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Early Evening thread.
Anyone doing anything nice?

I'll be BLAYZIN IT and watching Kong: Skull Island
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 17:00, Reply)
Don't bother it's UTTER UTTER SHITE
My e cig has took the knock so that's fucked.

I will just take loads of tramadol and watch Riddick this evening.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 17:01, Reply)
Don't listen to him, Jase.
We all know you love only the shittest in cinema and music, so knock yourself out.

I'm moonlighting tonight for some extra spondulicks.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 17:09, Reply)
I am currently on SSP which is fucking killing me...
I have a very busy July ahead of me as well, first 2 weeks in the Dominican Republic, return to the UK for a weekend, then a week in Ghana for work, then a week off then a week in Spain with the family for mothers 60th.

Not sure how i am going to afford it all now.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 17:15, Reply)
Im just watching for the giant dinosaurs and some mindless nonsense.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 17:17, Reply)
I've got "Get Out" too. Nothing too cerebral tonight though.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 17:19, Reply)
Now that is very good.
This is what you should watch.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 17:24, Reply)
Going to cook some indonesian rice curry.
Need to get some Keycap manis on the way home come to think of it.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 17:09, Reply)
Probably the usual round of
Play with the kids
Dinner
A few chores
An episode of Iron Fist (or Ash Vs Evil Dead, Preacher, or whatever other trash I fancy)
Bed

Could probably fit in a wank, somewhere, but timing is everything.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 17:13, Reply)
Not started Iron Fist yet.
Im rewatching everything leading up to it, with the other half, so we can watch The Defenders together.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 17:18, Reply)
I'll give you an Iron Fist

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 17:29, Reply)
Just got back from the dentist
Not chicken unfortunately
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 17:31, Reply)
I feel I have misunderstood something here.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 17:36, Reply)
I'm going for a curry

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 17:32, Reply)
More information required
Make sure you don't shit on your coat afterwards, they don't like that in Indian restaurants (I just assumed Indian because I am racist obviously)
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 17:35, Reply)
Pakistani actually YOU MASSIVE RACIST
More grill/kebab focused than a regular Indian
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 17:39, Reply)
Sweet. I am a MASSIVE RACIST
I blame my parents and Theresa May
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 17:42, Reply)
I'm in the pub , and i found some solid I'd misplaced the other month, so that

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 17:37, Reply)
dunno

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 17:41, Reply)
Classic

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 17:42, Reply)
Band practice tonight, got to put a set together for a gig we've been offered this weekend.
Playing with some psychobilly band. Double bass and quiff pricks.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 17:44, Reply)
rand tangles for rose and goss

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 17:44, Reply)
she owes you nothing

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 17:47, Reply)
There's going to be a new Master of the Universe film in 2019
I doubt it will be a patch on the 80's classic(!), but still rather excited.

What are YOU excited for?

io9.gizmodo.com/reebok-announced-two-new-alien-themed-sneakers-which-ar-1794684805
Would you wear these Alien inspired Reeboks?
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 14:16, Reply)
I'm getting a bit tired of all this retro inspired bollocks
I want this decade to have its own unique identity, rather than all this 80s throwback nonsense.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 14:17, Reply)
Looking forward to some proper fish and chips next month though.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 14:17, Reply)
It's all about the grease
There are 2 main chippys where I live. One tries to be all posh and cuisine, the other is no frills. Im always at the cheap one. Tastes much better.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 14:22, Reply)
My Dad used chippies as a reason to vote Brexit
There were two in the village, both a bit rubbish, then a third one opened up and crushed the other two, forcing one out of business. "Bloody Poles coming over here and putting British blokes out of business", he moaned. But he still buys from the Polish shop because the food is better and you get a bigger portion for the money.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 14:24, Reply)
There's no jingoism like free-market jingoism.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 14:28, Reply)
Your dad sounds like a fucking idiot, no offence.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 14:31, Reply)
something about the distance from which apples fall from trees

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 14:54, Reply)
none taken
He voted while knowing full well that it jeopardised the livelihood of his son and the future of his grandkid, so you can say whatwver you like about him.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 16:24, Reply)
Brexiteers who will happily eat and use foreign stuff are the BEST!

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 14:32, Reply)
up there with northern working class tory voters, eh jase?

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:02, Reply)
lol touché.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:03, Reply)
since i voted for the uk to leave the EU does that mean i cant buy any thing not made in the uk? ..concerned watch collector

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:05, Reply)
You should be very happy to pay punitive import taxes for the privilege.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:06, Reply)
not sure that will really bother me to be honest

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:08, Reply)
Pull the ladder up, mongy.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:16, Reply)
have you ever looked at import duty from america or hong kong, it's fucking outrageous, you'd be better off flying over there to buy and try and sneak it back in

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:18, Reply)
I buy stuff from China for pennies.
I don't think any of it attracts import duties.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:23, Reply)
i think you are still supposed to pay vat on it, although they probably don't bother for small amounts, go over about 400 quid and it starts getting nasty

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:25, Reply)
wealthy people should be fine
stick by your choices
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:11, Reply)
but can i still get a curry tonight and watch my sony tv?

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:13, Reply)
yeah, but jase might have some cutting satirical words to say about it

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:24, Reply)
oh no, wait till he finds out i would never in my life vote for tory cunts , yet voted brexit

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:26, Reply)
haha!
I don't vote for a particular party, I don't have ties to one.
This brexit thing has me stumped though.

Haven't a clue which way Im voting this time.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:39, Reply)
We've already had the Brexit vote, Jase.
Try to keep up.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:39, Reply)
Yes but now we have the Brexit negotiations!

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:46, Reply)
explain to him that if they opened up their own chippy
then they created jobs for themselves rather that taking them from brits
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:02, Reply)
It'll be throwback 90's before you know it
And then we'll know how plastic that time was.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 14:21, Reply)
It's not a new concept; loads of the 'classic' 40's noirs got remade in the 70's/80's but nobody remembers them because they weren't a patch on the Bogart/Bacall originals.
There were some ok neo-noirs that came of the back of it; Chinatown, the crossover into 70's paranoia films, the long goodbye etc etc.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 14:28, Reply)
thats a lot of noirs

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 14:32, Reply)
The 40's and the 70's were very good decades for film.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 14:37, Reply)
I won't watch anything with sound.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 14:39, Reply)
70s thrillers for the win.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 14:41, Reply)
^

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 14:43, Reply)
Needs more CGI Dewbacks.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 14:50, Reply)
No m8.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 14:57, Reply)
The definitive version of The Maltese Falcon has Bogart replaced with Boba Fett.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:01, Reply)
Megan Fox is being green-screened into The Big Sleep.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:16, Reply)
Toe thumb!
cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/0513/megan-fox-thumb-1-FB.jpg
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:29, Reply)
Escaping the work prison camp I'm currently in at 5ish tomorrow
And yeah I'd give them sneeks a turn on the pavements of Cardiff.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 14:20, Reply)
Oh man, that film was hilariously awful.
I'm looking forward to the new Alien film...cautiously.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 14:21, Reply)
Skeletor was spot on.
I don't know why they didn't use the actual other villains instead of the made up lizard people.

Im looking forward to Covenant too. Love all the little preludes they keep releasing.
Ive spoiled the story line though by looking at all the reviews of leaked footage
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 14:24, Reply)
I won't hear a word said against the original He-Man film.
It's all kinds of ace. Frank Langella's favourite role, too.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 14:31, Reply)
no, they're fuck ugly

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 14:25, Reply)
You can pretend you operate that big crane thing though.
Im going to buy some, then run round in a vest and knickers.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 14:33, Reply)
i'll stick with my supervillain boots

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 14:38, Reply)
"big crane thing"?
I question the wisdom of marketing shoes for people too young to have seen the film.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 14:39, Reply)
I just couldn't remember what it was called as I typed the answer.
I love the Alien series :)
ALL OF THEM
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:40, Reply)
Which do you think is the best of the 4?

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:42, Reply)
Alien, definitely.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:59, Reply)
The tension has never been matched.
The little prologu they released for Covenant yesterday basically sets up the film.
I know a little too much about how the Alien was created now.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 16:00, Reply)
There were no Alien films after 4.
You're a fool to pretend otherwise.
Alien3 is my fave, but I won't deny that the original is the best.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 16:10, Reply)
while i enjoy the contrast between Aliens and Alien 3, Aliens is by far the best
Resurrection was fucking pants
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 16:13, Reply)
I thought that when I was a teenager but now prefer the brooding menace in Alien.
It's a work of art.

Similar story with Terminator and T2.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 16:21, Reply)
Terminator is my No.1 film of all time.
A great exercise is sustained menace (and explosions!).
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 16:22, Reply)
Aside from the ridiculous "Newborn" and rather crappy ending, I quite enjoyed part four.
It's pleasantly daft and has a great cast. Weakest entry in the series, by far and, whilst it might have been interesting to see what happened on the posts apocalyptic Earth (Aliens Vs The Evil Dead, probably), it's for the best that the series came to an end.
Just imagine if they'd tried to cash in on that Easter Egg in Predator 2, or tried to make a prequel! Doesn't bear thinking about...
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 16:21, Reply)
Ressurection was directed by Jean-Pier Jeunet.
He's done some great films. The best probably being Delicatessen.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 16:28, Reply)
City of Lost Children wasn't bad, either.
Wasn't Amelie him, too? No doubt I'll get some stick for enjoying that (wonderful soundtrack).
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 16:31, Reply)
Yeah, I've not seen The City of Lost Children.
A Very Long Engagement and The Young and Prodigious TS Spivet aren't bad either.

Yeah, Amelie was him as well she was also in A Very Long Engagement, she's lovely.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 16:43, Reply)
I liked it, but it was Joss Whedon just doing Firefly with a new cast.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 16:31, Reply)
And then killing them all off.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 16:32, Reply)
A lot of people give Alien 3 unnecessary stick to Alien 3 I reckon.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 16:20, Reply)
are we lead it off the road?

