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This is a normal post The building across the road
is on fire. Proper on fucking fire, great big clouds of dark smoke billowing up.

I've never seen a proper fucking fire before, it's proper fucking impressive.
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Language!

(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:49, Reply)
This is a normal post pictures or it never happened you giant hairy squid


what a lovely a/c
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:49, Reply)
This is a normal post This

(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:51, Reply)
This is a normal post pictures! if you can

(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:50, Reply)
This is a normal post this please
or live streaming video would be better
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:51, Reply)
This is a normal post also
www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0PDzeZA8j8&NR=1
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I've done that

(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure there is a cam somewhere online
it's a very big technical university, they've got cams all over the place. I'm looking now.
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:54, Reply)
This is a normal post He can
Everyone can. I bet at least 90% of the people here right now have a digital camera within a metre of themselves , including camera phones.
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:51, Reply)
This is a normal post my phone has no camera in it
but yes, my lovely finepix a400 is on my desk
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Count me in the 10%.

(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too

(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Are camera phones populer where you live?
I have heard that few young people have them in the states but most young people in eastern yurrup do
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:56, Reply)
This is a normal post It's no different to the UK, really
but I'm a curmudgeon who dislike mobiles, and I don't work in meeja.
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:02, Reply)
This is a normal post AH ok thanks for solving my querie.(SP?).

(, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:03, Reply)
This is a normal post query.

(, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah im straight.

(, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I have a 4mp camera on my phone
works really well. First camera I have had on a phone that I remember :(
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:57, Reply)
This is a normal post *INSERT LONDON CCTV STATISTIC*



*Makes a "CCTV Blind Spots of london map on the domain. www.LondonTherapistGuide.com *
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:58, Reply)
This is a normal post *looks ashamed*
Two here.
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I have 3 cameras on me
As I have 5MP phone , Webcam on the laptop and 10MP (supposedly) video cam in laptop bag.
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen a couple of mill fires.
All the lanolin that had seeped into the floors over the years makes for impressive fuel in insurance scams.
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:51, Reply)
This is a normal post was it a pretty building?
or an ugly one?
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Hideous 60s concrete academia monolith type.

(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:53, Reply)
This is a normal post yay!
But I really hope no one is hurt.
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:54, Reply)
This is a normal post As an update
the flames are coming out of the windows on the seventh floor already. Only another six to climb.
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Dammit FJ ,
cant even draw us a good picture?
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:07, Reply)
This is a normal post well then
go fire go!
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Go out smeared with shit and blood and dance around a bit then.

(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:54, Reply)
This is a normal post You'll notice a five-minute pause
between posting the thread and my first reply.
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Good work!

(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:56, Reply)
This is a normal post The building over the road full of jobless burned last year.
I wasnt in the vicinity.

No.
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it spewing forth through the windows?
Spitting flames intermittently at the crowd of crazed onlookers?
As the bolts break and metal collides?
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Since you ask
yes.

But it's a university engineering building, so most of the people are milling around outside making calculations and academic predictions as to how long before the building collapses.
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Go and piss on it.
DO YOUR BIT.
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Mince.
Go on, mince for me.
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Shan't

(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:27, Reply)
This is a normal post :(

(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:28, Reply)
This is a normal post get out of the fucking way.
I'll show you how a real poof does it.

*clears throat*

*assumes stance*


*MINCES!*
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft.

(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:46, Reply)
This is a normal post you massive gay

(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:49, Reply)
This is a normal post
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=gqtrqaSB1iQ
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:50, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.90nz0.com/stuff/supermat.jpg
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:55, Reply)
This is a normal post pfffft
90nz00000000000000000000000!
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:58, Reply)
This is a normal post *puts beef in machine*
*turns handle*
*out pops mince*
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:27, Reply)
This is a normal post *puts hand in beef*
Profit!
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:36, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjABBPVUjXo
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I think I'm fully justified in saying
?
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you are.
But it makes you want to touch yourself.
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:38, Reply)
This is a normal post To be honest
I'm quite the accomplished wanker. I can find inspiration in most things.
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:40, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.b3ta.com/talk/4902794
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:40, Reply)
This is a normal post This stuff writes itself

(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:43, Reply)
This is a normal post that is fucking AWESOME


WOW

.
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:41, Reply)
This is a normal post *hurls cow into woodchipper*

