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This is a reminder for brb:
Don't forget to tell us to remember to put our bins out

HTH

Mupps x
(, Sun 19 Apr 2015, 10:22, Reply)
Right what is wrong with KP? Surely they realise the amount of chocolate they put in a Choc Dip
Is simply not enough for the amount of biscuit sticks they put in the pack. Absolute chaffinches
(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 23:50, Reply)
They must be nuts.

(, Sun 19 Apr 2015, 0:33, Reply)
ooh - that was a bit dry! op consider yourself roasted!

(, Sun 19 Apr 2015, 0:35, Reply)
I found the humour kinda dry

(, Sun 19 Apr 2015, 1:03, Reply)
how perceptive of you
well done. shows you can take the heat.
(, Sun 19 Apr 2015, 1:04, Reply)
i'm not having a go - please don't feel a
salted
(, Sun 19 Apr 2015, 1:27, Reply)
in

(, Sun 19 Apr 2015, 1:38, Reply)
and am oot
and a shake it all a boot!
(, Sun 19 Apr 2015, 2:24, Reply)
You forgot your left leg your pedofile

(, Sun 19 Apr 2015, 2:45, Reply)
wut?

(, Sun 19 Apr 2015, 3:10, Reply)
It's a common psychological defence mechanism, in this case to cover up his being a nonce.
Projection

Projection is the misattribution of a person’s undesired thoughts, feelings or impulses onto another person who does not have those thoughts, feelings or impulses. Projection is used especially when the thoughts are considered unacceptable for the person to express, or they feel completely ill at ease with having them. For example, a spouse may be angry at their significant other for not listening, when in fact it is the angry spouse who does not listen. Projection is often the result of a lack of insight and acknowledgement of one’s own motivations and feelings.

from: psychcentral.com/lib/15-common-defense-mechanisms/0001251
(, Sun 19 Apr 2015, 10:25, Reply)
^ going through their backpacks before burning all the evidence

(, Sun 19 Apr 2015, 0:56, Reply)
Yeah what he said cos it was brilliant

(, Sun 19 Apr 2015, 1:03, Reply)
things can only get b3ta
b3ta the devil you know
nobody does it b3ta
(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 22:22, Reply)
Music sounds b3ta with you
b3ta off alone
ain't nobody b3ta
it's b3ta to travel
(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 22:29, Reply)
getting b3ta all the time

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 22:33, Reply)
eye know eye love you b3ta

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 22:38, Reply)
Simply the best (b3ta than all the rest)

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 22:40, Reply)
b3ta, the devil and the deep blue sea

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 22:47, Reply)
the b3ta goes on

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 22:49, Reply)
I can't believe it's not b3ta

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 22:51, Reply)
Cause it's a b3tasweet symphony

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 23:01, Reply)
Mario b3tatelli

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 23:07, Reply)
B3ta by the dozen

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 23:07, Reply)
Michael Jackson
Just b3ta-it
(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 23:08, Reply)
b33ts by dre

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 23:09, Reply)
B3tasie boys

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 23:11, Reply)
Another one b3tas the dust

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 23:20, Reply)
Yeah fuck off

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 23:21, Reply)
No you fuck off

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 23:21, Reply)
Alright then

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 23:21, Reply)
Cunt

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 23:21, Reply)
The b3ta things in life are free

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 23:22, Reply)
I SAID FUCK OFF

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 23:22, Reply)
+nonce

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 23:27, Reply)
I am clicking I like this

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 23:33, Reply)
b3ta dead than smeg

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 23:36, Reply)
When I was off last week I downloaded every episode of RD I forgot how brilliant the early episodes were

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 23:41, Reply)
build me up b3ta cup

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 23:40, Reply)
Nice

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 23:47, Reply)
get b3tan
.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 23:57, Reply)
A year ago I bought some used cabinets online. They came from Kodak's Warsaw office.
Today I bought a used desk from somewhere else. When I got them home it turned out they were also from Kodak HQ.

