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I've found a marshmallow.
Please let me know if you have lost one.
(, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 14:16, Reply)
if it's albert
you can keep it
(, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 14:21, Reply)
Answers to the name of Marlene.
Definitely isn't a girl Marshmallow. Weird.
(, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 14:27, Reply)
transsexual confectionery is pretty niche

(, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 14:35, Reply)
I think I may have been a touch judgmental
Marlene's started crying. Anyone know how to cheer up a marshmallow?
(, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 14:42, Reply)
chocolate

(, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 14:45, Reply)
put it in the microwave on high for a couple of seconds
then place it on the end of your cock. Great times.
(, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 14:32, Reply)
That would imply a horizontality I cannot maintain.
Unless you are suggesting that the adhesive quality of molten marshmallow is sufficient to ensure it remains in secure position on the end of my cock?
(, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 14:44, Reply)
Just did a count of my collection
I'm not missing one, definitely not mine. Just letting you know so you don't worry x
(, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 14:32, Reply)
Thanks
At least someone's taking this seriously.
(, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 14:44, Reply)
a missing marshmallow is the most serious business there is
I'm surprised they're still talking about that imbola or whatever it is
(, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 14:47, Reply)
The Ebola is actually named after the river Ebola which happened to be sidling by when they decided to name the disease
Except, they got the wrong river. So Ebola's had to live with this bad rep. I think it should sue for defamation. Anyone know where a river can get legal representation?
(, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 15:00, Reply)
was it down the back of the settee?

(, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 14:55, Reply)
Back of a broken radiator.
A radiator that, to my knowledge, has never worked.
(, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 14:57, Reply)
i'll be honest,
i don't even own a marshmallow
(, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 15:01, Reply)
Well you can have Marlene
If I don't find a home for him soon. I can't afford to keep him.
(, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 15:05, Reply)

(⊙_⊙)
(, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 13:55, Reply)
up yours, dickface

(, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 13:57, Reply)

😖
(, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 14:06, Reply)
alright frank

(, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 14:31, Reply)

Fuck a 🐴
(, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 14:50, Reply)
juicer time then

(, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 13:29, Reply)
not till 7
preparation time now
(, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 13:54, Reply)
Good morning class.

(, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 6:50, Reply)
Good morning Colonel Boris. Good morning everyone.

(, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 6:50, Reply)
I'm playing truant

(, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 8:10, Reply)
ara ara~

(, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 8:38, Reply)
Bueller?

(, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 9:18, Reply)
Bueller?

(, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 10:03, Reply)
up yours, dickface

(, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 8:30, Reply)
phwoar.

(, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 9:19, Reply)
good morning, Colonel-Boris-sensei!
Good morning, Mr. Horrible-senpai! Have you alligatored your shitfucks all night long, Mr. Horrible-senpai? Shambolic-chan and I certainly were! Ohohohohohoho!

*holds hand before mouth elegantly, laughs in a most polite manner, is a cutie-pie 16-year-old Japanese schoolgirl*
(, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 8:36, Reply)
konnichiwa, Alligator-san.

(, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 9:20, Reply)
alright colonel ball-cyst

(, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 9:17, Reply)
That's nuts to you, chum.

(, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 9:20, Reply)
I'm eating ginger nuts right now.
True story.
(, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 10:04, Reply)
frankly my dear, I can think of nowhere with fewer class

(, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 9:35, Reply)
But I'm wearing such a pretty dress.

(, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 9:54, Reply)
qftw?
usvsth3m?
(, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 10:11, Reply)
Sickipedia, surely?

(, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 12:25, Reply)
Is this the school of hard knocks?

(, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 10:57, Reply)
POW
Yes
(, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 11:08, Reply)
Knock knock
Double knocks before double PE
(, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 12:24, Reply)
It's like Jack Black is here in the flesh
What a cunt
(, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 13:02, Reply)
morningfskjgsdbuskunekihwtregdkishbcxioashfnm,./

(, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 4:13, Reply)
Alright the reincarnation of me.
Don't misuderstand, sarcasm isn't lost on me.

I will just go back to lurking I seem to survive better there.


Obviously if EYE had posted this thread YOU would be called a kiddy fiddler
(, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 4:19, Reply)
The fuck is going on here?
Fucking Halloween icons and it's still a quarter to November.
(, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 5:24, Reply)
Worlds gone. As

(, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 8:02, Reply)

nananananana

BATMAN

BATMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

NANANANANA
(, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 8:38, Reply)
If I post a new thread...will it be...
A. Ignored completely
B. Ignored completely and a new thread started immediately afterwards to show how much of a supreme being you are.
c. Ignored completely and a new thread started sometime after this thread either acknowledging this thread or a new thread started ignoring this thread completely
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 23:55, Reply)
D.