(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:29, Reply)
This is a normal post *scoops up scarlet froth and grindings*
*mixes with glue and flour*

ta daa!
Mcdonalds burgers!
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Gazza said there's only BEEF in McDonald's burgers
He wouldn't lie to us, would he?
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:46, Reply)
This is a normal post You could shred up tongue, fat, rump, hooves and cock
and it would still be 'beef'

...I think
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Mmm. Eyeball patty
NYOM
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:48, Reply)
This is a normal post eyeball party?
I think I need to clean my screen
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:55, Reply)
This is a normal post No, U

(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Stop, in the name of love, before you break my heart.
Think it Oooo ooo verrrr.
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I fell over
cut my hands and knee :(
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:41, Reply)
This is a normal post It's your own fault
for being a criminal in a former life.
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:47, Reply)
This is a normal post LOL.
Carpet burns.
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:57, Reply)
This is a normal post *supplies 1st aid*
how did you manage that?
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Spacking in the car park.

(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:56, Reply)
This is a normal post *hugs better*

(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Fankoo

(, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, gutted.

(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh you cunt.

(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Before I left cyprus, I copied someone else's music collection, it's doubled mine now.
There is some utter shit on here, but there is some right crackers.

I'm loving a bit of the Black Eye'd Peas at the moment.

How do I do the random burn thing?
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I HATE SHIT POSTS LIKE THIS.

(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes Gonzo
I have left for work
That's normally what happens when I leave the flat :P
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh crap
I do hope you listen to your music with headphones on!
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:27, Reply)
This is a normal post What's your stance on Diana Ross & The Suppreams?

(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:29, Reply)
This is a normal post :(

(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I wasn't sure if you wanted the toilet or the front door.
LOL I SAW U TOPLESS.
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I did say bye
I thought it was obvious I wanted a shit
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I recone we should have daily meetings at the cafe next door before you go off to work.
Basicly so I have something to do in the morning.

I might go for a swim once I sort out my phone calls.
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I leave at 7.30
there's no fucking way I'm getting up any earlier just to go to the cafe with you.

Work time now. Bye.
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:31, Reply)
This is a normal post DOMESTIC
Fight Fight Fight!
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Good to see that you boys are getting along well.
Ooh work time for me too. See you all at lunchtime :(
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, have a good day, dont' let the big boys pick on you
=)
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I must, must, must package my CDs later
I will have them in the post tomorrow.

I'm loving Rogue Traders - Voodoo Child at the moment.

*dashes off*
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:27, Reply)
This is a normal post The Random Burn has finished.
Try again next year.
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I've got the list of people to send the m too, I just haven't done it yet, as i've been out the country.

(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm removing the entire content of this post out of shame.
Sorry.
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:08, Reply)
This is a normal post You're shit.

(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I am shit.
Yes.
I might actually delete a post.
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm watching you :P

(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I totally called you on it.

(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:13, Reply)
This is a normal post If anyone else had posted something that shit, I'd be swearing nastily at them.
I am such a hypocrite.
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I've got it bookmarked now
You can run but you can't hide.
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you should link it again so we can all revel in it's shitness.

(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Never mind.
You do come up with the occasional stroke of brilliance that makes putting up with all the rubbish nearly worth it.
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:18, Reply)
This is a normal post That could almost be a description of b3ta.

(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Careful now

(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Down with that sorta thing!

(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:17, Reply)
This is a normal post YES!

(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:17, Reply)
This is a normal post What is this?
What are you?
Where is baldmonkey?
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I just saw well's popular page cartoon.
Can we all pretend I posted that instead?
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:18, Reply)
This is a normal post God.
Apparently even I'm on the popular page these days.
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Also, Gonzo's friend John's chat up line is awesome.
I'm going to try it some time.
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:21, Reply)
This is a normal post points:
1) what line? tell all, NOW

2) please link the Well's cartoon please
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
Here: www.b3ta.com/talk/4891155

And here: www.b3ta.com/talk/4902782
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:31, Reply)
This is a normal post thanks sah.
I remember the "line" - it's bollocks, it's one of the olded "jokes" ever
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think I'll actually do it.
Sounds like the kind of thing that can get you on the sex offenders' register.

Again.
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:49, Reply)
This is a normal post That is a thing of great beauty
you must be some sort of genius.
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:21, Reply)
This is a normal post It's from that /b/ place.
There are a couple of others that look like they're drawn by the same person.

