WHICH OF YOU CUNTS WANTS A FIGHT(
Amorous Badger : sexually satisfying corpses since 1975, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 1:49,
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he once told me an horrific tale regarding his work which i can never remember because i was shatteringly ginned up at the time(
Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 1:54,
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hey listen we're having cuddles okay buddy so calm down and join in!(
Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 1:53,
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We are? Bloody marvellous.(
Amorous Badger : sexually satisfying corpses since 1975, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 1:55,
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you're in trouble mate, i once fought all the money out of a bank(
Lightguy imagine an angry bee in a shrinking box, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 4:18,
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haha yeh i guess it is i didnt mean it like that but i guess that is the basis of the joke good one!(
Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 0:06,
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HEY SSG!How are you?
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver still hates bono and his fucking face, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 0:06,
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hey bro i'm swell,my housemates woke me up at 5 this morning then i had to go to work for like, from 10am-11pm so im kinda pooped
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Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 0:08,
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Imma all good ta! Poor Aardvark is poorly though so that's a bit rubbish.
It's the weekend though..No work till Monday eve! HUZZAH!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver still hates bono and his fucking face, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 0:21,
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true! two days to lounge about with my socks off, much funi am sorry about aardvark being ill maybe he just needs a cuddle?
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Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 0:23,
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I love lounging around...he DOES need a cuddle..he had to go home tonight though he was THAT poorly. I hope he feels better soon so I can have a cuddle too.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver still hates bono and his fucking face, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 0:27,
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send him to me i will cuddle his wuddle right off(
Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 0:30,
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Oh man..That will be an amazing cuddle..
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver still hates bono and his fucking face, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 0:36,
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I reckon aardvark will enjoy being tickled by gobbo's beard.(
mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 0:37,
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They will stick together! Although gobbo would win in a proper beard off.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver still hates bono and his fucking face, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 0:44,
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it's not a competition.although if it was obviously yes i'd win
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Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 1:10,
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which one of us did you hear that about?(
Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 0:49,
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nowt much ssg, what up with you?(
mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 0:28,
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glad to hear it.Meh, been a shit day.
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mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 0:32,
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oh no tell uncle gobsy about it let it off your chestthen after we can cuddle
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Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 0:33,
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oh boy! best offer all day.tap was fucked, waited fucking ages to get it fixed and I have a hurty mouth :'(
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mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 0:36,
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oh man that sucks but i guess these things heal over timewant a cuddle now?
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Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 0:40,
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Can I get in on this?(
Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver still hates bono and his fucking face, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 0:43,
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There's plenty of me to go around!(
mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 0:45,
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assistant to the regional manageri'm in charge of the cuddles here matey.
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Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 0:49,
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hey no props bb, let's get this cuddle party started(
Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 0:57,
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well this thread of cuddles died a death:(
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Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 1:07,
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oh man, I feel bad now. I think I ruined it.(
mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 1:12,
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I think I'm going to go to bed and dream of not ruining a cuddle thread.(
mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 1:18,
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but by leaving you are definitely ruining it oh god this is so sad(
Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 1:20,
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alright ssgI went to Blackpool. It was cold.
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Major Turd Former Foolius, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 1:22,
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hey that sounds fun except for the cold bit what did you do in blackpool(
Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 1:25,
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There was a rally stage on the promenadeand hot chips
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Major Turd Former Foolius, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 1:31,
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what is a rally stage? the hot chips sound yummy.(
Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 1:36,
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As in the motorsport, cars and shitgoodnight SSG and all
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Major Turd Former Foolius, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 1:42,
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oh wowzers, cars are cool, sounds fab!have a great night, night night xx
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Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 1:42,
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Why would you say such a thing?Why?
*runs away sobbing*
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The Furry Dinosaur is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 23:25,
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Alright Mongy?Is your female dog still stress free?
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The Furry Dinosaur is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 23:29,
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Have you got 99 problems but your bitch aint one?(
The Furry Dinosaur is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 23:33,
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I read that tsk as an attempt at beatboxing.(
The Furry Dinosaur is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 23:43,
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*blows raspberry*(
Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver still hates bono and his fucking face, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 23:32,
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not a single onei find i have to half toast the slice one way, cancel it halfway through then spin the bread around to produce a nice consistent toasting, otherwise i'm left with an inch strip of untoasted bread
:(
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 23:38, Reply)
Can you not trim your bread before it goes in the toaster,and have the off-cut with some butter while you are waiting for your toaster to do its stuff?
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 23:40,
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if you're going to do that why bother toasting the bread at allfuck off back to your open sandwiches you freak
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 23:43, Reply)
i just realised that your username has a ribald second meaning(
Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 23:51,
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haha when do you reckon itll be out of beta hahaha(
Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 23:33,
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i thought of it just then, off the cuff, i'm like that, my mates say i should do stand up(
Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 23:36,
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i'd watch yourself if i were you, i once beat up a police station(
Lightguy imagine an angry bee in a shrinking box, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 23:50,
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So, tomorrow I see my new house for the first time.What lifestyle changes are you expecting in the near future?
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Dr Preference beveragonormative hegemonarrative, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:56,
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Woah there,tomorrow is the near future? I can't keep up with that kind of pace.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:59,
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I've seen pictures.But I let the missus deal with this.
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Dr Preference beveragonormative hegemonarrative, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 23:04,
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how can you be sure your wife is not an scam and the photos are of a scale model?(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 23:12, Reply)
Typical of you so called liberal atheists how come it's everyone else who am racist?(
Dr Preference beveragonormative hegemonarrative, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 23:14,
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She sometimes advertises scales in photoshoots, but that's none of your business.(
Dr Preference beveragonormative hegemonarrative, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 23:20,
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I don't want to know if you both dress up as iguanas in your spare time or not(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 23:23, Reply)
So why do you keep writing to your MP to ask him that very question?(
Dr Preference beveragonormative hegemonarrative, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 23:24,
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I just want to stop the constant stream of catalogues from bad dragon you keep sending to me(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 23:31, Reply)
I'm starting my tour of ireland forcing distressing amounts of faeces through letterboxes(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 23:03, Reply)
<s>distressing amounts of faeces through letterboxes</s>the tatty munchers on to boats to Boston.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 23:04,
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Feeding the world as usual Glueyyou are a generous sort.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver still hates bono and his fucking face, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 23:14,
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Mini-me will be moving out*crosses fingers*
*prays*
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver still hates bono and his fucking face, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 23:07,
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I bet you wish you had a fourslice toaster that actually fits four slices in(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 23:24, Reply)
Yeah but that is, and always will be, a pipe dream(
mns ur dads a diked, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 23:34,
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mns(
Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver still hates bono and his fucking face, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 23:32,
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Don't make me sound like a dose of the clap...(
Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver still hates bono and his fucking face, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 23:35,
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Perish not just the thought, but even the thought of the thoughtI've just found half a packet of Malted Milk biscuits in the back of the cupboard.
This truly is a magic day!
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mns ur dads a diked, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 23:41,
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I bet they are well stale..(
Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver still hates bono and his fucking face, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 23:48,
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if your having lens trouble i feel bad for you son, i got 99 problems but an optic aint one(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 20:58, Reply)
whoah, i tried to help and save you some money at the same timeTHAT'S IT. I'M LEAVING FOREVER.
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mns ur dads a diked, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 21:01,
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Top buying.I've been toying with upgrading my cheapo Nikon 70-300 to the VR version
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mns ur dads a diked, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 21:42,
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I didn't buy it reallyfurther investigation shows that it isn't that great. Sadly the one people are recommending is another £200.
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magnum, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 21:48,
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some cunt usually spoils it thoughEDIT - CHECK 'EM!
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mns ur dads a diked, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:11,
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well I'm glad to hear that.(
mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 21:03,
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:'(reaching out and I appear to have slapped your hand away.
Problems?
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mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 21:13,
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wanna talk about it?(
mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 21:16,
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my mate has flu, i asked the other day, being polite if they needed anything, and instead of 'no i'm fine' i got a shopping listpicture me giving a damn, i said never
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 21:20, Reply)
bit of a liberty that.(
mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 21:22,
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no common decency left, it's a disgarce.(
mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 21:37,
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still looking at a forthcoming employment predicamentbut right now, fuck em.
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mr_horrible now has TWO HATS!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 21:05,
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I'd be better off stealing brand new mobile phones(
mr_horrible now has TWO HATS!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 21:29,
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mongy can have the southern distribution marketi'll take the north, you can do the midlands
three-way split.
