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ACTHUNG /TALK! TEAM MOON NAZIS NEEDS YOUR HELP*
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*HELP money

GO TEAM MOON NAZIS!
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:04, Reply)
nah, you're alright

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:18, Reply)
ROCKETMANN

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:22, Reply)
:D

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:31, Reply)
My Finnish mate already gave them money
Is that ok?
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:26, Reply)
:D
Hell YEAH The LOVELY Theo
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:29, Reply)
Not more of this nonsense, please

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:27, Reply)

results not typical
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:28, Reply)
Has science gone too far?!

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:51, Reply)
fewer
Yeah, makes you change race and all by the looks of things
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:53, Reply)
ROR

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:54, Reply)
YOU ARE WOMAN??

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:57, Reply)
huehuehuehuehuehuehue

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:02, Reply)
Just because they wouldn't give you a free frisbee.

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:29, Reply)
novelty flying disc

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:40, Reply)
This is the kind of drivel that's going to go straight to a dark corner of Forbidden Planet shops and regularly glanced at by overweight, black t-shirted neckbeards.

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:54, Reply)
YEAH!
better not have wiggers in this one.
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:39, Reply)
:D
It looks like there'll be DING-A-LIKES The LOVELY MONO!.
:D
Golden Bumholes all round!
:D
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:49, Reply)
AMAZING!

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:54, Reply)
i dont get it

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:39, Reply)
WITHERER.
:(
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:50, Reply)
i just need it explaining to me
what does it mean?
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:56, Reply)
typical jews

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:52, Reply)
:D
LOVELY mongy
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:58, Reply)
morning

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 7:39, Reply)
yo

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 7:46, Reply)
get stuffed

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 8:36, Reply)
'ning

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 7:46, Reply)
yeah, you know it

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 8:36, Reply)

yo
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 7:46, Reply)
sweet

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 8:37, Reply)
norming

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 7:58, Reply)
morning, prick

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 8:37, Reply)
pornring

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 8:50, Reply)
Morning
So....Black Londoners, huh?
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 8:01, Reply)
woah frisbee, don't be a nob

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 8:39, Reply)
sorry about that

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 10:21, Reply)

m.youtube.com/watch?v=-ahFJmFcY98
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 9:42, Reply)
Morning.

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 8:10, Reply)
monotone

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 8:40, Reply)
You're going to run out of these soon.

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 9:19, Reply)
i'll just make them up when i do
you'll have literally no way to tell
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 9:21, Reply)
Other than a dictionary you mean?

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 10:25, Reply)
like anyone owns a dictionary

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 10:26, Reply)
mmmmmmmmorning

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 8:38, Reply)
yes bruv

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 8:41, Reply)
you knows it

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 8:41, Reply)
I'm in Gloucester. It's grrrrrrrrrrim

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 8:55, Reply)
Watch out for puddles

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 8:58, Reply)
a nd doubles

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 9:17, Reply)
Oh man, awkward situation this morning. I'm sat in my car outside the GP surgery where I'm supposed to be attending a study day on primary care research.
It's the same surgery that I agreed to work for 5 months ago but then I got offered a better job and slightly screwed them over when I said yes. I don't want to go in.
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 8:53, Reply)
grow some balls you faggot

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 9:01, Reply)
what's the worst they can do? some sort of invasive anal investigation?

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 9:07, Reply)
morn

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 8:54, Reply)
ing

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 8:55, Reply)
drimble

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 9:02, Reply)
grim daaarn sarrf innit
grim up north too
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 9:18, Reply)
what's your opinion on the events in woolwich?

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 9:20, Reply)

grim
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 9:25, Reply)
alright

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 9:38, Reply)
alright

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 9:50, Reply)
alright

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 10:45, Reply)
alright mongs

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:01, Reply)
Totally waiting for a Morning thread, here
*taps foot impatiently*
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 7:23, Reply)

Fucking disgusting!! I phoned up to have an emergency dental appointment with nhs and I can't have one yet someone who kills an innocent man is taken to hospital by helicopter and given 5* service!!! What is wrong with this country!!!!!!!!
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 0:32, Reply)
it's a fucking disgrace

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 0:33, Reply)
I can probably sort your teeth out for you, how much have you got?