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 16:23, Reply)
someone was talking at me.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 16:29, Reply)
Alien Vs Predator was a bit of popcorn fodder, really.
AVP2 was utter shite. You couldn't even see most of it, it was that dark.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 16:20, Reply)
I learnt my lesson with AvP

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 16:30, Reply)
Im a glutton for punishment

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 16:31, Reply)
Predators was equally disappointing.
Fingers crossed that franchise is now dead, before they ruin it any further.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 16:33, Reply)
There's a new one out next year...

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 16:46, Reply)
Yay more dry, gap-filling dialogue being muttered back and forth for the best part of 2+ hours with 2 or 3 chase bits.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 16:58, Reply)
Highlight of the film was Walton Goggins yelling "die, space faggot" whilst stabbing one of the Predators.
I can't see how they'll top that.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 17:05, Reply)
Fuck's sake.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 17:03, Reply)
monday is the day the new collection gets released from baselworld i just heard, and these are fucking stupid
www.prpsjeans.com/products/barracuda-extracting?variant=26620902665
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 14:33, Reply)
first skinny jeans, now this.
The new generation are a bunch of absolute shitcunts
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 14:36, Reply)
when they bring out a covered in shit pair mcbeef will be able to say he was rocking that look years ago

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 14:39, Reply)
My lawyers are standing by

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:10, Reply)
They're now openly designing and selling products aimed at Nathan Barley.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 14:39, Reply)
Like that spray-on mud for Chelsea tractors.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 14:43, Reply)
One of my mates went to try on some jeans in the changing rooms and found jizz in them. Pre-jizzed will be the next one you heard it here first.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 14:45, Reply)
Unisex sizing?
Shoe size is shoe size, surely? Me and the missus can swap shoes with impunity.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 14:36, Reply)
^ has ladyfeet

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 14:39, Reply)
He said shoes not feet

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 14:41, Reply)
Alright Dr Scholls

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 14:44, Reply)
Size 8 is Size 8, gender doesn't come into it.
My larger foot is 7.5, so I round up.

Back when she would wear heels, it wasn't unheard of for us to swap shoes at the end of the evening before walking home - I'm nothing of not gallant.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 14:42, Reply)
Lady feet are different
You skinny footed shoe slag
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 14:47, Reply)
I do have narrow feet.
Always made it difficult to buy trainers, when I was a kid.
Nonetheless, trainers are trainers - I don't think I've ever seen width measurements mentioned on a pair.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 14:53, Reply)
If I had the same sized feet as my missus I reckon I'd continually nick her slippers instead of finding mine.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 14:47, Reply)
My other half couldn't find her slippers if I tied then together and ran the string down her trouser legs.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 14:54, Reply)
My big toe is starting to poke out of the stitching on one of my moccasins.
#slipperchat top-tip, don't get a pair of north face down slippers, they make your feet absolutely stink.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 14:57, Reply)
I'm pretty solidly M&S, when it comes to slippers.
#oldman
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 14:59, Reply)
I've stayed away from them because my dad likes a good moan how in the 80's their slippers could go about 8 years but now he's lucky to get 2 out of them.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:03, Reply)
I can't recall ever getting more than a year from a pair of slippers.
My penchant for wearing them in the garden is probably partly to blame, though.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:05, Reply)
I'm never sure whether it's acceptable to wear them to the corner shop.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:06, Reply)
NO!
Used to see people in the Co-op who'd deemed it acceptable to pop in, dressed in onesie and slippers. Granted, they lived in the flats above the shop, but that violated even my low standards.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:19, Reply)
I wouldn't wear a onesie. It's just I can't be arsed putting socks on and lacing my boots up.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:23, Reply)
So, you're the target market for
www.offspring.co.uk/view/product/offspring_catalog/5,21/2404201158
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:27, Reply)
I don't like them.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:34, Reply)
No pleasing some people.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:39, Reply)
i have heard someone use the phrase "these are my going out pyjamas"

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:27, Reply)
I don't have pyjamas. Got some 'house trousers' though.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:34, Reply)
I have a pair of "lounge pants", but I wouldn't wear them outside.
Comfy, though, and oh so roomy. Plus, they have Sonic The Hedgehog on them.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:36, Reply)
Mine are a pair of fleece thermals.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:38, Reply)
My house is generally a fucking oven.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:41, Reply)
Mine are some 80s red Adidas tracksuit trousers

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:51, Reply)
I must have had these when I was still in school doing Duke of Edinburgh. They've got my surname written on the label in marker.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:56, Reply)
Alright, Ray Liotta in Goodfellas.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 16:11, Reply)
alright

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 16:31, Reply)
lol

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 17:10, Reply)
i have a demis roussos-style skirt/dress thing
that i wear around the house. comfy and loose, but i wouldn't be seen dead outside in it
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:37, Reply)
I regret losing my sarong.
Might have to get a new one.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:43, Reply)
Apparently the Australian term for these is 'comforts'

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:51, Reply)

comforts chuzzwungas
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:52, Reply)
i got ugg slippers as a christmas present
excellent upper and sole, but the glue holding the two together wasn't up to much. i love them, so i've duct taped the fuck out of them.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:03, Reply)
Make do & mend.
Good work.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:10, Reply)
never throw anything away if there's still a use for it

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:12, Reply)
Fucking hell those are horrendous shoes
I am very excited about this coming weekend
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 14:40, Reply)
Is this the marriage weekend?
Or is this storyline being dragged out a few more months?
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 14:47, Reply)
It's going to be the actual honeymoon, not the one they went on for the family photos.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 14:53, Reply)
Nah that was a fortnight ago
But we've only just shipped off her parents back to Australia, we've not got my kid and it's my wife's birthday so we're going to SMASH IT UP rudeboy style
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:10, Reply)
*double thumbs up face*

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:20, Reply)
new record delivered today
might get to listen to it if my kids shut up for five minutes
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 14:52, Reply)
Dunno
Going to Paris in a couple of months, that'll be nice.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 14:53, Reply)
try some of the local specialities , as a treat
www.mcdonalds.fr/produits/petite-faim/ptit-hot-dog

www.mcdonalds.fr/produits/petite-faim/croque-mcdo
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 14:58, Reply)
dunno what this one is, maybe fillet o fish
www.mcdonalds.fr/produits/burgers/le-grilled-cheese-bacon
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:03, Reply)
off the hook

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 16:01, Reply)
merci

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:05, Reply)
le croque McDo
mon dieu
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:05, Reply)
ordered in the style of agadoo

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:10, Reply)
That's one of the saddest things I've ever seen.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:17, Reply)
Praise from Caesar

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:57, Reply)
i don't speak the lingo, so i don't know what you'll be eating , but it's french cuisine innit

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:07, Reply)
Royale with cheese, motherfucker

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:09, Reply)
me too, my father's passing through there in August so we're popping over for a few days to say hello

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:12, Reply)
try the big premium poo, or saink
www.mcdonalds.fr/produits/burgers/grand-premium-poulet
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:15, Reply)
Madrid Airport's McD's sells lager

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:57, Reply)
I miss when they did root beer :(

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 16:03, Reply)
it was barq's root beer, you can find tins over here sometimes, but coca cola stopped making it in the uk

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 16:10, Reply)
thx hun xx

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 16:34, Reply)
i've had beers in french and spanish mc's, dunno if they still do it

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 16:06, Reply)
Burger King in Naples sells beer

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 16:10, Reply)
and burger king is called hungry jacks in australia, the worlds mad

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 16:13, Reply)
I believe someone else had already registered Burger King over there so they couldn't use the name

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 16:31, Reply)
you can believe what you fucking like mate, i aint fucking having it

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 16:38, Reply)
Holy smokes
I'm there for a week from July 31st
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:37, Reply)
we're 8th-10th Aug I think

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:52, Reply)
oh
how very CONVENIENT
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:56, Reply)
WE THOUGHT SO
*hmph*
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 16:09, Reply)
I hope you have a nice time
*turns nose up*
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 16:10, Reply)
not for him, they'll still be cleaning up the place after you leave

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 16:10, Reply)
They don't call it Gay Paris for nothing

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 16:11, Reply)
I think I will get myself a pair of each.
Price depending obviously
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 14:55, Reply)
They're sold as a set.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:02, Reply)
I am a dickhead

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 16:40, Reply)
Oh God I've started a shit but can't seem to get it all out.
This is how Elvis died. Oh God.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:22, Reply)
you are clearly not a mathematician
Or you'd work it out with a pencil
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:25, Reply)
work it out with a pencil

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:26, Reply)
Sharpen a pencil over your own head.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:32, Reply)
Just had to walk back to my desk with no feeling in my legs or feet.
Think I styled it out though.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:35, Reply)
Have you tried shoving a pencil up your hooplah?

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:47, Reply)
kick a pencil up your dickhole

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:49, Reply)
PENCIL

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:52, Reply)
have a smoke and a coffee
that will drop out afterwards
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 16:01, Reply)
not sure

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:59, Reply)
mongy likes watch chat
so here are some pictures of watches.
And Gormo likes Nixie tubes so here's something for him.

What do you like looking at pictures of?
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 11:05, Reply)
Are we allowed video and/or .gif answers?
Other than the obvious answer of 'nekkid chicks', I like those little YouTube shorts on master craftsmen at work: woodworking, potters, blacksmiths, that kind of thing. It's often very calming to watch.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 11:10, Reply)
Those are some very neat PCB's.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 11:10, Reply)
I had an idea for an actual money-making project that needed a PCB
and I drew it all in Eagle and then forgot, and now my Eagle subscription has run out and locked all my files and I just can't be arsed to redraw them all in KiCAD.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 11:16, Reply)
Crack eagle?
I think there are firms that'll do small runs of pcb's these days. Otherwise you had to etch it yourself or make a mess of one your sinks scrubbing it off in acid.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 11:28, Reply)
My plan was to draw the circuit diagram
then find some Indian on fiverrr to design the PCB based on it, then order a run of 20 or so.

