I'm just imagining how one might have marketed Budweiser 1,000 or so years ago.
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FOOTBALL THREAD
Liverpool were 4-0 up in 14 minutes.
Itβs now 9-2 on aggregate.
What a team.
FUCK OFF SPANISHFLY
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Liverpool were 4-0 up in 14 minutes.
Itβs now 9-2 on aggregate.
What a team.
FUCK OFF SPANISHFLY
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Sparta Prague
Itβs now 11-2 on aggregate haha insane game of football.
( , Thu 14 Mar 2024, 21:26, Reply)
Itβs now 11-2 on aggregate haha insane game of football.
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Tadpole and ant news!
Several tiny bubbles have been seen amongst the oldest egg clutches in my pond!
This can mean only one thing: tadpole farts.
Also the ants have come out in numbers! Isn't life fantastic?
No? Fuck off then.
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Several tiny bubbles have been seen amongst the oldest egg clutches in my pond!
This can mean only one thing: tadpole farts.
Also the ants have come out in numbers! Isn't life fantastic?
No? Fuck off then.
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Going to be a bit later up here in the frozen north.
Not frozen, just wet, although it was nice yesterday. A few years ago I saw hundreds of thousands of tadpoles swarming in the old mill ponds near my house, never seen so many of them before. Hopefully this year the dog will be old enough not to freak out when the frogs hop around the garden on rainy summer nights.
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Not frozen, just wet, although it was nice yesterday. A few years ago I saw hundreds of thousands of tadpoles swarming in the old mill ponds near my house, never seen so many of them before. Hopefully this year the dog will be old enough not to freak out when the frogs hop around the garden on rainy summer nights.
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Last year was pretty poor for tadpoles, maybe only half a dozen clutches, and no froglets that I saw.
This year I removed a couple of iris plants to free up more space and the frogs responded well. I lost exact count but I think there are at least 18 clutches so far. I'm not sure how many eggs are in each clutch, I guess 100+ (hard to judge as I can't see how deep they go). Probably got 2000 of the cute little buggers. :)
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This year I removed a couple of iris plants to free up more space and the frogs responded well. I lost exact count but I think there are at least 18 clutches so far. I'm not sure how many eggs are in each clutch, I guess 100+ (hard to judge as I can't see how deep they go). Probably got 2000 of the cute little buggers. :)
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i am a heron, i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak
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A heron did in fact show up briefly by the pond last year.
I expect it was hoping for some nice meaty carp or goldfish. All I have are frogs, tadpoles, water slaters, diving beetles and whatnot.
( , Thu 14 Mar 2024, 22:20, Reply)
I expect it was hoping for some nice meaty carp or goldfish. All I have are frogs, tadpoles, water slaters, diving beetles and whatnot.
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And you can hardly count tadpoles and frogs as different creatures, obviously.
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The dog is fascinated by frogs on his walks he always wants to look at them
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I saw him live he seems to detest a lot of people but I found him entertaining
I agreed with him re Frankie Boyle
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I agreed with him re Frankie Boyle
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One of my colleagues saw him last week.
Apparently he laid into Rosie Jones, which I'm all in favour of, I don't care if she's got cerebral palsy but she's a fucking shit comedian.
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Apparently he laid into Rosie Jones, which I'm all in favour of, I don't care if she's got cerebral palsy but she's a fucking shit comedian.
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He walked past me on North Bridge when I lived in Edinburgh about 20 years ago.
He's fucking tiny.
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He's fucking tiny.
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I just got a new job
What have you got thatβs new?
alt: NEW JOB BITCHES!!
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What have you got thatβs new?
alt: NEW JOB BITCHES!!
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Unlikely then
Work bitch is complaining about me taking a second day off, because she doesn't want to do overtime. Pardon me for spraining my fucking back, cunto
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Work bitch is complaining about me taking a second day off, because she doesn't want to do overtime. Pardon me for spraining my fucking back, cunto
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Unless it's her fault you sprained your back,
seems a bit unfair for you to have a go at her for not wanting to do overtime. Works both ways, your problems aren't her problems.
( , Thu 14 Mar 2024, 20:35, Reply)
seems a bit unfair for you to have a go at her for not wanting to do overtime. Works both ways, your problems aren't her problems.
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She's in her thirties.
All the thrill of noncing, none of the pesky legal issues.
( , Thu 14 Mar 2024, 17:49, Reply)
All the thrill of noncing, none of the pesky legal issues.