What's been a mediocre coincidence in your life?
(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 18:33, Reply)
It appears that after I stole some office furniture from Kodak HQ
The same numpty bought them.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 19:14, Reply)
It also turns out I am drinking the same shit lager as planearm

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 19:15, Reply)
Stella is lovely but it's very gassy :(

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 19:37, Reply)
I had about 5 cans of the 4% and now I am on Tyskie much nicer

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 20:02, Reply)
I'm on the coffee now :(

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 20:31, Reply)
You fucking lightweight

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 21:09, Reply)
dubonnet here

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 20:39, Reply)
Dunno what that is soz
Cheapo stuff here I am a povvo
(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 21:09, Reply)
it's a fortified wine with herbs and spices apparently
the Queen drinks it with gin whilst beating off plebs
(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 21:14, Reply)
You fucking retard

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 22:04, Reply)
I think that was a little uncalled for you pleb

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 22:10, Reply)
I read that as 'greasy' and i felt a bit sick

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 21:14, Reply)
You would

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 23:41, Reply)
i put two different socks on but later...
...i noticed they matched
(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 20:38, Reply)
alright sock

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 20:46, Reply)
aye no bad ta, yourself?

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 20:49, Reply)
smashing ta

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 21:14, Reply)
what's occurring in the turd household?

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 21:18, Reply)
There was a barbecue and now there is beer
beerbecue

what's going on?
(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 21:33, Reply)
sounds good
here wine turned into dubonnet and now sleepy hollow's on the tv, livin' the dream!
(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 21:38, Reply)
sweet as

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 21:55, Reply)
hahahaha yeah

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 22:10, Reply)
This place is dead on its arse

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 16:53, Reply)
it would be if you stopped posting

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 17:17, Reply)
hey manolith - got any vegetable jokes?
If you do, lettuce know.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 17:36, Reply)
Sorry, I'm watching Inbetweeners 2
and waiting for spag bol while downing lots of stella.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 17:56, Reply)
I too am drinking Stella...
Coincidence?
(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 19:15, Reply)
sorry i haven't done any good poos lately

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 20:06, Reply)
That's the arse cancer that

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 21:10, Reply)
Saturday morning.
I really ought to be getting up.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 7:14, Reply)
lazy git, Ive already got up and got my rods out

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 7:37, Reply)
"rod"
Fnar!
(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 9:38, Reply)
it's my first day back at work after 6 weeks off:(

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 7:44, Reply)
cool

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 8:50, Reply)
You have inspired me to not get my backside out of the sack.
You're a role model for so many.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 8:52, Reply)
Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 9:39, Reply)
Sometimes, in the small hours of the morning.

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 9:49, Reply)
FA cup semi final weekend as well.
Come on READING!
(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 12:23, Reply)
Aye, fucking stonking too
Might have to get a few beers and go mong out in the cuntryside
(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 12:45, Reply)
Fuck it, barbecue

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 13:15, Reply)
considering this myself but the missus says we have to invite family...easy way to ruin a lovely saturday afternoon that

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 13:16, Reply)
Just have a stealth one
under the bed
(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 13:33, Reply)
morning monster munch

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 16:27, Reply)
Can anyone recommend a good cauliflower?

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 19:10, Reply)
What? No

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 19:22, Reply)
BROADSWORD!!!!

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 20:04, Reply)
alright planearm
anything good on telly tonight?
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 20:10, Reply)
Warwick Davis on ITV right now

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 20:12, Reply)
soz don't do ITV

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 20:12, Reply)
How are you anyway?

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 20:14, Reply)
Err ok I spose, yourself?

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 20:25, Reply)
I'm ok as long as I keep taking the medication ;)

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 20:51, Reply)
What's the medication for? Are you seriously ill?

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 20:52, Reply)
I'm addicted to watching tv :/

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 20:53, Reply)
We've known that for years
good you're being treated tho
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 20:54, Reply)
fun cauliflower fact:
Despite its association with hearty winter fare, the cauliflower is actually in season during the summer!

This cut-out-and-keep tip was brought to you by caulifacts.co.uk
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 19:29, Reply)
Cauliflower is a cruciferous vegetable. It is called this because the flowers have four petals and resemble a Greek cross!

same source
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 19:35, Reply)
those caulifacts niggaz know the real underground shit

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 19:39, Reply)
*cauliFIVES*

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 19:39, Reply)
ez Chris me old mucker

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 19:55, Reply)
alright richyplops
hows ting?
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 19:57, Reply)
All good in da hood matey

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 19:59, Reply)
Dj'ing this eve?

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 20:01, Reply)
Nah mate, Thurs and Sats
I'll tag you in show ads if you like
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 20:13, Reply)
Yeah cool
I'm back in UK now by the way, in case you fancy a repeat of the dj'ing but too drunk to dj eve
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 20:21, Reply)
Yeah it'd be good to catch up mate.
That night was a right laugh.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 20:26, Reply)
I remember fuck all after going to the local for a pre show pint

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 20:32, Reply)
haha yeah maybe we best not do that next time.

