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alligator shitfuck all night long

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 17:34, Reply)
Wank
 Wank           Wank
Wank wankwank
wank wank
wank WANK
WANK
Wank wank
WANK Wank

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 17:35, Reply)
AGAIN, YES!
:D
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 17:38, Reply)
Exactly again as it happens
www.b3ta.com/talk/633350
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 17:40, Reply)
YES!
:D
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 17:38, Reply)
wankafarians

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 17:40, Reply)
Cover it in jam and spunk in its eye

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 17:40, Reply)
My mate likes Big Bang Theory and How I Met Your Mother
What does your mate like that you don't understand? You can't say 'German Dungeon Porn'.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 16:34, Reply)
jews

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 16:36, Reply)
nah ... the hipster cunt is just pretending to like them to seem edgy and cool

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 16:52, Reply)
And what's with all this ice bucket nonsense?
Have I missed something...is it just about people getting attention for doing something pointless, because most of them seem to just be nominating other people so they don't have to give any money to charity.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 16:54, Reply)
it's so you can see the mess in some people's back gardens

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 16:57, Reply)
OH!

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 16:57, Reply)
Big Bang Theory has some amusingly nerdy jokes.
Overall it's a bit shit and my bet is that 95% of it's viewers don't understand half of it.

I have a friend who like strange music that I don't understand, he knows nothing about anything that's even vaguely Rock or Metal.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 16:37, Reply)
its

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 16:38, Reply)
now that I've trapped you here
wanna fuck?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 16:40, Reply)
MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUSSSSS!

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 16:40, Reply)
I take your silence to mean that you appreciate what I did there,
but you are too stunned by its brilliance to form a coherent response.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 17:26, Reply)
But Big Bang Theory ALSO has: Her With The Tits.
And The Other Her With The Tits.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 17:32, Reply)
Hitler's gay swans

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 16:45, Reply)
How I Met Your Mother is such a dweeby program

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 16:49, Reply)
dweeby?
oh dear me, no
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 16:57, Reply)
a few of my mates like sucking dick

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 16:53, Reply)
I'm contemplating posting the "Dave Trouser origin story" again for all the new people.
Do you recall that ream of shite story involving "Spleeg"?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 17:00, Reply)
Oh boy, that'll upset EVERYONE
UR TEH KING!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 17:04, Reply)
I think we should have some sort of compulsory remedial course for all noobs ... and that should definitely be on the curriculum.

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 17:12, Reply)
Along with arguments to avoid, such as
"/talk was better years ago" - first posted the year it was created.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 17:25, Reply)
can we talk about how shit it was when people tried to have conversations on /board back in the days when it was ten new pictures a minute rather than six a day?

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 17:39, Reply)
ketamine in large doses at social gatherings

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 17:21, Reply)
Well, one of them is a member of this:
www.test-cards.fsnet.co.uk/

They even have bashes.
:/
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 17:32, Reply)
Thanks, DT.
www.b3ta.com/talk/801302
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 15:31, Reply)
Thanks, DT.
www.b3ta.com/talk/801302
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 15:39, Reply)
Thanks, DT.
www.b3ta.com/talk/641565
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 15:41, Reply)
HUMILIATION!
www.b3ta.com/talk/641565
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 15:40, Reply)
...and now for something completely different.
A video about the PATRIARCHY and how men express dominance over women in the real world!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gzdf4V7Cf_M
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 15:41, Reply)
Thanks, baz
b3ta.com/board/2659235
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 15:42, Reply)
TEN FUCKING YEARS AGO
b3ta.com/search/talk?q=stick+it+up+your+arse&p=17
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 15:57, Reply)
alwez in r harts

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 16:04, Reply)
Thanks, DT.
b3ta.com/board/2878173
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 15:41, Reply)
ooh a bit of the old "fwap" going on there.

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 15:42, Reply)
Thanks, DLT
5.9.83.79/talk/829092
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 15:43, Reply)
has he been yewtreed?

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 15:47, Reply)
Goatworrier?
Dunno, there's been a few on here over the years
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 15:49, Reply)
I always liked Goatworrier, we chatted about mountain biking regularly.