Give me a minute and I'll find them.
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Actually, here's a whole load of them:
www.globalhumbug.com/hosted/beowulf.png
www.globalhumbug.com/hosted/hail%20gods%20of%20war.jpg
www.globalhumbug.com/hosted/sniper.jpg
www.globalhumbug.com/hosted/tank%20mode.jpg
www.globalhumbug.com/hosted/volleyball.gif
www.globalhumbug.com/hosted/bears.jpg
www.globalhumbug.com/hosted/cheese%20aids.gif
www.globalhumbug.com/hosted/moby%20dick.png

Includes previously posted ones for completeness.
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:29, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
volleyball = b3ta
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahahahahahah
AWSOME
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't see the video
is she hot?
does she show her tits?

is it worth me marking it and looking from home?
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:18, Reply)
This is a normal post No.
Let's all just forget this ever happened.
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:19, Reply)
This is a normal post They're even smaller than mine

(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:21, Reply)
This is a normal post It's quality, dear Fluzzy,
not quantity.
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:22, Reply)
This is a normal post 5 pregnancies and a total of 19 months breastfeeding
'nuff said. :)

I'm learning to love them though. :)

Morning lovely.
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:24, Reply)
This is a normal post You need a titjob.
I can help. I am practically a plastic surgeon.
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the way you make Banana milkshake out of one, and strawberry out of the other.

(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure they're the eighth and ninth wonders of the natural world
Good morning!
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:26, Reply)
This is a normal post but yours are lovely, aren't they?


I want more tea. brb.
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:23, Reply)
This is a normal post See above :)
Have nice tea, I need to go take the children to school. They are being all giggly and silly having discovered lolcats for the first time today.
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:25, Reply)
This is a normal post FUCKING HELL I JUST SAW GONZO IN HIS PANTS
*stabs forks into eyes*
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 7:27, Reply)
This is a normal post WOW!
A weird, slightly creepy guy in his pants

How rare
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 7:29, Reply)
This is a normal post No need to boast.

(, Tue 13 May 2008, 7:29, Reply)
This is a normal post baby blue thomas the tank engine y-fronts but with suspiscious bleached patches?

(, Tue 13 May 2008, 7:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I know!
we're wearing the same undies!
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 7:34, Reply)
This is a normal post At the same time?

(, Tue 13 May 2008, 7:34, Reply)
This is a normal post their carriages were coupled

(, Tue 13 May 2008, 7:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Where as I got my mummy to buy them for me, you got them as a token of your last sexual encounter.
HAVE YOU GONE TO WORK YET? I CAN'T TELL !

I'VE FINISHED THAT BANGING HUGE SHIT THOUGH.
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 7:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, I just saw
THIS!

For those who missed it yesterday, it's what you'd be referring to if you said YOUR MUM to Wayne Rooney :(
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 7:58, Reply)
This is a normal post you and him should try this
www.money.co.uk/article/1000390-13-year-old-steals-dads-credit-card-to-buy-hookers.htm
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha.
That's awesome.

I'd also say he's well on the way to achieving his job ambitions.
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:07, Reply)
This is a normal post bless

(, Tue 13 May 2008, 8:21, Reply)
This is a normal post More ning!

(, Tue 13 May 2008, 6:15, Reply)
This is a normal post hello.
everyone else is sleeping.

or wanking.

or sleep-wanking.
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 6:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Then they LOSE
What's your excuse for being up so early then?
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 6:29, Reply)
This is a normal post time zones
it's only 1:30 am
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 6:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you some flavour of foreign?

(, Tue 13 May 2008, 6:32, Reply)
This is a normal post yes
but only to foreigners.
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 6:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Its too early for your confusing foreign ways:(

(, Tue 13 May 2008, 6:37, Reply)
This is a normal post no, its too late
:)
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 6:40, Reply)
This is a normal post *head asplodes*

(, Tue 13 May 2008, 6:54, Reply)
This is a normal post *grabs a mop*

(, Tue 13 May 2008, 6:59, Reply)
This is a normal post ay up the scots.
I've an exam in 3 hours
THEN I AM FINISHED and I cannot wait I can tell you.
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 6:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I have work in less than that
Another day of battling buyers and contracts
(