It's a rebuild of a car part from 25 years ago that now sells for 1000 euro.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 11:30, Reply)

I had an idea for an actual money-making project that needed a PCB
and I drew it all in Eagle and then forgot, and

and locked all my files and I just can't be arsed to redraw them all in KiCAD. I don't know what Dan Dare's been up to
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 11:44, Reply)
\o/

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 11:52, Reply)
Totally worth it

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 12:43, Reply)
Your mama and your papa, and fat old uncle Charlie out cruising with their friends.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 11:16, Reply)
I only read the articles

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 11:18, Reply)

harry eng's bottles
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 11:19, Reply)
also, this has made me laugh today
streamable.com/hr0ge
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 11:20, Reply)
heh

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 11:22, Reply)
sonic the hedgehog stopped being funny 20 years ago m8

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 11:26, Reply)

31.media.tumblr.com/1ca216f6c7ffe3f0a5955773ef12dc9e/tumblr_muw6607lcL1sxudx7o1_250.gif
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 12:36, Reply)
have you seen the rock bottom simpsons mashups?
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(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 13:08, Reply)
i keep seeing ads for the facebook group
but i didn't bother clicking any. i did join 'curtis e. bear the courtesy bear' though
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 13:12, Reply)
this is funny cos sonic's over 20 years old now

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 11:29, Reply)
naked ladies

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 11:19, Reply)

alright snoop's head
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 11:22, Reply)
Lily

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 11:23, Reply)
+savage's tattered anus

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 11:34, Reply)
your mama, taken by your papa a long time ago

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 11:28, Reply)
Apeman by the Kinks is unbelievably racist in a Mike Read kind of way.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 11:31, Reply)
I don't think that is the intention
or do you mean Ray's cod calypso voice?
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 11:41, Reply)
Singing a song about being an ape in a pretend West Indian accent is a bit fucking dodge in my book
Singing a song in a pretend West Indian is in itself a bit fucking dodge ISN'T THAT RIGHT STING
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 11:55, Reply)
I dunno why pretending to do other accents is racist
It's just singing, it's not like the artist is actively taking the piss, other than being shit at the accent.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 12:08, Reply)
Great, so I can record a song called 'Ha So Velly Solly' in a ‘comedy chinky’ voice and it’ll be fine

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 12:17, Reply)
It was Mickey Rooney's "ching chong Chinaman" routine in Breakfast at Tiffany's that made me think "fuck this nonsense" and switch it off.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 12:20, Reply)
Deep Blue Something's lesser known b-sidezzzzzz

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 12:20, Reply)
Do it. Cunt

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 12:22, Reply)
well no, because you're actively taking the piss, aren't you
But how many Brit bands out there put on a fake Yank accent to belt out their hits, and no-one bats an eyelid?
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 12:22, Reply)
None

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 12:30, Reply)
bullshit

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 12:33, Reply)
I think this highlights who the real racist is here.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 12:36, Reply)
I'm perfectly comfortable being called a racist on here.
Living in a very openly racist country, I find this pussyfooting and kneejerk reactions about the issue rather amusing.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 12:41, Reply)
good for you

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 12:50, Reply)
He's such a fucking racist, mano
It's like he's not even read the FAQs. Ban him immediately.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 12:52, Reply)
Judge Dread gets a pass though.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 12:14, Reply)
Oh, come on, Richard.
You get to be really racist on here, and never get called out on it. Let other people have their fun, too.

Not that I have any idea what you're banging on about. Pick on Steven Seagal doing reggae, instead. "Me wan tha' punani", indeed.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 12:44, Reply)
Ray Davies?
GAY Davies more like!
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 12:49, Reply)
gay gayvies, even morer like

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 12:51, Reply)
gay wee-wees

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 12:52, Reply)
steady on

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 13:00, Reply)
That's hilarious though.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 13:16, Reply)
I've seen him play live.
It was a hoot!
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 13:24, Reply)
I like Lola Versus Powerman.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 11:43, Reply)
my dad burnt all his photos of my mum a long time ago

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 11:34, Reply)
what is the point in that ? there are others who strip the watch movement to it's component parts and put it back together again

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 11:39, Reply)
fine, be like that

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 11:51, Reply)
first one on the grey market, nice 6 1/2 grand uplift
www.chrono24.co.uk/rolex/oyster-perpetual-sea-dweller--cyclops-126600--id6188891.htm
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 14:13, Reply)
This and that

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 11:45, Reply)
disgusting

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 11:51, Reply)
Check out Mr. Official Secrets Act here.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 12:34, Reply)
Motorbikes and ladies bottoms

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 12:14, Reply)
Many motorcycle manufacturers are aware of this combination
and target their advertising accordingly.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 13:51, Reply)
My mates dad used to get free calendars off of the motor factors place.
Lorries and tits. Fantastic.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 13:59, Reply)
I think both those fools have me on ignore. I can't imagine why.
I quite like car chat these days. I get to trade in my Audi next year so looking at new Audis currently.

Yes I am a wanker .
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 12:18, Reply)
don't bother with Audis
All you get are the highstressed high maintenance drama queen designs, and unless you get the dog's bollocks from the product catalogue then you'll be outperformed by an equivalent-sized Seat anyway.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 12:27, Reply)
Nah I like me Audis I do.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 13:10, Reply)
I just dropped one of my fried eggs on top of the other egg and the yolk burst
Now I don't know if I should be sad I broke my runny egg, or happy that my other egg has double runny yolk.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 12:24, Reply)
you may as well give up the whole day as a write off and go back to bed until tomorrow

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 12:42, Reply)
Why were you stacking fried eggs?

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 12:46, Reply)
gravity did it
the yolk fell off my fork
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 12:49, Reply)
You have an eating disorder.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 12:51, Reply)
wobblyforkitis :(

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 12:55, Reply)

www.voanews.com/a/smart-spoon-allows-parkinsons-sufferers-to-feed-themselves/1830217.html
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 13:18, Reply)
Do you think plain fag packets will put people off smoking?

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 12:49, Reply)
nope

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 12:50, Reply)
Look at this
twitter.com/NWALegends/status/857025303348162560/photo/1

Professor Tanaka was 'Subzero' in Running Man, '80's-wrestler-turned-actor' fans.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 13:06, Reply)
oh my
pbs.twimg.com/media/C8xzZs8XUAE41JX.jpg:large
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 13:10, Reply)
mr america!
i can't believe it's been all this time and we STILL don't know who it was under the mask
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 13:13, Reply)
We can never really be sure

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 13:15, Reply)
No but eventually taxes might
Apparently in Australia 20 fags cost $40.

You've got to *really* like fags to pay that much
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 12:51, Reply)
you get 25 fags in a pack in oz, and they are around 25 aus dollars for a pack of winfield

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 12:56, Reply)
Ah, 'by 2020' it says here
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/australia-cigarettes-price-pack-smoking-tax-hike-how-much-do-they-cost-a7308381.html
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 13:00, Reply)
Great way to get people bringing in tabs on the black market.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 13:17, Reply)
research from australia suggests that they do

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 12:51, Reply)
Maybe a little, as the tobacco companies will struggle to build any brand loyalty.
Anything to damage their marketability.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 12:53, Reply)
the ones over here are covered in really gruesome images
It's just made me want to buy them so I can collect the set.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 12:54, Reply)
my brother's 'hilarious' trick used to be to ask how much the smoking monkey posters were, from the animal rights protesters

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 12:56, Reply)
What a card!

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 13:04, Reply)
Are they actual pictures or haunting artists conceptions like their film posters?

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 13:18, Reply)

bi.gazeta.pl/im/52/6d/10/z17224274IE,Zdjecia-ostrzegajace-przed-skutkami-palenia--zesta.jpg
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 13:36, Reply)
Same as over here, then.
Probably an EU thing.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 13:56, Reply)
i like the one with the baby having a fag

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 14:09, Reply)
in the way that the high chance of a slow painful death didn't?
yeah maybe
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 12:55, Reply)
my mum died of lung cancer in 30 days from diagnosis, not that slow compared to something like mnd

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 12:58, Reply)
true, probably quite unpleasant though
poor mum
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 13:11, Reply)
She died they day after i went to chessington , might put that on trip advisor

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 13:16, Reply)
I hope they offered you your money back

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 13:21, Reply)
ok, so it's a 'no', 'yes' and 'maybe'
thanks everyone
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 13:02, Reply)
Nah, it's another half-arsed measure because they're bad at pretending they don't want the tax revenue.
If they actually wanted to stop smoking, they'd ban it or make fags cost £50 a pack.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 13:05, Reply)
I don't think you could ban it unless you got all global governments to agree to it at once
otherwise people will just go to France for smokes and there'd be a huge black market for it.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 13:09, Reply)
although I'm amused at the thought of Mcbeef standing nervously in a dark London park
waiting to buy 20 B&H from some urban yoots
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 13:09, Reply)
Hahaha.
Even then I don't think that would stop it. Gak is basically illegal everywhere except Colombia and the global market seems to be doing just fine.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 13:14, Reply)
Unregulated and untaxed, though.
That's not good.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 13:29, Reply)
Tax increases, marketing bans, and assorted health information campaigns have seen smoking becoming less popular.
I think we're doing the right thing by steadily reducing the demand (if there's one lesson from The War On Drugs™, it's that tackling the supply end of the equation is pointless).
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 13:23, Reply)
So the unofficial approach appears to be "we can't stop it entirely, so let's just minimise it."

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 13:24, Reply)
Minimise it until it eventually goes away.
It's win/win: public health is improved, but no government has to be the one that banned it.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 13:28, Reply)
Pneumonia chat
I still have shadowing on my lungs :-( however the docs think this is residual pneumonia.

I also have ANOTHER chest infection which the docs seems to suggest is "normal" for patients recovering from pneumonia.

More antibiotics, more steroids, more pain killers (lonely lovely tramadol)
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 13:11, Reply)
This whole 'wiping out your immune system through binge drinking' project still going according to plan then?

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 13:33, Reply)
Nope. Quit everything. About 8 weeks now. Even quit smoking which I didn't think I would ever actually do.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 13:40, Reply)
Good on you, in that case.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 13:50, Reply)
Cheers

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 13:53, Reply)
my many knitted things

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 13:45, Reply)
Do you have a site S+M?