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 15:54, Reply)
goatworrier was a proper old school b3tan
a repugnant cunt on here and perfectly charming in real life
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 15:58, Reply)
I'd liked to have met him I think, he was on my list of people that seemed would be nice to chat to.
We half planned a mountain biking trip but nothing came to fruition.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 16:02, Reply)
I only met him once ... he was quite tall and had a face and hair
my memory isn't what it used to what?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 16:06, Reply)
I've met you a few times, and your description of Goatworrier is how I'd describe you.
Thus you are the same people and I have no need to meet him any longer.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 16:07, Reply)
I'm also flapjack.
And we're all Mr Tea.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 16:11, Reply)
We're all what everyone always wanted, ever.

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 16:15, Reply)
We can confirm this is absolutely true.

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 16:27, Reply)
I'm pretty sure I saw Flapjack at a funeral once.

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 16:27, Reply)
yours?

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 16:51, Reply)
You must be so old now.
I remember calling you old more than ten years ago.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 16:59, Reply)
hurtful
yet true
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 17:40, Reply)
im 12 and what is this

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 16:25, Reply)
it's a dick
you put it in your mouth
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 17:47, Reply)
wank wank wank wank wank
Alt: wank
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:38, Reply)
best post today

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:46, Reply)
alright
wanna go watch the big lebowski in southsea castle on thursday night?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:47, Reply)
blanking u :(

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:13, Reply)
Can't soz

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:49, Reply)
fine

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 15:55, Reply)
Sorry, Thursdays are my worst day

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 16:07, Reply)

fine
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 16:17, Reply)
Careful, that's close to the naughty steppable "wankity wank" episode of recent history.

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:48, Reply)
have you been watching reruns of /talk to catch up on what you missed?

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:49, Reply)
I was totally there for wankity wank.
I definitely did not take part though.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:52, Reply)
alright friz

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:50, Reply)
What's a friz?

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:56, Reply)
haha typical friz

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 15:19, Reply)
get fucked

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:50, Reply)
edgy!

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 15:07, Reply)
haha, yes I AM a bit like Jesus, aren't I

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 15:08, Reply)
I just got a warm can from the machine.
Cunts must have just refilled it.

:(
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:51, Reply)
That is diabolical.
You can't take that shit!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:53, Reply)
I'm going to fuck shit up.

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:02, Reply)
It's good to fuck shit up now and then, release all that Internet Upset.

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:07, Reply)
Only peasants drink out of cans.
A glass bottle, decanted into an appropriate drinking vessel - nothing less will do.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:54, Reply)
warm super tennents is grim

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:56, Reply)
tramp 4 life

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:01, Reply)
and strongbow
eurgh
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:06, Reply)
warm can?
Unacceptable. You want to talk to the top man
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:51, Reply)
I might phone the number on the side and express my discontent.

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:57, Reply)
As is your right as a consumer
You give them what for
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 15:00, Reply)
If you're polite, you might get free warm cans for a year

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 15:29, Reply)
I love you

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:14, Reply)
mum love?
Or nude love?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:51, Reply)
what's the difference?

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 15:16, Reply)
Not really sure what to do with a prime number of wanks
thanks anyway
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:31, Reply)
wank encryption

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:36, Reply)
You could print this page out
And use it as one of those inspirational posters that unimaginative people have
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:53, Reply)
Microsoft named their flagship computer operating system after Bill Gates' favourite character from 1982's 'The Thing'
True story
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:54, Reply)
I have to go and do some work now so don't miss me too much will you
AND CAN EVERYONE STOP GETTING UPSET THIS AFTERNOON ITS BRINGING ME DOWN.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:21, Reply)
I woke up this morning at a very low ebb
the day has improved by small steps.

I have kendo tonight so that will probably improve my mood.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:23, Reply)
Hitting people with sticks.
A fine way to feel good.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:27, Reply)
it's true.
It wasn't much use yesterday, everyone at the dojo was a wet lettuce, I was interrupted mid exercise for someone to ask if they could take the helmet off and get some water... I went pretty mad about that, he could have waited 20 seconds for me to finish my practice.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:31, Reply)
in the good old days you'd have been allowed to chop him in half for his insolence

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:39, Reply)
Nowadays I have to write reports on safety and safeguarding within my dojo
and go to professional development courses on coaching.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:42, Reply)
A poor situation.
I can understand your frustration.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:47, Reply)
euro pc gone mad

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:07, Reply)
Kendo sticks are pretty blunt.
Not sure anyone would stay still for long enough to be cut in half.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:51, Reply)
alright

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:08, Reply)
alright Shambolic.
Written any new encryption methods of late?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:10, Reply)
that's not an ideal opener for a 'your mum' joke

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:26, Reply)
Nor is your face.
BAZINGA!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:27, Reply)
I'm upset now.
D:
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:31, Reply)
alright shambo?

