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The building across the road
is on fire. Proper on fucking fire, great big clouds of dark smoke billowing up.
I've never seen a proper fucking fire before, it's proper fucking impressive.
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Flapjack - Floats like a butterfly, bumbles like a bee, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:48,
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Language!
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered....., Tue 13 May 2008, 8:49,
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pictures or it never happened you giant hairy squid
what a lovely a/c
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Dangermouse [aka WebClam] ™ VW Passat 1998 for sale. Ask driver for details, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:49,
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This
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Damion was number 8, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:51,
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pictures! if you can
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moohalaa, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:50,
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this please
or live streaming video would be better
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Mrs. Sp@m iLADIES - BASH IN PROFILE!, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:51,
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also
www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0PDzeZA8j8&NR=1
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Mrs. Sp@m iLADIES - BASH IN PROFILE!, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:53,
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I've done that
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bogus official isn't it?, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:55,
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I'm sure there is a cam somewhere online
it's a very big technical university, they've got cams all over the place. I'm looking now.
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Flapjack - Floats like a butterfly, bumbles like a bee, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:54,
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He can
Everyone can. I bet at least 90% of the people here right now have a digital camera within a metre of themselves , including camera phones.
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Damion was number 8, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:51,
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my phone has no camera in it
but yes, my lovely
finepix a400 is on my desk
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Dangermouse [aka WebClam] ™ VW Passat 1998 for sale. Ask driver for details, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:54,
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Count me in the 10%.
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Flapjack - Floats like a butterfly, bumbles like a bee, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:54,
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Me too
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bogus official isn't it?, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:55,
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Are camera phones populer where you live?
I have heard that few young people have them in the states but most young people in eastern yurrup do
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Damion was number 8, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:56,
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It's no different to the UK, really
but I'm a curmudgeon who dislike mobiles, and I don't work in meeja.
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Flapjack - Floats like a butterfly, bumbles like a bee, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:02,
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AH ok thanks for solving my querie.(SP?).
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Damion was number 8, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:03,
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query.
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Flapjack - Floats like a butterfly, bumbles like a bee, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:05,
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Nah im straight.
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Damion was number 8, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:06,
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I have a 4mp camera on my phone
works really well. First camera I have had on a phone that I remember :(
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moohalaa, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:57,
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*INSERT LONDON CCTV STATISTIC*
*Makes a "CCTV Blind Spots of london map on the domain. www.LondonTherapistGuide.com *
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Miss Gonzo_broke Very happy with her REAL multipul orgazams, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:58,
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*looks ashamed*
Two here.
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MooCow_Byter is a rash and roving blade, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:01,
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I have 3 cameras on me
As I have 5MP phone , Webcam on the laptop and 10MP (supposedly) video cam in laptop bag.
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Damion was number 8, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:02,
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I've seen a couple of mill fires.
All the lanolin that had seeped into the floors over the years makes for impressive fuel in insurance scams.
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bogus official isn't it?, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:51,
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was it a pretty building?
or an ugly one?
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charleyface http://haylith.deviantart.com/, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:52,
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Hideous 60s concrete academia monolith type.
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Flapjack - Floats like a butterfly, bumbles like a bee, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:53,
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yay!
But I really hope no one is hurt.
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Damion was number 8, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:54,
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As an update
the flames are coming out of the windows on the seventh floor already. Only another six to climb.
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Flapjack - Floats like a butterfly, bumbles like a bee, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:03,
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Dammit FJ ,
cant even draw us a good picture?
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Damion was number 8, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:07,
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well then
go fire go!
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charleyface http://haylith.deviantart.com/, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:54,
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Go out smeared with shit and blood and dance around a bit then.
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bogus official isn't it?, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:54,
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You'll notice a five-minute pause
between posting the thread and my first reply.
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Flapjack - Floats like a butterfly, bumbles like a bee, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:55,
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Good work!
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bogus official isn't it?, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:56,
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The building over the road full of jobless burned last year.