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mns ur dads a diked, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 21:43,
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we're looking at at least 300 a weeklet's cherrypick the latest blackberries and iphones, at knockdown that's 300 * 400 quid. 3 ways, 12k... 3k each a week.
Let's do this.
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mr_horrible now has TWO HATS!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:28,
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you need one big steal, even then those cunts will be red hot, will they even work?(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:33, Reply)
flog em to the chinese and the africans, think exportno worries
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mr_horrible now has TWO HATS!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:37,
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in actual fact, I won't ever do this, but I see it happening and sometimes have to stop it(
mr_horrible now has TWO HATS!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:45,
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sweet mate. sweetjust picking some choices for a Lucky 31 on the football tomorrow
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mns ur dads a diked, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 21:02,
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dre wasn't even from the motherfucking hood, this forum surprises me with it's suppost of dre yet again, nigga name bring shame(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 21:47, Reply)
I've been waiting all day for this(
Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:06,
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OH I DIDN"T MISS IT!YAY! Alright mongy.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver still hates bono and his fucking face, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 22:55,
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FUck off.are these any good?
www.amazon.co.uk/TP-Link-TL-PA211KIT-200Mbps-Powerline-Ethernet/dp/B004INVKP4/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1328289965&sr=8-1
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baldmonkey Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IS ON THE BLOB!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 17:32,
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Cheers.*buys 50*
BYE
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baldmonkey Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IS ON THE BLOB!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 17:33,
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rubbish plugs those, where's the wire?(
mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 17:34,
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They're wireless plugs, you silly prick.(
JackAction Poet Laureate of b3ta, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 17:35,
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oh noes, I dun a silly!(
mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 17:36,
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Powerline is alrightThese ones in particular I wouldn't know
You horrible shit
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 17:41,
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fucking ta!(
baldmonkey Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IS ON THE BLOB!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:02,
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They're ok, but be prepared for nothing like 200Mbps - closer to 50.Also, don't plug them into multiplug adapters or extensions - wall sockets only.
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 17:41, Reply)
And also on the same consumer unit.I've got a set and my router is in the study which is the old garage and on a spur. I keep meaning to get round to sorting it out. I'm even boring myself with this. I don't know where it is going. Sorry Dave Trouser.
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mns ur dads a diked, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 17:44,
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Let's do something more brain-intensive.56 43 41 67 55 30 6c 42 57 56 4e 54 54 53 41 67 54 46 4e 49 52 53 41 36 55 6b 56 50 53 56 56 42 52 53 42 5a 56 45 78 53 52 31 4e 46 51 30 46 48 51 53 41
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 17:46, Reply)
V??A??U??l??W??N??T??A??T??N??R??A??U??V??S??V??R??B??V??x??R??N??Q??F??Q??A(
Names were to similar to other people, so I've changed it. Yeah', it's me, Mr G., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 19:33,
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AHY WY'GE!NFATYKY IOOII ?TSUNOA'STUE TSFSH CNCG
FNLOSTAIAEN A IL OKU Y RO UYTMUNODGHCS
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 20:26, Reply)
we have some transmitting wireless out to the shednot that brand, but the same idea. They work well.
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spangolin, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:01,
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cheers! any idea what ones?(
baldmonkey Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IS ON THE BLOB!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:01,
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These ones, I thinkwww.google.co.uk/products/catalog?q=netgear+wireless+plug&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=shop&cid=17511323892077957054&sa=X&ei=bSEsT6TjBKeU0QW80vWuCA&ved=0CGkQ8wIwAg
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spangolin, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:03,
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double ta!(
baldmonkey Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IS ON THE BLOB!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 18:08,
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Yes, just make sure that the 2 wall plugs are on the same circuit and it'll be OK(
magnum, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 19:03,
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sorry magnum, I have no idea :((
mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 19:07,
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OK, what aboutDo you think this is better than my 28-135mm Canon? I like having a bit of wide angle, and my camera has a smaller sensor, so at 28mm it's more like 35 so I'm missing out, but is the other one just going to be a bit poorer and have less reach. Maybe I should save for a full sensor camera?
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magnum, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 19:09,
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actually it's more like 42mm, not 35I'm missing out on a lot!
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magnum, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 19:12,
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Hmm, sounds like you needone of these
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mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 19:17,
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I don't see why people have cameras these days when they could just use a perfectly good pen and paper.(
Names were to similar to other people, so I've changed it. Yeah', it's me, Mr G., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 19:43,
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it seems from the reviews it's a good upgrade from a kit lens(
spangolin, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 19:45,
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Yes, but is it better than the non kit lens I already havethis
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magnum, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 19:55,
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If you do decide on that, it's £30 cheaper on simplyelectronics.netwww.simplyelectronics.net/mainproduct.php?pid=9318
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mns ur dads a diked, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 20:11,
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Not sure I trust that siteprobably get it from wex if I do buy it as there are a few other things I want
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magnum, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 20:17,
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I've never used or heard of it before, but vB is alright as long as you don't mind software that has been over-written instead of re-written for 12 odd years.(
Names were to similar to other people, so I've changed it. Yeah', it's me, Mr G., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 19:42,
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No, quick silver forum was a forum for finding links to tv shows(
magnum, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 19:55,
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For streaming and that?I'm told Gorillavid is very good.
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BraynDedd is being bullied by the mods :(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 20:13,
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Ahhhh, coolio(
Names were to similar to other people, so I've changed it. Yeah', it's me, Mr G., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 21:29,
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You stupid fucking cunt(
Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 20:06,
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I can smell gas.(
baldmonkey Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IS ON THE BLOB!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 20:08,
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Quick, put on the light and see if you can see where it's coming from(
magnum, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 20:09,
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FuckI'm in fucking Wickham!
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Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 20:10,
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Never mind the bollocks, here comes the WEEKENDTell me your plans. Laugh at those people who have to work over it.
And I'd like to have some kind of award/pat on the head for not going lolmental over the Superbowl on sunday, please.
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 17:25, Reply)
My Saturday involves me running round like a loon getting ninjalings to the different club they have.Then pink wine!
Sunday was a weapons course. Now it's reading a book in the quiet.
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jenpots, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 17:29,
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The two activites which will require the most amount of brainpower out of me this weekendIs the examining of a set of terms and conditions and figuring out how to cook, keep warm and transport two kilos of wings without killing anybody in the process.
Pink wine is for girly girls. Get some Red in you, it's better for you.
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 17:31, Reply)
Tbh I was more shocked you didn't take a swing at me.Just means I'm going to try and get away with more now :P
It's weird how I play a dog's game but I'm a cat person. Probably why I'm not great at it.
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 17:38, Reply)
I'm wifeless this weekendso I'll be watching rugby league and drinking beer and pissing about on the internet tonight.
I have a training thing to do tomorrow morning, then I'm hopefully taking mini T off over the Pennines to see Mrs Sp@m in her pantomime.
Sunday will involve swimming and going to my parents for dinner.
by mns aged 37 7/8
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mns ur dads a diked, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 17:29,
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I might just do that! If I can get over there in the first place *shakes fist at snow clouds*(
mns ur dads a diked, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 17:42,
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You know it's February, right?You should probably tell Mrs Sp@m.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 17:33,
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Superbowl party on sunday.BOOZE
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mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 17:31,
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Let's wait until Monday before we issue any head patting.You're a flaky cunt at the best of times.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 17:32,
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Excuse me for......being a total noob, but why does my image show up in preview but not after I post it to the messageboard? What am I doing wrong?
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Yoofaloof 'I like it here, wherever it is...', Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:46,
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Have you tried pushing the buttons?(
Eddnaked I WROTE A BOOK SEE PROFILE SPAM SPAM SPAM, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:47,
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he obviously never backtraced it(
Eddnaked I WROTE A BOOK SEE PROFILE SPAM SPAM SPAM, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:49,
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all i can do is suggest you find the FAQyou have posted 84 messages to the main board and i can't see any recent ones
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ohuhbouncybonky, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:49,
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I have looked at my old posts and used the same image source link as I always have done. Just can't understand they show clearly in the preview area, then when I post there is nothing there. Thanks for your help anyways, I'll leave it for now.