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:12, Reply)
sweet as owt
I'm thinking of hosting a living room gig for a merkin band I like in a few weeks ... if I can persuade myself that fifty strangers in my house wouldn't lead to a multiple homicide charge
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:27, Reply)
Nice, can I come?

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:29, Reply)
if you buy tickets

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:31, Reply)
Can I bring a sound system that can be heard from 6 miles away and a bunch of DJ's for afterwards to lighten the mood? :p

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:00, Reply)
not really
I'm going out straight after for some disco dancing.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:37, Reply)
which band?

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:39, Reply)
clap your hands say yeah

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:41, Reply)
ok done that now which band is it
haha I pretended to misunderstand the band's name as an instruction!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:41, Reply)
such japes

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:44, Reply)
You could take arty B&W photos of the band.
Then if they get famous you can parade the snaps about to prove you liked them before they got popular.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:41, Reply)
prolly a bit late - they've already made three albums

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:43, Reply)
You're forgetting that John Spartan here has been cryogenically frozen since 2008
To him, it *is* 2008
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:45, Reply)
I really got to a few of you n00bs didn't I?
Are you going to harp on about me every time I post? I'm flattered that I occupy your thoughts.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:48, Reply)
You really didn't, John, no.

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:51, Reply)
Wesley Willis made more albums than that.

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:47, Reply)
the pan-faced weather girl off 1980s morning telly?

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:38, Reply)
The poplular page is looking a bit barren.

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:13, Reply)
hello how are your sinuses?

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:16, Reply)
its me that has problems with my sinuses
Dave Trouser has issues getting upset on the internet.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:18, Reply)
well maybe you should have an operation on your sinuses as well then,
like he did.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:22, Reply)
I have, 3 times.

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:26, Reply)
oh well,
maybe breathing just isn't your thing
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:42, Reply)
They are mostly ok thanks.
I got the OK to have my fit-to-dive test (scuba), so I shall be back underwater soon!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:19, Reply)
alright shambollock

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:13, Reply)
wombat

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:28, Reply)
yo!

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:34, Reply)
^ upset

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:18, Reply)
youn are

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:28, Reply)
afternoon

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:22, Reply)
brb

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:28, Reply)
I just had a poo.
Approximately 1Kg. 90% settled, 9% floated, 1% turned to soup.
After one flush: approx. 0.7Kg, 99.9% settled, 0.1% soup.
" 1 flush + 1 bucket of water: approx. 0.1Kg, 50% floater, 50% soup.
" 1 flush + 1 bucket + 1 flush: No poo visible.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:04, Reply)
Fascinating
and what sort of diet has lead to these results?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:09, Reply)
cum

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:11, Reply)
Cheesy pasta bake.

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:35, Reply)
Yer

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:26, Reply)
sweet

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:29, Reply)
hiya lov

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:31, Reply)
alright gorge

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:32, Reply)
Sham

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:39, Reply)
tang

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:41, Reply)
yeah not bad thanks

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:41, Reply)
yo

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:41, Reply)
alright broadsword
I miss BoB.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:42, Reply)
alright DT
I saw Lu a couple of weeks ago, she said Hi

she didn't really
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:53, Reply)
Fucker.

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:05, Reply)
HI!

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:44, Reply)
alright MONO!

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:53, Reply)
Sup

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:58, Reply)
yeah, you?

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:44, Reply)
oh yeah

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:38, Reply)
ish

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:58, Reply)
oooh eeh ooh shambalam!

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:04, Reply)
whoops! there he is!

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:39, Reply)
Dave trouser is upset on the internet

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:59, Reply)

is has caused
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:00, Reply)
no i think it's me, dave trouser said i was upset so i guess i must be :'('''''''''''''''

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:01, Reply)
You accidentally deleted this subthread:
http://www.b3ta.com/talk/7759919
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:01, Reply)
Linkmaster Spartan in the muthafuckin house

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:04, Reply)
oh yes, that was me

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:04, Reply)
I would probably be upset if somebody said I was upset

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:02, Reply)
the weird thing is that i don't *feel* upset, but i guess other people know best

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:04, Reply)
sturdy girl

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:02, Reply)
yes!

