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( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:04, Reply)

nah, you're alright

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:18, Reply)

ROCKETMANN

(Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Thu 23 May 2013, 11:22, Reply)

:D

( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:31, Reply)

My Finnish mate already gave them money
Is that ok?
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Thu 23 May 2013, 11:26, Reply)

:D
Hell YEAH The LOVELY Theo
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:29, Reply)

Not more of this nonsense, please

( Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:27, Reply)

results not typical
(Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Thu 23 May 2013, 11:28, Reply)

Has science gone too far?!

( Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:51, Reply)

fewer
Yeah, makes you change race and all by the looks of things
(Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Thu 23 May 2013, 11:53, Reply)

ROR

( Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:54, Reply)

YOU ARE WOMAN??

(Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Thu 23 May 2013, 11:57, Reply)

huehuehuehuehuehuehue

( Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:02, Reply)

Just because they wouldn't give you a free frisbee.

( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:29, Reply)

novelty flying disc

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:40, Reply)

This is the kind of drivel that's going to go straight to a dark corner of Forbidden Planet shops and regularly glanced at by overweight, black t-shirted neckbeards.

( Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:54, Reply)

YEAH!
better not have wiggers in this one.
( MONO!, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:39, Reply)

:D
It looks like there'll be DING-A-LIKES The LOVELY MONO!.
:D
Golden Bumholes all round!
:D
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:49, Reply)

AMAZING!

( MONO!, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:54, Reply)

i dont get it

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:39, Reply)

WITHERER.
:(
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:50, Reply)

i just need it explaining to me
what does it mean?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:56, Reply)

typical jews

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:52, Reply)

:D
LOVELY mongy
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:58, Reply)

morning

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 May 2013, 7:39, Reply)

yo

( mictoboy page 4, Thu 23 May 2013, 7:46, Reply)

get stuffed

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 May 2013, 8:36, Reply)

'ning

( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Thu 23 May 2013, 7:46, Reply)

yeah, you know it

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 May 2013, 8:36, Reply)

yo
(themockturtle a new low, Thu 23 May 2013, 7:46, Reply)

sweet

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 May 2013, 8:37, Reply)

norming

( LukeThePlatypus xStraightxFuckingxHedgex, Thu 23 May 2013, 7:58, Reply)

morning, prick

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 May 2013, 8:37, Reply)

pornring

( 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Thu 23 May 2013, 8:50, Reply)

Morning
So....Black Londoners, huh?
( Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Thu 23 May 2013, 8:01, Reply)

woah frisbee, don't be a nob

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 May 2013, 8:39, Reply)

sorry about that

( Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Thu 23 May 2013, 10:21, Reply)

m.youtube.com/watch?v=-ahFJmFcY98
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Thu 23 May 2013, 9:42, Reply)

Morning.

( MONO!, Thu 23 May 2013, 8:10, Reply)

monotone

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 May 2013, 8:40, Reply)

You're going to run out of these soon.

( MONO!, Thu 23 May 2013, 9:19, Reply)

i'll just make them up when i do
you'll have literally no way to tell
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 May 2013, 9:21, Reply)

Other than a dictionary you mean?

( MONO!, Thu 23 May 2013, 10:25, Reply)

like anyone owns a dictionary

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 May 2013, 10:26, Reply)

mmmmmmmmorning

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Thu 23 May 2013, 8:38, Reply)

yes bruv

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 May 2013, 8:41, Reply)

you knows it

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Thu 23 May 2013, 8:41, Reply)

I'm in Gloucester. It's grrrrrrrrrrim

( 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Thu 23 May 2013, 8:55, Reply)

Watch out for puddles

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Thu 23 May 2013, 8:58, Reply)

a nd doubles

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 23 May 2013, 9:17, Reply)

Oh man, awkward situation this morning. I'm sat in my car outside the GP surgery where I'm supposed to be attending a study day on primary care research.
It's the same surgery that I agreed to work for 5 months ago but then I got offered a better job and slightly screwed them over when I said yes. I don't want to go in.
( 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Thu 23 May 2013, 8:53, Reply)

grow some balls you faggot

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 May 2013, 9:01, Reply)

what's the worst they can do? some sort of invasive anal investigation?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 23 May 2013, 9:07, Reply)

morn

(Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Thu 23 May 2013, 8:54, Reply)

ing

(Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Thu 23 May 2013, 8:55, Reply)

drimble

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 May 2013, 9:02, Reply)

grim daaarn sarrf innit
grim up north too
(saintsandy, Thu 23 May 2013, 9:18, Reply)

what's your opinion on the events in woolwich?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 May 2013, 9:20, Reply)

grim
(saintsandy, Thu 23 May 2013, 9:25, Reply)

alright

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Thu 23 May 2013, 9:38, Reply)

alright

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 May 2013, 9:50, Reply)

alright

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 23 May 2013, 10:45, Reply)

alright mongs

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 May 2013, 11:01, Reply)

Totally waiting for a Morning thread, here
*taps foot impatiently*
( Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Thu 23 May 2013, 7:23, Reply)

Fucking disgusting!! I phoned up to have an emergency dental appointment with nhs and I can't have one yet someone who kills an innocent man is taken to hospital by helicopter and given 5* service!!! What is wrong with this country!!!!!!!!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 May 2013, 0:32, Reply)

it's a fucking disgrace

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 May 2013, 0:33, Reply)

I can probably sort your teeth out for you, how much have you got?