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 0:35, Reply)
they're all there but i have chipped one of my incisors

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 0:42, Reply)
I hope he dyes from a toothake!

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 0:43, Reply)
my i'm gobsmacked we haf troups on the streets of woolwich went down well im the juicer

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 0:49, Reply)
And we all know only extraordinary events could make mongy go up the juicer.

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 1:45, Reply)
fuck the po po

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 1:01, Reply)
we should blow up all the hospitals to teach the terrorists a lesson

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 1:07, Reply)
forever in r hartz

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 2:40, Reply)
omg lol cheese monkeys!!!!

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 23:17, Reply)

m.wikihow.com/Be-Random
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 23:23, Reply)
we have cyber scones
www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-22620473
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 23:25, Reply)
What a pompous cunt.

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 23:28, Reply)
lol, jraphics

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 23:28, Reply)
is that foood?

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 23:45, Reply)
i am willing to fight him over the pronunctiation. i reckon i could take him

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 23:53, Reply)
haha, 'gaypeg'

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 0:23, Reply)
olol, .penisg

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 0:25, Reply)
It's somehow reassuring to find out that even internet royalty take the internet far too fucking seriously for their own good.

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 0:25, Reply)
Haha you're mad you

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 23:43, Reply)
lol, bare random bruv
/ac
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 0:04, Reply)
We should rename this place Waki-stan

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 0:09, Reply)
RACIST

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 0:09, Reply)
Sorry but women are not allowed to speak in wakistan

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 0:13, Reply)

i.somethingawful.com/u/elpintogrande/june12/steampunkswat/steam02.jpg
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 0:21, Reply)
partystan

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 0:21, Reply)
:o

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 0:25, Reply)
If you don't like it then move to LOLivia

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 0:36, Reply)
Or Mexico-ho-ho.

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 0:48, Reply)
alright

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 21:44, Reply)
I don't understand

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 21:51, Reply)
come to the juicer cwoofto

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 21:53, Reply)
no i ate too much

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 21:55, Reply)
I quite like the fact that it was apparently a female copper who shot those two jihadis today
Properly fucked their shit up.
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:00, Reply)
they were definitely terrorists cos they mentioned something to do with religion as they were murdrin

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:04, Reply)
i live a few miles away, i have an opinion, it aint nice tho

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:05, Reply)
is it that someone deserved it?

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:12, Reply)
woolwich is a ghetto in areas, reap what you sow

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:13, Reply)
rough as fuck

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:17, Reply)
steady, i grew up round here

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:25, Reply)
You should stop spreading your hatred in your local area then

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:39, Reply)
typical jew

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:49, Reply)
Too right mate, safe up here in North London

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:54, Reply)
somalians are getting the blame here, them cunts dont look it, more like junkie nigs, woolwich, plumstead and belmarsh thames are just black anyway

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:58, Reply)
I hope they get bumraped by a rabbi

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:08, Reply)
pair of nigerian junkies by the looks of it, plumsted scum

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:10, Reply)
i did some terrorism earlier cos i mentioned jesus christ while i was doing a shit

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:13, Reply)
Killing a soldier whilst shouting about Allah and Afghanistan is a bit terroristy

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:15, Reply)
i still think it is junkie cunts doing junkie cunt stunts

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:16, Reply)
Cheap smack out the back of the mosque, innit

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:17, Reply)
Afghani
we increased the supply when the Taliban lost power, innit.
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:19, Reply)
Tru dat
Taliban were too busy bumming boys to get busy on the plantation.
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:22, Reply)
yeh but they mentioned muslim shit so its terrorism

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:29, Reply)
just what we need round here now, bit more race hatred, we are lacking that one percent

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:31, Reply)
yeh so was my shit

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:26, Reply)
just down the road aint i, wanna hear the pub talk, lol

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:05, Reply)
alright

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 21:59, Reply)
HEY!