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:03, Reply)
das boots
sneezy rider
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:15, Reply)
sneezy rider II: the klumps

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:17, Reply)
sneezy rider III: flubbing the flub

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:20, Reply)
I like how you demonstrated this by starting a new thread to be upset in.

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:04, Reply)
He is NOT upset! :-((((((

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:04, Reply)
This is all too upsetting for me

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:04, Reply)
i was busy being upset in the last thread then it got deleted :(

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:05, Reply)
how upsetting

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:24, Reply)
I was upset before it was cool to be upset.
Any upset I feel now, is purely ironic.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:29, Reply)
LOOK CAN EVERYONE JUST STOP GETTING FUCKING UPSET!

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:05, Reply)
I saw a car yesterday with the registration plate SP12 FLY, and I thought of you which made me feel ill.

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:06, Reply)
and upset

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:07, Reply)
no dave trouser wasn't there so i don't know if i was or not

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:08, Reply)
You don't need me for that - just ask "Is my username all capitals?"
If the answer is "yes", then you are upset and stupid.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:10, Reply)
I like how the use of capitals has bothered you so much.

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:11, Reply)
No you don't. Now you're just lying.
A symptom of upset.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:12, Reply)
Telling someone what they like or don't like?
CLASSIC UPSET

bloobloo capital letters :'(
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:14, Reply)
I saw that you hit enter before finishing that post.
A clear sign of upset.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:14, Reply)
Mashing F5 so as not to miss a single post? Upset.

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:16, Reply)
Just a coincidence as you were quite slow in fixing it.
Why are you so angsty?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:17, Reply)
I'm upset

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:18, Reply)
See, that wasn't hard was it?
Can we move on now?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:21, Reply)
Typing '???' means you're upset

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:22, Reply)
???

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:23, Reply)

Upset
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:32, Reply)
Lots of effort going in here.
Upset enough to draw about it :-(((((((
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:36, Reply)
Yeah, it's a real work of art, took me ages with my shaking hands of woe

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:43, Reply)
I am surprised you could see the screen through your tears of upsetness

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:48, Reply)
Fuck you.

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:27, Reply)
no. fuck you.

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:28, Reply)
hahahah, bumholes.

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:36, Reply)
what do all lower case no spaces usernames indicate?

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:29, Reply)
pricks?

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:32, Reply)
oh that's alright then

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:35, Reply)
mediocrity

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:34, Reply)
this is very upsetting

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:35, Reply)
that's for dave trouser to decide

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:36, Reply)
everyone seems to be upset lately.
I want everyone to know just how fucking HAPPY I AM.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:08, Reply)
mongs are always happy

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:20, Reply)
that explains your wife's happy go lucky attitude to life.

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:32, Reply)
Did you touch yourself?

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:08, Reply)
no i just felt empty and dissatisfied with life

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:09, Reply)
I think that secretly you got a little excited.

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:09, Reply)
I was surprised that you are a Somalian

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:10, Reply)
Were you in one of the home counties?

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:13, Reply)
fuck off spanishfly

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:06, Reply)
^ upset

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:06, Reply)
^upset

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:07, Reply)
^ spastic

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:10, Reply)
alright bob dylan

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:09, Reply)
I might ask for my account to be deleted, then come straight back and tell everyone about it, I'm that upset

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:12, Reply)
Surely nobody would ever get that upset?
That's off the scale!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:13, Reply)
I'll make up an excuse say real life was hectic, but really I'm just upset

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:21, Reply)
^ future upset

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:17, Reply)
I did a little giggle then

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:19, Reply)
I'm uspet.

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:20, Reply)
You should be.
/talk is a mess right now.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:24, Reply)
it's very upsetting.

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:25, Reply)
hey, come on now. Don't be like that. It'll get better I swear.

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:25, Reply)
please don't swear, it upsets me.

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:26, Reply)
By the moon and the stars in the sky?

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:43, Reply)
Hells bells

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:07, Reply)
What's the oldest meme you know?
SATOR
AREPO
TENET
OPERA
ROTAS

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:11, Reply)
your mum

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:14, Reply)
Sick burn
s on the way up.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:16, Reply)
you are truly terrible.