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Yoofaloof 'I like it here, wherever it is...', Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:54,
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After 8 years you can't figure out image posting?1/10
dobrochan.ru/src/jpg/0912/unsuccessful_troll.jpg
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:51, Reply)
Is this your first image? Try copy and pasting the following code into a new thread on /board.<img src="http://tinyurl.com/Yoofaloof00001" />
Change it to 2, 3, 4 etc on your second and third posts
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Names were to similar to other people, so I've changed it. Yeah', it's me, Mr G., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:53,
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Hi this is because you're on the /talk board and images aren't allowed hereYou need to go to Main Board at the top, it should hopefully work there.
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:57,
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If you have any other technical issues, please do not hesitate to contact us(
Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:58,
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Your post sounds familiar. I may have used that on shitty clients / solicitors previously.(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 17:01, Reply)
It's how I ended my technical support mails for three yearsI can type it in my sleep
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 17:14,
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I almost cared. Then I saw his profile.That's why I gave him a 1/10.
*puts tea on desk*
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 17:12, Reply)
Oh you wanted some? Sorry I sipped out of it already.Hahahahahaha *runs away*
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 17:25, Reply)
I've just seen the imageI'm glad he got it sorted. It was well worth it.
I just hope he comes back here to thank us all for our help.
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mns ur dads a diked, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 17:15,
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I've popped over to lend the kid some moral supportPoor lad
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 17:17,
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I hope he is remembered for thisand not his QOTW story about turning himself on by frotting his perineum on the side of the sink.
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mns ur dads a diked, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 17:21,
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It was the sink actually.
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Yoofaloof 'I like it here, wherever it is...', Fri 3 Feb 2012, 17:23,
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Yes, thanks for all the help, it really was appreciated. All your tips worked.
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Yoofaloof 'I like it here, wherever it is...', Fri 3 Feb 2012, 17:19,
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I don't even own an image :'((
mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 17:22,
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I've got a cup of image here. Do you want to borrow some?Oh no, wait. It's tea. Soz.
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mns ur dads a diked, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 17:24,
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this doesn't help at all.(
mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 17:26,
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THIS PROFILE HAS MUSIC PLAYING IN IT, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, JESUS FUCKING CUNTSPASTIC CHRIST, FUCK OFF AND NEVER COME BACK(
vladimir, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 20:07,
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i just watched a brain-damaged woman give birth on 'one born every minute'.and I cried like a bitch.
when did you last cry?
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janet aye, go on then, for a bag of chips CPS TOOK THE BABY THEY GOT IT IN BOONE COUNTY, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:56,
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hurty mouth :'((((((
mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:58,
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SALT WATER MOUTHWASH GO GO GO!(
janet aye, go on then, for a bag of chips CPS TOOK THE BABY THEY GOT IT IN BOONE COUNTY, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:03,
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I got a mouthwash and anti-biotics. Still hurty.(
mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:03,
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jesus I don't know how you can watch that programit just cements my opinion of "no babies, not ever".
I cried while watching The Descendants recently. It's a very good film.
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spangolin, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:58,
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I have a beautiful daughter but would have liked more kids.this programme for me is like an alcoholic watching endless adverts for white cider :(
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janet aye, go on then, for a bag of chips CPS TOOK THE BABY THEY GOT IT IN BOONE COUNTY, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:05,
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I do the same thing with animal programmesall the lovely doggies I can't have :/
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spangolin, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:08,
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super corgiiiiithat is the only dog I am allowed. I like staffies though. Because I am a chav.
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spangolin, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:37,
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I think the Croydonness has infected you(
Eddnaked I WROTE A BOOK SEE PROFILE SPAM SPAM SPAM, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:43,
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Naw I've wanted one for yearsmy granddad had one when I was little, I used to sit on him and pull his ears. The dog, not my granddad.
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spangolin, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:45,
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the Him has started watching demotivational programmes with me, like a couple of those and also the Call the Midwife dramastarting to get the hint, broodiness not allowed.
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ohuhbouncybonky, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:06,
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and facebook! every time i sign in to that blasted thing there are ALWAYS two people i didnt even know had partners, showing off bumps and spawn.(
ohuhbouncybonky, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:23,
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Tuesday nightI've been re-working my way through Lost, the last episode always makes me cry. And I ain't ashamed to say I cry at stuff.
The time before that was the night before when I played through this:
freebirdgames.com/to_the_moon/
MANLY
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:58,
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awwww shit I'm like 4 episodes away from the endwe stopped watching it ages ago and never picked it up again. No spoilers pls!
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spangolin, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:59,
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it was all on the moon and the actors were actually hamsters in a moon-lab being fed experimental moon-drugs(
ohuhbouncybonky, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:00,
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it was all the dog's dream.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:03,
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It then gets up and vomits in a can of beans(
Eddnaked I WROTE A BOOK SEE PROFILE SPAM SPAM SPAM, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:08,
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No worries I won'tThe flash sideways pays off though, it's unrepentantly soppy, but don't expect mysteries to be resolved clearly, rather it's definitely more about their personal stories
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:05,
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I cried when my sbp got accepted.That was tears of joy though.
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mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:00,
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I ain't put it in the queue yetI'll do that after me espresso break
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:05,
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but it's in the bag though yeah?Do you need my details to send me the cheque?
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mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:07,
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I got your details'The Scotsman I can understand who hasn't gone off on one about King Billy or the IRA yet'
That'll reach ye
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:37,
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i seem really tearful recently, reckon my my arm-stabby hormones are mucking me about and i'm tired all the time anyway, thinking i might need more iron in my diet or summat(
ohuhbouncybonky, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:59,
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yeah but it's been in there for over 2 years, imma need to make an appointment soon(
ohuhbouncybonky, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:03,
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im not crazy just weepy when its late and im tired, really really weepy some days, what funit's not real crying it's just like my eyes get too full and all leaky
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ohuhbouncybonky, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:07,
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How can a machine cry?(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:02,
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That scene in Predator where Billy stays behind to sacrifice himself for Dutch and Anna.(
mike woz ere ASQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:08,
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I'm not sure I can rememberNot that I'm all butch and RARG NO EMOTIONS, I just can't remember.
Mrs Eddache however, we were 10 minutes in watching Wall-E and she was a blubbering mess. And again during that bit near the end when he's gets repaired.
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Eddnaked I WROTE A BOOK SEE PROFILE SPAM SPAM SPAM, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:10,
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my girlfriennd cried during wall-e, i wanted to hit herit was like she'd never seen a film before
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:15, Reply)
i normally get cross at films and telly that try to mess with my emotions, because i am too WISE and SMARThowever, wall-e is beautifully done and extremely poignant
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ohuhbouncybonky, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:27,
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The very end of Warrior made me cry man-tears. It was 5 in the morning though and I was terrifyingly jet-lagged
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:28, Reply)
The missus tries to make me watch that.I calmly explained to her that while it's perfectly clear that she loves her job, my love for her job only extends to us talking about her job every day.
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:27, Reply)
It's never too late to start reading the newslettereven if you hated it in the past
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue514/
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rob Your own personal Shipman, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:03,
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I've never been in itWhy the hell should I read it?
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Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:04,
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TITle more like(
baldmonkey Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IS ON THE BLOB!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:10,
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JesusWho've I got to sleep with to get MY name in the title?
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Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:15,
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and that's why I'm out(
Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:20,
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Sammi is before my time, I'm afraid. All that I've gleaned from other users' posts is that she is fairly uggo and massively racist.
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:29, Reply)
Mehshe was alright. She never particularly pissed me off. Met her in real life too.
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jenpots, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:32,
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Seriously?SERIOUSLY?
You met her in real life and DIDN'T find her annoying?
Holy shit. You are one tolerant mother fucker. Let's rut.
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baldmonkey Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IS ON THE BLOB!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:39,
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to be fair here, i only found i her difficult to talk to, becaue i couldn't understand her very clearly,and that was hardly her fault.
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ohuhbouncybonky, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:43,
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I did spend quite a bit of time in cars with her going to COMEDY AT THE GEORGE.It wore thin quite quickly.
I'm putting this down to limited exposure on both your parts.
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baldmonkey Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IS ON THE BLOB!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:45,
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*joke about Binky exposing both her parts*(
Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:48,
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I hope she does a post about her breasts again.(
JackAction Poet Laureate of b3ta, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:49,
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Hoho, that would be AWESOME!(
Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:51,
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ok right:the number of people who have seen and touched my boobies, i can count on one hand. so there. i am very exclusive.
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ohuhbouncybonky, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:01,
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*warms hands Mr.Myagi style*(
Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:02,
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Oh, it's only from a little filmcalled THE KARATE KID
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Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:07,
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i can confirm that that is.(
baldmonkey Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IS ON THE BLOB!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:07,
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How about all the people who've jizzed on them, rubbed it in and them gone FLOBBLE OBBLE OBBLE in the sticky cleft with their PERVERTED FILTHY faces?Unless that's a personal question.