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 13:46, Reply)
no, i just put pics on fb sometimes
i have a habit of destroying older blankets when i need the wool for a new one
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 13:53, Reply)
Ah I don't use Facebook, but I may be interested in having one made perhaps.
Do you do requests and what are your prices etc?
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 14:05, Reply)
i do do requests
but i have about 4 months of knitting to do first. price depends on size, variety of colours used and how expensive the wool is. i'm currently heading this week's image challenge with a squid blanket
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 14:24, Reply)
morning

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 7:25, Reply)
Good morning.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 7:27, Reply)
alright mm
you're up bright and early
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 7:38, Reply)
Yeah. Something to do with one of the dogs sleeping in the boy's bed meant that the missus wasn't awoken by barking at half five,
and so we both woke up with the alarm, instead.
#sliceoflife #thatainterestingmonstermunch
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 7:41, Reply)
Control wakes up at 5, snoozes, and then is fully active by 6am
such is my life now, I was in bed by 22:30 :(
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 7:42, Reply)
I don't think there's ever been a period in my life when I haven't considered 22:30 to be "past my bedtime".
Not that I've been in bed before midnight, this week, mind.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 8:48, Reply)
Some thing happens, and I'm head over heels

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 7:58, Reply)
it's black ice, be careful out there

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 8:15, Reply)
racist

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 9:05, Reply)
that's beside the point here

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 9:45, Reply)
Morning all

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 8:02, Reply)
alright McBeef

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 8:15, Reply)
Top notch ta

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 8:43, Reply)
Hi Richard, I know you don't like reddit, but this might interest you.
www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/67skmm/im_a_100yearold_jazz_musician_composer_and_singer/

I'm going to read it when I get to work.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 8:30, Reply)
ELI100

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 8:44, Reply)
What it is, brutha.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 8:09, Reply)
sho' nuff

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 8:15, Reply)
Alright Grrrry. I watched Moscow Doesn't Care for Tears the other night.
Key word: weltschmerz.

To balance it out I watched the amazingly awful and lowbrow hologram man last night.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 8:19, Reply)
I don't know why you do this to yourself
Is there not any decent cinema left?
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 8:26, Reply)
I saw the restored Mulholland Drive on Monday night.
Possibly whilst a bit too mashed.

I've been working my way through some seedy 70's films though. Things like Killing a Chinese Bookie and some Robert Altman classics.

I've got The Long Goodbye coming on blu-ray it's great.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 8:31, Reply)
Did it actually make any sense that way?
Since it makes no sense when you're not mashed.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 8:34, Reply)
Everything up until the box being opened is a fantasy/dream of the sket version of Naiomi Watts.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 8:42, Reply)
You should watch Black Shampoo

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 8:43, Reply)
I watched Black Dynamite over the weekend.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 8:53, Reply)
We must go
to Kung Fu Island!
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 9:06, Reply)
Even though I'm sure there were loads of references in it that I didn't get,
it was still fecking hilarious.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 9:07, Reply)
^
I reckon Shaft is the only "blaxploitation" film I've ever watched.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 9:11, Reply)
Shaft and Jackie Brown are the only 'serious' ones I've seen.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 9:23, Reply)
Foxy Brown is a good un.
It was on netters.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 9:26, Reply)
Does Jackie Brown count?
I didn't really enjoy that, but Rum Punch was an enjoyable read.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 10:13, Reply)
Superfly is the best one by far
That is a brilliant film
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 9:35, Reply)
Ta, I'll give it a watch this weekend.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 9:37, Reply)
Superfly is fantastic.
And one of the few soundtracks that out-grossed the film.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 9:39, Reply)
I started watching Truck Turner the other weekend but blinked about 20 minutes in and the next thing I knew it was 7am and I'd slept all night on the sofa.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 9:27, Reply)
Great film - amazing soundtrack

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 9:35, Reply)
I think I might listen to the Across 110th Street soundtrack this morning.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 9:43, Reply)
I recommend the Shaft In Africa soundtrack

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 9:55, Reply)
Hello, hooray

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 8:23, Reply)
[ witty reply that rhymes with 'hooray' ]

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 8:27, Reply)
Now available on BlueRay.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 8:30, Reply)
Kill yourself you massive gay

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 8:31, Reply)
that's rather hurtful

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 8:33, Reply)
Soz, dunno what came over me

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 8:35, Reply)
A massive gay?

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 8:42, Reply)
Outbursts in the daytime, dullest at night, I'm like the yin to spanishfly's yang

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 8:37, Reply)

I'm like the yin to spanishfly's yang
Can't even see the game or the Sugar Ray fight
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 8:37, Reply)
Hurrah! You beat me to it

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 8:42, Reply)

to it off
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 8:48, Reply)
It's not bent if your eyes are closed

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 8:52, Reply)
Dr Drimble and Mr Fly.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 9:32, Reply)
I should really go and see the Tailer Park Boys
I wonder if they are a tribute act to the Trailer Park Boys
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 8:48, Reply)
English is now a cool language here
yet almost every poster or advert has glaring typos that would embarrass a 12-year-old
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 8:53, Reply)
Warsaw Turist Board, ffs

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 8:53, Reply)
ha!

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 8:55, Reply)
And not in a humorous Chinglish way, I bet

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 8:55, Reply)
no, in a shit "my 17year old son does English at school, we don't need to pay a professional translator" way

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 8:59, Reply)
I imagine broadband and bittorrent has improved a lot of Eastern European's English, or at least given them reason to improve it.
That's what my mate Pawel reckoned helped his a lot.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 9:30, Reply)
yer, it's helped a bit
but people don't actually get the chance to talk, and that impacts a lot (if you try and write down what your internal voice is telling you, for example). It also doesn't help that the Polish alphabet is pronounced so differently to English, so even a decent speaker will make seemingly retarded spelling mistakes.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 9:41, Reply)
Poles are also huge language snobs
a few years ago this video did the rounds, with Poles laughing at how shit her English is. And I'm thinking fucking hell, she's 17, been through the state school system, being interviewed for the Miss Universe competition in a second language. You try being a teenage girl under that spotlight and trying to speak confidently in a second tongue, you judgemental motherfuckers.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 9:44, Reply)
Heh.
I had an Argentinian games teacher when I was 15 who overheard one of the guys in my class taking the piss out of his English, so he made him run laps of the running track for the rest of double games.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 9:52, Reply)
I got sent to the headmasters office for 'gesticulating' behind my pe teachers head.
The gesture in question was the wanker sign.

I just sat somewhere else until the end of the lesson and the stupid cunt forgot about it. #thatsinterestingslipperymick
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 10:02, Reply)
There's a snack bar in Old Street station which apparently sells 'sanviches'

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 9:04, Reply)
I know the bloke in Bristol who has been going around correcting grammar on signs in the dead of night.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 9:31, Reply)
FFS
Few things are a bigger waste of time in the translation industry than clients who think they have a better command of a language than native speakers.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 9:04, Reply)
I introduced my dad to TPB and Always Sunny at the weekend.
He seemed reasonably impressed.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 9:28, Reply)
now show him eastbound and down

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 9:44, Reply)
hahaha, have you seen Vice Principals?
Goggins plays a brilliant sociopath in it.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 9:46, Reply)
yeah I like vice principals
but eastbound and down will always have a place in my heart. I just love hateful people.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 9:47, Reply)
When I was in the cinema I saw he was in the new Alien/Prometheus/whatever film.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 10:09, Reply)
Reprising his "gonna rape me some fine bitches" character from Predators?

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 10:14, Reply)
touch me, touch me
I want to feel your body
your heartbeat next to mine
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 8:50, Reply)
4 eva
x
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 8:51, Reply)
you are a Fox m8

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 8:52, Reply)
Sam Fox sang with Hawkwind once

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 9:04, Reply)
I wish she'd do an AMA on here

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 9:05, Reply)
that would clear a few things up

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 9:07, Reply)
I bet she did, the dirty old bollocks

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 9:08, Reply)
Scarlett Johansson sung Just Like Honey with JAMC at their glasgow Psychocandy gig.
She was awful.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 9:51, Reply)
doesn't mean I don't want to do a sex on her

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 9:54, Reply)
I never said it did.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 10:01, Reply)
I'm now imagining Scarlett with the voice of Hope Sandoval.
What should I do with this raging erection?
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 10:18, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8069364
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 10:28, Reply)

with the voice of Hope Sandoval. from gogglebox
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 10:37, Reply)
She looks like a Cabbage Patch doll.
Only with massive tits.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 10:52, Reply)
Hope Sandoval with the voice of Hope Sandoval is enough to make my willy feel funny.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 10:40, Reply)
True.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 10:51, Reply)
gid moaning

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 9:07, Reply)
did you bring the bum?

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 9:15, Reply)
I got a shiny magikarp this morning and am now the proud owner of a funky red gyarados

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 9:27, Reply)
i hate you and i wish you were dead

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 9:29, Reply)
look at the fucking state of these:
www.offspring.co.uk/view/product/offspring_catalog/5,21/2404201158
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 9:51, Reply)
they look like those somalian refugee sandals made of old tyres

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 9:53, Reply)
^

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 9:55, Reply)
Yeah they just emailed me , not nice

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 10:00, Reply)
these for me next
www.ericdress.com/product/Ericdress-Round-Toe-Solid-Color-Cross-Strap-Mens-Led-Shoes-12159259.html
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 10:06, Reply)
Have you heard of the watch brand Lucerne?
Swiss I think.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 10:10, Reply)
it's a swiss town, the watches are made by eveyone and not always well, buyer beware

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 10:14, Reply)
Ah right, ta.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 10:41, Reply)
this was released at baselworld, a first for chanel, and a stunning jump hour, shame it's 30k
www.chanel.com/en_GB/watches-jewellery/watches/monsieur-de-chanel#front-dial
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 10:50, Reply)
I've always thought the main advantage of an analogue watch is that you could tell the time from just a quick glance at the position of the hands.
That looks like someone has seen a watch described on paper, but fundamentally misunderstood.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 10:55, Reply)
In the 70's there were a load of mechanical digital watches. They look retro-futuristc.
www.theretroworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/sicura_dt1.jpg
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 11:00, Reply)
I love stuff like this

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 11:01, Reply)
And me.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 11:03, Reply)
you really have no sense of taste or style, and that is incredibly easy to tell the time on

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 11:01, Reply)
But not as quick and convenient as a conventional watch face.
It's form over function. Fine, if you like that sort of thing (my previous love of Storm watches betrays me, here), but I don't think it looks terribly nice, either.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 11:12, Reply)
what is this, the Great British Bent-Off?