( 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Thu 23 May 2013, 0:35, Reply)

they're all there but i have chipped one of my incisors

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 May 2013, 0:42, Reply)

I hope he dyes from a toothake!

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Thu 23 May 2013, 0:43, Reply)

my i'm gobsmacked we haf troups on the streets of woolwich went down well im the juicer

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 23 May 2013, 0:49, Reply)

And we all know only extraordinary events could make mongy go up the juicer.

( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 23 May 2013, 1:45, Reply)

fuck the po po

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Thu 23 May 2013, 1:01, Reply)

we should blow up all the hospitals to teach the terrorists a lesson

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 23 May 2013, 1:07, Reply)

forever in r hartz

(spacemanDOUG haha yeh, Thu 23 May 2013, 2:40, Reply)

omg lol cheese monkeys!!!!

( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Wed 22 May 2013, 23:17, Reply)

m.wikihow.com/Be-Random
( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Wed 22 May 2013, 23:23, Reply)

we have cyber scones
www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-22620473
( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 22 May 2013, 23:25, Reply)

What a pompous cunt.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 22 May 2013, 23:28, Reply)

lol, jraphics

(Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Wed 22 May 2013, 23:28, Reply)

is that foood?

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 22 May 2013, 23:45, Reply)

i am willing to fight him over the pronunctiation. i reckon i could take him

( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 22 May 2013, 23:53, Reply)

haha, 'gaypeg'

( 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Thu 23 May 2013, 0:23, Reply)

olol, .penisg

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 23 May 2013, 0:25, Reply)

It's somehow reassuring to find out that even internet royalty take the internet far too fucking seriously for their own good.

( The Hedgehog From Hell it's funny because STAR WARS, Thu 23 May 2013, 0:25, Reply)

Haha you're mad you

( Major Turd ington, Wed 22 May 2013, 23:43, Reply)

lol, bare random bruv
/ac
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 23 May 2013, 0:04, Reply)

We should rename this place Waki-stan

( 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Thu 23 May 2013, 0:09, Reply)

RACIST

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Thu 23 May 2013, 0:09, Reply)

Sorry but women are not allowed to speak in wakistan

( 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Thu 23 May 2013, 0:13, Reply)

i.somethingawful.com/u/elpintogrande/june12/steampunkswat/steam02.jpg
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 23 May 2013, 0:21, Reply)

partystan

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Thu 23 May 2013, 0:21, Reply)

:o

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Thu 23 May 2013, 0:25, Reply)

If you don't like it then move to LOLivia

( 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Thu 23 May 2013, 0:36, Reply)

Or Mexico-ho-ho.

( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Thu 23 May 2013, 0:48, Reply)

alright

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 22 May 2013, 21:44, Reply)

I don't understand

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 22 May 2013, 21:51, Reply)

come to the juicer cwoofto

( mr horrible prick wanker, Wed 22 May 2013, 21:53, Reply)

no i ate too much

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Wed 22 May 2013, 21:55, Reply)

I quite like the fact that it was apparently a female copper who shot those two jihadis today
Properly fucked their shit up.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:00, Reply)

they were definitely terrorists cos they mentioned something to do with religion as they were murdrin

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:04, Reply)

i live a few miles away, i have an opinion, it aint nice tho

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:05, Reply)

is it that someone deserved it?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:12, Reply)

woolwich is a ghetto in areas, reap what you sow

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:13, Reply)

rough as fuck

( mr horrible prick wanker, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:17, Reply)

steady, i grew up round here

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:25, Reply)

You should stop spreading your hatred in your local area then

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:39, Reply)

typical jew

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:49, Reply)

Too right mate, safe up here in North London

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:54, Reply)

somalians are getting the blame here, them cunts dont look it, more like junkie nigs, woolwich, plumstead and belmarsh thames are just black anyway

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:58, Reply)

I hope they get bumraped by a rabbi

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:08, Reply)

pair of nigerian junkies by the looks of it, plumsted scum

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:10, Reply)

i did some terrorism earlier cos i mentioned jesus christ while i was doing a shit

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:13, Reply)

Killing a soldier whilst shouting about Allah and Afghanistan is a bit terroristy

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:15, Reply)

i still think it is junkie cunts doing junkie cunt stunts

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:16, Reply)

Cheap smack out the back of the mosque, innit

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:17, Reply)

Afghani
we increased the supply when the Taliban lost power, innit.
( mr horrible prick wanker, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:19, Reply)

Tru dat
Taliban were too busy bumming boys to get busy on the plantation.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:22, Reply)

yeh but they mentioned muslim shit so its terrorism

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:29, Reply)

just what we need round here now, bit more race hatred, we are lacking that one percent

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:31, Reply)

yeh so was my shit

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:26, Reply)

just down the road aint i, wanna hear the pub talk, lol

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:05, Reply)

alright

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 22 May 2013, 21:59, Reply)

HEY!