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baldmonkey Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IS ON THE BLOB!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:06,
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perhaps I can help?(
mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:10,
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A pert, supple, pale, round zero.(
baldmonkey Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IS ON THE BLOB!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:16,
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images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20071011014931/pixar/images/thumb/3/38/Jerry.jpg/269px-Jerry.jpg
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Eddnaked I WROTE A BOOK SEE PROFILE SPAM SPAM SPAM, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:07,
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my first reaction was "HOW MANY FINGERS IS THAT WOAH"then i thought "hang on what is his post in reply to?"
and now i understand your point. HOW DARE YOU, I AM VERY EXCLUSIVE
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ohuhbouncybonky, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:11,
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She was a prick too.You'd have got on well.
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baldmonkey Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IS ON THE BLOB!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:33,
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'fairly uggo'She had a plastic ear that peeled off her head in the summer sun
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fatpoof, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:58,
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And such a distorted face that you couldn't tell which way she was facing if she stood still.(
baldmonkey Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IS ON THE BLOB!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:08,
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That's good enough for me(
Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:09,
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SNIFF ME. I HAVEN'T WASHED IN A WEEK.
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baldmonkey Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IS ON THE BLOB!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:07,
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Why hasn't Baldmonkey washed in a week?Because he washed in a bath, of course!
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Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:10,
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How good is it out of 10?I mean genuinely, how good do you think it is this week compared to other weeks?
Also, what was your favourite newsletter ever?
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Inflatable Sex-Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:09,
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It's particularly poor this week WindyI wouldn't bother if I were you
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Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:11,
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I've just had a quick look, I think you might be right.
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Inflatable Sex-Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:18,
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actually, I enjoyed the rap battle.
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Inflatable Sex-Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:44,
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Hey rob, I heard that popular UK band PERSONALITY HORSE will resume recording their forthcoming free-to-download concept album; Graham Tapes when their new studio is up and running in a fortnight.When it gets released sometime in the ensuing month, will you be featuring an EXCLUSIVE interview with them in the newsletter?
www.tinyurl.com/perhor
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baldmonkey Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IS ON THE BLOB!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:09,
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I'd like to read an exclusive interview with popular UK band PERSONALITY HORSE.(
Dr Preference beveragonormative hegemonarrative, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:11,
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I'd be very interested to read about popular UK band PERSONALITY HORSEI'd be keen to hear what they've been up to and how the new album is coming along
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Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:12,
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I hope that one or more members of popular UK band PERSONALITY HORSE is involved in a naked girl avalanche(
Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:18,
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Balders, I was wondering, what do you feel about Noel Fielding have a show and not you?I don't think it's fair for him to have a show and you not to have one, you're much better at this shit "LOL FUNNY WORDS RANDOM SHIT" stuff than him.
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Names were to similar to other people, so I've changed it. Yeah', it's me, Mr G., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:22,
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I agree.My feel about Noel Fielding have a show and not I is that me feel bad inside. I also to be shit am and not pay by chan 4 nel. Is unfair. Sadface.
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baldmonkey Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IS ON THE BLOB!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:24,
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I'm sorry, but I'm struggling to understand what you're saying there. (
Names were to similar to other people, so I've changed it. Yeah', it's me, Mr G., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:44,
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Your dyslexia must be getting worsers.(
baldmonkey Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IS ON THE BLOB!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:47,
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I've given this Noel Fielding situation some considerationand think that really it's probably for the best if he pisses off.
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broadsword cold get ill or get retarded, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:25,
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Oh wow, that guy calling me Britney was over two years ago now.(
JackAction Poet Laureate of b3ta, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:49,
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Tee Hee EeeI'm not even joking, I'd rather watch 30 minutes of Balders with a £109k budget than Noel Fielding
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Names were to similar to other people, so I've changed it. Yeah', it's me, Mr G., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:45,
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It would be just as shit.It would be awful. It would be the same sort of thing.
Which is why people like me or Noel Fielding should not be allowed to make TV programs.
Mind you, I like the Boosh. He just needs Barratt reigning him in a bit I think. He has good ideas but seems to need help taking them somewhere.
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baldmonkey Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IS ON THE BLOB!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:49,
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ice long singce stop givingg a fuck(
baldmonkey Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IS ON THE BLOB!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:51,
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Do us a recipe. Go on guv. I loves your recipes. I can handle it. Just one.(
baldmonkey Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IS ON THE BLOB!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:26,
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OK, here we go....You want two eggs and '00' Flour, put it in the blender until you get a ball of dough. Run it through a pasta machine 'till you get pasta.
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Names were to similar to other people, so I've changed it. Yeah', it's me, Mr G., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:46,
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no spelling mistakes, no food joy, no sauce :(i might try to make hot cross buns this weekend. I need to buy strong white flour, golden syrup, and yeast.
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ohuhbouncybonky, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:51,
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Where does the carrier bag full of shit come into it.(
baldmonkey Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IS ON THE BLOB!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:52,
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I hope that one or more members of popular UK band PERSONALITY HORSE is involved in a cuddly puppy accident.(
JackAction Poet Laureate of b3ta, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:32,
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YUMMY YUMBLES!(
baldmonkey Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IS ON THE BLOB!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:35,
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I want my fucking signed t-shirt you shit!(
mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:42,
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You don't want a t shirt from baldmonkey.(
JackAction Poet Laureate of b3ta, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:44,
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Are you talking from experience here?(
mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:48,
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He bought a JMG FOR MOD tee from my comboutique store.It was shit quality iron on transfer of a shit quality image on a shit quality tee.
Fell apart in the wash.
Send me £50 and I'll do you one.
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baldmonkey Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IS ON THE BLOB!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:56,
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I wonder who bought that PH t-shirtI'd love to know.
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Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:58,
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I'm fairly sure it was kewpie.(
Inflatable Sex-Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:59,
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Really? What makes you think that?(
Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:02,
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mainly because he said it was him.I might be remembering it wrong, but i'm almost convinced it was kewpie.
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Inflatable Sex-Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:41,
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Oh fair enoughThat poor sap...they're well expensive.
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Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:46,
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Right, I'm off to the pub.(
Inflatable Sex-Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:50,
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Hooray!I'm going to a pub too! Then a hotel!
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Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:53,
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Oh, you cheeky monkey!(
mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:58,
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It was my fault for wanting to buy a b3ta shirt before going to my first bash.(
JackAction Poet Laureate of b3ta, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:03,
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Don't listen to him, send me £40 and I'll give you my shirt.(
JackAction Poet Laureate of b3ta, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:59,
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any advance on this BM?(
mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:01,
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For 20 you can have the t-shirt I'm wearing right nowImagine that!
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Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:03,
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Oh boy! this keeps getting better.(
mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:06,
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It's got a picture of Guy Smiley on itImagine that!
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Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:08,
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£30 for the shirt and I'll throw in a pair of my used pants.(
JackAction Poet Laureate of b3ta, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:06,
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it's like tk maxx on here today.(
mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:09,
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£10 and i'll send you a tee shirt with my face marker penned on it and a carrier bag full of gonzo's shit.(
baldmonkey Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IS ON THE BLOB!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:10,
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t-shirt and a gonz-shit?Any advances on this?
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mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:11,
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I'll give you a fiver to take this fucking shirt off my hands, it's too small and an awful colour and also it's falling apart.(
JackAction Poet Laureate of b3ta, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:17,
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I don't think I've ever been in the newsletterI'd like to be. Maybe a mention at the bottom just saying how moohalaa was lovely, RIP.
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fatpoof, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:13,
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I hate it when that happensAlthough it does happen the other way round sometimes.
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Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:19,
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That means you now had two friday feelings.That's one friday-feeling too many I'm afraid, you're going to have to declare it at your nearest HMRC office.
Please have your declaration form FRSB025 completed, in triplicate, in green ink and witnessed by two unrelated and independent species of monkey and have eight forms of identification along with your Blockbuster membership card.
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:21, Reply)
i know what happenedyour mum was a cunt, your dad was a shitcunt, they had a baby
the baby was Mechashitcunt
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:35, Reply)
You didn't fix my hurty mouth.Thanks for nothing Rob.
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mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:43,
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I can help(
Inflatable Sex-Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:44,
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I hope so pigster.Well done on getting the pub. Pig Shoes forever!
