:05, Reply)
I did say "career" as opposed to "one off starring role in one of the greatest films of all time".

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:16, Reply)
you need to just stop saying things, i reckon
movieweb.com/7-rowdy-roddy-piper-movies-you-need-to-see/
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:41, Reply)
I would like to see him fight Sonny Chiba.
I still think The Rock is the only one whose film career has come close to overshadowing his wrestling, though.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:48, Reply)
i wish he still did wrestling moves in fight scenes though
watched that central intelligence the other day. so many opportunities for a spinebuster or whatevs
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:01, Reply)
Never heard of that, but it has an excellent tagline!
Wrestling moves can work very well in films, it's true, although watching a large man utterly mangle his opponents can drastically shift the tone, I suppose.

Watching him get duffed up by a flabby Ray Stevenson in that GI Joe film was just stupid, though.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:13, Reply)
I like how that article says he might not be talked about in the same breath as Robert DeNiro.
Because post-2000 DeNiro seems to be working quite hard towards making that a reality.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:52, Reply)
good old dirty grandpa

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:01, Reply)
I've not seen that. But I have seen Kermode talk about it in a way that suggests seeing it turned him into a broken man.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:20, Reply)
Might have a piss , dunno

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:21, Reply)
Beatnuts are playing next Monday m8
#MusicChat
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:35, Reply)
where's that?

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:44, Reply)
Camden Jazz Cafe
I think I'm going to go, they were great last time
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:53, Reply)
increase synergies, do a shit at the same time

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:37, Reply)
Ditch the family, get a trophy woman, spend all my savings on blow.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:22, Reply)
+jobs

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:29, Reply)
I need a new car
what should I get
I'm tempted to get a Disco
I'd prefer a Defender but the Disco is a slightly more sensible option right now I guess
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:27, Reply)
Discos are underrated crisps
Probably not much use as transport though
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:29, Reply)
get a discovery
get a white one and tint the windows
you'll look well cool
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:31, Reply)
Getting ready for the school run?

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:32, Reply)
yeah cause landrovers are shit lol

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:55, Reply)
Not saying they're shit, but they're an archetypal Chelsea Tractor.
Get some spray-on mud, if you must.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:18, Reply)
It's all Cayennes and German faux-by-fours round here these days.
The thing is I find these things say more about peoples lack of imagination than their social standing.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:21, Reply)
I regularly get caught behind a line of the damn things as they parade into and out of the private school I pass everyday.
Sensible Volvos are a definite minority, these days.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:30, Reply)
I prefer Saabs.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:38, Reply)
I don't really see anyone driving landies to be honest.
if they do they'll be range rovers
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:38, Reply)
Yeah, ranges or their toy-car sibling the evoque in stormtrooper white innit.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:39, Reply)
Fair enuff.
I see all sorts round Harpenden.
Luton is just awash with Fronteras, so I assume they gave them away as part I'd people's redundancy packages.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:42, Reply)
Have they made fronteras since the mid 90's?

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:49, Reply)
The factory only makes vans, now.
The sheer volume of them in Luton must pretty much guarantee that spares will always be available from breakers' yards, though.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:56, Reply)
The Vauxhall van range is the same as the renault van stock for the most part; the differences are superficial.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:21, Reply)
I meant Frontera spares,
as an explanation of how Lutonites keep theirs running.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:53, Reply)
Depends what age of disco you're looking at. Some are brilliant, some are only good for scrap.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:36, Reply)
2011-2013 prolly

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:54, Reply)
well that's what I'd like
the money I have to spend on it, probably more like 2005
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:57, Reply)
The 2006 are the ones to have, get a td5 if you can. Bit noisy but solid.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:00, Reply)
Yeah, they're pretty good. Not very maintenance friendly if you get problems, but I don't know how much of your own repairs you'd be doing.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:59, Reply)
I've always done all the work on my cars.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:05, Reply)
Well, then you don't want anything newer than a D2 unless you've got diagnostic equipment computer to hand.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:07, Reply)
Ideally I want a 1970's Defender
but I have to be slightly practical too really. The newer the better.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:49, Reply)
Suzuki Samurai is more your style m8

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:37, Reply)
I really can't make head or tail of that site.
It's translated bits and not others. And I am no where near a list of definitive parts.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:49, Reply)
you can't just dump the site through google translate and expect it to work
you need to translate the left menu to see what all the parts categories are, and then just browse by images.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:00, Reply)
I'm a knob ain't I?

