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hands off cocks, hands on socks; it's...
DINGBAT WEDNESDAY!

here, give these a try: www.quizmasters.biz/DB/Pic/Dingbats/Gfx/Dingbats_02_Full.jpg

and remember, if you cheat; the terrorists win.

ONLY #8 REMAINS. HERE'S A CLUE: www.b3ta.com/talk/7941864

it's over, move on with your lives. new thread please.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:11, Reply)
afternoon tea

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:12, Reply)
dunno the rest

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:13, Reply)
yep. this lot are a bit tenuous and 9 is complete bollocks but i reckon we can get the rest

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:14, Reply)
morning, The Doveston

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:32, Reply)
you'd think whales was behind england time zone wise

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:37, Reply)
haha, you card

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:39, Reply)
round of drinks

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:14, Reply)
DING

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:15, Reply)
a score to settle

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:15, Reply)
DING

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:16, Reply)
dunno

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:16, Reply)
A leap in the dark

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:17, Reply)
DING
that one seemed particularly rubbish to me.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:19, Reply)
i appreciate you increasing the legitimacy of the thread by posting in it though

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:17, Reply)
hole in one, i don't take part as i find them a bit easy

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:21, Reply)
DING
well la-di-dah! just thought it'd provide a momentary distraction as we trudge through our miserable lives
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:24, Reply)
i can't help being autistic :(

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:27, Reply)
i assumed it was a choice
like being gay or foreign
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:31, Reply)
:( moment a side

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:34, Reply)
nope
i hereby diagnose you unautism
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:41, Reply)
aww man i'll have to stop claiming my massive benifits

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:44, Reply)
i won't tell if you won't

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:46, Reply)
White elephant?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:20, Reply)
DING
also never doubt me again
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:23, Reply)
1,2,3 and 7 but I'm kind of busy

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:22, Reply)
that's cool, i'd rather you didn't post obviously

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:22, Reply)
A dark horse?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:28, Reply)
racist

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:29, Reply)
DING
welcome to the party, pal
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:30, Reply)
I'm rubbish at this sort of thing :(

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:30, Reply)
A splitting headache

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:30, Reply)
DING
monster munch is going to be gutted he missed this
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:30, Reply)
probably got caught wanking with the sound on

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:31, Reply)
hahahahaha

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:33, Reply)
can't believe that she caught me red-handed, wanking with the porn sound on

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:35, Reply)
Red glanded

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:49, Reply)
is 2 a warning sign?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:31, Reply)
and 8 may be door to door, but that's shit if it is

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:33, Reply)
Doctor, doctor, innit.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:36, Reply)
no, it int

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:38, Reply)
Is it not?
Oh. OK.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:39, Reply)
here's a clue. number 8 could also be illustrated thusly
images.northrup.org/picture/xl/ducks/crop0042.jpg
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:46, Reply)
No....surely
a pair of docs? Paradox?
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:54, Reply)
It's a duck and a drake, though.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:57, Reply)
that's not drake, he's black

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:58, Reply)
lol

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:00, Reply)
oh fuck off
took me long enough to find a pic that didn't have 'pair of ducks' in the url
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:59, Reply)
*nods sadly*
the final DING to you, my friend
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:57, Reply)
this is dingbats, not a robert palmer concert m8

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:39, Reply)
yeah about blacks

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:35, Reply)
I prefer millets

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:39, Reply)
close
it's phrased 'a blank of blank' if that helps
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:37, Reply)
oh, a sign of trouble?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:39, Reply)
nope, both words wrong
they're alliterative words
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:40, Reply)
a word of warning

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:45, Reply)
DING
two hats with the steal!
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:47, Reply)
Splitting headache
Overdraft
A moment later
Doctor, doctor
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:35, Reply)
hang on a moment
I believe
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:37, Reply)
the "A overdraft" one is shit
it's AN overdraft
twats
where did you find this gayolith?
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:38, Reply)
it's not 'a overdraft'
there's a adjective missing
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:40, Reply)
nvm, beefo got it

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:43, Reply)
a moment a side i think

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:39, Reply)
neither you nor mono are correct

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:41, Reply)
Oh I seeee.
I'm a bit shit at these.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:40, Reply)
DING
NEAR-DING
DUNG
DUNG
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:39, Reply)
A large overdraft?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:41, Reply)
DING!
see, you're not THAT shit
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:43, Reply)
last one: draft below, eh?
cold Canadian
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:35, Reply)
nerp
mono is closest, he's just missing a word in the middle
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:42, Reply)
4 across: Well-wisher
2 down: gunt
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:37, Reply)
that made me laugh harder than it really should have