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:15, Reply)
probably Furtive
or The Fear
or Status Quo
or Sturdy Girl.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:16, Reply)
You missed off GMoS!
b3ta.belm.co.uk/gmos2
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:18, Reply)
I've known myself a long time, that is true, but I knew myself to be a meme quite late in the game.

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:21, Reply)
What was the internet like in the old days, dave?

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:28, Reply)
Slow, like your mind.

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:31, Reply)
oh I get it haha

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:30, Reply)
Well played!

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:43, Reply)
you've upset the qftw top blokes now dave, the samurai sword of great vengeance awaits

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:33, Reply)
People get upset too easily.
Especially when you bring out old memes like "b3ta isn't like it used to be".
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:43, Reply)
that thing with that cat

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:36, Reply)
Totally saw a cat video where the cat had a laser pointer attached to its head.
Might try it with my dog.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:44, Reply)
sturdy girl

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:44, Reply)
lol upset

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:57, Reply)
Might go to the seaside.

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:01, Reply)
Save time and skip straight to the post-beach feeling.
Wash your hair with salty water and have a go at your feet with sandpaper.

In your case, you can replace washing your hair with your more usual activity of being a bukakke target.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:02, Reply)
Good idea, all the tourists are nearly gone

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:03, Reply)
The seaside has tourists?
What is this 1955?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:04, Reply)
back when /talk was in its heyday

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:05, Reply)
^^^bitterness^^^

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:06, Reply)
k

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:07, Reply)
sorry not reading your post as your user number is too high

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:06, Reply)
fair enough, i think that's how it works. the lower your user number, the higher your sense of self importance.

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:08, Reply)
I was self-important before I ever got a number
LOOK AT ME YOU PRICKS.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:09, Reply)
B3ta hasn't changed much really
it's just less busy these days, you still get a few nice gasps of breath in a miasma of despair.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:09, Reply)
I was thinking I'd do that Sunday evening, have a dip.

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:06, Reply)
oh I do like to be beside the seaside

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:08, Reply)
pushing that shit down the board

































hi
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:15, Reply)
hiya

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:17, Reply)
hello there

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:17, Reply)
#shiningsnakeofjustice

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:17, Reply)
#LLCoolG

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:18, Reply)
#bafr kru

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:19, Reply)
#4lyf

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:20, Reply)
m

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:23, Reply)
th

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:23, Reply)
yeah, i heard you like pushing shit places

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:24, Reply)
who told you? was it YOUR MUM?
Be weird if it was, I've never met her.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:25, Reply)
oh you have
we all have

:(
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:26, Reply)
joke's on you, that was baldmonkey's mum!

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:27, Reply)
what have we done :(

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:31, Reply)
:( :( :( :(
:( :( :(
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:37, Reply)
not very nice to disrespect mrs manolith snr

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:29, Reply)
#gentlemanandasnake

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:30, Reply)
this isn't better.

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:25, Reply)
I don't care do I, do what I want don't I

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:26, Reply)
Hello everyone.

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:32, Reply)
hiya

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:33, Reply)
Hello GMoS.
/talk has been invaded by QoTW dickheads. A sad state.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:36, Reply)
it's not like the good old days is it

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:39, Reply)
the good old days of comedy racist Mykeyboy and comedy rapist hexachordal?

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:46, Reply)
gosh i feel terrible for posting here now and ruining everything

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:48, Reply)
Good

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:57, Reply)
You missed out Supermatt...

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:01, Reply)
No.
We used to have quality posts.

www.b3ta.com/talk/1500016
www.b3ta.com/talk/2000058
www.b3ta.com/talk/466
www.b3ta.com/talk/2004140
www.b3ta.com/talk/94
b3ta.com/search/posts/11417?q=nigger
www.b3ta.com/talk/6681586
www.b3ta.com/talk/9014
etc
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:53, Reply)
christ
you could have warned us that the third link contains an appearance from dave the hat
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:00, Reply)
Fucking hell, I didn't even spot that...