I wasnt in the vicinity.
No.
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Mykeyboy Aberbash In Profile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:58,
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Is it spewing forth through the windows?
Spitting flames intermittently at the crowd of crazed onlookers?
As the bolts break and metal collides?
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GrandmaOfShoes I would hope for true love not a pair of handcuffs, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:05,
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Since you ask
yes.
But it's a university engineering building, so most of the people are milling around outside making calculations and academic predictions as to how long before the building collapses.
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Flapjack - Floats like a butterfly, bumbles like a bee, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:09,
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Go and piss on it.
DO YOUR BIT.
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Noit is the nation's second favourite four letter word., Tue 13 May 2008, 9:08,
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Mince.
Go on, mince for me.
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Mykeyboy Aberbash In Profile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:26,
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Shan't
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SuperMatt FWD: FWD: FWD: LOL FWD: LOL FWD: LOL, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:27,
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:(
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Mykeyboy Aberbash In Profile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:28,
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get out of the fucking way.
I'll show you how a real poof does it.
*clears throat*
*assumes stance*
*MINCES!*
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moohalaa, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:44,
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Pfft.
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Todd the Groincrusher Where's my fucking cement, you retards?, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:46,
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you massive gay
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Dangermouse [aka WebClam] ™ VW Passat 1998 for sale. Ask driver for details, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:49,
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www.90nz0.com/stuff/supermat.jpg
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Miss Gonzo_broke Very happy with her REAL multipul orgazams, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:55,
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pfffft
90nz00000000000000000000000!
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moohalaa, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:58,
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*puts beef in machine*
*turns handle*
*out pops mince*
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Mrs. Sp@m iLADIES - BASH IN PROFILE!, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:27,
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*puts hand in beef*
Profit!
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bogus official isn't it?, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:36,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjABBPVUjXo
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Flapjack - Floats like a butterfly, bumbles like a bee, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:28,
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I think I'm fully justified in saying
?
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bogus official isn't it?, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:37,
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I think you are.
But it makes you want to touch yourself.
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Flapjack - Floats like a butterfly, bumbles like a bee, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:38,
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To be honest
I'm quite the accomplished wanker. I can find inspiration in most things.
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bogus official isn't it?, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:40,
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www.b3ta.com/talk/4902794
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Flapjack - Floats like a butterfly, bumbles like a bee, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:40,
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This stuff writes itself
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bogus official isn't it?, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:43,
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that is fucking AWESOME
WOW
.
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Dangermouse [aka WebClam] ™ VW Passat 1998 for sale. Ask driver for details, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:41,
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*hurls cow into woodchipper*
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Dangermouse [aka WebClam] ™ VW Passat 1998 for sale. Ask driver for details, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:29,
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*scoops up scarlet froth and grindings*
*mixes with glue and flour*
ta daa!
Mcdonalds burgers!
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moohalaa, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:46,
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Gazza said there's only BEEF in McDonald's burgers
He wouldn't lie to us, would he?
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered....., Tue 13 May 2008, 8:46,
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You could shred up tongue, fat, rump, hooves and cock
and it would still be 'beef'
...I think
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moohalaa, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:47,
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Mmm. Eyeball patty
NYOM
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered....., Tue 13 May 2008, 8:48,
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eyeball party?
I think I need to clean my screen
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Dangermouse [aka WebClam] ™ VW Passat 1998 for sale. Ask driver for details, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:55,
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No, U
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered....., Tue 13 May 2008, 8:29,
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Stop, in the name of love, before you break my heart.
Think it Oooo ooo verrrr.
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Miss Gonzo_broke Very happy with her REAL multipul orgazams, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:38,
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I fell over
cut my hands and knee :(
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rosalicious oh snap, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:41,
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It's your own fault
for being a criminal in a former life.
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Flapjack - Floats like a butterfly, bumbles like a bee, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:47,
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LOL.