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mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:47,
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Oh yes, he got the jobI was distracted by his mention of my nubian children. Congrats Gusty Swine.
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Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:49,
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Was there some racism directed at your dusky offsrping?For shame b3ta, for shame.
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mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:51,
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Windy called them Mullato'sand I'm fairly sure he said something anti-semitic as he walked away.
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Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:54,
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I have other opinions if you're interested?I have an account on stormfront, I'll gaz you a link, hang on.
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Inflatable Sex-Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:56,
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Yup, destined to be a landlord in a rural pub.(
mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:58,
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I'm not even Judish(
Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:56,
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I wore a skullcap once.*yids*
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mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:57,
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For a laugh?I believe the Jews call them a Yarmulke. Forgive the spelling.
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Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:01,
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I just wanted to be exotic.(
mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:07,
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Well that'll do itI wear a full burqa for the same reason
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Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:08,
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I bet it makes you more alluring to all the guys down the mosque.(
mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:10,
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They fuqing love it(
Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:24,
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you jihad better not be joking or I'll mullah you.(
mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:28,
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I'm just worried about twohats kids turning black thanks to guinness, I'm not sure they should be drinking so young. I might call social services.
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Inflatable Sex-Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:54,
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THE IRON IS GUD FOR THEM(
Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:55,
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you're beating them too?oh twohats.
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Inflatable Sex-Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:57,
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Life is painful and cruelThe sooner they learn that, the better
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Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:59,
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babycham, sweetheart stout, guinness, cheap cider, lager, strong spirits, sherry.I think they're on track in their development, what's the fuss?
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mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:56,
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Isn't it time you just removed the Top Tips section and replaced it with a permanent link to SBP?Maybe with this as a picture:
www.b3tards.com/u/4a4ef6eb5a00f8ff5d80/approved.jpg
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:50,
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WAH!Brilliant
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Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:52,
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Does anyone with gmailaccounts actually get the newsletter each week?
I only seem to get it once in a blue moon.
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theniwokeup has been awake since, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:57,
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wait, you actually subscribe to this shit?
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Inflatable Sex-Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:57,
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Yeah it makes me think someone out thereactually gives a shit about my pointless existence.
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theniwokeup has been awake since, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:00,
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I signed up for it well over a year agoAnd I've yet to receive one.
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Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:05,
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Have a look through your spam/trash folder,I found this weeks one in there for some region.
I have no idea why gmail thinks this is spam.
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theniwokeup has been awake since, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:25,
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it's ok i found the pixel.within 8 goes i had gone from about 20 seconds, to times varying between 2 and 3 seconds.
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ohuhbouncybonky, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:05,
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whenever i read your valentines name, I hear this song
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Inflatable Sex-Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:49,
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also, excellent youtube quote of the day@roncleve when i ern this song i wish the black skin
93Lellina 1 month ago
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Inflatable Sex-Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:52,
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That is nothing short of funkadelicI wish the black skin. I REALLY, REALLY wish it.
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Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:55,
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Enough about biscuits and Twohats black children.I've been offered a new job by the looks of it, its better than my current one too. This is good news. Do you have any good news to share with the group? Or alternatively bad news?
If you have no news, what's your opinion on line dancing?
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Inflatable Sex-Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:07,
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my other half has secured a great new jobI have a chest infection
I think the Gods aren't smiling on me this week :(
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fatpoof, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:12,
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singing along, badly thoughwww.youtube.com/watch?v=4SPK58-8LXk&feature=g-u-u&context=G2e29424FUAAAAAAAHAA
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fatpoof, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:22,
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NTTHey whoa...black kids? I turn my back for 2 hours and this happens?
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Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:25,
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Gracious!Ah well, I don't mind really. I'm quite liberal when it comes to that sort of thing
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Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:28,
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apparently in yorrkshire when i were born, all t'mums in t'maternity warrd called their fannies "flues"this makes sense.
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ohuhbouncybonky, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:29,
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A friend of mine calls her tuppence 'Floo'I think it's a revolting expression personally.
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Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:30,
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People around here call them 'mivs'. I don't like this. Who was it that called their fanny a fairy hole?(
JackAction Poet Laureate of b3ta, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:31,
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Fucking hell mooey, I'd just about forgotten her.(
JackAction Poet Laureate of b3ta, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:34,
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Ah MoTSuch a lovable gent
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Eddnaked I WROTE A BOOK SEE PROFILE SPAM SPAM SPAM, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:38,
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Oh man, DG called me a furry in that thread and I wasn't even around to defend myself.(
JackAction Poet Laureate of b3ta, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:43,
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well surely now is the time to take revengesince he's not here, but 4eva in are harts
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manolust, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:49,
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I heard he once set fire to a box of puppies.(
JackAction Poet Laureate of b3ta, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:54,
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Now there's another reason I won't be able to take him seriously.(
JackAction Poet Laureate of b3ta, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:48,
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i think we've got some good heels and faces on this boardbinky is like a rey mysterio level of superface
glued eel, vlad, spangolin, two hats and eddache are sort of kofi kingston-esque
baldmonkey splits opinions like john cena
mongy is a heel but people like him anyway
you can be cm punk. disparaging towards us but we love you anyway
fradam is basically jack swagger
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manolust, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:28,
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please can you explain this for the non-wrestling fans? i dont know which are good or bad(
ohuhbouncybonky, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:34,
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faces are good guys, heels are bad guys.however, some storyline good guys are disliked and vice versa. jack swagger is a perfect heel in that everyone hates him, even the people who tend to like heels. i'm sure that didn't help much but it's all you're getting!
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manolust, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:00,
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Other half?Other CALF more like!
AHAHAHAHHAAHA!
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baldmonkey Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IS ON THE BLOB!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:36,
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Me tooand my antibiotics make everything taste of aluminium.
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joetotale, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:36,
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Aluminium?MAXIMINIMUM more like!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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baldmonkey Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IS ON THE BLOB!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:39,
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JIZZMOP HERRING.(
baldmonkey Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IS ON THE BLOB!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:43,
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i'm sure a metallic taste is better than dying of gutrot.Man up, kid.
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Inflatable Sex-Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:41,
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well we hope it's new and not some banned personTELL US NEWBIE
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spangolin, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:44,
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It's already gone, and its your fault. As /talk mod you should be gazzing a beautifully written poem of welcome to every new person. Why do you think cr3 stopped posting? too busy writing poetry. YOU'RE SHIT!!
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Inflatable Sex-Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:52,
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I never got a poem.:(((((((
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Inflatable Sex-Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:56,
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I am woken every morning by a sonnet, whispered lovingly in my ear(
spangolin, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:56,
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is that what he calls his cock?loltenuoslol
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Inflatable Sex-Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:58,
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when my dad proposed to my mum he did an acrostic made up of lines from Shakespeare's sonnetsdown the side it read "Sylvia be mine" and he got it published in the local paper... which did manage to screw up the acrostic by not lining up the lines. Stupid paper.
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ohuhbouncybonky, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:00,
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where did you live that MAN PROPOSES was a newspaper story?were most marriages at gunpoint?
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in the personal adverts and messages and letters or something i suppose.i dunno, i wasn't alive.
blame portsmouth.
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ohuhbouncybonky, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:14,
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That sounds more like the behaviour of a serial killer than a romantic.(
JackAction Poet Laureate of b3ta, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:00,
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I'm going for a weeI bet it's ACE
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:13,
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it might well be, it's been ages since we got an update.oh man i hope he didn't fall in and drown
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ohuhbouncybonky, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:53,
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The company I worked for has been bought by a bigger company, and the bigger company is one of the top 100 people to work for in the UK.It looks like a really fun company, lots of room for expansion, they also take on random ideas from their employees that they like and turn them into buisnesses. For example, someone noticed through twitter traffic analysis that it's hard to buy parrot cages, and then found the same thing with a bunch of other obscureish animals... so they started up companies to do that. They have a video games department, and have loads of really fun brands, and there is room for expansion and training and loads of Good Things (tm).
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Names were to similar to other people, so I've changed it. Yeah', it's me, Mr G., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:13,
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Totally is ! =D(
Names were to similar to other people, so I've changed it. Yeah', it's me, Mr G., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:48,
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\o/This new job will give me a lot more freedom to run a site my way, rather than being a corprate shill.