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:03, Reply)
You're like fucking Demolition Man
Cryogenically frozen years ago and thrust into a new and futuristic world
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:01, Reply)
not clickin them, looks like a load of old shit that pricks get weepy about when they realise '/talk's not as good as it used to be'

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:02, Reply)
what a bunch of cunts
I'm glad they're all dead
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:13, Reply)
transl: my waki drivel isn't going down as well as I'd hoped, it must be someone else's fault

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:50, Reply)
YOUN ARE

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:54, Reply)
hello, the lovely GMoS

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:37, Reply)
alright GMoS

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:40, Reply)
morning GrandmaOfShoes

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:44, Reply)
alright nan

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:51, Reply)
I'm here now, it's ok.
Any of you lost any of that excess weight (fat) lately? No? Some things never change.

IT Alt: Anyone know of a good but cheap ATX case that will take 8-10 3.5" HDDs?

Alt: Can you resist seeing what this is? b3ta.belm.co.uk/sandworm.webm
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:11, Reply)
Haha, good one 'Dave Trouser'!!! Internet fatties, remember?
IT alt: yes
alt: yes
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:14, Reply)
NEXT!

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:14, Reply)
Next bumhole?

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:36, Reply)

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(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:18, Reply)
My weight is stable, thank you very much.
IT Alt: store everything in the cloud - it is 100% secure, and guaranteed to never go wrong.
Alt: Yes. Yes, I can.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:22, Reply)
Of course you're stable of weight - your user ID is under 10000
Ah the cloud. Where stupid people put personal stuff.
It's a shame you resisted, it's very funny.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:39, Reply)
no fat chicks
/jmgac
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:24, Reply)
Fat people ruin everything.
Their only use is for entertainment - videos of them falling over and getting hurt are ALWAYS funny.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:41, Reply)
...in 2009

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:49, Reply)
What part of ALWAYS don't you get?
Fuck you're dull.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:57, Reply)
I should trot out some prehistoric memes really
That wouldn't be dull
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:59, Reply)
You seem to be suggesting I am doing that. I really haven't, but perhaps I will now.
A day of OLD MEMES? What a fun idea.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:05, Reply)
most can take at least 4,
and you can get adapters to fit another 4 in 3 5.25" bays.

I don't usually use full ATX cases though so i can't recommend any in particular, especially not cheap ones.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:52, Reply)
Yeah, this is the problem I have.
You can even get five 3" drives in three 5" bays (vertically), but those boxes are 70 upwards for some reason that seems to be simple greed on the manufacturer's part - they contain no complex electronics.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:59, Reply)
morning

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 7:00, Reply)
How do Mr H?
Have a smashing day
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 7:20, Reply)
I should think so
You ok Spanish wombat?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 7:21, Reply)
Am alright thanks Mr H.
Back into the swing of things at work and just killed me a massive fucking moth.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 7:40, Reply)
is this a child noncing euphemism?

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 7:44, Reply)
It might be

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 8:39, Reply)
Have you no heart?

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:00, Reply)
I fucking hate moths.
Don't mind spiders or anything like that but moths fuck me right off
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:01, Reply)
Not sure that's cause to bring death upon them, just scoop em up and chuck em outside

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:09, Reply)
YOU DON'T KNOW MAN YOU WEREN'T THERE!

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:11, Reply)
morning Herr Morrible

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 7:44, Reply)
Again.

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 8:07, Reply)
mateno

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 8:10, Reply)
morgen

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 8:32, Reply)
Walking down the street, your morning routine is interrupted by a flash of black and white wings, settling down on the street in front of you is a largish blackbird with a few white spots -- a magpie!
Not wanting to ruin what could be a great day, you tip your hat and say, "Good morning Mr. Magpie. How is your lady wife today?" Congratulations - you've just warded off bad luck by saluting a magpie.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 8:34, Reply)
The Eurasian magpie has no spots, and is a member of the crow family, I have no idea what the fuck you are looking at.