Carpet burns.
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rosalicious oh snap, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:57,
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*supplies 1st aid*
how did you manage that?
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Dangermouse [aka WebClam] ™ VW Passat 1998 for sale. Ask driver for details, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:47,
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Spacking in the car park.
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rosalicious oh snap, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:56,
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*hugs better*
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Dangermouse [aka WebClam] ™ VW Passat 1998 for sale. Ask driver for details, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:59,
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Fankoo
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rosalicious oh snap, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:01,
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Haha, gutted.
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Miss Gonzo_broke Very happy with her REAL multipul orgazams, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:55,
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Oh you cunt.
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rosalicious oh snap, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:56,
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Before I left cyprus, I copied someone else's music collection, it's doubled mine now.
There is some utter shit on here, but there is some right crackers.
I'm loving a bit of the Black Eye'd Peas at the moment.
How do I do the random burn thing?
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Miss Gonzo_broke Very happy with her REAL multipul orgazams, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:25,
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I HATE SHIT POSTS LIKE THIS.
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baldmonkey SEE MY WEBSITE - "dear baldmonkey" will solve you, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:25,
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Yes Gonzo
I have left for work
That's normally what happens when I leave the flat :P
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SuperMatt FWD: FWD: FWD: LOL FWD: LOL FWD: LOL, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:26,
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Oh crap
I do hope you listen to your music with headphones on!
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SuperMatt FWD: FWD: FWD: LOL FWD: LOL FWD: LOL, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:27,
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What's your stance on Diana Ross & The Suppreams?
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Miss Gonzo_broke Very happy with her REAL multipul orgazams, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:29,
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:(
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SuperMatt FWD: FWD: FWD: LOL FWD: LOL FWD: LOL, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:29,
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I wasn't sure if you wanted the toilet or the front door.
LOL I SAW U TOPLESS.
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Miss Gonzo_broke Very happy with her REAL multipul orgazams, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:27,
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Well I did say bye
I thought it was obvious I wanted a shit
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SuperMatt FWD: FWD: FWD: LOL FWD: LOL FWD: LOL, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:28,
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I recone we should have daily meetings at the cafe next door before you go off to work.
Basicly so I have something to do in the morning.
I might go for a swim once I sort out my phone calls.
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Miss Gonzo_broke Very happy with her REAL multipul orgazams, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:30,
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I leave at 7.30
there's no fucking way I'm getting up any earlier just to go to the cafe with you.
Work time now. Bye.
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SuperMatt FWD: FWD: FWD: LOL FWD: LOL FWD: LOL, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:31,
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DOMESTIC
Fight Fight Fight!
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered....., Tue 13 May 2008, 8:32,
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Good to see that you boys are getting along well.
Ooh work time for me too. See you all at lunchtime :(
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Psycho Eyes loves the sunshine, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:34,
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Haha, have a good day, dont' let the big boys pick on you
=)
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Miss Gonzo_broke Very happy with her REAL multipul orgazams, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:37,
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I must, must, must package my CDs later
I will have them in the post tomorrow.
I'm loving
Rogue Traders - Voodoo Child at the moment.
*dashes off*
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Fluzzy will cwtch for 11p, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:27,
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The Random Burn has finished.
Try again next year.
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Todd the Groincrusher Where's my fucking cement, you retards?, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:41,
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I've got the list of people to send the m too, I just haven't done it yet, as i've been out the country.
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Miss Gonzo_broke Very happy with her REAL multipul orgazams, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:46,
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I'm removing the entire content of this post out of shame.
Sorry.
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baldmonkey SEE MY WEBSITE - "dear baldmonkey" will solve you, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:08,
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You're shit.
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MooCow_Byter is a rash and roving blade, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:08,
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I am shit.
Yes.
I might actually delete a post.
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baldmonkey SEE MY WEBSITE - "dear baldmonkey" will solve you, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:12,
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I'm watching you :P
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Fluzzy will cwtch for 11p, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:13,
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I totally called you on it.