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Inflatable Sex-Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:18,
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'hey you guys, serve food''you guys, cook food'
*leans back in chair, smokes cigar*
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:23,
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so you're familiar with mu award (
Inflatable Sex-Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:46,
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so you're familiar with my award winning management strategy?(
Inflatable Sex-Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:47,
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don't shout at me you puke filled pus bag.(
Inflatable Sex-Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:51,
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What you say?I don't have to take this shit from a long haired bike driving cocknose
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:54,
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I HOPE YOUR COMIC GETS YOU THROWN IN JAIL AND RAPED.(
Inflatable Sex-Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:55,
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I HOPE MY COMIC GETS YOU THROWN INTO A THAI JAIL AND YOU HAVE TO RE-ENACT THAT GODAWFUL SHITE FROM BRIDGET JONES' DIARY 2(
Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:58,
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:((((((((You're a monster.
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Inflatable Sex-Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:01,
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well that's not right is it.(
Inflatable Sex-Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:50,
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obviously not, how can THEY serve food if THEY haven't cooked it yet?silly theoban, he'll never run a food establishment
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ohuhbouncybonky, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:24,
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Sweet, would you be able to make up menus?(
Names were to similar to other people, so I've changed it. Yeah', it's me, Mr G., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:48,
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WHAT WILL YOU BE COOKING TONIGHT, GONZO?(
baldmonkey Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IS ON THE BLOB!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:34,
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tonight I'm gonna have half a chicken with brussel sprouts and gravy and yorkshire puddings and chestnuts.NYOM ! ( ^o ^ )
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Names were to similar to other people, so I've changed it. Yeah', it's me, Mr G., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:49,
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Nice one.I thought your company was already pretty cool though.
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spangolin, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:43,
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Nevermind that.I want to know what he is cooking tonight. I hope it is lazanyer. Or Rizhotow.
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baldmonkey Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IS ON THE BLOB!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:44,
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"TONIGHT ON WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IS ON THE BLOB, GONZO WILL BE COOKING SOME FUCKING RISOTTO""Thank you yes. I am gonzo and I will be cooking a rizzortoe. To make a risohtow first you must go to 1 stop and buy a tin of rise puding. when you get home remove the tin of riss pudings from the cariar bag. When you have finiched shitting in the carryer bag, pour the rise pudding into an old mycrowwayf. ad garlic a meats and some egg. if you're mickorve haz a plug, heat the mixdure. skowp, serve and eet."
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baldmonkey Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IS ON THE BLOB!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:57,
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Yup ! It was awesome before, I think maybe possibly it'll be even more awesome now. Their dev teams are shit-hot.
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Names were to similar to other people, so I've changed it. Yeah', it's me, Mr G., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:50,
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They never got back to me about advertising though.OH WELL DON'T CARE NOW LOL
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spangolin, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:53,
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Sad Times, sorry about that, I did try though.I'm guessing it's because we already had a microsite/campaign for that brand, but a "Thanks but no thanks" would have been nice. It's so far removed from anything I deal with that I didn't even know who to pass it onto without asking.
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Names were to similar to other people, so I've changed it. Yeah', it's me, Mr G., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:02,
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can you not afford to eat dinner every day?(
Inflatable Sex-Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:21,
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oh ho hoI can, but it will be a nice one at a restaurant. Which I don't do every day.
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:22, Reply)
SUCCESS!is a gentleman dining you for romantic purposes?
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Inflatable Sex-Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:28,
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I hope he doesn't turn out to be a rapist.(
Inflatable Sex-Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:42,
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Thanks for thatBetween normal date anxiety and cold legs from wearing a skirt I can add that to my wobble list.
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I almost went with racist,But decided to be loledgy.
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Inflatable Sex-Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:53,
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I have also been offered a new jobWaiting for the final confirmation etc to come through.
I also have a pay review next week at my current job and I'm being made a director.
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Maximinimus, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:24,
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Director?Sounds fancy, will you get a new plaque for your parking space?
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Inflatable Sex-Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:34,
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SOCO AND LIME!(
baldmonkey Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IS ON THE BLOB!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:25,
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Man, I LOVE SOCO AND LIME!SOCO AND LIME TIME!
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baldmonkey Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IS ON THE BLOB!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:35,
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I'll bet you've never ordered that in your life.No one has. Their marketing was trying too hard there.
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:27, Reply)
Tia-Maria and Cranberry(
Inflatable Sex-Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:29,
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SOCO AND LIME!ON THE FUCKING ROCKS Y'ALL.
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baldmonkey Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IS ON THE BLOB!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:39,
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I AM INCREDIBLY FUCKING BORED.SUPER BORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRED.
Let's fight a dandy.
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baldmonkey Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IS ON THE BLOB!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:03,
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Tia Maria and OJ tastes like SmartiesDon't believe me? Well then to hell witcha
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Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:27,
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I had a drink once that tasted just like a Terry's Chocolate Orange.(
JackAction Poet Laureate of b3ta, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:28,
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Booze made of chocolate isn't so greatbut booze that tastes like chocolate...now we're talking.
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Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:32,
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I have both.Good News - I am meeting up with friends, that I haven't seen for ages, in a couple of weeks.
Bad News - I have a shed load of money to pay out in the next month and I can't afford to go on my weapons course.
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jenpots, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:29,
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will you have SOCO AND LIME?(
baldmonkey Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IS ON THE BLOB!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:37,
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BORED *flicks your face* BORED *flicks your face* BORED *flicks your face* BORED *flicks your face* BORED *flicks your face* BORED *flicks your face* BORED *flicks your face* (
baldmonkey Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IS ON THE BLOB!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:48,
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THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG.I'D JUST PUT MY FACE IN ONE OF GONZO'S CARRIER BAGS, SO YOU JUST LICKED UP HIS POO.
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baldmonkey Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IS ON THE BLOB!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:52,
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/(o_O)\(
baldmonkey Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IS ON THE BLOB!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:00,
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{o,O}(
baldmonkey Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IS ON THE BLOB!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:05,
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It's a type of fucking zebra.WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK IT IS, YOU CHUTNEY-FACED BLUE-STAR-DIVER?
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baldmonkey Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IS ON THE BLOB!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:40,
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Ahhhthat would be the one between the fish and the sorbet?
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joetotale, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:45,
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I'M SHOUTING BECAUSE OF THE BLOCK CAPS.BLAH BLAH! HELLO!
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baldmonkey Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IS ON THE BLOB!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:47,
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I will be teaching Saiand I was going to grade to brown belt in Bo.
*shrugs* Never mind.
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jenpots, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:46,
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:(But also :).
Now, line dancing?
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Inflatable Sex-Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:40,
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Here's a line dancing:/ | \ | / | \ | / | \ | / | \ | / | \ | / | \ | / | \ | / | \ | / | \ | / | \ | / | \ |
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baldmonkey Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IS ON THE BLOB!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:42,
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BOKKO!(
Inflatable Sex-Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:43,
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HEDGE FUND!(
baldmonkey Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IS ON THE BLOB!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:45,
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YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND etc(
baldmonkey Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IS ON THE BLOB!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:28,
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Woo!I thought you ran your own restaurant? What are you doing now?
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spangolin, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:42,
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Well, as long as the head chef doesn't turn out yo be a bellend,I will be running a pub instead.
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Inflatable Sex-Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:45,
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EYE YAM BOARD(
baldmonkey Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IS ON THE BLOB!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:59,
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borrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd(
baldmonkey Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IS ON THE BLOB!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:02,
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have you tried channeling this energy in to something productive,Like going over twohats house and replacing all his furniture with Shit and cum.
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Inflatable Sex-Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:03,
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stuck cat work.borrrrrrrred.
boooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrred
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baldmonkey Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IS ON THE BLOB!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:04,
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You could buy a book to pass the time(see what I did there?)
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Eddnaked I WROTE A BOOK SEE PROFILE SPAM SPAM SPAM, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:09,
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No.Please explain yourself.
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baldmonkey Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IS ON THE BLOB!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:12,
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He's suggesting you buy a copy of your own book to read at workLet them know you're a published author and too good to work there.
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Lord Gnome A dingo ate my bagel, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:14,
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I farted in your milk.(
baldmonkey Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IS ON THE BLOB!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:16,
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I've been looking at your websiteWebshite more like.