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 20:37, Reply)
whereabouts in the uk????

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 20:52, Reply)
Why? Fancy a shag?

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 20:54, Reply)
If you insist...
*drops panties*
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 20:56, Reply)
I'll be honest, I've never been less aroused
no offense
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 20:57, Reply)
no offence taken

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 21:08, Reply)
Hang on, now I'm aroused
lets fuck
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 21:24, Reply)
fewer

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 21:26, Reply)
The one I saw in Tesco the other week looked alright.
alright?
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 19:54, Reply)
alright

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 21:05, Reply)
ur mum's face mush

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 20:00, Reply)
A white one.
Those green ones are freaky.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 21:00, Reply)
purple ones

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 21:05, Reply)
alright turdy

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 21:06, Reply)
hey broady
what's going on this friday?
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 21:24, Reply)

going on shaking
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 21:31, Reply)
my tits mainly

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 22:01, Reply)
phwooar
pics?
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 22:29, Reply)
Seeing as it's you
https://strongdukes.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/fat-guy-speedo.jpg
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 22:40, Reply)
romanesco looks far more interesting than it tastes

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 21:08, Reply)
fuck the lot of you, i'm going home

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:06, Reply)
i'm gonna go up the pub i think

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:07, Reply)
i've been there since 2

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:13, Reply)
nobody in my local at that sort of time, i'd be cunted by the time my mates arrived

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:19, Reply)
Lightweight.

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:22, Reply)
i do struggle to sink more than 10 pints these days, any more than that and i have to get on the sniff

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:26, Reply)
Anything in excess of a half dozen is liable to put me to sleep, these days.

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:38, Reply)
i can't handle the hangovers anymore either, i don't bounce back like i used to

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:40, Reply)
yeah, i wouldn't normally but we packed in work at 1.30
and it's someone's birthday
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 18:07, Reply)
Don't stop believin'

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 17:04, Reply)
I have been home all day.
Work got told to do its rip today, I sunbathed and listened to music. Take that WORK
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 17:31, Reply)
dolol

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 17:38, Reply)
4/7 this week
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-32334795
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 12:48, Reply)
omg me too!
let's make out
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 12:51, Reply)
oh, yeah ok, i guess so

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 12:55, Reply)
Fuck-all news in the news quiz this week
3/7
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 12:52, Reply)
why don't you make your own quiz then, that'll show 'em

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 12:56, Reply)
Alright: Which Eurozone country's banks have relaxed their lending stipulations the most this quarter?
a) Greece
b) Germany
c) Italy
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:02, Reply)
ooh, not gonna go with the obvious one here
c?
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:06, Reply)
is the RIGHT ANSWER
1/1 for the Doveston.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:25, Reply)
clickin' dis

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:31, Reply)

d) Grrrmachine is a joyless cunt.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:25, Reply)
that's the answer that's never wrong

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:34, Reply)
Why not leave that miserable country and go somewhere nice instead?
Somewhere with decent cars, like Germany.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 14:04, Reply)
Poland is Germany
without the Germans. Or the efficiency.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 14:20, Reply)
same here
i blame the french
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 12:54, Reply)
so far, we've all done better than grrry

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 12:56, Reply)
liar
I'm the best you've ever had
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:03, Reply)
no

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:15, Reply)
6/7 yesssssss

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 12:59, Reply)
which one did you get wrong?

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:01, Reply)
kanye lunch

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:09, Reply)
is he really going to call his kid north?

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:13, Reply)
north west
*cries*
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:20, Reply)
1/7

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:00, Reply)
you've let everyone down

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:01, Reply)
most of all, myself

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:03, Reply)
we should have a quiz to guess which one you got right.
I bet it was the Kardashian one.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:03, Reply)
the first one, Thailand

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:06, Reply)
8

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:09, Reply)
can't believe you won, again

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:14, Reply)
see below :D

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:15, Reply)
and I just won a McDonald's cheeseburger, what a day

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:14, Reply)
and I just gifted it to a tramp, Im like Jesus

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:32, Reply)
i went to mcdonalds with a mate a few weeks back and he ordered a mcgangbang
it was the epitome of man's wanton destruction of self
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:36, Reply)
I thought that was just a fat Yank fantasy

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:39, Reply)
it became a fat yank reality

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:42, Reply)
5/7 suck my nipples

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:10, Reply)
no thank you

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:14, Reply)
You know you want to you filthy whore

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:15, Reply)
5/7

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:15, Reply)
well done, you carry on like this and you'll be promoted in no time

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:18, Reply)
5/7
and I hate myself for it.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:51, Reply)
good

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 14:17, Reply)
Instead of taking the test, I took two in the chest.