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:01, Reply)
I've got it working, I didn't see you could narrow down the category on the left.
Brilliant.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:06, Reply)
Yeah, it's really cleverly laid out in that way
right down to "only show HT leads", that sort of shit.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:10, Reply)
Yeah it's good.
I'm not going to get to it to the weekend now, but thst site is a god send. I've also discovered my battery charger only does 12v batteries, so I've got to go buy a 6v battery charger.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:12, Reply)
Buy another 12v battery and hook em up in series.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:13, Reply)
Use an inverter out of an em fitting

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:45, Reply)
you fucking stupid fat fuck

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:54, Reply)
^ gagging for a Rav4

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:01, Reply)

you should absolutely 100% get one
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:38, Reply)
perfect

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:54, Reply)

there's also this if you prefer
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:10, Reply)
those fishbowl side windows are mega money these days

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:01, Reply)
Is that a pair of googly eyes on the back?

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:02, Reply)
All ashore the SS date rape.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:04, Reply)
toot toot!

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:05, Reply)

media0.giphy.com/media/U70M2m646CZbO/200_s.gif
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:09, Reply)
Mk II Econoline, nice choice

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:12, Reply)
Get to level 18

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:32, Reply)
I'm at Level 42

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:34, Reply)
^doesn't want to go to war

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:35, Reply)
there's something about you

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:39, Reply)
^in teh back seat of teh car, with Joseph and Emily

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:55, Reply)
I didn't know you liked Rebecca Black.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:05, Reply)
I got a ryhorn yesterday

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:45, Reply)
phwoar, i got a diglett

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:47, Reply)
^needs to cut back on his intake of American whiksey

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:12, Reply)
Im level 18
There was a Machamp outside earlier. Threw loads of berries and ultra balls but it escaped and ran off. Fucking gutted. Worst thing that happened to me probably.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:58, Reply)
I'd like to lose some weight and get less angry at trivial events out of my control and also I'd like to be a millionaire.
By Windy Pig aged 29 and a bit.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:34, Reply)
An updated engine, with better collision detection, trilinear filtering and 24-bit colour support.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:37, Reply)
Won't make Jet Set Willy run any better may8eight

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:11, Reply)
It told you to pay extra for the sportpack.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:13, Reply)
A larger penis pls

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:37, Reply)
if you rub it, it gets bigger
hth
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:49, Reply)
hang on, mine or his?

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:55, Reply)
yes

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:47, Reply)
i want to be the very best, like no-one ever was

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:37, Reply)
dedication's what you need

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:46, Reply)
I was singing this walking down the street and someone in a house over the road sang the next line with me.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:47, Reply)
how sweet
i had my first conversation with a stranger about the game yesterday
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:49, Reply)
a stranger is a friend you haven't met yet

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:50, Reply)
No doubt they're updating their blog with this tale of sexual harassment, this very instant.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:26, Reply)

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(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:32, Reply)
Yes, that.
I'm not saying that she deserved to get buried under an avalanche of Twitter abuse, but she pretty much invited it.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:37, Reply)
I'm pretty sure a lot of journalists write these things fully in the knowledge that they're going to attract the attention of angry, abusive manchildren to the point of it being a competition with their colleagues.
In that case, I don't have much sympathy for them.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:41, Reply)
Probably, its all publicity
and we live in a world where having x thousand Twitter followers is something you can put under achievements on your CV.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:45, Reply)
You can buy pretend twitter followers for this. Crap musicians and the like do it.
My mate calls this 'reverse alchemy'.

The thing is, print media is on life support and more people are calling themselves writers for various flebsites that are massively overvalued. At some point this will sort itself out and a lot of upset millenials will have go and get proper jobs.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:46, Reply)
The thing that irks me about digital media, especially flogs and flebsites
is the seemingly lower bar for writing quality. It seems like any old guff can go online these days because within 4 hours the article will be outdated and replaced by "Look what happened when X Y'd Z! You won't BELIEVE what happens next!"
Like you said journalism is a massively saturated industry, and it's bound to burst eventually
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:57, Reply)
I guess it also doesn't help when you've got things like huff post, who seem to think that 'experience' and 'exposure' are all they need to pay their writers in.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:26, Reply)
Write contentious article > receive abuse > write about abuse > receive abuse > write about abuse...
Sounds like a simple plan.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:52, Reply)
What a stuck up cow