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I don't think I've ever set foot into one of these "Greggs" places.
They seem like a place for fatties that make poor life choices.
Tell me about your day, Mr Horrible Spasticpants.
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They seem like a place for fatties that make poor life choices.
Tell me about your day, Mr Horrible Spasticpants.
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Been busy punching horses and fucking goats
Or maybe it was the other way round. How about yours?
( , Thu 14 Mar 2024, 14:29, Reply)
Or maybe it was the other way round. How about yours?
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He made a big deal out of being very progressive but was also a massive snob.
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Try The Mail, tell them it was immigrant dole scum
gay immigrant dole scum
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gay immigrant dole scum
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I think the fact it is 300 yards from a police station should sell the it, but no
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It's lunchtime!
Who's going to Greggs and whose brought their own?
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Who's going to Greggs and whose brought their own?
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Headliners are awful but some good stuff further down the bill.
Plus, might watch the Dua Lipa set on my high end 50 inch 4K TV, nah mean?
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Plus, might watch the Dua Lipa set on my high end 50 inch 4K TV, nah mean?
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Dunno. Got a sonos soundbar, might get the surrounds and sub to make it 5.1
Not really interested in that side of things, I just meant the picture quality will be great for leering at Dua Lipa.
( , Thu 14 Mar 2024, 11:51, Reply)
Not really interested in that side of things, I just meant the picture quality will be great for leering at Dua Lipa.
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I’m convinced there’s only 3 people on this site
and the rest are sock puppets
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and the rest are sock puppets
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The joke is that it's indistinguishable from the real one.
Oh, how we laugh!
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Oh, how we laugh!
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IT'S NOT THE TV THAT WOULD BE 7.1, IT WOULD BE THE MEDIA SOURCE!!!!
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I think you'll find it would be the A/V receiver and/or speaker system that would have 7.1 functionality
depending on whether this is available on the media source.
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depending on whether this is available on the media source.
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That's just your age talking,
as you get older you find yourself less and less interested by the thrusting, hungry young artists the youth of today want to see headlining.
Like Coldplay.
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as you get older you find yourself less and less interested by the thrusting, hungry young artists the youth of today want to see headlining.
Like Coldplay.
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They were in the new bands tent when I went in 99
Itβs cool to say that Coldplay are shit and thatβs not right, theyβre complete shit
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Itβs cool to say that Coldplay are shit and thatβs not right, theyβre complete shit
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Morning comrades
I have decided to spend the cash I got for the bike on a garden pub, it's arriving Monday
Would you like to visit and bum baboons/boxer dogs/blue whales?
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I have decided to spend the cash I got for the bike on a garden pub, it's arriving Monday
Would you like to visit and bum baboons/boxer dogs/blue whales?
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is it one of those in a little globe and it snows when you shake it
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Are you going traditional
Or will it be like a beach bar or tiki bar?
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Or will it be like a beach bar or tiki bar?
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I just realized that
I can't remember seeing it written like that before
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I can't remember seeing it written like that before
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Morning. Just dropped the brother in law and m'sister off at UCLH
so they can bleed the sod and poke his bits. Had to get from Berkshire to central London during rush hour so not a relaxing journey as we got later and later..
Good news - one of the drugs that's been turning him bright red didn't turn him bright red so it was a jolly drive!
Just waiting for the call then I can pick 'em up and taxi them home. Pleased to be able to do something constructive to help.
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so they can bleed the sod and poke his bits. Had to get from Berkshire to central London during rush hour so not a relaxing journey as we got later and later..
Good news - one of the drugs that's been turning him bright red didn't turn him bright red so it was a jolly drive!
Just waiting for the call then I can pick 'em up and taxi them home. Pleased to be able to do something constructive to help.
( , Thu 14 Mar 2024, 11:23, Reply)
just saw someone say, "alcoholism is a coping mechanism" and the reply, "So is pop psychology"
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Sweating with fear, I waited to hear the doctor’s verdict. Then the radio started playing Call Me Maybe …
Iβm all for a bit of distraction in a tense medical situation, but who on earth picks those tunes?
Adrian should be worried
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Iβm all for a bit of distraction in a tense medical situation, but who on earth picks those tunes?
Adrian should be worried
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I never read these vague opinion pieces, I find them really odd. The editors opinion was shit, now randoms do them.