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:38, Reply)
OH MY SWEET CHRIST PLEASE DO NOT DO AN IMAGE SEARCH FOR GUNT
:(
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:43, Reply)
Jews caused all of the world's wars

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:43, Reply)
oh yeah, i see it now

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:44, Reply)
which one is that for?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:44, Reply)
11
+9/
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:44, Reply)
freaks my nut out to this day, ma8e

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:48, Reply)
haha

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:49, Reply)
I think the American Jewry should pay everyone reparations

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:47, Reply)
a touching moment

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:49, Reply)
DING
PENG
nice one scouse, that was causing some problems
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:52, Reply)
pervert

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:59, Reply)
hey manolith, which ones are left to get?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:51, Reply)
DR DR, I believe

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:52, Reply)
yeah
frinkiac.com/meme/S05E01/1150648.jpg?b64lines=TnVtYmVyIGVpZ2h0LiAoYmVsY2gpCiBOdW1iZXIgZWlnaHQuICggYmVsY2gp
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:54, Reply)
oh hey, i think i've got it but i'm really disappointed with myself for getting it

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:56, Reply)
also, what i think it is doesn't line up with your clue

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:58, Reply)
a pair of docs? ok, i'm wrong
which is good
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:59, Reply)
what were you thinking?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:01, Reply)
paradox

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:55, Reply)
pair of ducks

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:56, Reply)
How the fuck does 'DR' mean 'duck'?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:56, Reply)
pair of docs

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:57, Reply)
that's my clue, you cleft
in theirs it is 'pair of docs'
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:58, Reply)
sorry buddy, he beat you by 1 minute

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:59, Reply)
In a way, we're all winners

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:59, Reply)
story of my life

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:02, Reply)
well done guys
you can all go home
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:59, Reply)
bit of a rubbish prize for people already home, i shan't take part again

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:01, Reply)
I think Manolith will send you a £5 waterstone's gift card

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:02, Reply)
hey, guess the sitcom never had a prize
didn't stop it being a runaway success
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:02, Reply)
Haha, trains!!!!!!

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:34, Reply)
Yanks call them sneaks

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:34, Reply)

Y W
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:41, Reply)
shut up richard you prick

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:35, Reply)
I deserved this, it's only fair

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:40, Reply)
oh come on now, really

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:39, Reply)
I'm sorry
I don't know what I was thinking
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:41, Reply)
that's your problem, m8
you don't think. Bit less of this *makes wanking gesture* and bit more of this *taps side of head*...yeah?
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:58, Reply)
Yes miss.
Sorry miss.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:59, Reply)
A guy from school committed suicide by jumping in front of a train

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:41, Reply)
selfish

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:41, Reply)
Girl from my school jumped off a bridge, onto the train tracks.
Admirably thorough, but a terrible loss.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:43, Reply)
Come to think of it, she might have just hanged herself from a bridge.
I dunno, it was a long time ago.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:44, Reply)
tallahatchie?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:45, Reply)
Gesundheit.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:49, Reply)
lol
Cultural impact
Soon after the song's chart success, the Tallahatchie Bridge saw an increase in those willing to jump off of it. Since the bridge height is only 20 feet (6 m), death or injury was unlikely. To curb the trend, the Leflore County Board enacted a law fining jumpers $100.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:51, Reply)
I'd have made the bridge higher.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:58, Reply)
Someone round my way died on the train tracks here, the official line is that she was collecting pebbles or something.
The word on the street is that she was collecting them to throw at a trainspotter across the track.

But that's the thing about kid deaths. It's always the nice loved ones who were good students. You never hear about the ones who spent their time smoking sovereigns behind the playing fields and called the PE teacher a wanker.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:47, Reply)
Lesson: be an obnoxious wanker, live forever.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:58, Reply)
Yessss

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:08, Reply)
It's worked so far for me.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:43, Reply)
fella at my school lent out the window for a piss and died hitting the kidbrooke tunnel

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:44, Reply)
Why was he leaning out the window for a piss?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:47, Reply)
Dickhead?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:48, Reply)
that's what confused us all, suppose it was to prevent splash back