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Lord Gnome A dingo ate my bagel, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:21,
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Well, I was suggesting you could buy a book to pass the time(
Eddnaked I WROTE A BOOK SEE PROFILE SPAM SPAM SPAM, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:15,
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and also with you(
baldmonkey Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IS ON THE BLOB!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:17,
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I don't even like milk(
Eddnaked I WROTE A BOOK SEE PROFILE SPAM SPAM SPAM, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:19,
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/[O,O]\ - TWIT TWOO!(
baldmonkey Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IS ON THE BLOB!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:21,
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one owl would never say thatit's a call and response thing between two owls. YOU FUCKING OWL RETARD
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manolust, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:23,
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I AM NOT RETARDED AT OWL FUCKING.SCREW YOU, YOU CORNISH TOSS-HASH
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baldmonkey Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IS ON THE BLOB!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:25,
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Boys! Calm down! Maybe buying a book to pass the time will calm you both down(
Eddnaked I WROTE A BOOK SEE PROFILE SPAM SPAM SPAM, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:27,
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FUCK YOU, SHIT-SHINS(
baldmonkey Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IS ON THE BLOB!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:34,
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Like your shins are so great(
Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:42,
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CATLEGS(
Inflatable Sex-Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:53,
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only if you promise to do a sexy pukey strip tease on the bar every night.(
Inflatable Sex-Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:04,
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I not only promise to do that, but also promise to not not do that(
Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:08,
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i got my car back wooooo.for only £56.40, hmmm, i should be a mechanic.
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ohuhbouncybonky, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:02,
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I attended a barrister-client meeting in Liverpool todayand the questions/suggestions I put to both of them weren't completely retarded.
I consider this to be such an overwhelming success, my brain has decided to take the rest of the day off.
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:09, Reply)
well done frisbee adam, I'm sure they'll think about trying out your herbal tea recommendations sometime soon(
vladimir, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:11,
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See, before they were on the builder's cuppas with about eight sugars inAnd they were all " *chugs* WHOOOO YEAH BITCHES LET'S LITIGATE, MOTHERFUCKAAAAAH! *chugs brew*"
And I was all like "Calm down dearies, get some peppermint and camomile in yers and let's take another look"
And now they're all like " *sips* Okay I see your point, let's put our counter to the other side and see what they have to say, then maybe look to litigate *dabs lips on handkerchiefs* "
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:15, Reply)
And did they need any paperclips?Better?
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Lord Gnome A dingo ate my bagel, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:13,
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I'm sorry, did you think Vladimir was that bad at putting his point across that the point warranted repeating?(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:16, Reply)
Vladimir posted at the same time as meHis post simply wasn't there when I replied.
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Lord Gnome A dingo ate my bagel, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:19,
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Changed it anywayFollowed my own advice.
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Lord Gnome A dingo ate my bagel, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:24,
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OH MAN! YOU TOLD HIM!NOW WE ALL REALISE YOU ARE NOT A PRICK AT ALL!
Only joking! HAHAHAHA! Of course we think you're a prick. On account of you being a prick. With disappointed parents.
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baldmonkey Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IS ON THE BLOB!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:19,
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Oh hey Baldmonkey didn't see you there, how are you doing, how's the divorce etc(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:23, Reply)
AHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!DO YOU FIND EVERYONE YOU MEET APPEARS TO SUFFER FROM NARCOLEPSY?
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baldmonkey Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IS ON THE BLOB!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:27,
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WHOA!Do you count posting on internet forums as "meeting people"?
Is this job of yours actually just you offering people cups of tea on different message boards accross the web?
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baldmonkey Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IS ON THE BLOB!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:37,
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teateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateatea o god no it's getting worse(
vladimir, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:21,
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lord gnome, I am worried about myself, by now this frisbee adam is the teaboy thing should have bored me, but I just can't stop finding it funny, what to doooo(
vladimir, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:19,
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Don't worry about it too muchPerhaps mix it up with some comments about him being in charge of the stationery cupboard for a bit of variety.
Or coffee- that would work too.
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Lord Gnome A dingo ate my bagel, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:20,
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The man's got a point. If in doubt, go for the stapling and photocopying(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:22, Reply)
adam frisbee
in charge of tea
and stationery
believes that he
is a legal e
agle
but really he
s a talkboard sme
agol
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vladimir, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:24,
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I prefer telling hiim he is a prick.On account of he is a prick. With disappointed parents.
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baldmonkey Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IS ON THE BLOB!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:24,
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Aaaaaand my day is complete*Puts 'Do not disturb: drafting in progress' sign on office door and goes back to listening to internet radio*
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:30, Reply)
My mouth is hurty and the tap in the bathroom is fucked.Need to get it replaced.
BUT I did do an sbp. I sure hope it makes it onto the site!
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mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:24,
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yeah I got potions from the quack but it not help yet :'(((((
mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:27,
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ah jen, violence is always your first reaction.(
mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:30,
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It's only cos I'm not getting any violence at homeI'm start to look around for it.
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jenpots, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:32,
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Is your mouth being hurty and your tap being fucked linked in some way?This is important
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:32, Reply)
Jeremy Kyle's headline today isHave I been having sex with my brother?
World Class
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Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:33,
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he's a world class cunt that kyle.prodding the poor beast for a reaction.
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mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:34,
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ha, turns out they had sex with their own brother.(
Inflatable Sex-Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:54,
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YeahPretty sad actually...what are the odds?
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Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:57,
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dude, he fucked his brother.Edit: I don't what it is about Jeremy Kyle, but if i had heard about this rather sad story from any other source (except maybe the daily mail, or OK! magazine) I'd be sad, and feel empathy. unfortunately the only emotion that show seems to be capable of eliciting from me is that sideshow freak point and laugh emotion, followed by slight revulsion.
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Inflatable Sex-Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:58,
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thanks, that's cheered me right up!(
mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:39,
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Line Dancing?Jesus, looks like I got back in the nick of time
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Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:29,
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It's my mum's birthday on sundayand all I've done is use moonpig to send this awful card www.b3tards.com/u/fcca2e3bc96fde8112e0/burfdaydonkins.jpg
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Note:Glued Eel has a mother.
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Inflatable Sex-Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:04,
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It's my wife's birthday on Sunday too!WEIRD!
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Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:05,
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I'm not a fan of biscuits.Start a better thread.
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Dr Preference beveragonormative hegemonarrative, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:11,
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i'm not a fan of irish politicsswings and roundabouts, innit
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manolust, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:13,
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do you think anything could transform you into a fan of biscuits?(
vladimir, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:14,
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this for example?img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2011/09/12/article-1315824472799-0DD7ECB600000578-876746_636x801.jpg
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vladimir, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:21,
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or this?www.agilityfusion.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/dog_cookie.jpg
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vladimir, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:21,
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wowmakes this half-arsed dog look like a right twat
www.gordysgourd.com/
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manolust, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:25,
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I love this photos3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/3/31/10/enhanced-buzz-5518-1301582307-1.jpg
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Major Turd Former Foolius, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:34,
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i dunno, manthis is a bit much. i like most kinds of biscuits. why do i have to pick just one? are you planning on getting rid of every other type of biscuit?
that'd be ridiculous! how would you even begin an operation like that?
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manolust, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:12,
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Oh for goodness sakeCOMMIT TO A BISCUIT, MAN!
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Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:14,
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a biscuit that looks like a tit, and a tit looks as though it's made of biscuit,so you can't tell the difference by eye.
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ohuhbouncybonky, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:32,
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pfftLike what girls got! But with a crispy base and sweet flavour!
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Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:18,
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Chocolate HobNobsNEXT!
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Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:13,
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I like VienneseBUT! I am a massive gaylord
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:13,
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Haha, I pronounce that 'gallud'Imagine that!
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Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:15,
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Ok, but just give it some thought, yeah?(
Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:20,
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Alright, I can see you're not immediately keenI'll just leave my details and you can give me a ring, yeah?
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Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:24,
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Yeah you never leave your deetsYou're the worst
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:33,
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I tried to do an sbp based on my hurty mouth but I'm more farty than arty :'(FAIL
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mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:41,
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it's not gay so long as you eat the biscuit in the style of harry lime(
vladimir, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:16,
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I do everything in the style of Harry Limebrb faking death
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:21,
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You had five hundred years of peace and democracy and what did you achieve? A question about biscuits(
Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:34,
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Nah man, if I tell you what my favourite biscuit is you're just going to make some scathing comment and I won't let that happen.(
JackAction Poet Laureate of b3ta, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:14,
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JA how could you say that, you know I'd take a bullet for u :((((
vladimir, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:14,
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I'm sorry vlad, I've been burned before.It's party rings, I like party rings.
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JackAction Poet Laureate of b3ta, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:23,
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OKI have a working rule where I have to answer the phone in a certain number of party rings, I have to eat three before I pick the phone up, it's just good customer service, don't let anyone laugh at you JA
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vladimir, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:30,
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Gingernext!