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Online journalism is generally crap tbh
Any tips for the Gold Cup? I only bet on sports these days
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Any tips for the Gold Cup? I only bet on sports these days
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a neighbor's kid just turned up at the back door holding a bearded dragon, it's called Ice Pop
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Bearded dragons are cold-blooded so their shits come out frozen already
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I thought all children were nervous with animals until a stranger's kid petted my dog
Sometimes people, even young ones, can surprise us.
Will this do?
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Sometimes people, even young ones, can surprise us.
Will this do?
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What we having?
Can I say I really like having two of me knocking about on here. Cheers
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Can I say I really like having two of me knocking about on here. Cheers
( , Wed 13 Mar 2024, 16:28, Reply)
If you've been a horrible sinner you just get sent straight back there.
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I miss Bou she was a needy spastic this place needs more needy spastics
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It's like being the Dread Pirate Roberts.
It's an honorary title that can pass from person to person.
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It's an honorary title that can pass from person to person.
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Yep, all these accounts should be banned. Just encouraging mental illness of people who should kill themselves now
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barely touch them these days
it's a crying shame but my wife is no longer interested so I don't get the opportunity any more
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it's a crying shame but my wife is no longer interested so I don't get the opportunity any more
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Shame. I'm going to a night in That London next month that'll be massivedrugstastic.
Will send you a PM.
( , Wed 13 Mar 2024, 18:22, Reply)
Will send you a PM.
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Need a script printing?
Just ask
When I started it was still a handwritten scrawl that the chemist needed a fucking Rosetta Stone to decipher
Good times
( , Wed 13 Mar 2024, 17:03, Reply)
Just ask
When I started it was still a handwritten scrawl that the chemist needed a fucking Rosetta Stone to decipher
Good times
( , Wed 13 Mar 2024, 17:03, Reply)
Promise it is for pain relief
And not just for monging out in front of crap telly
In fact make it a pinkie promise
( , Wed 13 Mar 2024, 17:28, Reply)
And not just for monging out in front of crap telly
In fact make it a pinkie promise
( , Wed 13 Mar 2024, 17:28, Reply)
I've still got copies of some great forgeries from those days.
Quite what the guy thought he'd get for his prescription for 1000ml of methadone, 1000 valium 10mg tablets, a few other goodies and "1 tub dakarta foot powder", other than the police being called, I have no idea.
/that was spanishfly m8
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Quite what the guy thought he'd get for his prescription for 1000ml of methadone, 1000 valium 10mg tablets, a few other goodies and "1 tub dakarta foot powder", other than the police being called, I have no idea.
/that was spanishfly m8
( , Wed 13 Mar 2024, 18:16, Reply)
sore feet from walking from pharmacy to pharmacy
yeah that's not what foot powder is for is it
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yeah that's not what foot powder is for is it
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"I'm sorry we're out of stock of some of these bulk items, try Boots"
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More like "please wait here for the police to arrive while we pretend to dispense your obviously forged prescription
while we're actually faxing it to all our mates in the other pharmacies so they can laugh at it"
Full disclosure: I was one of the fax recipients
( , Wed 13 Mar 2024, 19:40, Reply)
while we're actually faxing it to all our mates in the other pharmacies so they can laugh at it"
Full disclosure: I was one of the fax recipients
( , Wed 13 Mar 2024, 19:40, Reply)
I should dig them out, they're fucking hilarious.
Most of them are genuine mind, hilarious prescribing errors where the doctor has signed off on ridiculous dose code malfunctions like telling a patient to stick a diazepam tablet in each eye. I wish I was joking.
( , Wed 13 Mar 2024, 19:53, Reply)
Most of them are genuine mind, hilarious prescribing errors where the doctor has signed off on ridiculous dose code malfunctions like telling a patient to stick a diazepam tablet in each eye. I wish I was joking.
( , Wed 13 Mar 2024, 19:53, Reply)
Not that I'm planning a pharmacy heist or anything
but would there ever be a reasonable and mundane reason to dispense hundreds (if not thousands) of super valuable meds to one person like that? I'm thinking a badly run care home might have someone who collects medicine on patient's behalf or something..?
( , Wed 13 Mar 2024, 19:59, Reply)
but would there ever be a reasonable and mundane reason to dispense hundreds (if not thousands) of super valuable meds to one person like that? I'm thinking a badly run care home might have someone who collects medicine on patient's behalf or something..?
( , Wed 13 Mar 2024, 19:59, Reply)
No.