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 10:10, Reply)
Fucking hell

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 10:13, Reply)
they've got everything, buckles, zips, laces and lights, i'll be cock of the walk

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 10:25, Reply)
You've boasted of buying worse than that, though.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 10:20, Reply)
i also hate you and wish you were dead

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 9:32, Reply)

magikarp combine harvester

gyarados CyberSkin John Holmes 10" Destroyer
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 9:34, Reply)
I don't play pokeymon but I still hate you and wish you were dead

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 9:34, Reply)
standard

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 9:36, Reply)
i SUPPOSE you do put the time and effort in
still annoying though

i've not been playing much lately as my usual haunt is a fucking magnemite nest
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 9:40, Reply)
go and do a mark speight

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 9:45, Reply)
this is the best response to these subthreads

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 9:46, Reply)
clickin 'dis

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 9:46, Reply)
I date you and wish you were Fred

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 9:45, Reply)
well bum

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 9:46, Reply)
but he's more velma?

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 9:53, Reply)
rhino

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 9:55, Reply)
morning

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 7:23, Reply)
oops

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 7:26, Reply)
And also to you.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 7:28, Reply)
We don't have any posts in the evening anymore, i hope you are all ok , it worries me

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 21:12, Reply)
I'm watching an amazingly shit film called 'hologram man'.
badmovie-badreview.com/hologram-man-a-bmbr-review/
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 21:21, Reply)
woah

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 21:38, Reply)
It's got the weird puppet guy from blade runner in it as a weird computer dweeb.

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 22:04, Reply)
He was the man bring tormented by subliminal messages in early X-Files episode "Blood", too.
That was a fun episode.
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 23:51, Reply)
If the film is az bad as the review I'd like to avoid

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 23:21, Reply)
was hoping newcastle would have points knocked off for fraud
keeping them in the championship
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 21:21, Reply)
They are all rotten , the fs don't care

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 22:37, Reply)
just tired, y'know

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 21:29, Reply)
I worry

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 22:38, Reply)
Teh gay shift!
Or whatever.
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 23:33, Reply)
Teh fail archive!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/39712062
(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 0:20, Reply)
He'

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 0:31, Reply)
It will be morning soon

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 2:28, Reply)
i'm bored
who else is bored?
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 15:30, Reply)
me

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 15:31, Reply)
I surely am
Hurry the fuck up, weekend
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 15:34, Reply)
i got party time this weekend
you got any newlywed shenanigans planned?
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 15:41, Reply)
Absolutely we do!
Inlaws gone home + no kid this weekend + my wife's birthday tomorrow + bank holiday = CARNAGE

We're off out for an expensive meal on Saturday so we have to be rather reserved on Friday night, so as not to spoil it.
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 15:46, Reply)
mate's 40th saturday night
all the brakes are off on such occasions, which means drinking will start to wind down when the comedown kicks in around sunday lunchtime
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 15:49, Reply)
Yes, I suspect it will be a painful Monday for us

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 15:54, Reply)
oooo, you back in work?

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 15:57, Reply)
Not til Tuesday

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 16:00, Reply)
To clarify, I've been back all week but am not working Monday

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 16:02, Reply)
ah, right

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 16:04, Reply)
Main honeymoon not til later in the year
Sicily or the Amalfi Coast are the current frontrunners
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 16:06, Reply)
i've always fancied egypt myself

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 16:09, Reply)
Same here but my sister said that the harassment from hawkers ruined it for her
Wankers trying to flog you miniature sphinxes every ten seconds who won't bugger off. That said, I want to take a dawn hot air balloon over the Valley of the Kings before I die.
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 16:17, Reply)
oh fuck, yes
i'd love to see inside the tombs, then take a trip to petra and some of the older temples
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 16:31, Reply)
Shame Mexico is so dodgy, I want to see this:
www.lonelyplanet.com/mexico/south-of-merida/attractions/uxmal-ruins/a/poi-sig/501740/1330303
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 16:41, Reply)
they were meant to have sacrificial platforms at the top
that faced the rising sun, so sacrifices could be made to the sun gods
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 16:51, Reply)
Yup and blood drainage channels
coooolllll
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 17:09, Reply)
I went to the Priscilla catacombs in Rome
Fan-bloody-tastic. They had the oldest painting of the Madonna & child in the world. 2nd century, apparently.
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 16:46, Reply)
Even as a non-religious person, difficult to not be moved by things like that

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 16:46, Reply)
shut up TH

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 16:46, Reply)
:)

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 16:58, Reply)
Capuchin Catacombs are stella as well

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 17:02, Reply)
and she's still touring now, what a trouper

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 16:48, Reply)
it's mad how certain pigments hold up for centuries, yet others fade
i know from pictures of egyptian ruins that blue tends to fade quite quickly. i'd love to have been able to see what they looked like when they were new. and the pyramids, they would have been white
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 16:52, Reply)
Many people have a mistaken idea of what Ancient Greece would have looked like
They see white marble statues in museums and don't realise that they were painted. The idea of a world of serene white stone everywhere is utterly wrong. It would have been really garish. The renaissance didn't help, with all these pricks creating neo classical sculptures in plain stone.
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 17:06, Reply)
#OhWowRichardYouDontSay

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 17:06, Reply)
it was my belief that nobody had time to paint in ancient greece
what with all the orgies
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 17:10, Reply)
That was the Romans m8
And bar a few truly debauched emperors it seems that on the whole Roman 'orgies' were little more than dinner parties. Greek symposia were even less exciting: being noticeably drunk was a social no-no. They watered down their wine.
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 17:13, Reply)
wimpy fuckers

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 17:19, Reply)
^

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 17:20, Reply)
To be fair, these things were underground, and have never been subjected to natural light
Mind you, Pompeii and Herculaneum have some incredible frescos. You'd never know they were nearly 2000 years old. Well, you would, obviously. But still, they're brilliant.
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 17:12, Reply)

fr T
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 17:14, Reply)
lol
You say that, but my boys pretended that they worked in the roman take-aways in Pompeii. One of them moaned that his brother was ripping him off. With imaginary money. Idiot.
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 17:15, Reply)
I really need to go back to Pompeii
It's been 20 years. The graffiti I found particularly impressive: obviously the day to day lives of ordinary citizens don't make it into the history books, so these things are especially valuable.
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 17:20, Reply)
those frescoes are meant to be pure filth

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 17:19, Reply)
In some instances, yes

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 17:24, Reply)
This sculpture was my favorite
imgur.com/jy2XBrn
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 20:49, Reply)
Hell yeah.
Only twenty minutes left of the boredom though.
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 15:38, Reply)
that's the spirit
although vodka is a better one
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 15:41, Reply)
Vodka may be involved once the twenty minutes are up.

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 15:51, Reply)
good lad

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 15:56, Reply)
i'm the chairman of the bored

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 15:43, Reply)
it's nearly time for the AGM

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 15:44, Reply)
^massive backhander

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 15:45, Reply)

ackhan en
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 15:55, Reply)

morbotron.com/gif/S02E11/528923/532043.gif?b64lines=U1VSRSwgQkFCWSwgSSBLTk9XIElULg==
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 16:53, Reply)
Not been good for 15 years m8

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 17:30, Reply)
Nah , off to the pub now

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 15:45, Reply)
Don't forget your sports jacket.

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 15:47, Reply)
not the weather for them yet

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 15:57, Reply)
get yourself some pork scratchings while you're there

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 15:49, Reply)
eatings cheating

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 15:56, Reply)
they don't count as eating
they're garnish for a pint
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 15:57, Reply)
ain't got time to be bored
time is money
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 15:50, Reply)
amen, brother

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 15:50, Reply)

time the mac and cheese
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 15:55, Reply)

media.giphy.com/media/Vxk8eYR1fV0Qw/giphy.gif
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 15:58, Reply)

i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/034/145/822.jpg
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 16:00, Reply)
i've got time to spend
but i'd rather save money
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 15:58, Reply)
I am bored right now but in about 20 minutes all hell is going to break loose here:

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 16:13, Reply)
is that when the police turn up?

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 16:15, Reply)
He's got all 4 shredders working at full capacity yet there's still a dozen cabinets to go

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 16:17, Reply)
Haha cabinets...shredders...
Alright "Mr Born in the 1960s"
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 16:23, Reply)
What? Oh yeah, that's right. Modern offices don't use "paper".
You fucking idiot.
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 16:32, Reply)
^3 seashells

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 16:38, Reply)
Dunno what his boggle is, ffs

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 16:42, Reply)
actual giggles

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 16:53, Reply)
Overtime at the Technodrome.

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 16:58, Reply)
inb4 #infest

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 20:46, Reply)
What question do you want answered?

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 12:58, Reply)
^ trying to resurrect QOTW

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 13:00, Reply)
it's not even that
I just got bored of that thread but couldn't think of anything worth posting
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 13:02, Reply)
it had run its course

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 13:11, Reply)
not sure

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 13:03, Reply)
When, will I, will I be famous?

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 13:03, Reply)
when police match your facebook pic to their identikit image of the Phantom Shitter

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 13:06, Reply)
cool

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 13:10, Reply)
Aren't you dead yet?

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 13:40, Reply)
Not that I know of

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 14:12, Reply)
what happens in the end?

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 13:12, Reply)
John Dies

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 13:15, Reply)
I read that, up until it stopped being free.
Certainly not worth paying for.
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 13:31, Reply)
I enjoyed the film

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 13:38, Reply)
Good.

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 13:46, Reply)
Same.

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 14:18, Reply)
You do a spunk, and poo comes out your helmit.
Trust me on this - I know
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 13:16, Reply)
Well, being a married man
if you don't know, who would?
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 13:36, Reply)
Precisely, m8
PS have a gander at this:

www.locandalocatelli.com/menu

Going on Saturday night
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 13:49, Reply)
£22.50 for spuds and mushrooms!?
Christ
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 13:50, Reply)
I've been
it's great. I didn't pay though.
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 13:54, Reply)
Shows the price difference between the sarf and the nurth
£22.50 would get you a full meal up here, maybe not drinks though, but more than one course definitely
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 13:57, Reply)
22.50 is nearly my weekly shop, excluding booze, obvs.