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:03, Reply)
text i just got from a girl mate 'do you think you be able to fit a back door in your van to get rid?
help me out here
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:04, Reply)
I think she wants you to put her back doors in
your van to get rid
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:13, Reply)
i need smutty, she will be expecting it

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:15, Reply)
"Do you want me to smash it first?"
"I may not be able to fit it all in in one go"
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:18, Reply)
looking good, shall i offer to paint it white on the way out?

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:24, Reply)
ask her if they have a cat flap

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:35, Reply)
might have to hang out of the back of it

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:37, Reply)
do you still have the knob?

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:20, Reply)
rip bernard cribbins

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:40, Reply)
City of French pepole
Transit Crispfathom rolled to one point six,
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 20:51, Reply)
alright

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 20:53, Reply)
Who the fuck are you, and what the fuck are you talking about?

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 20:54, Reply)
Fuck
I'm your cunt, and I'm talking about your fucking inevitable death at my fucking hands, you serial rapist
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 21:45, Reply)
Yeah hahaha

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 21:45, Reply)
I think you got your words in the wrong order
surely "I'm a serial rapist, and I'm talking about your cunt and your fucking inevitable death at my hands" would have made more sense?
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 21:54, Reply)
i dont get it

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 20:56, Reply)
What the fuck are you on about?

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 21:03, Reply)

It's a coded message about how going to murder you in your bed
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 21:45, Reply)
that's more like it
now fuck off.
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 21:56, Reply)
I'm not going to Beaulieu.

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 21:03, Reply)
horse on every corner
try and visit the whore horse museum
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 21:10, Reply)
I just can't believe this shit goes on!!
They should of shot the filth !! This government needs to sort it's shit out! Letting the scum in our country, housing them and giving them every benefit going! Fucking joke!!!
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 21:10, Reply)
There ought to be a law!

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 21:31, Reply)
Against killing people, I mean.

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 21:36, Reply)
its

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:26, Reply)
Fuck off you rubbish idiot.
/ac
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 21:31, Reply)
SIGNED, YOUR SUPERIOR
Go fart out your own head, cuntsniff
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 21:46, Reply)
moohala sent me a viz once when i was in austria
i wish someone else on here would send me a viz.
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 18:49, Reply)
but i live in tenerife now

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 18:49, Reply)
nobody gives a shit fuck off prick

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 18:53, Reply)
^fair and proportionate response

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 20:35, Reply)
don't lose your head

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 18:57, Reply)
so is this thing terrorism?

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 19:10, Reply)
i just read about that
i was talking 'bout that tenerife beheading
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 19:22, Reply)
what a rotter!

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 19:23, Reply)
Yeah
If you should 'Allahu Akbar" before stabbing someone it's terrorism, duh
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 21:04, Reply)
we played this at moomoo's funeral
www.youtube.com/watch?v=83DEvzR-JFQ

you weren't there
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 18:58, Reply)
If only you had access to some kind of worldwide network
which would enable you to buy something like that and have it delivered anywhere.
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 19:04, Reply)
I once got mail

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 19:07, Reply)
was it from lagos?

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 19:10, Reply)
I don't know the parrot from alladin

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 19:12, Reply)
probably from mork

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 19:14, Reply)
I wish you'd viz off

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 19:55, Reply)

cocks
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 20:51, Reply)
So do any of you people still wear nappies, which are for children to be honest, or are you all toilet trained?

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 18:06, Reply)
I bet the next thread's about dr who

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 18:19, Reply)
bookmark it for me i've got to go out now

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 18:33, Reply)
do it yourself lazy cunt

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 18:35, Reply)
i hope they ban you

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 18:37, Reply)
I would weep blood

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 18:44, Reply)
it's not on anymore and there's no game of thrones next week oh god what am I going to do?

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 18:41, Reply)
go out?