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MooCow_Byter is a rash and roving blade, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:13,
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If anyone else had posted something that shit, I'd be swearing nastily at them.
I am such a hypocrite.
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baldmonkey SEE MY WEBSITE - "dear baldmonkey" will solve you, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:14,
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I've got it bookmarked now
You can run but you can't hide.
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Flapjack - Floats like a butterfly, bumbles like a bee, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:17,
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I think you should link it again so we can all revel in it's shitness.
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Mrs. Sp@m iLADIES - BASH IN PROFILE!, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:27,
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Never mind.
You do come up with the occasional stroke of brilliance that makes putting up with all the rubbish nearly worth it.
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MooCow_Byter is a rash and roving blade, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:18,
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That could almost be a description of b3ta.
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MooCow_Byter is a rash and roving blade, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:18,
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Careful now
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered....., Tue 13 May 2008, 8:13,
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Down with that sorta thing!
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Fluzzy will cwtch for 11p, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:17,
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YES!
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered....., Tue 13 May 2008, 8:17,
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What is this?
What are you?
Where is baldmonkey?
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Flapjack - Floats like a butterfly, bumbles like a bee, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:16,
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I just saw well's popular page cartoon.
Can we all pretend I posted that instead?
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baldmonkey SEE MY WEBSITE - "dear baldmonkey" will solve you, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:18,
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God.
Apparently even I'm on the popular page these days.
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MooCow_Byter is a rash and roving blade, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:19,
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Also, Gonzo's friend John's chat up line is awesome.
I'm going to try it some time.
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MooCow_Byter is a rash and roving blade, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:21,
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points:
1) what line? tell all, NOW
2) please link the Well's cartoon please
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Dangermouse [aka WebClam] ™ VW Passat 1998 for sale. Ask driver for details, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:28,
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Here:
www.b3ta.com/talk/4891155And here:
www.b3ta.com/talk/4902782
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MooCow_Byter is a rash and roving blade, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:31,
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thanks sah.
I remember the "line" - it's bollocks, it's one of the olded "jokes" ever
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Dangermouse [aka WebClam] ™ VW Passat 1998 for sale. Ask driver for details, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:36,
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I don't think I'll actually do it.
Sounds like the kind of thing that can get you on the sex offenders' register.
Again.
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MooCow_Byter is a rash and roving blade, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:49,
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That is a thing of great beauty
you must be some sort of genius.
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Flapjack - Floats like a butterfly, bumbles like a bee, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:21,
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It's from that /b/ place.
There are a couple of others that look like they're drawn by the same person.
Give me a minute and I'll find them.
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MooCow_Byter is a rash and roving blade, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:22,
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haha
volleyball = b3ta
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Flapjack - Floats like a butterfly, bumbles like a bee, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:33,
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Hahahahahahahahah
AWSOME
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Miss Gonzo_broke Very happy with her REAL multipul orgazams, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:46,
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I can't see the video
is she hot?
does she show her tits?
is it worth me marking it and looking from home?
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Dangermouse [aka WebClam] ™ VW Passat 1998 for sale. Ask driver for details, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:18,
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No.
Let's all just forget this ever happened.
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baldmonkey SEE MY WEBSITE - "dear baldmonkey" will solve you, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:19,
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They're even smaller than mine
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Fluzzy will cwtch for 11p, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:21,
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It's quality, dear Fluzzy,
not quantity.
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Flapjack - Floats like a butterfly, bumbles like a bee, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:22,
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5 pregnancies and a total of 19 months breastfeeding
'nuff said. :)
I'm learning to love them though. :)
Morning lovely.
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Fluzzy will cwtch for 11p, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:24,
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You need a titjob.
I can help. I am practically a plastic surgeon.
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baldmonkey SEE MY WEBSITE - "dear baldmonkey" will solve you, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:25,
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I like the way you make Banana milkshake out of one, and strawberry out of the other.