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 14:01, Reply)
Same really, might go over occasionally when I fancy getting some decent meat in or specific things for a dish
#weeklyshopchat
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 14:04, Reply)
Where I eat Vietnamese, the pair of us can dine like kings for under £25, and under £30 when we go for Pakistani
Locatelli's place is regarded as the finest Italian restaurant in London, he has a Michelin star and it's in a pricey part of town: the prices reflect that.
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 15:33, Reply)
There's a turkish place I want to try that does iskender kebabs for about £18.
That's comparatively steep. When we go to the indian (byob) we usually chuck a tenner in for mains and sundries.
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 15:39, Reply)
no-one wants to know what happens in YOUR end m8

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 13:20, Reply)
It doesn't even matter m8

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 13:24, Reply)
you don't want to know, mate!

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 13:43, Reply)
Have you ever experienced Dolphin Rape?

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 13:16, Reply)
Yep, I saw them supporting Terminal Bumhole at Northampton Roadmenders in '04

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 13:17, Reply)
Roadmenders are something that a pro-brexit dyslexic might complain about

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 13:37, Reply)
Tom Hanks with the shits

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 13:51, Reply)
Boney M'szzzzzz

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 14:13, Reply)
It looks like old Forrest had a dump
Show me your motion
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 14:41, Reply)
That Ian Huntley fella? What was that about

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 13:19, Reply)
hated man utd

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 13:24, Reply)
And they say football is a gentleman's game

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 13:35, Reply)

 utd

+sdem
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 14:05, Reply)
I'm pretty sure we'd all feel like that around a pair of tweenage girls
he just had the balls to do what we were all thinking
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 13:28, Reply)
Here's hoping this ends up on the Popular page,
bereft of any context.
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 13:32, Reply)

the Popular page your boss's desk
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 13:38, Reply)
I think he felt a little bit stabbier than most people would in that situation.
Just saying.
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 13:40, Reply)
How do magnets work ?

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 13:43, Reply)
I ain't no scientist

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 13:48, Reply)
God does it

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 14:06, Reply)
Nestlé's leaving Britain for Poland because of Brexit.
How many more will follow suit?
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 13:46, Reply)
7

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 13:47, Reply)
Here's hoping the Rowntree brand will reappear.

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 13:48, Reply)
to be fair, Poland does make far better wafers

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 13:49, Reply)
I recon we can keep
the gays
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 13:49, Reply)
*offers sanctuarry for the most attractive and least discerning ones*

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 13:59, Reply)
7

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 13:49, Reply)
Fuck blue ribands really#teamtunnocks

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 14:11, Reply)
Tunnocks uber alles

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 14:18, Reply)
Which kettle should I buy?

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 13:47, Reply)
The one they use
to make crisps
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 13:48, Reply)
the one where 50 policemen box you in

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 13:49, Reply)
16710

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 13:50, Reply)
I bought one of these earlier
www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B01GFPWHZ4/
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 13:53, Reply)
bentest kettle in the world

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 13:54, Reply)
I am hearing this read out
in Jeremy Clarksons´s voice
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 14:00, Reply)
are you visualising him naked as well?

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 14:01, Reply)
Does he wear clothes?
I had never noticed. I bet they are really sexeh
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 14:09, Reply)
all denim

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 14:12, Reply)
Jeans and blazer combo is strictly for the cunts.

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 14:14, Reply)
what a load of shit

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 14:16, Reply)
No, he's right.
I'll occasionally rock the jeans/blazer combo, but I know full well what I look like. Probably doesn't help that my blazer is a blue and yellow striped affair, so I could easily pass for a holiday camp employee.
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 14:35, Reply)
buy better clothes

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 14:37, Reply)
Don't you oppress me.

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 15:10, Reply)
maybe it's more down to the person wearing them, think steve mcqueen looked pretty cool
i.dmarge.com/2015/06/TweedMcQueen.jpg
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 14:41, Reply)
oh look, robert redford
s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/bb/a9/e5/bba9e540511ae5aff8d1d74eadb1aa97.jpg
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 14:42, Reply)

pretty cool like a physics teacher
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 15:09, Reply)
you, like many on this forum have no style

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 15:11, Reply)
I refuse to be labelled.

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 15:16, Reply)
A bit of pride in your personal appearance isn't being labeled

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 15:20, Reply)
I'm comfortable with the way I look,
but pride and vanity are not among my vices.
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 15:23, Reply)
but others have to look at you, show some compassion to them

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 15:30, Reply)
I'm a visual feast.

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 15:49, Reply)
cool as shit physics teacher

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 15:19, Reply)
Undeniably.
It'd be foolish for any of us to imagine that dressing like Steve McQueen would make us as cool as Steve McQueen, though.
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 15:27, Reply)
aim high
www.ebony.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/idriselba9_original_36668.jpg
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 15:29, Reply)
Jeremy Corkhill

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 14:19, Reply)
The 'Canadian Tuxedo'

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 15:08, Reply)
+Morphy, the

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 14:33, Reply)
Yeah, I had the other Brita one that Russell Hobbs do, but you can't take the damn thing apart to clean it.
Also, it only ever occurs to me to change the filter as I'm boiling it, so the filter never gets changed (hence it's scaly as fuck and needs cleaning).
#kettlechat
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 14:01, Reply)
Just boil it and bung some white wine vinegar in there m8.

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 14:09, Reply)
I don't think that would touch the filter in the spout.
Besides, the stupid thing can't hold enough water to make an entire pot of tea, so I'll be better of with a replacement.

If this weren't already a rubbish thread, I'd have ruined it with this subthread.
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 14:31, Reply)
I've only got a cheapo Morrison's kettle.
I did drop about 150 notes on a dualit toaster though #whitegoodschat
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 14:13, Reply)
We had a cheapo one from Asda that comfortably outlasted a couple of far more expensive ones.
Mother-in-law tried to replace it with a stove top kettle, but none of us could put up with the interminable waits for it to boil.
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 14:22, Reply)
Yeah, fuck that, i regularly turn mine on and wander off while it boils.

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 14:28, Reply)
People are people so why should it be
that you and I should get along so awfully?
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 13:48, Reply)
because you never wash your armpits

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 13:50, Reply)
I wash other people´s though
surely that should help make frinds?
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 13:58, Reply)
who will win the snooker?

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 14:33, Reply)
Willie Thorne?

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 14:38, Reply)
i very much doubt it
got a feeling it'll be Mark Selby vs John Higgins, but they're too close to call right now
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 14:44, Reply)
Higgins will take a dive

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 15:04, Reply)
"Penalty awarded to Higgins!"
"That two-footed challenge by Selby could have torn Higgin's leg off."
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 15:08, Reply)
it's snooker, not pool, no diving involved

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 15:09, Reply)
Nukes stop play

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 14:58, Reply)
Better thread
Sort it aht, gaylords
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:16, Reply)
Last evening with the inlaws tonight
Then normal married life can at last begin.
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:17, Reply)
Haha, a bitter joke about arguments and a lack of sex!!!!

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:18, Reply)
I figured there could have been the possibility of some hot, hot, HAWT, mother in law sex? No?

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:21, Reply)
Oh, man, Rammstein were great!
Edit: spoilsport. :(
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:22, Reply)
Haha. Sorry dude DU HAST!

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:34, Reply)
no m8

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:26, Reply)
Gutted

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:34, Reply)
They've not been able to persuade her that she's made a terrible mistake, then?

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:19, Reply)
The mother in law?

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:21, Reply)
Her dad took me aside at the wedding and said 'you do know there's a cooling off period, doncha?'

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:25, Reply)
What, like when you try to buy a gun?

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:26, Reply)
precisely like that

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:27, Reply)
14 day return policy?

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:34, Reply)

there's a cooling off she's on her
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:28, Reply)


(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:28, Reply)
was she wearing a white dress?

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:29, Reply)
My dad told me his honeymoon was ruined by my mother's "time of the month".
I can't envision a set of circumstances in which I'd ever have need of that information.
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:32, Reply)
I suppose that depends when they told you you were conceived

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:35, Reply)
I was conceived in a tent, pitched in a Welsh field, early spring of '77.
He never gave me an exact date, and I never asked.
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:39, Reply)
I have no idea why you needed that information either.

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:45, Reply)
That does mean we are fairly similar in age though. You are older than me though. Old shit cunt.

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:45, Reply)
I think most of us are around the 40 mark, on here.
manolith lost the spreadsheet, though.
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:55, Reply)
Fucking wanker isn't he

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 11:07, Reply)
what
this one?
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 11:39, Reply)
This is wrong
I am much older than 33
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 12:43, Reply)
As garidead said, this is wrong
I'm 31 in July, is it that hard to throw in some rudimentary formulae?
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 12:45, Reply)
You're not manolith.

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 12:46, Reply)
fewer hair

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 12:56, Reply)
When someone at work announced she was leaving to get married and live with her husband in Singapore one of our salesmen decided to tell her how much he liked Singapore and how it was fairly likely his first born was likely conceived there.
I know this because he did it within earshot of the entire office.
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:45, Reply)
#thatsinterestingslipperymick

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:50, Reply)
It just seemed a bit of an inappropriate subject to broach with a colleague.
I don't go around telling my colleagues I had a wank in a caravan in Rhyl do I?
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:53, Reply)
what about celebrities openly stating their kids were named after their conceived location?
Brooklyn Beckham, Paris Hilton, "Mishile" Shilo Pitt...
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:55, Reply)
Seems a bit gauche to me.

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:56, Reply)
Hi, I'm The Kings Head Gents Katona

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 12:21, Reply)
Yes, actually, you do

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:55, Reply)
"My advice: Get yourself a ute, pack your stuff in it, and fuck off."

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:36, Reply)
he was telling us an anecdote about 'Deano' who lives in a granny flat on their land
The punchline of which was 'YER NUTHIN BUD A FAT CUNT'
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:44, Reply)
Some lad I know got to live in a granny flat when he was about 15.
Dunno what his parents were thinking really, as you can imagine he spent most of his time hiding in there permastoned.
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:52, Reply)
Best parents ever.