A prescription is for an individual patient, so that would never be ethical or legal [substituting those for your terms "reasonable" and "mundane"].
To get into specifics which you didn't specify: if an individual employee of a care home was collecting controlled drugs for one or more patients, then their name/ID would be requested and recorded as a direct result of the legal changes enacted as a result of the Shipman enquiry.
Which resulted in a truly bizarre exchange I had in Ladybank with a fucking idiot who refused to collect his tramadol when I asked him to sign the back of his prescription because "that's a legal document! In America, if you signed something like that they might not let you buy a gun!"
He never came back for his tramadol, so I hope he didn't need it. He didn't strike me as someone who any competent authority would license to have a firearm.
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A prescription is for an individual patient, so that would never be ethical or legal [substituting those for your terms "reasonable" and "mundane"].
To get into specifics which you didn't specify: if an individual employee of a care home was collecting controlled drugs for one or more patients, then their name/ID would be requested and recorded as a direct result of the legal changes enacted as a result of the Shipman enquiry.
Which resulted in a truly bizarre exchange I had in Ladybank with a fucking idiot who refused to collect his tramadol when I asked him to sign the back of his prescription because "that's a legal document! In America, if you signed something like that they might not let you buy a gun!"
He never came back for his tramadol, so I hope he didn't need it. He didn't strike me as someone who any competent authority would license to have a firearm.
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what is this "any competent authority would license" nonsense, read the second amendment, we're all entitled to as many guns as we can afford
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did you take her to plymouth?
i can understand her mistaking it for a toilet
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i can understand her mistaking it for a toilet
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He cheated, then he posted about it here to get attention, very sad
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Have you got BPD on ignore..?
He said that but also called me a tragic wankstrain
( , Wed 13 Mar 2024, 16:17, Reply)
He said that but also called me a tragic wankstrain
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Managed to get a couple of tickets for Chaka Khan in June
what you looking forward to?
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what you looking forward to?
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There's a reservoir near the Spanish border
That had a record for largest common carp, iirc
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That had a record for largest common carp, iirc
( , Wed 13 Mar 2024, 12:47, Reply)
On the less good news front
brother in law is confused and physically unstable. His brain tumor is incredibly aggressive but he's on so much medication it may be that he would be better to come off some of the treatments. The toxicity builds up so they may not be doing him any good any longer.
I'm afraid I know too much about the trajectory of this disease to be anything other than despondent. His decline is absolutely typical of glioblastoma. Next few months are going to be shit then... urgh.
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brother in law is confused and physically unstable. His brain tumor is incredibly aggressive but he's on so much medication it may be that he would be better to come off some of the treatments. The toxicity builds up so they may not be doing him any good any longer.
I'm afraid I know too much about the trajectory of this disease to be anything other than despondent. His decline is absolutely typical of glioblastoma. Next few months are going to be shit then... urgh.
( , Wed 13 Mar 2024, 12:32, Reply)
I have tickets for Goat, AC/DC and Hieroglyphics
and I'm due a fairly sizeable payout from my brother's pensions in a couple of weeks, looking forward to that
( , Wed 13 Mar 2024, 12:35, Reply)
and I'm due a fairly sizeable payout from my brother's pensions in a couple of weeks, looking forward to that
( , Wed 13 Mar 2024, 12:35, Reply)
no need, it has already been offered lol
I'm most likely going to clear a debt to my mums with it, they bailed us out when my wife was unable to work due to the Big C on a 'if you can ever pay it back then great but don't stress if not' basis, I really want to get it repaid.
I also want an Β£1100 necklace but my wife is not having any of it
( , Wed 13 Mar 2024, 13:26, Reply)
I'm most likely going to clear a debt to my mums with it, they bailed us out when my wife was unable to work due to the Big C on a 'if you can ever pay it back then great but don't stress if not' basis, I really want to get it repaid.
I also want an Β£1100 necklace but my wife is not having any of it
( , Wed 13 Mar 2024, 13:26, Reply)
Blow the whole lot on one 45rpm single
it's what he would have wanted...
( , Wed 13 Mar 2024, 12:46, Reply)
it's what he would have wanted...
( , Wed 13 Mar 2024, 12:46, Reply)
Lloret DeMar
Been to the hotel a few times before and I really like the area
( , Wed 13 Mar 2024, 14:10, Reply)
Been to the hotel a few times before and I really like the area
( , Wed 13 Mar 2024, 14:10, Reply)
I did like tosser del mar
Which is a nice walk from loret. Loll tosser!!!