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 14:17, Reply)
5/7
but never mind that, there's a person called Zipporah.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:24, Reply)
2/7
:/
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:52, Reply)
I bought some Lego and the seller put a little bag of gummy bears in the box for me
What extra free gift did you get?
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:49, Reply)
There was a cow's eyelid in my pasty, very generous.

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:53, Reply)
an introductory discount to virgin wines

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:53, Reply)
a bit of poo when i farted

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:54, Reply)
slightly unrelated but when i was a kid we used to buy a bag of cripsy bits from the local chippy for 2p
every now and then we'd get a bonus chip mixed in with the crispy bits which was always welcome until we saw one of the staff drop a chip on the floor and then pick it up and throw it into the place where they scoop up the crispy bits

tl:dr dirty chips
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:55, Reply)
you're eating leftover batter why would you suddenly give a shit about what your eating

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:59, Reply)
good point well made
*you're
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 11:05, Reply)
i already put you're

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 12:14, Reply)
We got free bubbly at Las Iguanas on Tuesday.
No Lego, though.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:55, Reply)
Come to think of it, I got free Lego from the Lego shop, last time I was there.

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:59, Reply)
Lego's

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 11:09, Reply)
Lego is

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 11:09, Reply)
something something kim casali

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 11:10, Reply)
Lego is...
stuffing it up your bum and feeling pleasure
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 11:11, Reply)
lego is shit

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 11:22, Reply)
I let my eldest take the ECTO-1 model down from my shelf, this morning.
I doubt it'll be whole when I get home. At least I've managed to scrape all of the Delorean pieces back into their box, but Lex Luthor's battlesuit will never be the same again.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 11:39, Reply)

lego death star
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 11:43, Reply)
Nice.
The instructions should come with a dedication to the many Bothans that died.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 11:53, Reply)

cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/4/285x214/10218_1.jpg ?
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 12:05, Reply)
ian bothan's footpenis?

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 12:14, Reply)
yes please

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 12:26, Reply)
that replaced chiquitas near me
or whatever it was called, that mexican place.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 11:10, Reply)
I thought that Chiquitos had gone out of business, but there seem to be loads of them, now.
Las Iguanas is Pizza Express to Chiqutos' Pizza Hut.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 11:22, Reply)
crabs

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 11:09, Reply)




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(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 11:12, Reply)
dunno why this aint working properly but you get the gist

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 11:13, Reply)
not really
you don't like gummy bears?
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 11:19, Reply)
that'll be your autism, have you tried minecraft? it's like lego but on a computer, all the children are playing it

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 11:22, Reply)
Lego on the computer sounds like the most idiotic concept ever imagined.
Like driving on the computer, or fishing on the computer, or dating on the computer, or living in London.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 11:32, Reply)
calm down, have some weak lemon drink

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 11:34, Reply)
and 'talking'

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 11:45, Reply)
nah, talking on a computer is much better than using your cakehole to spray saliva at your nearest and dearest

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 11:51, Reply)
civilisation was doomed the minute couples started facebook messaging back and forth while sitting next to each other on the sofa

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 11:52, Reply)
The missus and I use Hangouts
but only because we live in a vast mansion and it's quicker than summoning the butler.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 11:53, Reply)

angouts eroin
a vast mansion and it's quicker than summoning the butler poland and it's fucking awful
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 12:41, Reply)
As if you can get useable smack anywhere east of Berlin

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 12:53, Reply)
I posted two items and royal mail lost both of them
'lost'
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 11:36, Reply)
AIDS

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 11:38, Reply)
I got free sim cards for o2 once, mailed directly to my address with my name on them and everything.
o2 sim cards used to be the new AOL discs
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 12:48, Reply)
morning

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 7:36, Reply)
whatever

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 8:07, Reply)
yeah mate

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 8:09, Reply)
salut

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 8:10, Reply)
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hahaha, lol
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 8:42, Reply)
I can't deny it, I've never cleaned behind the fridge.