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:49, Reply)
I guess it didn't work, then.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:01, Reply)
Guy from the year above died cos of using his mobile whilst driving. A guy from my year drank himself to death, and another guy from my year is currently in prison for kicking his girlfriend to death.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:48, Reply)
Rough school.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:49, Reply)
Yeah, for a private school. Once someone even brought a gun into school!
It was me, I was returning my friends air pistol to him but it was just after Columbine and I got into a shitload of trouble.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:52, Reply)
OhMG, finally, your (very expensive) sunglasses post
bookmarking this forever
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:54, Reply)
No idea what that means, I don't wear sunglasses as I'm not blind or a rapist.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:18, Reply)
it's soo hilarious that privileged young people get away with stuff that ruins the lives of less privileged young people

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:55, Reply)
it was great when the fat bully at school got caught selling cocaine
and instead of expulsion his dad donated loads of equipment to the science labs because he was the MD for Hornby Hobbies
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:03, Reply)
can we maybe stop listing suicides and deaths by misadventure now?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:52, Reply)
there was guy from barry who ate a big mac too fast and choked to death

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:54, Reply)
I remember reading about that

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:56, Reply)
That's even worse than running yourself over after eating too many baked potatoes!

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:00, Reply)
haha, thanks for reminding me of that, always makes me crack a smile

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:02, Reply)
^

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:25, Reply)
I remember laughing at that.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:00, Reply)
they are just too tasty, but what a way to go enjoying a smashing treat

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:04, Reply)
It's slightly more diverting than pretending to be a station announcer.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:01, Reply)
a couple of people died from sudden unexpected nocturnal death Syndrome

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:59, Reply)
I got a railway safety book at school drawn by the Roald Dahl illustrator
and I've been very safe around train tracks ever since
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:02, Reply)
i used to put coins on the track to make them flat

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:03, Reply)
Quentin Blake would be flattered to hear this
Quentin Blake is the name you tried so hard to remember. Quentin Blake.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:04, Reply)
I wasn't even trying to remember m8
if I said Quentin Blake people would just think I was talking about that posh cunt from old Top Gear
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:05, Reply)
nah i think most of us are aware of who quentin blake is

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:06, Reply)
^

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:13, Reply)
yeah, I forgot just how ancient you old cunts are

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:27, Reply)
nah

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:07, Reply)
oh, you mean joey from friends?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:10, Reply)
I used to enjoy the way Quentin Wilson would sneer at everything.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:10, Reply)
Q-Blake as he is known to his mates

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:06, Reply)
i got one of those
it had a thing about throwing a hat full of piss out of a train window
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:13, Reply)


(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:13, Reply)
swear down, mush

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:20, Reply)

www.google.co.uk/search?q=on+track+for+the+eighties+1980&biw=1280&bih=687&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwid0bS29_TMAhXqI8AKHTo1A2QQ_AUIBygC#tbm=isch&q=on+track+for+the+eighties+1980+british+transport
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:42, Reply)
^steam nonce

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:43, Reply)
i've decided i can't be arsed to get a train to london after all

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:43, Reply)
<3
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpTf9S_07NQ
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:43, Reply)
more like
www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0qKhoW2kCw
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:52, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ugIoMD495E
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:56, Reply)
wow is that all crack?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:58, Reply)
:)

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:01, Reply)
the next thread has been delayed by approximately fifty-seven minutes, talk apologizes for the delay and the disruption caused to your journey

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:12, Reply)
*buys tuna & sweetcorn sandwich and carton of orange juice*
*maxes out credit card*
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:14, Reply)
dn't frgt t chw th crn
y knw wht tht ds t yr sht
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:17, Reply)
but it makes my poo look more festive
same reason why I eat red and green glitter at christmas time
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:18, Reply)
There's a link on the BBC news page headed 'poo attack'

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:32, Reply)
with neil buchanan?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:34, Reply)
good heavens

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:38, Reply)
feel free to not keep this up, by the way
no-one will care either way
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:20, Reply)
wll d ntl th clck strks twlv mdnght

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:23, Reply)
n yr sht m8

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:25, Reply)
please be advised that for all thread delays over thirty minutes posters are able to claim refreshment costs compensation
using one of our compensation forms
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:31, Reply)

please collect a form from the refreshment costs compensation form office
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:32, Reply)

the office is open between 4.59am and 5.00am every wednesday
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:33, Reply)
make that 5 pints then

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:33, Reply)

all reasonable costs will be reimbursed
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:35, Reply)
time for a couple of pints then

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:15, Reply)
b3ta should be nationalised.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:16, Reply)
will there be a replacement /links service?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:17, Reply)


(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:17, Reply)
Only if we can blame the delay on paedophile immigrants.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:18, Reply)
but you'll miss classic posts like this
www.b3ta.com/links/B3ta_member_wont_be_on_talk_for_a_few_months
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:19, Reply)
oh man, zing!