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 23:57, Reply)
4. Would have been a better answer

(, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 1:27, Reply)
fuck off already, nonce cunt

(, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 0:52, Reply)
g. pie

(, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 8:53, Reply)
good morning, everypony
how are my little ponies doing today?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 22:50, Reply)
nobody liked my poo review,
understandably ^upset^, online
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 22:52, Reply)
I wouldn't take it too hard
The reason people didn't like it was that it was shite and dull
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 23:21, Reply)
thank you for your review of my review

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 23:58, Reply)
Alright shitfuck
I got stepped for 24hrs. But I really appreciate the versatility and the neutrality of the mods here.

I have just secured me and my partner a new house as we are HAVING A BABY. I am trying to be responsible. I think I am WINNING at thsr right now. Hope everyone on /talk are well. Even if you should all get fucked. Morning
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 23:43, Reply)
Hello!
Sorry I responded so late. I am glad you have achieved reproductive function! Congratulations, internet friend! How's the new house?
(, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 8:41, Reply)
Today's poo review
It opened with a good, strong lead, which boded well, but then it unexpectedly went into a flashback to Vietnam, which was, on the whole, quite disturbing. The second half was mostly talking, with drawn-out silences which created a degree of tension but did little to advance the plot. In fact it went on so long i considered walking out, only i was expecting some kind of spectacular conclusion that in the end never materialised.

The special effects were quite good in the first half, but the script stank. Hence only 2 stars out of 5.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 21:40, Reply)

f sp
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 22:11, Reply)
This works rather well with your username.

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 22:12, Reply)
Oh god, it's like when Bob Todd used to post here.

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 22:12, Reply)
what happened to her anyway?

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 22:15, Reply)
stopped being asexual...
...found a girl with a cup
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 22:21, Reply)
A sexual what?

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 22:22, Reply)
tyrannosaurus

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 22:23, Reply)
badum tish!

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 22:24, Reply)
I'm not even reading this, fuck your shit

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 22:27, Reply)
there's no pleasing some people

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 22:40, Reply)
poor spacefish :(

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 22:41, Reply)
This constitutes good /talk?
Right I am trying to learn.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 23:51, Reply)
it didn't go down as well as i'd expected tbh

(, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 0:04, Reply)
alright

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:35, Reply)
mr.h

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:43, Reply)
rich

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:46, Reply)
4th day of RAID recovery...
Still going. All partitions found but I can't recover them until the entire array has been scanned - still going.

Found out why it was going extra slow - the raid drivers decided it was a great time for a total array sync. Perfect timing.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 19:07, Reply)
That makes sense
If the array was damaged then the raid driver would attempt to sync.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 19:15, Reply)
Yeah but the sync is normally manual (nvidia). Never mind, it's done now - success!
Now for another lengthy wait... full chkdsk on 2TB.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 19:51, Reply)
command prompt style

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 19:57, Reply)
This is going to be 4-6hrs... beer time.

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 20:00, Reply)
Great idea Dave, then you can come back at 2am, pissed and do some classic Drunk PC Maintenance.
That always goes well.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 20:01, Reply)
leave it for the morning
Go out to the pub, forget it and deal with it tomorrow.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 20:02, Reply)
I was joking. I won't be coming back to it.
Right, actually going now - going to cook some sort of Chinese style duck with no plan in place. How hard can it be? Not very, because I am me.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 20:11, Reply)
H-Dogg

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:49, Reply)
I'd venture to suggest that you should indulge in copulation with an equine

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:59, Reply)
UP THE ADDICKS

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 18:02, Reply)
juicer time then

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 18:08, Reply)
oh yes, fuck fulham

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 18:10, Reply)
fucking cottagers

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 18:27, Reply)
typical charlton when we are on the telly, and fuck you snott parker

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 20:26, Reply)
alright

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 18:27, Reply)
turdles

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 18:50, Reply)
yerr boyee

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 18:29, Reply)
What time is it?

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 18:51, Reply)
i'm not sure

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 19:25, Reply)
gevening

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 19:24, Reply)
up yours, dickface

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 19:28, Reply)
how rude

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 19:41, Reply)
Not rude enough
Dickface
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 20:03, Reply)
Alright?
Out for food and pints tonight.
Pug grub or restaurant?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:00, Reply)
Why would dog food be one of your options?

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:05, Reply)
he's probably going to be sick on the pavement and then eat it again?

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:06, Reply)
I'm never sick from drinking
Too much practice.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:07, Reply)

i.imgur.com/aMCT9Mg.gif
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:10, Reply)
crikey

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:12, Reply)
we've all been there

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:15, Reply)
I have no idea what you are talking about

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:08, Reply)

I have no idea what you are talking about woof woof bark
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:46, Reply)
We're doing electronic presctiptions now. It's great, I just do the prescription, it fucks off to the internet and then it's not my problem any more.
No more pharmacies saying they didn't get the prescription, I can just say 'I've done my bit, it's on the internet now you'll have to look for it there'
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:08, Reply)
Yeah I was at the docs this morning
And the receptionist was gleefully telling people this
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:09, Reply)
Makes sense to me, most people get their meds from the internet anyway, we're behind the times.