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 8:46, Reply)
UKIP FOR 2015

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 8:47, Reply)
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(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 8:58, Reply)
^ not a real doctor

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:16, Reply)

charmander!
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:40, Reply)
haha, i'm sure my daughter has that on a t-shirt, i though i'd seen it before

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:44, Reply)
yeah, people are putting it on all sorts

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:58, Reply)
So, the Metro has an article on crudely drawn cocks.
www.metro.co.uk/2015/04/15/this-is-what-happens-when-you-ask-women-to-draw-their-ideal-penis-5151645/
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:52, Reply)
up yer bum

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 8:12, Reply)
<s>rni</s>

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 8:15, Reply)
<s>fa</s>

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 8:28, Reply)
Penisn

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 8:16, Reply)
alright monmun
it's f*r*i*d*a*y
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 8:31, Reply)
MORNHOLES

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 8:46, Reply)
It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 8:47, Reply)
morning

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 8:34, Reply)
GUTEN MORGAN

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 8:38, Reply)
guten morgan freeman

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:10, Reply)
haha morgan's alive

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:37, Reply)
hitler

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 8:50, Reply)
Sie können nicht sagen, "Hitler".

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 8:58, Reply)
I've just found out that they were filming Patient Zero outside my office on Tuesday.
Gutted to have missed that.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 8:52, Reply)
any tit in it?

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 8:54, Reply)
Dunno, but I wouldn't object to Natalie Dormer shedding her clothes.

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:00, Reply)
She reminds of a posh hateful girl from school
for that reason, I'm out
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:01, Reply)
you remind me of the babe,blah blah... oh hahahaha yeah

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:02, Reply)
i had to google her, has she suffered a stroke? her mouth is on funny

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:01, Reply)
i'd never realised that until you pointed it out
that's this morning's cheeky comms room wank ruined
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:08, Reply)
just look at her tits instead

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:11, Reply)
but that wonky mouth issue will always be there, at the back of your mind, whys it wonky, can't they fix it, is she related to cat dealy and her wonky face too

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:13, Reply)
i didn't notice that until I googled her
stop ruining everything :(
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:15, Reply)
remember those twins in neighbours where one had a funny mouth?
always spoiled the other one a bit too even though her mouth was ok
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:19, Reply)
yeah the twisted mouth one had bigger tits
but the other one was less freaky looking
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:25, Reply)
that's the thing, what else is a freak of biology

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:23, Reply)
An image search for Cat Deeley looks like it returns three or four different people.

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:25, Reply)

uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/screen-shot-2013-11-08-at-8-45-43-am.png?w=650
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:11, Reply)
right thats it i'm calling an ambulance for the poor girl

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:14, Reply)
Oh, my...

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:15, Reply)
I like a spot of imperfection.
It does make her look as though she's sneering at everything, which is the reaction I tend to expect from women, anyway.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:13, Reply)
hullo
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this took my ages you better like it
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:05, Reply)
what is it?

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:11, Reply)
it's clearly a human male face

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:11, Reply)
Boob nostrils!
I'll print it out and stick it on the fridge.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:19, Reply)
it's not anatomically perfect but should cheer up any visit to the fridge :)

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:26, Reply)
its a sailboat

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:15, Reply)
you dumb bastard
it's a schooner
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:25, Reply)
some sort of new energy drink

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:29, Reply)
MAN FACE
boil my brains it's not difficult
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:30, Reply)
you're calling your new energy drink 'man face'?
i'm not sure about that
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:51, Reply)
i'd buy it

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:54, Reply)
you'd pay for your own product?
i don't think you're a very savvy businessman
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:06, Reply)
well you only pay tax on profits

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:15, Reply)
HAHAHA
that mans face has a willy on it
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:24, Reply)
bellend sebastian

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 0:47, Reply)
Glans Ferdinand

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 1:51, Reply)
BLURt

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 2:29, Reply)
Kings of Lionel messi

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 2:33, Reply)
The Sexually Curious

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 2:34, Reply)
Stereoprophylactics

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 2:35, Reply)
Coldforeplay

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 2:37, Reply)
Radiogivemehead

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 2:38, Reply)
Nicklebareback

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 2:38, Reply)
Black japs eyed peas

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 2:39, Reply)
My Chemical castration

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 2:40, Reply)
Penis for my Valentine

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 2:40, Reply)
thRUSH

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 2:41, Reply)
The Vinegar Strokes

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 2:41, Reply)
how do you think this is going?

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 3:01, Reply)
I thought pretty well.
It was amusing for a while. How do YOU think THIS is going?
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 8:16, Reply)
how do i think whats going?

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:46, Reply)
This of course

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 11:09, Reply)
what?

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 0:32, Reply)
So Farage came across well didn't he?