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 18:43, Reply)
What, where bees live?

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 18:44, Reply)
hahahahah as if that exists fucking hell

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 18:48, Reply)
I wipe my arse on Harry Potter books

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 18:35, Reply)
the bible's pages are probably better for that.

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 18:46, Reply)
too thin,
finger would go through. I take it you scrunch.
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 19:42, Reply)
i sometimes do a poo and a little roid pops out and i have to push it back in with my finger

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 18:53, Reply)
So do any of you people still read comics, which are for children to be honest, or are you all miserable killjoys?

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:04, Reply)
Yeah, 2000AD and the Megazine. And Viz.

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:04, Reply)
I'm still very fond of Viz, and I started buying Dredd again recently.
I'm buying the Complete Case Files books, though. Much more fun.
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:32, Reply)

oglaf.com/
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:07, Reply)
is that the one with the sperm sprites or something?

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:10, Reply)
You fucking pervert

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:34, Reply)
Yeah, and bumming.
Lots and lots of bumming.
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:49, Reply)
no, i read graphic novels

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:14, Reply)
I wish I was you.

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:33, Reply)
+in

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:50, Reply)
whooooooooooooah glammy glammyyeeyyyyy

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:55, Reply)
Well I only read illuminated codice

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:36, Reply)

ice
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:48, Reply)

+p
+e
+s
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:11, Reply)
the more graphic, the better eh?

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:46, Reply)
miserable killjoy

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:18, Reply)
yup, comics

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:20, Reply)
I only read manga and I want to be manga artist when I grow up my favourite manga is goku he is the best fighter

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:25, Reply)
Bullshit!
Trunks will mash you.
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:27, Reply)
tree trunks?

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:46, Reply)
Well...
I wouldn't argue with them
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:50, Reply)
i meant
this one
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:58, Reply)
prick

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:29, Reply)
alright zog
/ac
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:49, Reply)
I forgot my password

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:51, Reply)
i see that, yeah

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:57, Reply)
prick

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:10, Reply)
wanker

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 18:01, Reply)
yeh i read marmaduke sometimes

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:40, Reply)
I've been reading those Judge Dredd compilation things
Got the first six and I have been enjoying them
I hope that's ok
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:28, Reply)
Does Private Eye count as a comic?
If so I'll deny reading it.
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:31, Reply)
It doesn't.

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:32, Reply)
Might have another cig

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:16, Reply)
Have two.

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:18, Reply)
Yeah ok

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:30, Reply)
Let's talk about Xbox One.

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:22, Reply)
i liked the bit where they said the ai will be so advanced that fish will move out of your way
and when some woman said it is now also a water cooler
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:28, Reply)
I don't like that everything is trying to be everything
why do I need a smart console and a smart phone and a smart tv and a smart blu-ray player?

what's wrong with things doing what they're supposed to do. they're moving away from the games and I think in the long run it'll end up rubbish.
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:37, Reply)
You don't really have to use all the features if you don't want too.

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:38, Reply)
ps2s got dvd players into peoples houses like nothing else,
i dont see the problem
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:42, Reply)
Yup, PS3 did the same with bluray players too.
The next step is streaming, which is what this generation is aiming for.
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:44, Reply)
well that's all great,
but when I was last in your house you had a corkscrew that couldn't also open beer bottles.
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:59, Reply)
Yeah but he can use his Pringles tin to open beer bottles.
The resonations of his splatterfarts are just the right pitch to pop the tops right off.
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:16, Reply)
I can take the cork out of a wine bottle using only a shoe.
It may be my only truly worthwhile skill.
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:10, Reply)
You are Rosa Klebb AICMFP.

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:25, Reply)
That black woman who caused all that trouble on that bus?

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:32, Reply)
Yeah.
She was probably all boozed up too, only they didn't have cameras on their phones back then.
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:39, Reply)
She weren't British, none of them were

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:42, Reply)
They come over here Drimbly, taking our benefits.
:(
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:44, Reply)
That's not my point.