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:03, Reply)

text i just got from a girl mate 'do you think you be able to fit a back door in your van to get rid?
help me out here
( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:04, Reply)

I think she wants you to put her back doors in
your van to get rid
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:13, Reply)

i need smutty, she will be expecting it

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:15, Reply)

"Do you want me to smash it first?"
"I may not be able to fit it all in in one go"
( mns is... STARWARS McGUINNESS, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:18, Reply)

looking good, shall i offer to paint it white on the way out?

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:24, Reply)

ask her if they have a cat flap

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:35, Reply)

might have to hang out of the back of it

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:37, Reply)

do you still have the knob?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:20, Reply)

rip bernard cribbins

( (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Wed 22 May 2013, 22:40, Reply)

City of French pepole
Transit Crispfathom rolled to one point six,
(Jeremy Hell Reading this sentence is fatal., Wed 22 May 2013, 20:51, Reply)

alright

(Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Wed 22 May 2013, 20:53, Reply)

Who the fuck are you, and what the fuck are you talking about?

( mr horrible prick wanker, Wed 22 May 2013, 20:54, Reply)

Fuck
I'm your cunt, and I'm talking about your fucking inevitable death at my fucking hands, you serial rapist
(Jeremy Hell Reading this sentence is fatal., Wed 22 May 2013, 21:45, Reply)

Yeah hahaha

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 22 May 2013, 21:45, Reply)

I think you got your words in the wrong order
surely "I'm a serial rapist, and I'm talking about your cunt and your fucking inevitable death at my hands" would have made more sense?
( mr horrible prick wanker, Wed 22 May 2013, 21:54, Reply)

i dont get it

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Wed 22 May 2013, 20:56, Reply)

What the fuck are you on about?

( Major Turd ington, Wed 22 May 2013, 21:03, Reply)

It's a coded message about how going to murder you in your bed
(Jeremy Hell Reading this sentence is fatal., Wed 22 May 2013, 21:45, Reply)

that's more like it
now fuck off.
( mr horrible prick wanker, Wed 22 May 2013, 21:56, Reply)

I'm not going to Beaulieu.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 22 May 2013, 21:03, Reply)

horse on every corner
try and visit the whore horse museum
( (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Wed 22 May 2013, 21:10, Reply)

I just can't believe this shit goes on!!
They should of shot the filth !! This government needs to sort it's shit out! Letting the scum in our country, housing them and giving them every benefit going! Fucking joke!!!
(Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Wed 22 May 2013, 21:10, Reply)

There ought to be a law!

( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Wed 22 May 2013, 21:31, Reply)

Against killing people, I mean.

( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Wed 22 May 2013, 21:36, Reply)

its

(Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Wed 22 May 2013, 22:26, Reply)

Fuck off you rubbish idiot.
/ac
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Wed 22 May 2013, 21:31, Reply)

SIGNED, YOUR SUPERIOR
Go fart out your own head, cuntsniff
(Jeremy Hell Reading this sentence is fatal., Wed 22 May 2013, 21:46, Reply)

moohala sent me a viz once when i was in austria
i wish someone else on here would send me a viz.
( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Wed 22 May 2013, 18:49, Reply)

but i live in tenerife now

( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Wed 22 May 2013, 18:49, Reply)

nobody gives a shit fuck off prick

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Wed 22 May 2013, 18:53, Reply)

^fair and proportionate response

( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Wed 22 May 2013, 20:35, Reply)

don't lose your head

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 22 May 2013, 18:57, Reply)

so is this thing terrorism?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Wed 22 May 2013, 19:10, Reply)

i just read about that
i was talking 'bout that tenerife beheading
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 22 May 2013, 19:22, Reply)

what a rotter!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Wed 22 May 2013, 19:23, Reply)

Yeah
If you should 'Allahu Akbar" before stabbing someone it's terrorism, duh
( Major Turd ington, Wed 22 May 2013, 21:04, Reply)

we played this at moomoo's funeral
www.youtube.com/watch?v=83DEvzR-JFQ

you weren't there
( (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Wed 22 May 2013, 18:58, Reply)

If only you had access to some kind of worldwide network
which would enable you to buy something like that and have it delivered anywhere.
( The Hedgehog From Hell it's funny because STAR WARS, Wed 22 May 2013, 19:04, Reply)

I once got mail

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 22 May 2013, 19:07, Reply)

was it from lagos?