(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 21:27, Reply)
SCOATLAAAND

(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 21:28, Reply)
Get out

(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 21:43, Reply)
STURGEON STURGEON
STURGEOOOOOOOON
(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 22:31, Reply)
You are obviously Welsh

(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 23:30, Reply)
Natalie Bennett looks like Dominic Pinon in drag.
Mocking politicians on the basis of their appearance is neither big nor clever, but Danny Alexander appears to be melting.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 21:45, Reply)
Farage is a cunt

(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 21:55, Reply)
He's an anti-establishment crusader, standing up for the common man.
° people actually believe this nonsense.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 21:58, Reply)
Well I can tell you now most of my students believe this tripe

(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 23:30, Reply)
I'm pretty sure that says more about you than it does about them, to be honest

(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 23:37, Reply)
Well go on then explain how

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 2:30, Reply)
dunno what that is soz

(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 21:47, Reply)
Farage to Eternity

(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 21:52, Reply)
Diamonds Are Farage

(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 21:52, Reply)
He did actually say prostrate, didn't he?

(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 21:55, Reply)
Prostate?

(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 21:55, Reply)
as in the cancer, not the prone politician

(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 22:00, Reply)
As in the only word I know that means anything

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 2:42, Reply)
No idea, I didn't watch this evening's debate.

(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 21:56, Reply)
Farage Eyes Only

(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 21:53, Reply)
Jurassic Farage

(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 21:55, Reply)
Cameron Up The Khyber

(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 21:55, Reply)
one flew over the natalie bennett

(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 21:59, Reply)
The Cabin in Leanne Wood

(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 22:06, Reply)
The French Lieutenant's Sturgeon

(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 22:22, Reply)
Das Vote

(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 22:25, Reply)
The Cleggo Movie

(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 22:35, Reply)
one milibands tears b.c.

(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 22:36, Reply)
Ed Miliband Ways To Die In The West

(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 22:36, Reply)
the blair witch project

(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 22:39, Reply)
Gordon Brown's From Outer Space

(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 22:47, Reply)
dave

(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 23:05, Reply)
Clegg Dawn

(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 22:39, Reply)
The Hunt for Clegg October

(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 22:39, Reply)
i remember what you did last parliament

(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 22:45, Reply)
man about the house of commons

(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 22:48, Reply)
house of lords of the ring

(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 22:50, Reply)
The Thatcher In The Rye

(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 22:53, Reply)
coalition blues and the deficit of doom

(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 22:59, Reply)
Pauline Neville-Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 23:08, Reply)
Much Diane Abbott Nothing

(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 23:09, Reply)

So
well didn't he
my face
(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 22:20, Reply)
I hope now you have figured out how to do this properly you feel proud of yourself

(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 23:29, Reply)
what

(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 23:33, Reply)
You fuck up 9/10 of your strikethroughs

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 2:31, Reply)
Can anyone recommend a good turf?
Must be resistant to bogging and moss.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 15:52, Reply)
There's a Swedish brand called 'Turf Uck', you should probably get that.

(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 16:19, Reply)
So has a quick session with the Vax™ completely fucked your patch of grass?

(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 16:27, Reply)
How did you know I had a Vax?
No it was almost entirely ineffective. Still broken glass almost everywhere I look. :/
(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 16:58, Reply)
I heard that rolling around naked on your lawn is brilliant for making grass grow better.

(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 17:18, Reply)
You do seem to have an obsession with rubbish

(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 18:01, Reply)
why don't you just knit yourself a new lawn?

(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 18:21, Reply)
not enough green wool
good idea though, cheers
(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 19:23, Reply)
Are people pissing on the station but they just don't care?

(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 20:17, Reply)
u wanna sort out you are autocomplete m8

(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 20:21, Reply)
don't push me cos i'm trimming my hedge

(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 21:51, Reply)
yorkshire french egg
t'oeuf
(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 16:34, Reply)
my milk turf

(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 16:36, Reply)
'bleeding gums' turfy

(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 17:00, Reply)
Turfsong

(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 20:25, Reply)
The Day the Turf Stood Still

(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 20:25, Reply)
Battlefield Turf

(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 21:50, Reply)
This Island Turf

(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 21:51, Reply)
The Man From Turf

(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 22:09, Reply)
Don't Stop Till You Get A Turf

(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 22:07, Reply)
Lawn Slippy

(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 21:52, Reply)
I like this

(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 23:09, Reply)
astro

(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 17:54, Reply)
^This

(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 20:24, Reply)
I heard White Widow is pretty good grass.

(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 18:04, Reply)
gives me a sore throat, that stuff

(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 19:24, Reply)

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