( , Wed 13 Mar 2024, 15:17, Reply)
Which is a nice walk from loret. Loll tosser!!!
( , Wed 13 Mar 2024, 15:17, Reply)
I honestly can't keep track of which beakering moron is which, might flounce.
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The main problem I have is that I didn't know anyone's old usernames either.
I think there's 3 or 4 regular shitposters on here, but they're completely interchangeable as far as I'm concerned.
( , Wed 13 Mar 2024, 10:37, Reply)
I think there's 3 or 4 regular shitposters on here, but they're completely interchangeable as far as I'm concerned.
( , Wed 13 Mar 2024, 10:37, Reply)
A handy guide would help. Like if they mention vinyl it's mcbeef, if they owned
a pub it's DBZ. I've only just figured out who Drimble is now (I think). I almost always know who Dozer is, which may be the shittest talent I've ever developed.
( , Wed 13 Mar 2024, 11:00, Reply)
I've only just figured out who Drimble is now (I think) YOU FUCKING LIE SIR
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Is it you?
Or $$$?
I took a year off and when I came back things became confusing.
Does Rachelswipe still post?
( , Wed 13 Mar 2024, 11:36, Reply)
Or $$$?
I took a year off and when I came back things became confusing.
Does Rachelswipe still post?
( , Wed 13 Mar 2024, 11:36, Reply)
True internet anonymity.
Until an Australian with a saltwater pool has a nervous breakdown and starts e-mailing people's employer's.
( , Wed 13 Mar 2024, 11:49, Reply)
Replaced by an ensemble cast of tryhard lolwaki cunts, I blame Brexit
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Since many of us seem to be here for the long haul, will /talk eventually degenerate into old people complaining about their physical ailments and occasional death notices? Who'll be last? Do they win?
( , Wed 13 Mar 2024, 10:23, Reply)
Sprained it in my sleep, apparently
Every time I get comfortable, it goes into spasms
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Every time I get comfortable, it goes into spasms
( , Wed 13 Mar 2024, 11:00, Reply)
Try this:
1: lie flat on the ground and bend one knee
2: lay that knee on the ground next to you (rotating your leg 90 degrees from the hip so your knee is now pointing due left/right)
3: turn your upper body the opposite direction to the way your knee is pointing
4: stretch your arms as far as you can in the direction opposite your knee
5: have a medium weight person press on your hips and torso, just to really make everything pop and click
6: repeat in mirror image fashion until everything hurts equally badly
( , Wed 13 Mar 2024, 15:38, Reply)
1: lie flat on the ground and bend one knee
2: lay that knee on the ground next to you (rotating your leg 90 degrees from the hip so your knee is now pointing due left/right)
3: turn your upper body the opposite direction to the way your knee is pointing
4: stretch your arms as far as you can in the direction opposite your knee
5: have a medium weight person press on your hips and torso, just to really make everything pop and click
6: repeat in mirror image fashion until everything hurts equally badly
( , Wed 13 Mar 2024, 15:38, Reply)
optional
7: perform several forward rolls
8: attempt to do the twist while holding onto a door frame
9: do a kind of quarter-bridge against a wall while standing up and rolling your shoulders backwards
10: gentle Cossack dancing
( , Wed 13 Mar 2024, 15:43, Reply)
7: perform several forward rolls
8: attempt to do the twist while holding onto a door frame
9: do a kind of quarter-bridge against a wall while standing up and rolling your shoulders backwards
10: gentle Cossack dancing
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Took a tour of a weed farm yesterday. Huge great place, not a bag in site to smoke . Opposite a police station too. Big balls on those fellas
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It was all fully ventilated. Proper good job. Now shut down , fucking rozzas
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Everything, good 150k of equipment, have a look on Google maps, opposite the furze wren Bexleyheath
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Weed farm 300yrds from Bexleyheath police station. The met are brilliant
( , Wed 13 Mar 2024, 12:30, Reply)
( , Wed 13 Mar 2024, 12:30, Reply)
I got a pair of socks for Christmas with pennywise the clown on
I have washed them once and now they have turned into kids socksβ¦they cut off my circulationβ¦do you think they are possessed?
( , Wed 13 Mar 2024, 9:01, Reply)
I have washed them once and now they have turned into kids socksβ¦they cut off my circulationβ¦do you think they are possessed?
( , Wed 13 Mar 2024, 9:01, Reply)
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