( (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Wed 22 May 2013, 19:10, Reply)

I don't know the parrot from alladin

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 22 May 2013, 19:12, Reply)

probably from mork

( (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Wed 22 May 2013, 19:14, Reply)

I wish you'd viz off

( magnum, Wed 22 May 2013, 19:55, Reply)

cocks
(Jeremy Hell Reading this sentence is fatal., Wed 22 May 2013, 20:51, Reply)

So do any of you people still wear nappies, which are for children to be honest, or are you all toilet trained?

( Dr. Shambolic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Wed 22 May 2013, 18:06, Reply)

I bet the next thread's about dr who

( lolololololol TEAM SSG, Wed 22 May 2013, 18:19, Reply)

bookmark it for me i've got to go out now

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 22 May 2013, 18:33, Reply)

do it yourself lazy cunt

( lolololololol TEAM SSG, Wed 22 May 2013, 18:35, Reply)

i hope they ban you

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 22 May 2013, 18:37, Reply)

I would weep blood

( lolololololol TEAM SSG, Wed 22 May 2013, 18:44, Reply)

it's not on anymore and there's no game of thrones next week oh god what am I going to do?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 22 May 2013, 18:41, Reply)

go out?

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 22 May 2013, 18:43, Reply)

What, where bees live?

( JackAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 22 May 2013, 18:44, Reply)

hahahahah as if that exists fucking hell

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 22 May 2013, 18:48, Reply)

I wipe my arse on Harry Potter books

( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Wed 22 May 2013, 18:35, Reply)

the bible's pages are probably better for that.

( JackAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 22 May 2013, 18:46, Reply)

too thin,
finger would go through. I take it you scrunch.
( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Wed 22 May 2013, 19:42, Reply)

i sometimes do a poo and a little roid pops out and i have to push it back in with my finger

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Wed 22 May 2013, 18:53, Reply)

So do any of you people still read comics, which are for children to be honest, or are you all miserable killjoys?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:04, Reply)

Yeah, 2000AD and the Megazine. And Viz.

( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:04, Reply)

I'm still very fond of Viz, and I started buying Dredd again recently.
I'm buying the Complete Case Files books, though. Much more fun.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:32, Reply)

oglaf.com/
( Tab Hunter flicking Su Pollard's tiny cock, while she belms, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:07, Reply)

is that the one with the sperm sprites or something?

( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:10, Reply)

You fucking pervert

( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 22 May 2013, 17:34, Reply)

Yeah, and bumming.
Lots and lots of bumming.
( Tab Hunter flicking Su Pollard's tiny cock, while she belms, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:49, Reply)

no, i read graphic novels

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:14, Reply)

I wish I was you.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:33, Reply)

+in

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:50, Reply)

whooooooooooooah glammy glammyyeeyyyyy

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:55, Reply)

Well I only read illuminated codice

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:36, Reply)

ice
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:48, Reply)

+p
+e
+s
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:11, Reply)

the more graphic, the better eh?

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:46, Reply)

miserable killjoy

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:18, Reply)

yup, comics

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:20, Reply)

I only read manga and I want to be manga artist when I grow up my favourite manga is goku he is the best fighter

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:25, Reply)

Bullshit!
Trunks will mash you.
( LukeThePlatypus xStraightxFuckingxHedgex, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:27, Reply)

tree trunks?

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:46, Reply)

Well...
I wouldn't argue with them
( LukeThePlatypus xStraightxFuckingxHedgex, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:50, Reply)

i meant
this one
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:58, Reply)

prick

( lolololololol TEAM SSG, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:29, Reply)

alright zog
/ac
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:49, Reply)

I forgot my password

( lolololololol TEAM SSG, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:51, Reply)

i see that, yeah

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:57, Reply)

prick

( lolololololol TEAM SSG, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:10, Reply)

wanker

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 22 May 2013, 18:01, Reply)

yeh i read marmaduke sometimes

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:40, Reply)

I've been reading those Judge Dredd compilation things
Got the first six and I have been enjoying them
I hope that's ok
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 22 May 2013, 17:28, Reply)

Does Private Eye count as a comic?
If so I'll deny reading it.
( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:31, Reply)

It doesn't.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:32, Reply)

Might have another cig

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:16, Reply)

Have two.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:18, Reply)

Yeah ok

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:30, Reply)

Let's talk about Xbox One.

( MONO!, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:22, Reply)

i liked the bit where they said the ai will be so advanced that fish will move out of your way
and when some woman said it is now also a water cooler
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:28, Reply)

I don't like that everything is trying to be everything
why do I need a smart console and a smart phone and a smart tv and a smart blu-ray player?

what's wrong with things doing what they're supposed to do. they're moving away from the games and I think in the long run it'll end up rubbish.
( MONO!, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:37, Reply)

You don't really have to use all the features if you don't want too.

( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:38, Reply)

ps2s got dvd players into peoples houses like nothing else,
i dont see the problem
( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:42, Reply)

Yup, PS3 did the same with bluray players too.
The next step is streaming, which is what this generation is aiming for.
( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:44, Reply)

well that's all great,
but when I was last in your house you had a corkscrew that couldn't also open beer bottles.
( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:59, Reply)

Yeah but he can use his Pringles tin to open beer bottles.
The resonations of his splatterfarts are just the right pitch to pop the tops right off.
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:16, Reply)

I can take the cork out of a wine bottle using only a shoe.
It may be my only truly worthwhile skill.
(pikey, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:10, Reply)

You are Rosa Klebb AICMFP.

( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:25, Reply)

That black woman who caused all that trouble on that bus?

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:32, Reply)

Yeah.
She was probably all boozed up too, only they didn't have cameras on their phones back then.
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:39, Reply)

She weren't British, none of them were

(Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Wed 22 May 2013, 15:42, Reply)

They come over here Drimbly, taking our benefits.
:(
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:44, Reply)

That's not my point.

( MONO!, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:47, Reply)

why do i need a clock on my microwave when i have a perfectly functioning clock on my mantlepiece,
the only one, i should add, that i could find which didn't have any superfluous information on it such as the date, for which i have a very fine calendar
( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:41, Reply)

Exactly my point!

( MONO!, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:46, Reply)

Seems a bit weird for someone to start a discussion on new technology announcement and then complain it does 'too much'.

( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:47, Reply)

Perhaps that's exactly why said person started said conversation.

( MONO!, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:47, Reply)

Was it though?

( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:52, Reply)

Would be a bit weird if he didnt't...

( MONO!, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:38, Reply)

In computer programming we have to deal with this sort of thing
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inner-platform_effect
( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:59, Reply)

gonna pre order one on payday this month

( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:30, Reply)

I would, but I usually wait a bit. just to see what happens.

( MONO!, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:33, Reply)

Why?

( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:38, Reply)

Just because.
I'm not in a rush, there's not usually many mates who get them straight away nor many games. Just ain't really fussed.
( MONO!, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:46, Reply)

I got my 360 on the day it came out, still use it and it still works.
I figure i'm gonna get it eventually, might as well get it straight away.
( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:52, Reply)

That's fair enough, I may end up doing this too.
Haven't really decided yet.
( MONO!, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:31, Reply)

In case they come alive and kill people of course.

( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:49, Reply)

It is shit
and you are a cunt.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:30, Reply)

I like this

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 22 May 2013, 13:23, Reply)

Nah.

( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:50, Reply)

I also like this

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 22 May 2013, 13:23, Reply)

It's going to confuse old people who buy one for their grandkids as they'll end up getting the original xbox
stupid name.
( magnum, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:57, Reply)

call it the xbone
easy
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:05, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbWgUO-Rqcw
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:56, Reply)

yeah you just do that you lieing cheating schemeing cunt, fuck you prick, think you're the big I Am bertty big bollocks? ill stick a rubber cock down your uretha and split it open .
Alright Cowfoot?
( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:27, Reply)

alright ain't no 'igger like gonz the j-'igger

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:28, Reply)

need a haircut, nuff said innit, you?

( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:31, Reply)

typical fucking thieving jew

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 22 May 2013, 13:47, Reply)

alright mmps

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:17, Reply)

alright octwoof

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:05, Reply)

yeah, I've heard about you
one fag is never enough
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:23, Reply)

wanker

( lolololololol TEAM SSG, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:29, Reply)

prick

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:59, Reply)

I still have my xbox xbox,
when can I start claiming I'm retrocool?
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:34, Reply)

not for a while, everyone knows the mega cd is still the retrocool machine

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:43, Reply)

i have never played sonic cd. it is supposed to be pretty great

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 22 May 2013, 14:52, Reply)

it was ok, i preferred sonic 2
you can download sonic cd if you've got an android thing
here
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:01, Reply)

It's cheap-ish on XBLA if you've got a compatible device, free playable demo too I think

(Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Wed 22 May 2013, 15:03, Reply)

might do that, yeah
need to finish quite a few xbla games, actually
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:51, Reply)

Sonic OCD was very repetetive.

( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:24, Reply)

Got a gig tomorrow.
Wanna come?
( MONO!, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:23, Reply)

No, thanks

( Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:30, Reply)

Near the frisbee
Fucking hell, just imagine working in the HR department here
(Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Wed 22 May 2013, 12:04, Reply)

i think that the percentage of people employed by my company with autism already exceeds 1%

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:08, Reply)

I may be able to beat this, I'm self employed

(Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Wed 22 May 2013, 12:15, Reply)

Who's playing?

( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:31, Reply)

The Small Strings
Not sure who else.
( MONO!, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:45, Reply)

Reading? Too far. Sorry.

( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:48, Reply)

Also, going by the photo there it'll be full of hipster-cunts and yoofs.
And Bovington won't let me borrow their Tiger Tank anymore.
sadtimes.
:(
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:49, Reply)

I fucking hope there won't be

( MONO!, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:51, Reply)

What's your band called?
and where?
( LukeThePlatypus xStraightxFuckingxHedgex, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:33, Reply)

The Small Strings
cavershamfestivallaunchparty.eventbrite.co.uk/
( MONO!, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:46, Reply)

Sorry man, it's too much of a trek

( LukeThePlatypus xStraightxFuckingxHedgex, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:48, Reply)

Mono's Bumhole

(Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Wed 22 May 2013, 11:44, Reply)

seems like the obvious choice

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 22 May 2013, 11:46, Reply)

The Monoody Bumholues

(Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Wed 22 May 2013, 11:51, Reply)

Mono's Dying Bumhole

(Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Wed 22 May 2013, 11:53, Reply)

The Mighty Mono Bumtones

(Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Wed 22 May 2013, 11:56, Reply)

The Mono Bumhole Group

(Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Wed 22 May 2013, 11:57, Reply)

Pooey Bumhole and the Monos

(Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Wed 22 May 2013, 11:59, Reply)

Bono's Cumhole
It's a U2 tribute band
( 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Wed 22 May 2013, 11:47, Reply)

The Mono Bumhole Explosion.

( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Wed 22 May 2013, 11:57, Reply)

Bumhole And The Mono!s

( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Wed 22 May 2013, 11:58, Reply)

Beer festival soz.
And I hate you.
( Dr. Shambolic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:38, Reply)

Which one?

( MONO!, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:46, Reply)

You wouldn't know it, it's in Caversham near Reading.

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 22 May 2013, 11:08, Reply)

Not the Caversham that's in Reading then?

( MONO!, Wed 22 May 2013, 11:13, Reply)

I told you you wouldn't know it

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 22 May 2013, 11:14, Reply)

I would, but I'm guessing it will be in a different city and anyway I don't have a babysitter.

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:40, Reply)

Surely you don't need babysitting.

( MONO!, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:52, Reply)

I don't know, I can get a little reckless if left unchaperoned

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:56, Reply)

thanks, but no thanks

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 22 May 2013, 11:08, Reply)

Thanks.

( MONO!, Wed 22 May 2013, 11:13, Reply)

no

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 22 May 2013, 11:20, Reply)

but...

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 22 May 2013, 11:21, Reply)

butt

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 22 May 2013, 11:47, Reply)

Yeah OK, how much am I getting paid?

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 22 May 2013, 11:28, Reply)

i don't like music

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 22 May 2013, 11:43, Reply)

Neither do I.
That's why I'm in a metal band.
( LukeThePlatypus xStraightxFuckingxHedgex, Wed 22 May 2013, 11:44, Reply)

*Pulls off The Doveston mask*
AHAH! It was YOU all along NobbyNobody!
:D
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Wed 22 May 2013, 11:59, Reply)

soz i missed the morning thread doves, looks like adam has took to copying my answer anyway

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:02, Reply)

he finds it difficult to form a personality of his own

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 22 May 2013, 12:05, Reply)

morning

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 22 May 2013, 7:45, Reply)

FIRST!

( Dr. Shambolic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Wed 22 May 2013, 7:49, Reply)

SECOND!

( Battered How you doing Randy, what's happening?, Wed 22 May 2013, 7:50, Reply)

congrats to you both

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:30, Reply)

THIRTY FOURTH!

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:35, Reply)

Aah that's better.
Morning
( Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Wed 22 May 2013, 7:59, Reply)

frisbee

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:31, Reply)

if beers

( LukeThePlatypus xStraightxFuckingxHedgex, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:00, Reply)

don't mention booze around this guy

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:10, Reply)

Too late Banolith.
Unless you want to mod-edit it.
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:02, Reply)

If he does it it'll be to just have a little lol but he never feels the urge to permanently mod me.
Much to a few other /talkers' chagrin, I'd like to think.
( Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:20, Reply)

He's got no need to ban you Flouncebok.

( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:32, Reply)

Oh man I could do with one right now
*checks watch* hmm it's a bit early, lemme have this irish coffee first
( Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:28, Reply)

No dignity.

( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:01, Reply)

No doubt

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:16, Reply)

It's his parents I feel sorriest for Tangles.
They must be so disappointed.
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:19, Reply)

They must blame themselves

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:41, Reply)

Yeah.
Can you imagine their arguments?
"I TOLD you he'd live."
"For God's sake woman, you could have got scraped."
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:46, Reply)

For the most part though they probably sit in silence.
Quitly seething in despair.
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:56, Reply)

n g

+ I got to bag it up
( Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:18, Reply)

Doves

( Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:32, Reply)

Yeah...like thats even a real thing

( hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:01, Reply)

keep it real

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:32, Reply)

yo

(themockturtle a new low, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:01, Reply)

ok

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:33, Reply)

Morning

( MONO!, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:02, Reply)

monorail

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:36, Reply)

Speaking of which.
I need a poo.
( MONO!, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:40, Reply)

alright.