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Miss Gonzo_broke Very happy with her REAL multipul orgazams, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:26,
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I'm sure they're the eighth and ninth wonders of the natural world
Good morning!
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Flapjack - Floats like a butterfly, bumbles like a bee, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:26,
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but yours are lovely, aren't they?
I want more tea. brb.
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Dangermouse [aka WebClam] ™ VW Passat 1998 for sale. Ask driver for details, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:23,
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See above :)
Have nice tea, I need to go take the children to school. They are being all giggly and silly having discovered lolcats for the first time today.
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Fluzzy will cwtch for 11p, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:25,
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FUCKING HELL I JUST SAW GONZO IN HIS PANTS
*stabs forks into eyes*
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SuperMatt FWD: FWD: FWD: LOL FWD: LOL FWD: LOL, Tue 13 May 2008, 7:27,
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WOW!
A weird, slightly creepy guy in his pants
How rare
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Hankster Indeed, Tue 13 May 2008, 7:29,
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No need to boast.
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered....., Tue 13 May 2008, 7:29,
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baby blue thomas the tank engine y-fronts but with suspiscious bleached patches?
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glued eel, Tue 13 May 2008, 7:31,
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I know!
we're wearing the same undies!
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SuperMatt FWD: FWD: FWD: LOL FWD: LOL FWD: LOL, Tue 13 May 2008, 7:34,
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At the same time?
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered....., Tue 13 May 2008, 7:34,
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their carriages were coupled
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glued eel, Tue 13 May 2008, 7:38,
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Where as I got my mummy to buy them for me, you got them as a token of your last sexual encounter.
HAVE YOU GONE TO WORK YET? I CAN'T TELL !
I'VE FINISHED THAT BANGING HUGE SHIT THOUGH.
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Miss Gonzo_broke Very happy with her REAL multipul orgazams, Tue 13 May 2008, 7:46,
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Well, I just saw
THIS!For those who missed it yesterday, it's what you'd be referring to if you said YOUR MUM to Wayne Rooney :(
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Kersal Missive http://www.b3ta.com/talk/4845461, Tue 13 May 2008, 7:58,
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Hahaha.
That's awesome.
I'd also say he's well on the way to achieving his job ambitions.
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MooCow_Byter is a rash and roving blade, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:07,
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bless
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.rigby ., Tue 13 May 2008, 8:21,
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More ning!
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Mykeyboy Aberbash In Profile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Tue 13 May 2008, 6:15,
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hello.
everyone else is sleeping.
or wanking.
or sleep-wanking.
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charleyface http://haylith.deviantart.com/, Tue 13 May 2008, 6:23,
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Then they LOSE
What's your excuse for being up so early then?
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Mykeyboy Aberbash In Profile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Tue 13 May 2008, 6:29,
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time zones
it's only 1:30 am
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charleyface http://haylith.deviantart.com/, Tue 13 May 2008, 6:29,
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Are you some flavour of foreign?
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Mykeyboy Aberbash In Profile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Tue 13 May 2008, 6:32,
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yes
but only to foreigners.
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charleyface http://haylith.deviantart.com/, Tue 13 May 2008, 6:35,
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Its too early for your confusing foreign ways:(
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Mykeyboy Aberbash In Profile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Tue 13 May 2008, 6:37,
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no, its too late
:)
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charleyface http://haylith.deviantart.com/, Tue 13 May 2008, 6:40,
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*head asplodes*
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Mykeyboy Aberbash In Profile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Tue 13 May 2008, 6:54,
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*grabs a mop*
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charleyface http://haylith.deviantart.com/, Tue 13 May 2008, 6:59,
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ay up the scots.
I've an exam in 3 hours
THEN I AM FINISHED and I cannot wait I can tell you.
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Nostrebor cant spell., Tue 13 May 2008, 6:31,
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I have work in less than that
Another day of battling buyers and contracts
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