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:20, Reply)
Haha, I was wondering, hoho, I was wondering, haha, why we hadn't seen Dr Shambolic for a while!
Heehee, it's funny, haha, it's funny 'cos this is implying, hoho, implying, haha, that he's a pervert!
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:28, Reply)
they really are a bunch of massive cunts, aren't they

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:35, Reply)
I demand a refund

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:18, Reply)
I'm converting to islam
I just think it's easier in the long run
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:19, Reply)
islam? what's that, is it better than an ipad?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:27, Reply)
iNfidel

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:31, Reply)
iSis

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:33, Reply)
I just sold some lego to a bloke who likes trains
and I don't mean like my videos. I mean he's spent about a thousand pounds building a Lego version of a train station in Paris.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:19, Reply)
why on earth would you go through the trouble of selling things to yourself?
is life really that boring?
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:21, Reply)
that's just a retarded comment manolith
you can do better than that. I believe in you.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:25, Reply)
i just can't believe there's another person like you

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:31, Reply)
He's not like me m8
I do it to make money. He does it because he wants his wife to divorce him for spending the price of a new hatchback on some model houses.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:34, Reply)
I would never assume someone liked your videos.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:25, Reply)
207 likes this month, according to Youtube Analytics

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:28, Reply)
207 sympathy likes

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:35, Reply)
Did you sell him some Lego security guards?
Can't be too careful, in the current geopolitical climate.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:25, Reply)
I sold him some plastic flowers and all the light grey blocks I had
He was very pleased.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:28, Reply)
I really can't bring myself to sort all of our Lego bricks by colour and size.
I mean, I should, as it'd make building anything much easier, but I know it wouldn't last.
Proper mental anguish, every time I look at one of the boxes of random bits.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:31, Reply)
I bought a job lot of blocks by weight
and got my mate's kids to sort them for me. They thought it was a great game.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:35, Reply)
+ol

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:39, Reply)
Take them to a casino and get them to count cards for you.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:40, Reply)
I'll walk home

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:20, Reply)
strikethrough l to n
lol!
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:21, Reply)
if I can find a secluded spot

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:22, Reply)
sake, i'll just walk

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:24, Reply)
<s>l</s> n

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:24, Reply)
if I can find a secluded spot

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:25, Reply)
This place is full of walkers

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:37, Reply)
<s>w</s> t

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:41, Reply)
let's keep this train rollin'

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:27, Reply)
I like trains
not in a writing-their-numbers-down sense though
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:29, Reply)
they were an ok band

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:30, Reply)
'll jst lv ths hr
www.youtube.com/watch?v=odMSq0WJ1GM
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:53, Reply)
I live near the railway. Bit noisy.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:31, Reply)
I live near the abandoned goods yards
it's got a museum with all the old steam engines parked outside, just rusting away
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:42, Reply)
steam engines are boring and noisy and stupid.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:42, Reply)
^ projecting

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:45, Reply)
No, really. They're rubbish. The sort of people that like steam trains also like amateur radio and child porn.
Gerald is a case in point.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:50, Reply)
bloody saddo's and their shit hobbies

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:53, Reply)
Apparently you can pretend to like certain things to attract women
www.thegentlemansjournal.com/the-5-hobbies-that-women-find-most-attractive/
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:01, Reply)
forever alone :(

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:02, Reply)
That's the beauty of it, you don't need to actually like any of these things
just have some magazines lying about the place when you get a bird round. She'll say "oh, you like photography or saink?" and you'll go "yer, bend over for a minute" and then bob's your uncle.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:04, Reply)
good idea, i'll get some microwave meal for one cook books on the coffee table

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:16, Reply)
now you're talking

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:17, Reply)
i can't wait till the betterware lady comes to collect the catalogue, eh

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:19, Reply)
Our betterware lady was gorgeous
When she said "I see you never buy anything, would you rather I didn't drop off the catalogue?" I wasn't sure what to say.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:20, Reply)
this has the makings of a curtis script

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:31, Reply)

urtis onfessions...
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:34, Reply)
"I always assumed that these letters were made up, so I thought I'd send in one of my own"