( janet aylia living la vida loony, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:09, Reply)

yeah, what?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:37, Reply)

hi lol

( LukeThePlatypus xStraightxFuckingxHedgex, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:11, Reply)

haha yeah

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:39, Reply)

Steady ballin', G.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Wed 22 May 2013, 8:16, Reply)

you what?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:39, Reply)

'ning
has Frank been banned yet?
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:30, Reply)

probably

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:40, Reply)

I can't be arsed spazing back down the board.
he probably said something about rob fingering kids or monolith fingering dog's bumholes.
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:58, Reply)

morning

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:38, Reply)

woo yeah, what a great day

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:50, Reply)

innit

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:58, Reply)

moulting

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:49, Reply)

i am covered in dog hair
and i don't even own a dog
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:51, Reply)

SSG sneaks in during the night and empties a bag of doghair over you

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 22 May 2013, 8:59, Reply)

Morning The Doveston
On Saturday my brother is marrying a girl he met 6 months ago.

I'm most annoyed as I see this as a waste of a Bank Holiday Weekend
( Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:10, Reply)

show him up by meeting a girl yesterday and marrying her tomorrow

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:32, Reply)

I married a girl I had known 10 years
After being together 3 years we married, pretty standard
( Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Wed 22 May 2013, 11:28, Reply)

did he meet her on the internet?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:44, Reply)

I'm not sure
maybe
( Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Wed 22 May 2013, 11:27, Reply)

is the wedding taking place in world of warcraft?

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 22 May 2013, 9:49, Reply)

warminster
Close enough
( Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Wed 22 May 2013, 11:26, Reply)

Have you got the divorce party pencilled in yet?

( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:00, Reply)

This is the most likely outcome
Judging by his past form
( Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Wed 22 May 2013, 11:26, Reply)

'Ning The Doveston.
Ning The /talk.
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:00, Reply)

alright stuj

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:16, Reply)

favourite joke?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Tue 21 May 2013, 23:57, Reply)

one of the causes of this situation, in my opinion, is in our relationship with money, in accepting its power over us and over our society. thus, the financial crisis that we are going through makes us forget its primary cause, which is rooted in a deep anthropological crisis, in the denial of the primacy of the human being. We have created new idols. The adoration of the ancient golden calf found a new and merciless image in the cult of money and in the dictatorship of an economy with no human face and no really human aim.
( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Tue 21 May 2013, 23:58, Reply)

alright mgt

(Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Tue 21 May 2013, 23:59, Reply)

pope mgt, god help us

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 22 May 2013, 0:01, Reply)

I always pictured her as Robbie Coltrane

( The Hedgehog From Hell it's funny because STAR WARS, Wed 22 May 2013, 0:02, Reply)

I already dun you a picture
www.b3ta.com/talk/7542429
( 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Wed 22 May 2013, 0:07, Reply)

haha yeh

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Wed 22 May 2013, 0:05, Reply)

I <3 mongy

( vladimir, Wed 22 May 2013, 6:59, Reply)

SSG!

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Wed 22 May 2013, 0:09, Reply)

rude again
whats with your mood today seriously
( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Wed 22 May 2013, 0:16, Reply)

I got 99 problems
and an extra one for luck
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Wed 22 May 2013, 0:20, Reply)

i just put my finger up my bum

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Wed 22 May 2013, 0:23, Reply)

I got 99 problems

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Wed 22 May 2013, 0:26, Reply)

An Irishman, A jew with a long face, a dumb blonde from jamaica and a rabbi with no nose cross the road on a magic tractor to go into a bar to change a lightbulb and the barman goes... fuck you all, I'm going to bed

( 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Wed 22 May 2013, 0:16, Reply)

dont get it haha

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Wed 22 May 2013, 0:19, Reply)

You forgot the horse.

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Wed 22 May 2013, 0:20, Reply)

I agree the joke's pretty terrible,
but I'm not sure it justifies using heroin.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Wed 22 May 2013, 1:58, Reply)

What's the difference between peas and sperm?
Maddie never got used to the taste of peas
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 22 May 2013, 2:21, Reply)

Good grief! The comedian's a bear!