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 8:58, Reply)
your mum

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:05, Reply)
morning

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 8:35, Reply)
guten morgen frau horrible

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 8:36, Reply)
stick it up yer bum

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 8:40, Reply)
morning

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 8:57, Reply)
Morning Mr H
sup?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 8:58, Reply)
Alright gloves
Early doors but what's on the agenda for the weekend?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:00, Reply)
yeah not bad ta, off to see proffessor elemental compare a night of caberet with a dinner. Somewhere in london, not sure where, the missus booked this one.
what about you?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:06, Reply)
Wedding. Last weekend a surprise 70th
This weekend a wedding. And they have been COMPLETE CUNTS and invited us to the DAYTIME as well as the evening party bit. What total wankers.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:08, Reply)
unlucky.
last weekend took the sprogg camping in the van to a private party. She bloody loved it, every time I turned my back she'd be right up in front of the speakers, which were complained about 6 miles away. haha. I was concerned for her tiny ears.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:12, Reply)
this sounds like child abuse to me...
...and i would know.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:15, Reply)
I told her not to stand there, she kept sneaking off, that's her own choice

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:20, Reply)
So loads of celeb pics from hacked phones just released on the net and yer all jibber-jabbering about I don't know what.

(, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 23:36, Reply)
is it yesterday still? been nothing on /b/ for that long, old news is old, like most of the pictures

(, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 23:39, Reply)
I figured some of you as homeless who check their porn every day or so at the public library so thought I'd just give a head's up.

(, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 23:41, Reply)
a day later? why the wait if you are so public spirited

(, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 23:53, Reply)
Just curious...
Do all brits lick balls like Jessica Brown Findlay?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 0:11, Reply)
I'd have no idea, my main issue is why wear an expensive suit shirt combination and not have a cracking tie, particularly if you are being interviewed on tv

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 0:19, Reply)
I guess there's no accounting for taste when it comes to fashion...
...or slurping taint.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 0:21, Reply)
Please describe how JBF kicks balls.
Does she have a particularly unique way of doing it? If not then probably most people lick balls like JBF as a statistical likelihood. If she does have a unique way of licking balls then it would appear unlikely that all Brits do lick balls like she does. Why do you ask? Are you some kind of moron?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 0:21, Reply)
I take it you haven't seen the leaked celeb stuff then.
NSFW: www.reddit.com/r/TheFappening/comments/2f44n0/new_celeb_leaked_pics_all_in_one_place/

*There's more than this and it gets taken down quickly but you can find it all with some quick hunting around on Reddit.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 0:24, Reply)
nobody cares, and that was yesterday

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 0:33, Reply)
Dolphin has been quiet since I posted the link.
I think he cares.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 0:38, Reply)
Nah
Was asleep.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 8:06, Reply)
with her foot

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 0:32, Reply)
Never heard of any of them, nor do I recognise any of them.
I suspect they all have the same publicist.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 0:31, Reply)
There's a long list of others that most would know.
4Chan is trying to get the OP to release them.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 0:39, Reply)
Don't know, don't care.
If it's really that important to you then I suggest that you fuck off back to 4chan.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 1:03, Reply)
Just making conversation.
And celebrity porn makes for good conversation.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 1:10, Reply)
I haven't seen it but I heard it's called "The Fappening" which i thought was quite lol

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 1:56, Reply)
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(, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 22:51, Reply)
No I won't.

(, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 22:53, Reply)
Erm...

(, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 22:53, Reply)
get bent
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I like this

(, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 22:58, Reply)
I'd rather just smoke a cigarette

(, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 23:03, Reply)
weren't you in the news recently?
something about the band Spafford being involved in distributing child pornography?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 23:08, Reply)
I'm fairly sure PACT coffee were involved

(, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 23:13, Reply)
they're all at it
sad times
(, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 23:13, Reply)
get fucked you shit bastard

(, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 23:08, Reply)
I'll thank you right now, you shitcunt

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 1:29, Reply)
I just got nominated to do the Ice Bucket Challenge
By my sister. She has displeased me.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 22:12, Reply)
you don't have to do it

(, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 22:22, Reply)
2 people nominated me, I told them to get fucked, I watched my father in law die of mnd, I give to the charity ever since, stupid pricks don't even know what it is

(, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 22:31, Reply)
I donated to an MND charity a couple of years ago, a sizeable sum, for me.
After a writer, Tony Judt, who described dying from the illness. I don't need to be cajoled by slebs into giving to worthy causes, as if that's the only way I could possibly part with my cash in the interests of human compassion. From what I understand, you only do the Ice Bucket Challenge as an alternative to donating, which is fucking stupid.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 22:38, Reply)
it really is a shit illness, but this ice bucket thing is poor

(, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 23:04, Reply)
You really REALLY don't have to do it

(, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 22:54, Reply)
You're onto something.
But I can't quite put my finger on it.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 22:56, Reply)

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