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:35, Reply)
I believe everything I've ever read in porn magazines.
Particularly the article in Shaven Havens where the man has a dildo mounted on a mechanical arm that popped out from a hidden compartment in the wall. That was definitely 100% true.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:39, Reply)
the engineering involved in creating such a thing
he's wasting his time wanking and writing about it
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:42, Reply)
I like to think that, every morning, he'd reach out to silence his alarm clock, hit the wrong button,
and take a rubber cock to the kisser.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:54, Reply)
BAM
lol
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:55, Reply)
I know, my whole life could be played by Hugh Grant, really
particularly the bit when I paid for a blowjob in the back of a limo
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:34, Reply)
Poor Argyle.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:39, Reply)
'actually could you just drop the catalogue, then bend over and pick it up again'

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:39, Reply)
Actually, savage, I never looked at her bottom
I was thinking about sticking it in her mouth
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:44, Reply)
Missed out on a lingering cleavage shot, there.
I had a colleague who came in to my office and made a big show of "accidentally" dropping something in front me and then bending down, very slowly, to pick it up. The effect was somewhat ruined by her having a chest like an ironing board.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:52, Reply)
^godby

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:52, Reply)
covered in a thin piece of heat retardant fabric?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:54, Reply)
Nothing is sexier.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:55, Reply)
I agree
we should talk. How do you feel about ears?
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:58, Reply)
i watched a bit of veep last night

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:00, Reply)
IBYD

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:00, Reply)
I'd Bang Your Dad?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:02, Reply)
disgusting

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:06, Reply)

p t
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:02, Reply)
More of a nose man, tbh.
Unless you've found a real life elf?
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:03, Reply)
I'd rather not say

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:09, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-4tIs00NvM
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:55, Reply)
^bent

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:57, Reply)
beside the point here please try to focus

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:59, Reply)
soz, wanking

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:10, Reply)
she'd probably have some sort of plastic doohickey for repelling unwanted penii

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:52, Reply)
I'll wank on that too
I can't afford to be fussy, m8
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:54, Reply)
you'd wank on anything

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:59, Reply)
I shan't deny this

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:01, Reply)
They've missed out 'filling the house with thousands of dirty old records', bit of an oversight there

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:07, Reply)
Rich, these suggestions are clearly for people who don't have their shit together
You, my friend, are a fucking fanny magnet
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:08, Reply)
What a loaf of piss

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:37, Reply)
is it, like, sliced frozen piss or something?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:56, Reply)
The sort of people who also go to 'steam fairs' and are members of CAMRA
and eat homemade sandwiches out of tupperware on park benches when it's not really warm enough to be out.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:53, Reply)
basically, Supermatt

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:56, Reply)
This.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:56, Reply)
Myself and the kids enjoyed the steam pumping station at crossness, but there are some steam nonces there
imgur.com/p8qYSXX
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:58, Reply)
^steam nonce

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:00, Reply)
more a local history nonce, thx

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:01, Reply)
^bogie fancier

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:01, Reply)
LOOK SANDWICHES ARE DAYLIGHT ROBBERY THESE DAYS OK? :(

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:30, Reply)
^

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:39, Reply)
Gerald likes child porn?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:59, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7941512
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:01, Reply)
I stand by what I said

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:03, Reply)
No scrap value in pig iron, let them rot

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:43, Reply)
Yes, but you're REALLY special.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:36, Reply)
that was Shambles' schtick
are you just leeching personality traits off other people now?
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:38, Reply)
Phat?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:39, Reply)
Phat beets mate
beets cos it's Poland innit
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:42, Reply)
word

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:44, Reply)
Haha, good 1 m(64^0.5).

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:44, Reply)

www.geograph.org.uk/photo/611450
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:33, Reply)
old ones can be cool

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:43, Reply)
i might get on a train today to go to london to look at a red sub

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:36, Reply)
Don't think this is an appropriate forum for BDSM discussions

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:38, Reply)
Where is then?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:41, Reply)
/QOTW obvs

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:53, Reply)
b& aint i

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:59, Reply)
Alright just tell me what you want to post on there and I'll do it for you

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:07, Reply)
nah they might come over here and that's the last thing we want

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:17, Reply)
#qotwxit

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:48, Reply)
october?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:43, Reply)
^ Sean Connery doing a russian accent

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:44, Reply)
my favourite is honey oat

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:45, Reply)
is she fit ?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:17, Reply)
k

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:40, Reply)
it's all go today, innit

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:43, Reply)
if /talk was a train
it'd be one of these
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:42, Reply)
if /talk was a train
it'd be one of these
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:44, Reply)
hey wow, is this the birth of a meme?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:46, Reply)
posting to show that I was here at meme ground zero