(pikey, Wed 22 May 2013, 2:49, Reply)

hang on, shit is getting nasty
can we have a thread where we say how much we love each other. IE I love herby, gilgy, mongy,
maybe some other of you cunts if you can be funny, etc
( broadsword, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:30, Reply)

I love gilgy

( lolololololol TEAM SSG, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:31, Reply)

he is well good

( broadsword, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:31, Reply)

good a retarded mud dweller
( broadsword, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:32, Reply)

imma tell rose you didn't include her on the list of people you love

( lolololololol TEAM SSG, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:33, Reply)

she already knows
fuck you
( broadsword, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:33, Reply)

screw you Magoo, imma go do offline stuff then

( lolololololol TEAM SSG, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:35, Reply)

don't leave us :(

( broadsword, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:36, Reply)

srsly
and imma forget my password again
( lolololololol TEAM SSG, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:36, Reply)

fuck you
www.youtube.com/watch?v=63frYolg3e4
seriously
www.youtube.com/watch?v=63frYolg3e4
( broadsword, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:42, Reply)

Why don't you just move to France and marry him then?

( 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:46, Reply)

I'm proper hetero

( broadsword, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:47, Reply)

that is exactly what someone pretending to be a hetero would say

( 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:56, Reply)

some kid burnt his neck
so he can't
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:48, Reply)

faggot

( lolololololol TEAM SSG, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:31, Reply)

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(Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Tue 21 May 2013, 22:33, Reply)

Good work soldier

( broadsword, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:34, Reply)

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( lolololololol TEAM SSG, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:34, Reply)

If you squint it looks a bit like it does if you don't squint, only squintier.

( mike woz ere 7442200 getter, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:51, Reply)

I love everyone
I LOVE YOU EVERYONE!
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:34, Reply)

LOVE YOU MORE

( broadsword, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:35, Reply)

I LOVE YOU

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:38, Reply)

LOVE YOU MORE

( broadsword, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:46, Reply)

STOP SAYING THAT
It's not true.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:51, Reply)

you know it is
that is why you deny
( broadsword, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:53, Reply)

Ok you can love me more then
can you get me some roast beef monster munch in just to prove it? Ta.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:59, Reply)

i'm a narcistic pathalogical liar tho

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:34, Reply)

I just love you for being you xx

( broadsword, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:36, Reply)

woah lets not get too friendly, I don't want to have to get tested again

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:37, Reply)

I told you the last time
I AM CLEAN
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:44, Reply)

the bits that fell off certainly weren't though

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 21 May 2013, 23:10, Reply)

I love mu, brb and HATD.
All the rest of you can die in a fire
( 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:38, Reply)

That's it, I'm fucking changing surgeries tomorrow

(Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Tue 21 May 2013, 22:40, Reply)

Hey, I didn't mean you can die in a fire.
You're gonna die from an overly thorough prostate exam
( 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:42, Reply)

I've changed my mind, this is definitely the way to go

(Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Tue 21 May 2013, 22:45, Reply)

*faints*

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:44, Reply)

Not all at the same time, of course

( 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:50, Reply)

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:53, Reply)

mu doesn't like to share

( 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Tue 21 May 2013, 23:51, Reply)

did they once show an interest in your stag do or saink

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:46, Reply)

Bet you wish you had now.

( 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:49, Reply)

Imagine the fun you would have with mongy at your stag do!
'this is shit'
'you should all fuck off'
'weddings are shit'
'fucking die all of you especially you father of the bride'
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:53, Reply)

I'll be honest, fair do's to mong

( broadsword, Tue 21 May 2013, 22:54, Reply)

hey, if you are one of the numerous fat strippers i've cunted off for being fat, no offence, fucking hell you fat people aint jolly at all :(

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Tue 21 May 2013, 23:03, Reply)

They're not going "ho ho ho", they're gasping for breath

( The Hedgehog From Hell it's funny because STAR WARS, Tue 21 May 2013, 23:08, Reply)

If you're the only punter I ever turned down for being too fucking ugly
no offence, even us fatties have some standards.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Tue 21 May 2013, 23:09, Reply)

chins up eh

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Tue 21 May 2013, 23:15, Reply)

Heh heh...

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Tue 21 May 2013, 23:20, Reply)

They took me to a strip club on my stag do. I spent 20 minutes trying to convince a stripper to give up smoking.
It may not have helped that I was smoking at the time.
( 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Tue 21 May 2013, 23:56, Reply)

You are Ron Swanson
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xf-yB1i6KEo
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Tue 21 May 2013, 23:59, Reply)

:(

( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:31, Reply)

i wouldn't want to actually meet any of you

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 21 May 2013, 23:07, Reply)

:(((

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Tue 21 May 2013, 23:10, Reply)

deal with it

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 21 May 2013, 23:26, Reply)

FUCK YOU

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Tue 21 May 2013, 23:35, Reply)

:)))

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Tue 21 May 2013, 23:14, Reply)

awkward
please don't open your frontdoor
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 21 May 2013, 23:16, Reply)

WHY CANT YOU BE OUTSIDE MY DOOR?

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Tue 21 May 2013, 23:21, Reply)

D:

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Tue 21 May 2013, 23:38, Reply)

You massive autism

( 2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Tue 21 May 2013, 23:51, Reply)