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:47, Reply)
why do i need a clock on my microwave when i have a perfectly functioning clock on my mantlepiece,
the only one, i should add, that i could find which didn't have any superfluous information on it such as the date, for which i have a very fine calendar
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:41, Reply)
Exactly my point!

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:46, Reply)
Seems a bit weird for someone to start a discussion on new technology announcement and then complain it does 'too much'.

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:47, Reply)
Perhaps that's exactly why said person started said conversation.

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:47, Reply)
Was it though?

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:52, Reply)
Would be a bit weird if he didnt't...

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:38, Reply)
In computer programming we have to deal with this sort of thing
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inner-platform_effect
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:59, Reply)
gonna pre order one on payday this month

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:30, Reply)
I would, but I usually wait a bit. just to see what happens.

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:33, Reply)
Why?

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:38, Reply)
Just because.
I'm not in a rush, there's not usually many mates who get them straight away nor many games. Just ain't really fussed.
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:46, Reply)
I got my 360 on the day it came out, still use it and it still works.
I figure i'm gonna get it eventually, might as well get it straight away.
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:52, Reply)
That's fair enough, I may end up doing this too.
Haven't really decided yet.
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:31, Reply)
In case they come alive and kill people of course.

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:49, Reply)
It is shit
and you are a cunt.
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:30, Reply)
I like this

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:23, Reply)
Nah.

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:50, Reply)
I also like this

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:23, Reply)
It's going to confuse old people who buy one for their grandkids as they'll end up getting the original xbox
stupid name.
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:57, Reply)
call it the xbone
easy
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:05, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbWgUO-Rqcw
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:56, Reply)
yeah you just do that you lieing cheating schemeing cunt, fuck you prick, think you're the big I Am bertty big bollocks? ill stick a rubber cock down your uretha and split it open .
Alright Cowfoot?
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:27, Reply)
alright ain't no 'igger like gonz the j-'igger

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:28, Reply)
need a haircut, nuff said innit, you?

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:31, Reply)
typical fucking thieving jew

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:47, Reply)
alright mmps

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:17, Reply)
alright octwoof

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:05, Reply)
yeah, I've heard about you
one fag is never enough
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:23, Reply)
wanker

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:29, Reply)
prick

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:59, Reply)
I still have my xbox xbox,
when can I start claiming I'm retrocool?
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:34, Reply)
not for a while, everyone knows the mega cd is still the retrocool machine

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:43, Reply)
i have never played sonic cd. it is supposed to be pretty great

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:52, Reply)
it was ok, i preferred sonic 2
you can download sonic cd if you've got an android thing
here
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:01, Reply)
It's cheap-ish on XBLA if you've got a compatible device, free playable demo too I think

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:03, Reply)
might do that, yeah
need to finish quite a few xbla games, actually
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:51, Reply)
Sonic OCD was very repetetive.

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:24, Reply)
Got a gig tomorrow.
Wanna come?
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:23, Reply)
No, thanks

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:30, Reply)
Near the frisbee
Fucking hell, just imagine working in the HR department here
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:04, Reply)
i think that the percentage of people employed by my company with autism already exceeds 1%

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:08, Reply)
I may be able to beat this, I'm self employed

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:15, Reply)
Who's playing?

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:31, Reply)
The Small Strings
Not sure who else.
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:45, Reply)
Reading? Too far. Sorry.

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:48, Reply)
Also, going by the photo there it'll be full of hipster-cunts and yoofs.
And Bovington won't let me borrow their Tiger Tank anymore.
sadtimes.
:(
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:49, Reply)
I fucking hope there won't be

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:51, Reply)
What's your band called?
and where?
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:33, Reply)
The Small Strings
cavershamfestivallaunchparty.eventbrite.co.uk/
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:46, Reply)
Sorry man, it's too much of a trek

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:48, Reply)
Mono's Bumhole

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 11:44, Reply)
seems like the obvious choice

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 11:46, Reply)
The Monoody Bumholues

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 11:51, Reply)
Mono's Dying Bumhole

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 11:53, Reply)
The Mighty Mono Bumtones

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 11:56, Reply)
The Mono Bumhole Group

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 11:57, Reply)
Pooey Bumhole and the Monos

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 11:59, Reply)
Bono's Cumhole
It's a U2 tribute band
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 11:47, Reply)
The Mono Bumhole Explosion.