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:50, Reply)
i wouldn't bother
2 can has just ruined it, as per
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:58, Reply)
if /talk was a train
it'd be one of these
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:50, Reply)
Thomas was blue.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:51, Reply)
yeah, and james was red

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:52, Reply)
And Gordon was green

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:56, Reply)

sure about that?
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:59, Reply)
Well. There we go.
Is Edward the green one?
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:03, Reply)
Henry m8
wouldn't come out of the tunnel cos he didn't want the rain to spoil his paint job, typical British Leyland
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:19, Reply)
GORDON'S OLIVE

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:59, Reply)
You moron, it's Henry that's green. A five year old could tell you that.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:06, Reply)
Actually, none of them are green
they paint them turquoise, because green paint doesn't show up as green on tv, but turquoise does.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:06, Reply)
No they paint them all pink, they can't be green because of the green screens they use so they can edit out the people moving the trains around. They then recolour the individual frames afterwards.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:09, Reply)
well it was different in my day, of course
no green screen back then. The trains were genetically engineered life-forms, who...well I've already said too much.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:10, Reply)

frinkiac.com/gif/S07E02/769017/772854.gif?b64lines=VVNVQUxMWSBXRQogSlVTVCBUQVBFIEEgQlVOQ0ggT0YgQ0FUUwogVE9HRVRIRVIu
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:25, Reply)
In the days of black & white tv, studio lights would reflect off of white guitars so much, that they couldn't use them on screen
so gibson guitars came up with a colour called 'tv yellow' which looked white on telly. There.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:30, Reply)
that's actually halfway interesting, thanks

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:39, Reply)
plezh

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:43, Reply)
Did not know this

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:43, Reply)
The only thing I know anything about is guitars, m8

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:45, Reply)
NERD1111!!!!!

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:44, Reply)
Nah, nerds are clever
i.imgur.com/PF0AcSp.jpg
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:46, Reply)
On the original Star Trek they wanted to have spock as bright red, but because most people had black and white tv's it looked like he was blacking up like a minstrel.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:13, Reply)
lol

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:35, Reply)
except only one person would be powering it

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:45, Reply)
nah it'd be two
both baldmonkey
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:48, Reply)
fair

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:59, Reply)
If /talk was a train
it'd be this www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8HO6hba9ZE
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:55, Reply)
death of a meme

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:31, Reply)
Riding on a train, think of you again, your love has got me high, high high, you know I need you baby

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:42, Reply)
xx

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:45, Reply)
hey, if you haven't been chased for some work to be done that was requested over a month ago
it's no longer required, right?
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:50, Reply)
Right.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:51, Reply)
Statute of limitations innit

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:54, Reply)
You've been fired but they don't have the balls to tell you

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:56, Reply)
i'm still getting paid
got a bit more than usual this month, actually
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:33, Reply)
the person will assume you're ignoring it for a reason and ask someone else
either way, you don't need to worry about it
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:02, Reply)
is that how delegation works?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:34, Reply)
oh, absolutely
If you don't delegate this way, you then have to spend all of your time finding someone to blame. It's exhausting.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:36, Reply)
burn it

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:06, Reply)
burn it all

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:07, Reply)
You're all about burning stuff lately, ss
is everything alright at home?
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:07, Reply)
nah, it burnt down

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:09, Reply)
Well, ok
let me know if you want to talk x
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:11, Reply)
no it means they're building up a dossier in order to fire you

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:51, Reply)
The fuck is this shit?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:26, Reply)
Not a pun thread.
Of that I am sure.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:29, Reply)
House of Train

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:47, Reply)
The Rat Track

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:48, Reply)
Bring Me The Head Of Steam Of Alfredo Garcia

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:58, Reply)
Mica Carriage

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:59, Reply)
The Replacement Bus Service

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:08, Reply)
Tracks Domino

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:15, Reply)
it's really shit
really really fucking shit
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:37, Reply)
Intolerable prick thread

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:18, Reply)
GET IN HERE!!