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:12, Reply)
Agreed

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:44, Reply)
Practice receptionists shouldn't be cheerful.

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:16, Reply)
yeah, 'cause that's what you needed
less work
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:18, Reply)
*fewer

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:42, Reply)
shit off

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:46, Reply)
fighting and fucking my way through the weekend

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:29, Reply)
Great.

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:39, Reply)

weekend new zealand all blacks rugby team
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:57, Reply)
5/7 this week
www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-magazine-monitor-29745204
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:51, Reply)
just the 1 , sadtimes

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:54, Reply)
How did you manage that? You'd have done better if you'd just randomly clicked the answers without reading them.

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 12:14, Reply)
none of them were relevant to my interest

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 12:25, Reply)
i don't really watch or read the news

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 13:09, Reply)
Probably for the best,
all it seems to do is make people really angry.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 13:10, Reply)
i just don't really care about strangers

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 13:15, Reply)
Or people you know

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 14:47, Reply)
or his personal appearance and hygiene

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 14:58, Reply)
especially not that

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:06, Reply)
how are gingerbread men not relevant to your interests?

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 14:56, Reply)
I don't eat gingerbread in any form

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 14:57, Reply)
want me to send you some?
Poland makes some really good gingerbread.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:01, Reply)
can you send some like this please
theabbotsfordkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/img_1659.jpg?w=610
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:05, Reply)
No
That's unpleasant and not in the spirit of gingerbreadmanliness
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:11, Reply)
I am not going to take any lessons from you about unpleasantness following the above link thank you grrrmachine

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:13, Reply)
fucking four

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:58, Reply)
2.
Not been paying attention
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 12:02, Reply)
3

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 12:14, Reply)
1
:(
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 12:53, Reply)
4. Hmm.

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 13:04, Reply)
i got 3. i guessed them all besides the walter white one though

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 13:08, Reply)
7/7
I got that by not bothering to click through to the quiz and just typing "7/7" into the subject line
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 13:44, Reply)
^ terrorist

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 13:47, Reply)
your mum's nickname for me is Flight 175

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 13:51, Reply)
3/7
think that's my best ever result
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 13:44, Reply)
Any actual news stories, this week,
or is it the usual celeb gossip and iPhones?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 13:46, Reply)
look m8 it's just a light-hearted look at current affairs, it would be more offensive if the questions were things like 'how many civilians were killed in Syria by government forces this week?'

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 13:50, Reply)
340

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 13:54, Reply)
LOL!

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 14:01, Reply)
dead brown children are the height of comedy

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 14:36, Reply)
At least it would live up to it's title of "Quiz of the week's news".
It's a quiz of the week's ephemera, at present. Someone baking a gingerbread man, and TousRUs not stocking a particular doll, aren't exactly newsworthy, are they?

I scored 4.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 14:00, Reply)
alt quiz of the week's news
1.) did you remember to put your bins out this week?

2.) is it true that a bee resembling a minature horse became a youtube sensation on tuesday?

3.) how many second hand exercise bikes were offered for sale in the small ads section of the northampton telegraph?

4.) was there any bad news this week?

5.) how many elderly DJs now remain acceptable in polite company?

6.) what recipe was your favourite this week of all the recipes you have seen online?

7.) can you remember even one tiny fact about something you saw in the news yesterday?

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 14:31, Reply)
no
sadly not
4?
yes, probably
0
the one for those mad doritos
yes, tinchy stryder did a collaboration with the chuckle brothers
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:17, Reply)
got on the popular page and got reddit gold on the same day
I'm scared that if I take the news test the whole internet will explode.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 14:33, Reply)
oh fuck off you big headed prick

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 14:41, Reply)
he is such a cock

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 14:43, Reply)
to be fair, I need this sort of abuse to bring me back down to your level

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 14:49, Reply)
alright, I only got 4/7

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 14:56, Reply)
reddit is shitter than here, a bold statement but undeniable

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 14:56, Reply)
it's a black hole of idiot American teenagers
but this place needs a downvote button.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:06, Reply)
the whole site is kind of one big downvote button already surely

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:07, Reply)
grrrrrevron

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:01, Reply)
:(

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:07, Reply)
if you make chevrons you'll get killed by a russian snowplough driver
That's what happens in the oil industry these days
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:09, Reply)
0
I blame the education system.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:33, Reply)
Any of you folks tried 'Ello'?
I signed-up but it seems populated almost entirely by beardy hipsters.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 8:37, Reply)
ohhhhhhh yeah
chukkachuh-KAHHH
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 8:39, Reply)
^

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 8:42, Reply)
bueller.....bueller.....bueller.....bueller

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:15, Reply)
Thanks for the earworm.