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:58, Reply)
I was friends with the son of some very rich hippies back in the 80s
They could smoke neat dope in the house but anyone wanting to smoke tobacco had to go in the garage. They had a full size half pipe in the garden too. Over the course of several months I copied all their Grateful Dead bootlegs. Good toimes.

He was called Jethro, he had a cousin called Tree lol
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:58, Reply)
Ally Campbells son was at our school for a couple of years. There was a bullshit rumour that if you went round their house every room had ceramic pots with weed in it that they could just help themselves to.

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 11:04, Reply)
Marti Pellow's cousin was at my school.
No one was remotely interested in Marti Pellow.
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 11:05, Reply)
I liked it when him and Mick Hucknall had a public feud over which one was the 'king' of blue-eyed soul.
To which the obvious answer to seemingly everyone but those two pricks was 'neither of you'.
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 11:17, Reply)
Did that really happen? Hahahaha
In my opinion, the best white male soul vocalist would either Be Steve Marriott or Terry Reid.
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 11:20, Reply)
Bonus ball: Steve Winwood

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 11:23, Reply)
+ bag

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 11:24, Reply)
no m8

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 11:27, Reply)
My mate's dad met him once and said he didn't like him
Just one man's opinion
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 11:39, Reply)
I used to hang out with his neice, she's alright
His brother is called Muff lol
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 11:41, Reply)
woah, that's unfortunate
My mate's (same one) auntie was married to Spencer Davies. I met her at my mate's wedding, she was charming. Never met Spencer though, sorry.
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 11:43, Reply)
Oh.

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 11:43, Reply)
It's not one of my best anecdotes, I know

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 11:45, Reply)
I forgive you m8

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 11:45, Reply)
Lol

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 11:49, Reply)
lol

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 11:07, Reply)
phew
and I was worried that your wedding was a mesalliance
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:56, Reply)
She's certainly 'married up' in the class stakes

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 11:00, Reply)
This isn't actually true btw

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 11:00, Reply)
it is a bit

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 11:02, Reply)
When you two met, you were a functional alcoholic single father living in a bedsit
which, I suppose, is upper middle class for most Australians
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 11:04, Reply)
Bedsit my arse
And it's HIGH FUNCTIONAL thank you.
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 11:05, Reply)
I don't think you can claim that given your incontinence.

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 11:06, Reply)
I don't think anyone here is under the impression that you have any class whatsoever.

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 11:04, Reply)
How rude

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 11:05, Reply)
he has panic attacks buying Class B's from the yoots in the local park
that's how much he lacks class
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 11:08, Reply)
You'll be slamming down your dog eared copy of To The Lighthouse on the coffee table and announcing you're 'going for a walk' in no time mate.

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:40, Reply)
This reference goes entirely over my head I'm afraid

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:56, Reply)
They hung on a while like...
I would have put them in a hotel after a few days.
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 11:19, Reply)
I get employed through a contractor
And a business manager has just asked my hourly rate to see if he can afford to have me in a project*. I know what I get paid, but I don't know what my contractor firm charges, and I dunno if I should ask around to find out in case it causes a shitstorm.

*strokey-J opportunity
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:19, Reply)
Tell them they will have to employ you via the contractor and to enquire with them

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:21, Reply)
yer, but there must be about 7 lines of internal management to get through
before this business manager can work out who to talk to in my contracting firm, since the BM is in Switzerland.
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:22, Reply)
If he wants to employ you direct, then the firm's rates are irrelevant.
If he wants to take you on through the firm, then there's no harm in directing his query to them, is there?
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:21, Reply)
The way it works is that us contractors are treated a bit like a pool, and business managers pluck us out when they need a job done.
I have a line manager who signs off my invoices, but I met him on my first day and haven't seen him since (and he never answers calls or emails). For billing hours we just log our time in the project, and the manager for each project signs off those hours. But then the different global regions invoice each other for work (tax scam?) so I don't know what my Polish dev team charge the Swiss for doing work for them, and then I don't know what my contractor charges the Polish dev team, but I do know I'm due a fucking pay rise for dealing with this mickey mouse bullshit.
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:25, Reply)
I don't understand any of this, to be honest.
Still, l "treated a bit like a poo"
lol, poo!
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:31, Reply)
LOL1111

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:44, Reply)
Get a mate to call your contractor firm and pretend to be a potential client looking for a quote.

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:23, Reply)
^

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:41, Reply)
that's not gonna work, is it
they're not going to offer my mate the same rates they offer a firm that employs 1000 people across the country.
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:43, Reply)
Given that "your mate" is only pretending to want to hire someone,
is it really a great stretch to imagine that he could pretend to be calling on behalf of a large firm?
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:45, Reply)
Instructions unclear, now have 1000 IT workers in my gaff with nothing to do.

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:46, Reply)
^This, obvs.
Just make sure you ask someone who's a competent bullshitter.
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:52, Reply)
I like the idea that one international firm would just call up another international firm
and get price quotes over the phone as if they were interested in double glazing. Rather than the month-long rigmarole of sales managers meeting clients and HR and accountants and lawyers and hashing out ridiculous contracts that no-one understands.
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:59, Reply)
It's almost as if you could remove half of the people in any given firm and it would make little difference to the people buying their services.

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 11:02, Reply)
"Is that Pete's Builders? Yeah, we wanna build a hospital, how much will one cost?"
"Yeah, mostly in cash, but the last payment will be a post-dated cheque to make sure you finish everything".
"31million? Can't you do it for an even 30million and we'll take care of muckaway and leaving cones out on the road?"
"Cheers, nice one, I'll call you on Monday with the plans".

/Slippery Mick, Minister of Infrastructure
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 11:11, Reply)
One of our customers (energy supplier) is that big a pain in the arse it costs more internally to get a contract out to them than it's worth.
I keep telling my boss we should fuck them off.
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 11:19, Reply)

f s
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 11:24, Reply)
Still better than PFI.

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 13:39, Reply)
OK, OK, so you ask 25 mates, right...

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 11:07, Reply)
do it for free
and say it would look good for your portfolio
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:34, Reply)
^ this is why I no longer work for startups

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:43, Reply)
If having sex with men makes me gay, then I don't know what's going on in the world

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:19, Reply)
I bet you do spunks and stuff

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:24, Reply)
Not every time, I'll be honest

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:24, Reply)
I bet it's like shaking the last crumbs out of a crisp packet

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:28, Reply)
It's more like watching an earthworm have an asthma attack

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:33, Reply)
Groovy!

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:42, Reply)
your gay

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:23, Reply)
no u

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:27, Reply)
you're doughnuts turn out like fanny's

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:36, Reply)
Alright Rich.
They just played Monie in the Middle on the wireless.
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:39, Reply)

Monie in the Middle knick-knack
the wireless my shoe
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:43, Reply)
I have a soft spot for Monie Love
She's Dave Angel's sister, techno fans
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:48, Reply)
"Genetically Modified Food? That's messing with Mother Nature's Ballbag."

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:50, Reply)
I met Simon Day at Andy Weatherall's Sabresonic night once
He was with the other one, whatsisface the Brummie
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:53, Reply)
Him from the Prudential advert?

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:57, Reply)
Mark Williams.
He's from the same commuter town as me.
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:58, Reply)
that's the chap

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 11:01, Reply)
Ha!

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:54, Reply)
I can't help but think this is all Two Hats fault

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 11:16, Reply)
AS PER FUCKING USUAL

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 11:21, Reply)
One day you'll realise that I do this for your own good

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 11:23, Reply)
Yeah and one day I'LL KICK YOUR FACKIN 'EAD IN

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 11:27, Reply)
Peace, my brother

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 11:35, Reply)
I GOT TICKETS FOR BANANARAMA
I know this means nothing to you lot, but original line up and everything.
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 11:18, Reply)
yes!

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 11:18, Reply)
They did a couple of OK records
I have a soft spot for Cruel Summer
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 11:22, Reply)
I had a good cover of that by one of the lads in Arab Strap.

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 11:31, Reply)
9TH BEST SELLING GIRL GROUP EVER!

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 11:32, Reply)
I love all that PWL shite

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 11:33, Reply)
I really do wish I'd kept the receipt for this surprise-ometer :(

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 11:39, Reply)
Unlike pretty much any act Richard ever mentions, I know who this is.

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 11:33, Reply)
^

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 12:21, Reply)
i think i need some omeprazole, lucky they now sell it over the counter

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 12:05, Reply)
That stuff changed my dad's life

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 12:08, Reply)
i read some research stuff about it and long term it looks really bad for you, my dads been on it years, i suggest we don't tell our dads

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 12:09, Reply)
really? oh dear
I think on balance my old man's life has been so much improved (he once told me he didn't have a full night's sleep for 40 years due to reflux issues) he'd gladly suffer problems later on as a trade off
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 12:14, Reply)
my old mans been a pisshead all his life so i don't have much sympathy for him, that and he one stabbed me

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 12:19, Reply)
:(

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 12:22, Reply)
he's had barretts esophagus for years, cunt won't die

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 12:50, Reply)
Wait...what?

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 12:30, Reply)
lol, "protein pump"

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 12:16, Reply)
grow up, this is a srs medical issue

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 12:19, Reply)
morning

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 7:18, Reply)
good morrow to ya!
I am going for to fetch me some grub and some slurp. eat, drink and be merry!
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 7:24, Reply)
Even after ten years here
I still know absolutely nothing about you
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 7:34, Reply)
there will come a day when all shall be revealed
I'm just keeping a very low profile because things "aren't right" yet
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 7:55, Reply)
If you keep putting it off then it'll never happen

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 8:09, Reply)
Thorneing /talk

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 7:28, Reply)
I don't even know who Willie Thorne is

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 7:33, Reply)
Me either, even with the internet in my hand I've never looked him up

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 7:40, Reply)
Ringmorn

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 7:49, Reply)
ringworm
I had that infection quite a few times when I was a preteen in the US
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 7:53, Reply)
It really is a 3rd world country.

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 7:55, Reply)
sho nuff is when you grow up in the projects

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 7:56, Reply)
I got that when I adopted Prrrmachine
I hugged her to my chest to keep her warm, and next day I went to see a client without wearing a tie and they pointed out a perfect ringworm scab just below my adam's apple, like I'm some sort or scrofulous immigrant peasant.
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 8:09, Reply)
Are you gonna climb out of my TV?