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:37, Reply)
Who'd have thought a hair-dyed tart called "Robyn"
would be a vacuous stuck-up media bitch?
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:43, Reply)
I sincerely hope she's fully aware of the lack of intrinsic value of her work, but knows she's a little too thick to do anything about it.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:45, Reply)
I hope she gets run over by a bus, whilst focusing on pokymon and ignoring the man shouting a warning to her

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:02, Reply)
no

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:05, Reply)
I wrote that

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:01, Reply)
shame on all of you

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:02, Reply)
hey, he approached me
i'm not on trial here!
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:59, Reply)
Watch more 70's films
And find a way to eat ice cream without getting fat(ter)
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:58, Reply)
I love a good 70's paranoia flick. Or a mediocre Blaxploitation flick.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:03, Reply)
Blackenstein
Everyone should see Blackenstein.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:28, Reply)
I either want to get a job that doesn't leave me feeling completely listless, or become more accepting of my own mediocrity.
Whichever's easiest.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:10, Reply)
I'm torn between going for a new job with more money
or appreciating the fact that I work from home with very little responsibility
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:22, Reply)
For most of my school/university years I wanted to just get a job and forget about advancement.
Turns out it's a bit soul-destroying.

I want to advance technically though. Managing money or people just fills me with ennui.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:24, Reply)
Yeah
I've been offered a PM role but I've seen what the stress does to people who were previously experts in their tech fields. I just want to expand my toolset.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:28, Reply)
I don't think I'd get stressed. I'd be shit at it though because I simply can't bring myself to give a shit.
I'm only really alright at this technical stuff because is it's interesting enough to do while I'm at work.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:33, Reply)
Basically I should look to be come a nomadic contractor.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:35, Reply)
Buy a toolkit then
#lifehacks
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:34, Reply)
If anyone else knows the route to doing telecommuting
Tell me how to reach nirvana
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:29, Reply)
Phone one of those numbers on a lamp-post that tell you how to make '£££££' at 'home'.
I actually prefer to work in work. Sets a nice boundary.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:35, Reply)
Offices are the worst.
The worst.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:38, Reply)
Offices are ok. It's the cunts they fill them with.
Open-plan is a fucking woeful idea implemented by myopic beancounters.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:42, Reply)
you lose other benefits though
I'm on an open-hours contract, no paid leave (traded it for a higher hourly rate), nothing in the way of pension plans or private healthcare etc etc
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:50, Reply)
Oh, you wound me sometimes, Granville!

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 10:55, Reply)
Moooooooooooornhooooooooooooles

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 6:58, Reply)
morning Mr Horrible

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 7:06, Reply)
Grrry
What gives?
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 7:10, Reply)
my heart, to you, eternally

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 7:15, Reply)
Morning horbs

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 7:07, Reply)
Alright Hotfuck

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 7:10, Reply)

No I'm half left
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 7:16, Reply)
\o/

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 8:26, Reply)
Settle down.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 7:12, Reply)
I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 7:32, Reply)
I'm not sure that film's stood the test of time

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 7:35, Reply)
"The poop is coming out of the ass of the ass."

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 8:25, Reply)
huh-uh huh huh
...ass
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 8:41, Reply)
#joymop

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 8:49, Reply)
show me how to live

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 8:06, Reply)
alright chris cornell

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 8:18, Reply)
he's so dreamy

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 8:22, Reply)
do you want to 'spoon' that 'man'?

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 8:42, Reply)
fork him

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 8:46, Reply)
goooood mooooorniiiiinng misterrrrr horriblllllllle

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 8:30, Reply)
robin williams or schoolchildren?

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 8:39, Reply)
or ty pennington

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 8:40, Reply)
Oh he was annoying

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 8:55, Reply)

GOOD MORNING JUAREZ FAMILY
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 9:25, Reply)
I think I'm having a stroke

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 8:54, Reply)
9/11

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 8:42, Reply)
jews m8

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 8:53, Reply)
Ahoy hoy
Happy holes to you
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 8:59, Reply)
Eveninh

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 0:45, Reply)
Glad you've got rid of that unpleasantness, totally uncalled for

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 0:50, Reply)
HOLA!

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 1:15, Reply)

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