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:44, Reply)
I'm not at liberty to discuss this matter, soz.

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 8:42, Reply)
The first rule of Ello...

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 8:59, Reply)

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(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:03, Reply)
I'm too beardy and hip for that shit

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 8:44, Reply)
wat

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 8:48, Reply)
don't know or care what that is

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 8:59, Reply)
i was on it before it sold out

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:13, Reply)
You want to get on over to Kwakr, m8
You can Kwak 165 characters, compared to twitter's puny 140.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:17, Reply)
you can't get kwakr than a kwak fat fatter

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:21, Reply)
you kwazy kwakr

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:22, Reply)
it's not all it's kwakd up to be

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:24, Reply)
the users are all called 'kwankrs'
I've already bought 10k worth of shares
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:32, Reply)
What is it?
I'm bearded and achingly unhip, so maybe I could bluff my way in?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:20, Reply)
Supposed to be like Farcebook but without the evil
So far it looks a bit primitive.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:28, Reply)
Judging by their own "about" page,
they sound exactly like Facebook, except they're upfront about their users being their product.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:43, Reply)
dunno what that is soz

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:23, Reply)
I've seen all of them.
I recommend it, except some of the latter episodes where the whole Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies thing is drawn out a bit too long.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:26, Reply)
yur stiupid woman

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:33, Reply)
mr blue sky is a great piece of work

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:26, Reply)
*shines a spotlight on this very well crafted gag"

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:56, Reply)
*shines a laser pointer at your crotch*

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 12:35, Reply)
i notice you bothered to write a post about how you like the joke but didn't click 'i like this' on it
why do you hate vlad? he's so lovely
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 13:10, Reply)
oh manolith.... not as lovely as you <3

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:02, Reply)
Jeff Lynne needs to see somebody about that stutter

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:27, Reply)
:-D
let's hug
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:28, Reply)
Reading womens magazines? Bit gay

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:49, Reply)
I've had many a happy wank over a pilfered issue of Cosmo.

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 9:51, Reply)
dirty yiffer
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(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:16, Reply)
I can't get it up for anything less than Red, from Fraggle Rock.

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:28, Reply)
I bet Mokey doesn't shave her armpits

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:16, Reply)
i sent a request to join
i want to see how quickly i can get banned
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:25, Reply)
Ooh, invitation only
How exclusive!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 11:14, Reply)
Not seen it mate
Apparently its shit
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 10:34, Reply)
ello?
Tons of that psychedelic plastic shit stuck in my garage
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 18:52, Reply)
morning

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 7:35, Reply)

☝️upset👆
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 7:46, Reply)
meaty

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 7:50, Reply)

🐸

Or should I say...

🍗🐍
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 7:51, Reply)
alright
🙊🙈🙉
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 7:49, Reply)
fuck off dozers

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 7:50, Reply)

😢
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 7:51, Reply)
Indeed it is, classic funeral weather for me to enjoy today it looks like.

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 8:00, Reply)
My thoughts and prayers are with you in this difficult time

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 8:04, Reply)

😪
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 8:06, Reply)
hiya
it's fridaaaaayyyyy!!! 😃😆😎🙆👍💉💊🍺🍷🍹🍗🍕🚑🏨😵
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 8:11, Reply)

👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 8:16, Reply)
Congratulations

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 8:22, Reply)
aight

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 8:34, Reply)
mr h

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 8:35, Reply)
morning mr horrible

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 8:43, Reply)

@( ̄- ̄)@
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 23:01, Reply)

🐁👍😮😝


💩😎
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 23:20, Reply)

Tosser ✔
Universally despised ✔
Serial noncer ✔
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 23:36, Reply)
^ upset

and lonely
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 23:44, Reply)

🇪🇻🇪🇷🇾🇧🇴🇩🇾 🇭🇦🇹🇪🇸 🇾🇴🇺❗
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 23:47, Reply)
8000

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 0:29, Reply)
alright

(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:52, Reply)
got whisky

(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:53, Reply)
I have auchentoshan three wood

(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:54, Reply)
Talisker Storm

(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:56, Reply)
meh.

(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 22:00, Reply)

auchentoshan three
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 22:59, Reply)
whisky business

(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 22:37, Reply)
I don't like this alright thread as much as the previous alright thread

(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 22:02, Reply)
Neither do I.
There's something not quite right about it.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 22:07, Reply)
I strongly prefer it.

(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 22:11, Reply)
you prefer cheap reproductions?

(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 22:17, Reply)
depends on the quality of the original.

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 0:17, Reply)
there'll be another one along before too long
don't fret
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 22:16, Reply)
sweet as
like.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 22:09, Reply)
fuck off dozers

(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 22:41, Reply)

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