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:20, Reply)
I feel like this is the place for me.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:20, Reply)
retweeting this

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:21, Reply)
Where is numero uno when you need him.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:26, Reply)
morning

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:09, Reply)
morning MONO!
morning everyone
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:10, Reply)
how's tricks?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:12, Reply)
alright
wired up a phat amplifier to my car yesterday, donk donk donk
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:29, Reply)
morning
#beyondajoke #soconfusedrightnow #threadrush
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:10, Reply)
cheer up. vlad

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:12, Reply)
#monoruinseverything
alright
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:12, Reply)
I was trying to fix it with one thread to rule them all
I'm sure that intolerable prick richard will be along soon to "put me in my place" though
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:13, Reply)
Fuck a horse

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:17, Reply)
Morning mate.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:17, Reply)
morning piglet

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:26, Reply)
ban mono

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:17, Reply)
how do?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:26, Reply)
man bono

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:02, Reply)
@grrrmachine @windy pig morning

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 7:35, Reply)
no point posting here
you'll delete it
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 7:40, Reply)
Rude

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 7:42, Reply)
Morning Mongy. Morning Grrr

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 7:44, Reply)
Fuck it I'm posting here
morning
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 7:53, Reply)
You do what you want pal, fuck the mods

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 7:59, Reply)
hey, woah now

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:03, Reply)
You love it you slag

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:07, Reply)
you know me too well

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:11, Reply)
mrnng

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 7:54, Reply)
Alright

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:00, Reply)
RT: @grrrmachine @windy pig morning #morning #talk

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:00, Reply)
morning
#blessed
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:03, Reply)
m@@rning

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:04, Reply)
#AllLivesMatter

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:07, Reply)
Even peodophiles? You sicken me

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:08, Reply)
Morning.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 7:32, Reply)
MORNING !

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:07, Reply)
morning

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 7:30, Reply)
Oh

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 7:32, Reply)
alright

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 21:25, Reply)
Are you saying that last thread was short lived and moribund?

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 21:41, Reply)
yes

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 22:12, Reply)
That's ok then

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 22:20, Reply)
Bit harsh

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 22:27, Reply)
Ningles dozers

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 22:19, Reply)
muppleface daffodildo xx

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 22:23, Reply)
Herbert's logs
Ingleston style.
(, Tue 24 May 2016, 22:37, Reply)
I miss numero uno

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 23:36, Reply)
Cup your hands together
and don't close your eyes when you run
(, Tue 24 May 2016, 23:44, Reply)
alright CDW

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 23:56, Reply)
I've marked nearly 1000 English scripts in the past three weeks
so I'm now all right
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 0:09, Reply)
Eveninh

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 20:50, Reply)
And to you Sir

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 20:58, Reply)
cheerio, I say old chap

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 21:00, Reply)
Bye bye
Have fun whatevs it is your up to tonight
(, Tue 24 May 2016, 21:01, Reply)
Wvening old bean

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 21:14, Reply)
Alright SSG

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 21:34, Reply)
hiya

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 21:43, Reply)
Hey

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 22:27, Reply)
Hvening.

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 21:58, Reply)
Hello all.
Please post spoilers for tomorrows threads here.
(, Tue 24 May 2016, 20:12, Reply)
tomorrow I'm going to type everything without vowels
lk ths,hhh o/
(, Tue 24 May 2016, 20:14, Reply)
I'm not sure you'll keep it up all day.

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 20:21, Reply)
that's what she said
HAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Tue 24 May 2016, 20:23, Reply)
n

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 20:30, Reply)
oooh yeah *chicachicaaah*

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 20:37, Reply)
morninf

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 20:14, Reply)



(, Tue 24 May 2016, 20:21, Reply)
yes chat

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 20:16, Reply)
The band?

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 20:21, Reply)
yes cochon

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 20:38, Reply)
That's a new one. I look forward to it.

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 20:52, Reply)
I predict a morning thread at some point

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 20:20, Reply)
Odds on I reckon.

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 20:20, Reply)
YES FAM

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 20:26, Reply)
morninj

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 20:21, Reply)
Well stay tuned /talkers, because we have the numero uno variety hour* coming RIGHT up
Followed by the last morning thread by our long time favourite Grrrmachine before Poland shuts down for the long weekend. Then brace yourself for nan jokes and guffs aplenty, with strikethrough innuendos and much, much more!

Oh, and, I dunno, Arya dies or something

*may be longer than an hour
(, Tue 24 May 2016, 20:23, Reply)
I don't enjoy a lot of what numero uno does. But I'll defend to the death anyone who stabs him in the eyes.

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 20:31, Reply)
You're just jelly
That you aren't one of the 5/10 persons
(, Tue 24 May 2016, 20:37, Reply)
Must be jelly cos jam don't shake.