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 11:57, Reply)
Bumhole And The Mono!s

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 11:58, Reply)
Beer festival soz.
And I hate you.
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:38, Reply)
Which one?

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:46, Reply)
You wouldn't know it, it's in Caversham near Reading.

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 11:08, Reply)
Not the Caversham that's in Reading then?

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 11:13, Reply)
I told you you wouldn't know it

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 11:14, Reply)
I would, but I'm guessing it will be in a different city and anyway I don't have a babysitter.

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:40, Reply)
Surely you don't need babysitting.

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:52, Reply)
I don't know, I can get a little reckless if left unchaperoned

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:56, Reply)
thanks, but no thanks

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 11:08, Reply)
Thanks.

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 11:13, Reply)
no

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 11:20, Reply)
but...

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 11:21, Reply)
butt

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 11:47, Reply)
Yeah OK, how much am I getting paid?

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 11:28, Reply)
i don't like music

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 11:43, Reply)
Neither do I.
That's why I'm in a metal band.
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 11:44, Reply)
*Pulls off The Doveston mask*
AHAH! It was YOU all along NobbyNobody!
:D
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 11:59, Reply)
soz i missed the morning thread doves, looks like adam has took to copying my answer anyway

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:02, Reply)
he finds it difficult to form a personality of his own

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:05, Reply)
morning

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 7:45, Reply)
FIRST!

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 7:49, Reply)
SECOND!

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 7:50, Reply)
congrats to you both

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:30, Reply)
THIRTY FOURTH!

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:35, Reply)
Aah that's better.
Morning
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 7:59, Reply)
frisbee

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:31, Reply)
if beers

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:00, Reply)
don't mention booze around this guy

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:10, Reply)
Too late Banolith.
Unless you want to mod-edit it.
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:02, Reply)
If he does it it'll be to just have a little lol but he never feels the urge to permanently mod me.
Much to a few other /talkers' chagrin, I'd like to think.
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:20, Reply)
He's got no need to ban you Flouncebok.

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:32, Reply)
Oh man I could do with one right now
*checks watch* hmm it's a bit early, lemme have this irish coffee first
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:28, Reply)
No dignity.

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:01, Reply)
No doubt

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:16, Reply)
It's his parents I feel sorriest for Tangles.
They must be so disappointed.
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:19, Reply)
They must blame themselves

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:41, Reply)
Yeah.
Can you imagine their arguments?
"I TOLD you he'd live."
"For God's sake woman, you could have got scraped."
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:46, Reply)
For the most part though they probably sit in silence.
Quitly seething in despair.
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:56, Reply)

n g

+ I got to bag it up
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:18, Reply)
Doves

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:32, Reply)
Yeah...like thats even a real thing

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:01, Reply)
keep it real

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:32, Reply)
yo

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:01, Reply)
ok

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:33, Reply)
Morning

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:02, Reply)
monorail

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:36, Reply)
Speaking of which.
I need a poo.
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:40, Reply)
alright.

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:09, Reply)
yeah, what?

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:37, Reply)
hi lol

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:11, Reply)
haha yeah

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:39, Reply)
Steady ballin', G.

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:16, Reply)
you what?

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:39, Reply)
'ning
has Frank been banned yet?
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:30, Reply)
probably

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:40, Reply)
I can't be arsed spazing back down the board.
he probably said something about rob fingering kids or monolith fingering dog's bumholes.
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:58, Reply)
morning

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:38, Reply)
woo yeah, what a great day

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:50, Reply)
innit

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:58, Reply)
moulting

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:49, Reply)
i am covered in dog hair
and i don't even own a dog
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:51, Reply)
SSG sneaks in during the night and empties a bag of doghair over you

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:59, Reply)
Morning The Doveston
On Saturday my brother is marrying a girl he met 6 months ago.