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 7:55, Reply)
No

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 8:06, Reply)
'Sup, honkies?

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 7:54, Reply)
*honks*

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 7:55, Reply)
Smashing, don't you know.
Tickety-boo.
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 8:10, Reply)
I don't know if this banter is reminiscent of our imperial built-on-the-blood-of-slaves era
or our valiant WW2 defend-Europe-at-all-costs era, so I don't know whether to be proud or disgusted with you.
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 8:15, Reply)
It's more 'stiff upper lip' than 'rivers of blood'.

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 8:18, Reply)
suppressing our emotions is how we let the Tories win

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 8:34, Reply)
happy chernobyl day

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 8:15, Reply)
I'd like to go there
STALKER was my favourite series of games
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 8:16, Reply)
I bet ISIS try and blow it up

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 8:21, Reply)
I'd also like to go there

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 8:21, Reply)
me too

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 8:46, Reply)
jeremy wade went fishing there, he found mutant fish but no river monsters in the cooling ponds

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 8:21, Reply)
damn, if there's no monsters I might as well go to the other side of Warsaw
It's got the same deteriorating 80s block slums.
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 8:23, Reply)
I meant that as a joke, but now I've researched it
Pripyat and the sarcophagus

Warsaw's Sadyba district
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 8:25, Reply)
that's the new sarcophagus, have they rolled it over it yet? it was being built on tracks

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 8:29, Reply)
yep, all done

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 8:30, Reply)
i'll sleep soundly now

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 8:34, Reply)
yer, happened a day or two ago
imgur.com/gallery/fsjPO
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 8:30, Reply)
wow, i await the tv program

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 8:33, Reply)
Yeah there was a documentary on bbc4 a while back of them doing it.

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 9:03, Reply)
morning, boarder's

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 8:39, Reply)
oh look, Richard's
right on time
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 8:44, Reply)
seig heil, m8

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 8:52, Reply)
and boardettes

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 9:33, Reply)
They call them Boardinas on the continent

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 9:35, Reply)
oh, I see

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 9:35, Reply)
You could learn a lot from me, m8
You just need to pay attention
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 9:36, Reply)
I keep telling myself that

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 9:38, Reply)
Good morning Grrrmachine
The weather is beautiful here today. I might go out in the car with the roof down.
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 8:46, Reply)
cold and windy here

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 8:49, Reply)
it's pissing it down here
and it's predicted to all the way through the upcoming 5-day weekend, o ho ho
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 8:51, Reply)
It's brass monkeys and dark over here.
Let the internet record reflect that I am WEARING A JUMPER.
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 8:59, Reply)
hi

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 9:02, Reply)
you can be more than this

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 9:28, Reply)
I'm not sure that I can, you know

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 9:35, Reply)
Alright 'Brian Ferry'.

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 9:37, Reply)
Gosport ferry, more like

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 9:38, Reply)
Stromeferry (No ferry)

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 9:42, Reply)
ho

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 9:06, Reply)
silver

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 9:07, Reply)
away

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 9:25, Reply)

away - Theme from 'Boon'
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 9:44, Reply)
had to google that
never heard of it
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 9:54, Reply)
I wish I hadn't

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 9:59, Reply)
Without Boon,
Neil Morrissey wouldn't have become the beloved national treasure that he is today. Just imagine.
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:04, Reply)
Before I googled it, I thought it was a Western.

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:05, Reply)
I've never seen it, no idea what it's about.
But my parents seemed to enjoy it. I always get Michael Elphick mixed up with Karl Howman, anyway.
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:09, Reply)
Have you ever seen them both in the same place at the same time?
*conspiracy theories*
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:15, Reply)
morning

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 9:49, Reply)
alright MGT
I researched that Atari; I never even knew the firm was bought out by the Poles
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 9:51, Reply)
the Tories are evil and incompetent
and i am going to bed
(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 22:18, Reply)
Please do some campaigning
in your dreams, at least then in your fantasies you may avoid the coming landslide...
(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 22:31, Reply)
Would it be worse if they were evil and competent, though?

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 22:39, Reply)
i'm honestly not sure,
because when they fuck up their own evil plans, it doesn't mean anything good comes out of it, it just seems to produce more evils they never thought of.
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 9:43, Reply)
I hate to say it
(and I am a member of Labour) but we are nice and even more incompetent.

The tories set out to be horrible, and succeeded. All else is colattoralle (spell check not working on this Brazilian PC - I normally missspell words so badly...)
(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 22:46, Reply)
I considered joining Labour, at one point,
but realised I could achieve the same by setting light to a pile of twenties.
(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 22:53, Reply)
Green is the only real opposition, haha

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 22:54, Reply)
Haha.
Still, a safer "protest vote" than UKIP.
(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 23:05, Reply)
About time we had a silly comedy PM

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 1:00, Reply)
Actually, that's not really true.
My thought process was "I'd like to support Corbyn, but what would be the point of funding a party that hates him?"
(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 22:55, Reply)
Not sure he likes Labour much either
tbh. Been reading Roman history recently, he strikes me as a Cato figure...
(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 23:33, Reply)
*something about Inspector Clouseau*

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 7:53, Reply)
i joined the SNP

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 9:36, Reply)
as an opposition, they are not very competent,
they are not able to take control of the narrative, but i still don't know how that's even possible, the Tories just won't play fair and don't have to, they can lie and cheat and get away with it because the electorate seem to want to believe them while the tabloid media only egg them on.
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 9:39, Reply)
Nope.
Just evil by the look of it
(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 23:03, Reply)
Theresa May is just a bully with no real firmly held beliefs, easily led by the cuntiest person in the room.
This fetishisation of strong leadership will not end well.
(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 23:09, Reply)
To the Manor Thorne

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 23:28, Reply)
Thorne in my side

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 23:32, Reply)
Thorne on the Cob

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 23:34, Reply)
The Thorne Supremacy

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 23:40, Reply)
Thorne Free

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 1:17, Reply)
Non GS thread
Alright
(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 19:27, Reply)
Lol blanked
Clearly you're all round Tango's bumming up a storm
(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 19:51, Reply)
in b4 bumming

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 19:52, Reply)
willie thorne in thorne again christian

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 20:05, Reply)
willie thorne in thorne of the dead

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 20:10, Reply)
the willie thorne-berrys

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 20:24, Reply)
Thorne on the fourth of july

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 21:00, Reply)
Thorne-y MILF Anal #6

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 21:52, Reply)
Children of the Thorne

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 23:25, Reply)
Thorned Beef Hash

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 23:27, Reply)
Fellatio Thorneblower

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 9:46, Reply)
Ultra-hetero reply here

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 20:06, Reply)
Breasts, you know, like on a lady.
Phwoar! Eh, lads? And fannies, and bottoms and that.
I reckon Victorian smut mags had lithographs of shapely ankles in various stages of reveal.
(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 20:27, Reply)
What the butler saw
Other than a man putting his whole fist up young Edd, obv
And in a beeb premises too, disgusting. Savile cast a long shadow
(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 20:31, Reply)
Alright Beefy

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 20:50, Reply)
Y

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 23:23, Reply)
I sliced open my index finger on one of the unnecessarily sharp knives that inhabit my kitchen.
Put a bit of a damper on the evening, that has.
(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 20:57, Reply)
Wrap all the blood in a dressing and pack it in ice, they might be able to reattach

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 21:06, Reply)
You cack handed gibbon

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 21:25, Reply)
^ this.
Me and knives are a terrible combination.
(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 21:47, Reply)
I filled my car with diesel and didn't have my wallet.
They were surprisingly cool about the whole thing. I just went and got my wallet, was gone a half hour.
(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 21:28, Reply)
They made you walk?

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 21:42, Reply)
They've got your entire identity any way

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 21:45, Reply)
I guess so with the cameras, but i assumed I'd to sign a notice of intent or something.

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 22:15, Reply)
should've siphoned it back out of the tank and gave it back to them

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 21:48, Reply)
It tasks really rank

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 21:52, Reply)
I've got a little pressure siphon valve for nothing in particular officer.

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 22:17, Reply)
Is gay sex a sin?
Asking for a friend
(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 17:28, Reply)
no
now drop your pants
(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 17:29, Reply)
like what you see?

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 17:41, Reply)
hell yeah!

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 17:44, Reply)
Whatever today's pope says

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 17:31, Reply)
today's pope, tomorrow's chip poper

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 17:42, Reply)
It depends

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 17:32, Reply)
on what?

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 17:43, Reply)
Which way round they do it.

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 18:00, Reply)
I'm afraid so.

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 17:33, Reply)
It is the way *I* do it!
hahahahaha
(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 17:35, Reply)
hahaha, nice one m8!!!

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 17:35, Reply)
hahaha

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 17:41, Reply)
pervert

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 17:40, Reply)
Well a dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste!
hahahahahaha
(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 17:42, Reply)
I'm so going to bum you

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 17:45, Reply)
Tits first, I'm not a slag

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 17:51, Reply)
yeah, go to hell for it

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 17:35, Reply)
I bet they'd like that though dirty bastards

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 17:44, Reply)
they'd be forced to sex women for eternity

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 17:54, Reply)
Hang on, this gives me an idea...

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 17:59, Reply)
I don't remember it being on the ten commandments tablet
Or being featured in the movie 'Seven'

So Im going to say no.
(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 17:50, Reply)
Do I look like Neil Tennant to you?

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 17:52, Reply)
no but it is 'ass in'!
does that work?
(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 18:03, Reply)
yes

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 18:04, Reply)
Yeah, it's quite good actually

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 18:05, Reply)
hang on I voted brexit so we didn't have to talk like americans any more

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 18:43, Reply)
Ass-king for a friend, more like

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 18:18, Reply)
Everything I've ever done
Everything I ever do
Ever place I've ever been
Every where I'm going to
It's a sin
(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 18:58, Reply)
Stick it up your bottom.

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 19:02, Reply)
ok now what?

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 19:04, Reply)
Take it out again, give it to the dog to sniff
His reaction will shock you!
(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 19:08, Reply)
More like a SPIN, geddit????

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 20:20, Reply)

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