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 20:42, Reply)
I will die while holding the door

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 20:24, Reply)
He was a fat stupid retard anyway
Nothing like you at all
(, Tue 24 May 2016, 20:30, Reply)
TWO HATS
TWO HATS
TWO ATS
TWOATS
TWATS
TWATS
TWATS
(, Tue 24 May 2016, 20:32, Reply)
No need m8, no need. Just leave it.

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 20:33, Reply)
guffs and gay talk

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 20:37, Reply)
I'm looking forward to this the most

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 20:42, Reply)
This isn't your blog you faggot

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 20:43, Reply)
I will probably start a thread mentioning the time of day
not sure which one yet
(, Tue 24 May 2016, 20:45, Reply)
13.26 is quite good

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 20:53, Reply)
I like twenty past 4 in the morning.

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 20:59, Reply)
Juicer time then

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 18:00, Reply)
Bloody part timers

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 18:01, Reply)
Sorry, just had a lot on lately

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 18:16, Reply)
a hard on more like

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 19:39, Reply)
What it's not Friday.

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 18:20, Reply)
Not for me :(
I'm cooking risotto for elderly lesbians
(, Tue 24 May 2016, 18:21, Reply)
make sure to put plenty of fish in it!

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 18:22, Reply)
It's a smoked mackerel one

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 18:23, Reply)
Haha, smelly old fannies!

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 18:28, Reply)
I predict guffing

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 18:35, Reply)

g m

www.b3ta.com/talk/7941425
(, Tue 24 May 2016, 18:41, Reply)
You know, I count myself lucky that I've never directly encountered a fanny that smelled of fish.

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 20:09, Reply)
strikethrough that smelled of fish
megalolz!!!
(, Tue 24 May 2016, 20:09, Reply)
I thought the Two Fat Ladies were dead.

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 18:23, Reply)
I loved those two
They reminded me of people I knew growing up
(, Tue 24 May 2016, 18:25, Reply)
Teenage kicks

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 18:44, Reply)
i loved those two
they reminded me of the number 88 in bingo
(, Tue 24 May 2016, 18:31, Reply)
I loved those two
They remind me that if you replace the 'f' with an 'h' it says Two Hat Ladies
(, Tue 24 May 2016, 18:33, Reply)


(, Tue 24 May 2016, 18:35, Reply)
I loved those two
No wait, I'm thinking of the Two Fart Ladies, my mistake.
(, Tue 24 May 2016, 19:00, Reply)
Two Fart Too Furious

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 19:11, Reply)
double guff girls

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 20:04, Reply)
I loved those two,
especially that programme they did about the cup.
(, Tue 24 May 2016, 20:07, Reply)
Such a coincidence you should mention that.
There were a couple of elderly lesbians doing handbrake turns with their supermarket trolley in the middle of Auchan earlier.
(, Tue 24 May 2016, 20:07, Reply)
Teh

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 17:22, Reply)
haha, classic Two Hats

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 17:24, Reply)
Haha

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 17:26, Reply)
lol out loud!

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 17:33, Reply)
me three

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 17:35, Reply)
Good Evening.

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 17:27, Reply)
^dibnah

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 17:28, Reply)
Ftw

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 17:32, Reply)
gadzooks

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 17:36, Reply)

euram.ltd.uk/teh-tube/img/teh-tube_logo.png
(, Tue 24 May 2016, 17:36, Reply)
teh tub3

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 17:37, Reply)
panowie

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 17:41, Reply)
Houpla!

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 17:48, Reply)
GAZ IM ME

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 17:44, Reply)
I wonder if Gaz ever IM'd him

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 17:48, Reply)
well, the 'me' was rob, right?
so probably not
(, Tue 24 May 2016, 17:49, Reply)
Careful, he pays your wages

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 17:52, Reply)
if i was paid a wage, you wouldn't keep seeing this:
b3ta.com/search/talk?q=mods+do+nothing
(, Tue 24 May 2016, 17:55, Reply)
Haha, good point

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 18:17, Reply)
The 'e' stands for Ernest. Your full name is 'Two Ernest Hats'
What do I win?
(, Tue 24 May 2016, 17:45, Reply)
Two Enormous Hats

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 17:46, Reply)
lol fat head

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 17:48, Reply)
:(

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 17:52, Reply)
Tibetan Excremental Hitler

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 17:48, Reply)
well put

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 17:52, Reply)
[generic youtuber]: Hi guys!

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 17:56, Reply)
OH JEEZ

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 18:20, Reply)
No, YOUR a generic tuber.

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 21:59, Reply)
teh fear

(, Tue 24 May 2016, 17:56, Reply)

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