I'm most annoyed as I see this as a waste of a Bank Holiday Weekend
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:10, Reply)
show him up by meeting a girl yesterday and marrying her tomorrow

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:32, Reply)
I married a girl I had known 10 years
After being together 3 years we married, pretty standard
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 11:28, Reply)
did he meet her on the internet?

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:44, Reply)
I'm not sure
maybe
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 11:27, Reply)
is the wedding taking place in world of warcraft?

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:49, Reply)
warminster
Close enough
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 11:26, Reply)
Have you got the divorce party pencilled in yet?

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:00, Reply)
This is the most likely outcome
Judging by his past form
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 11:26, Reply)
'Ning The Doveston.
Ning The /talk.
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:00, Reply)
alright stuj

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:16, Reply)
favourite joke?

(, Tue 21 May 2013, 23:57, Reply)

one of the causes of this situation, in my opinion, is in our relationship with money, in accepting its power over us and over our society. thus, the financial crisis that we are going through makes us forget its primary cause, which is rooted in a deep anthropological crisis, in the denial of the primacy of the human being. We have created new idols. The adoration of the ancient golden calf found a new and merciless image in the cult of money and in the dictatorship of an economy with no human face and no really human aim.
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 23:58, Reply)
alright mgt

(, Tue 21 May 2013, 23:59, Reply)
pope mgt, god help us

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 0:01, Reply)
I always pictured her as Robbie Coltrane

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 0:02, Reply)
I already dun you a picture
www.b3ta.com/talk/7542429
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 0:07, Reply)
haha yeh

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 0:05, Reply)
I <3 mongy

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 6:59, Reply)
SSG!

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 0:09, Reply)
rude again
whats with your mood today seriously
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 0:16, Reply)
I got 99 problems
and an extra one for luck
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 0:20, Reply)
i just put my finger up my bum

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 0:23, Reply)
I got 99 problems

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 0:26, Reply)
An Irishman, A jew with a long face, a dumb blonde from jamaica and a rabbi with no nose cross the road on a magic tractor to go into a bar to change a lightbulb and the barman goes... fuck you all, I'm going to bed

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 0:16, Reply)
dont get it haha

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 0:19, Reply)
You forgot the horse.

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 0:20, Reply)
I agree the joke's pretty terrible,
but I'm not sure it justifies using heroin.
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 1:58, Reply)
What's the difference between peas and sperm?
Maddie never got used to the taste of peas
(, Wed 22 May 2013, 2:21, Reply)
Good grief! The comedian's a bear!

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 2:49, Reply)
hang on, shit is getting nasty
can we have a thread where we say how much we love each other. IE I love herby, gilgy, mongy,
maybe some other of you cunts if you can be funny, etc
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:30, Reply)
I love gilgy

(, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:31, Reply)
he is well good

(, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:31, Reply)

good a retarded mud dweller
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:32, Reply)
imma tell rose you didn't include her on the list of people you love

(, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:33, Reply)
she already knows
fuck you
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:33, Reply)
screw you Magoo, imma go do offline stuff then

(, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:35, Reply)
don't leave us :(

(, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:36, Reply)
srsly
and imma forget my password again
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:36, Reply)
fuck you
www.youtube.com/watch?v=63frYolg3e4
seriously
www.youtube.com/watch?v=63frYolg3e4
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:42, Reply)
Why don't you just move to France and marry him then?

(, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:46, Reply)
I'm proper hetero

(, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:47, Reply)
that is exactly what someone pretending to be a hetero would say

(, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:56, Reply)
some kid burnt his neck
so he can't
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:48, Reply)
faggot

(, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:31, Reply)

(◉‿◉)
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:33, Reply)
Good work soldier

(, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:34, Reply)

(◉‿◉)(◉‿◉)(◉‿◉)(◉‿◉)(◉‿◉)(◉‿◉)(◉‿◉)(◉‿◉)(◉‿◉)(◉‿◉)(◉‿◉)(◉‿◉)(◉‿◉)(◉‿◉)(◉‿◉)(◉‿◉)(◉‿◉)(◉‿◉)(◉‿◉)(◉‿◉)(◉‿◉)(◉‿◉)(◉‿◉)(◉‿◉)
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:34, Reply)
If you squint it looks a bit like it does if you don't squint, only squintier.

(, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:51, Reply)
I love everyone
I LOVE YOU EVERYONE!
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:34, Reply)
LOVE YOU MORE

(, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:35, Reply)
I LOVE YOU

(, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:38, Reply)
LOVE YOU MORE

(, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:46, Reply)
STOP SAYING THAT
It's not true.
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:51, Reply)
you know it is
that is why you deny
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:53, Reply)
Ok you can love me more then
can you get me some roast beef monster munch in just to prove it? Ta.
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:59, Reply)
i'm a narcistic pathalogical liar tho

(, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:34, Reply)
I just love you for being you xx

(, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:36, Reply)
woah lets not get too friendly, I don't want to have to get tested again

(, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:37, Reply)
I told you the last time
I AM CLEAN
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:44, Reply)
the bits that fell off certainly weren't though

(, Tue 21 May 2013, 23:10, Reply)
I love mu, brb and HATD.
All the rest of you can die in a fire
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:38, Reply)
That's it, I'm fucking changing surgeries tomorrow

(, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:40, Reply)
Hey, I didn't mean you can die in a fire.
You're gonna die from an overly thorough prostate exam
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:42, Reply)
I've changed my mind, this is definitely the way to go

(, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:45, Reply)
*faints*

(, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:44, Reply)
Not all at the same time, of course

(, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:50, Reply)
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

(, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:53, Reply)
mu doesn't like to share

(, Tue 21 May 2013, 23:51, Reply)
did they once show an interest in your stag do or saink

(, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:46, Reply)
Bet you wish you had now.

(, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:49, Reply)
Imagine the fun you would have with mongy at your stag do!
'this is shit'
'you should all fuck off'
'weddings are shit'
'fucking die all of you especially you father of the bride'
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:53, Reply)
I'll be honest, fair do's to mong

(, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:54, Reply)
hey, if you are one of the numerous fat strippers i've cunted off for being fat, no offence, fucking hell you fat people aint jolly at all :(

(, Tue 21 May 2013, 23:03, Reply)
They're not going "ho ho ho", they're gasping for breath

(, Tue 21 May 2013, 23:08, Reply)
If you're the only punter I ever turned down for being too fucking ugly
no offence, even us fatties have some standards.
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 23:09, Reply)
chins up eh

(, Tue 21 May 2013, 23:15, Reply)
Heh heh...

(, Tue 21 May 2013, 23:20, Reply)
They took me to a strip club on my stag do. I spent 20 minutes trying to convince a stripper to give up smoking.
It may not have helped that I was smoking at the time.
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 23:56, Reply)
You are Ron Swanson
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xf-yB1i6KEo
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 23:59, Reply)
:(

(, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:31, Reply)
i wouldn't want to actually meet any of you

(, Tue 21 May 2013, 23:07, Reply)
:(((

(, Tue 21 May 2013, 23:10, Reply)
deal with it

(, Tue 21 May 2013, 23:26, Reply)
FUCK YOU

(, Tue 21 May 2013, 23:35, Reply)
:)))

(, Tue 21 May 2013, 23:14, Reply)
awkward
please don't open your frontdoor
(, Tue 21 May 2013, 23:16, Reply)
WHY CANT YOU BE OUTSIDE MY DOOR?

(, Tue 21 May 2013, 23:21, Reply)
D:

(, Tue 21 May 2013, 23:38, Reply)
You massive autism

(, Tue 21 May 2013, 23:51, Reply)

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