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Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:14,
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Oh binky you are being wrong on the internet.(
JackAction Poet Laureate of b3ta, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:16,
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that's fine, speaking opinion as though it's fact is what it's there for(
ohuhbouncybonky, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:17,
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I don't think they even count they don't have genuine super-powers(
vladimir, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:16,
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nah, they're alrightthey probably wouldn't make my biscuit top 10 but they'll do in a biscuit pinch
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manolust, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:17,
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I've gone off you now(
Eddnaked I WROTE A BOOK SEE PROFILE SPAM SPAM SPAM, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:18,
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I quite like thembut give them to a small child and you're giving yourself some serious problems down the line. You know what Guiness does to your shit? Oreos does the same to kids. You've been warned.
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Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:19,
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i don't know what guinness does and i'm concerned about you putting kids in your bottom.(
ohuhbouncybonky, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:27,
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You're ever so cheeky, Binky.Chinky. Oh no, that's not right. Pretend I didn't say that.
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Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:35,
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im curious what guinness does to poo now and i dont want to google that at work :((
ohuhbouncybonky, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:42,
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and a bit treacle-yIt's not good.
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Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:46,
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so your original statement was, oreos turn your kids black?(
manolust, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:49,
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damnit i had a phone call and had to pause for like 4 minutes(
ohuhbouncybonky, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:53,
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Here's your proof
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Eddnaked I WROTE A BOOK SEE PROFILE SPAM SPAM SPAM, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:58,
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Someone needs to save that and reupload it in case the chanarchive thread gets deleted.(
JackAction Poet Laureate of b3ta, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:03,
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oreos makes your kids black?...i think maybe mrs hats had a confession to make and told a naughty lie instead :(
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ohuhbouncybonky, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:52,
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binky binky binky binky binky binky binky binky binky binky binky binky binky binky binky binky binky binky binky binky binky binky binky binky binky binky binky binky binky binky binky binky binky binky binky binky binky binky binky binky binky binky binky binky binky binky binky binky binky binky binky binky binky binky binky binky binky
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Maximinimus, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:01,
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They're just overly sugaryI don't think they're made of biscuit at all
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:36,
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Correct, overrated American crap.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:45,
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Binky is correct herepeople who disagree are clearly confused on the meaning of one or more of the words she's using.
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Flapjack, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:52,
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Bourbons, Fig Rolls, Choc digestives, ginger biscuits, garibaldis, those mini-cookies(
Eddnaked I WROTE A BOOK SEE PROFILE SPAM SPAM SPAM, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:20,
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I won't lie, I do like a fig roll(
Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:22,
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how do you make a fig roll?push it down a hill, of course!
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manolust, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:25,
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YAY !!707 - "OH NOES, MY ACRONYUM IS UPSIDE DOWN"
(╯°□°）╯︵ LOL!
THANK YOU ASCII FLIPPER
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Names were to similar to other people, so I've changed it. Yeah', it's me, Mr G., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:01,
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i hope someone says jaffa cakesthen we can have a tedious argument!
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manolust, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:22,
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Chocolate Fingers(
Inflatable Sex-Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:25,
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I like 4 at a time.(
Inflatable Sex-Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:29,
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I don't think I could choose a best biscuit. Too much pressure.(
mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:32,
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then I'd have to choose my favourite pudding with crushed biscuits as a base.OMG this is intense!
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mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:37,
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my favourite pudding with crushed biscuits as a base is filling someone's pockets with biscuits then pushing them off a roof(
vladimir, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:40,
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are you threatening me?(
mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:41,
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this all hinges on whether your clothing today has pockets(
vladimir, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:47,
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Nope, just wearing the leather thong and nipple clamps today.(
mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:52,
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do you live at the bottom of an oceanic trench, I expect your experience of biscuits is somewhat limited, they would get damp and also implode as they are only constructed to cope with MSLP(
vladimir, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:35,
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I live in a diving bell so that is not an issue.(
mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:38,
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Bathroom songs.Jumping Jack Flush for example.
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baldmonkey Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IS ON THE BLOB!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:48,
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Sink - Aretha FranklinShowers in the Rain - The Move
Tapper's Delight - Sugarhill Gang
Toilets in the Attic - Aerosmith
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Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:49,
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Can You Feel The Fawcett?(
Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:54,
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When You're In Dove Body Wash (With A Beautiful Woman)(
broadsword cold get ill or get retarded, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:52,
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Ring My (shower) Gel(
Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:52,
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shower curta-In The End by Linkin Park.(
JackAction Poet Laureate of b3ta, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:53,
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Oceans in the Stream (of piss)Chocolate Rain
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:53,
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It's a remix, you probably haven't heard it.(
JackAction Poet Laureate of b3ta, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:03,
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anything by Cistern Of A Down(
Eddnaked I WROTE A BOOK SEE PROFILE SPAM SPAM SPAM, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:57,
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I Will Always Love Loo(
Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:59,
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Doctor Doctor, gimme the tubeI need the Toothpaste for Loving You
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Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:01,
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oh man, how did I get so shallow, someone's whole career, and I've thought of two songs then got boredcan I blame JMG here I wonder
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vladimir, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:10,
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The Scales of Brave Ulysses(
Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:11,
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Weeeeee-eee-eeee-eeeeeellyou know you make me want to grout! (look my hands jumpin') grout! (look my heart's thumpin') grout! (throw my head back) grout! (come on now)
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Flapjack, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:15,
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All this effort and not one single replyWhat a prick
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Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:12,
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that's most unfair, he clearly went to a lot of effort with this post and I can see SCORES of replies, do you have eveybody on ignore?(
vladimir, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:15,
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Gillette Me Put My Love Into You(
Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:12,
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Wilkinson Sword Of A Thousand Men(
Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:13,
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NIVEA GONNA GIVE YOU UP...you've been rick-bog-rolled!
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Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:14,
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Oh, so it is! That improves the joke immeasurably!(
Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:14,
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Barbie Girl - Aqua(fresh)(
Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:14,
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Here Comes The Sponge(
Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:15,
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Let's do it like they do on the Discovery Flannel(
Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:19,
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Daddy Was A Bath-Rober(
Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:21,
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Owner Of A Lonely Fart(
Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:25,
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Canestan Feel The Love Tonight?(
Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:26,
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Do the Mocca Lotion(
Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:29,
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immac, that's for removing leg hairbut any of these other brand names i am assuming are for piles since i am not familiar with them.
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ohuhbouncybonky, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:07,
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Right...leg hair
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Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:12,
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Anusol Train(
Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:16,
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Wipe It - Devo(
Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:20,
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Excretia, by the Cisterns of Mercy(
Grrrmachine is angostic, which explains the bitterness, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:28,
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Love Doesn't Arsewipe(
Eddnaked I WROTE A BOOK SEE PROFILE SPAM SPAM SPAM, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:30,
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everybody in the house of lav(
janet aye, go on then, for a bag of chips CPS TOOK THE BABY THEY GOT IT IN BOONE COUNTY, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:03,
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lav me tender(
janet aye, go on then, for a bag of chips CPS TOOK THE BABY THEY GOT IT IN BOONE COUNTY, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:03,
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loofah the hills and far away(
janet aye, go on then, for a bag of chips CPS TOOK THE BABY THEY GOT IT IN BOONE COUNTY, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:04,
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dump (for your love) by the pointer shitsters(
janet aye, go on then, for a bag of chips CPS TOOK THE BABY THEY GOT IT IN BOONE COUNTY, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:05,
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Also, for some reason I watched that Noel Fielding thing, despite watching the first one.I thought it might get less shit. I was wrong.
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mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:07,
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I recorded it tooAlthough for some reason I recorded it on E4 and E4+1. Talk about glutton for punishment.
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Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:09,
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Oh man, worst hour of your week.(
mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:09,
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this doesn't help THs double recording problem at all.For shame!
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mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:16,
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go fuck yourself flambard.(
mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:24,
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for clarity, you should just fuck the fuck off.(
mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:33,
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Oh great, whorsepower's got another account.(
JackAction Poet Laureate of b3ta, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:37,
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ahhaaa, I uhmm who? Is he in the habit of being like me?
I was accused of being ellis a while back
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:40, Reply)
sorry not being intentionally rude, just made me think of the song, i dunno, didnt mean to offend or anything.(
ohuhbouncybonky, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:47,
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You're either a shit regular with a shit comedy account or just a shit new person.(
JackAction Poet Laureate of b3ta, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:47,
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i had it on as background noise, since i watched how i met your mother and the big bang theory and then didn't turn off or change over, just wandered off.Noel Fielding failed to amuse me.
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ohuhbouncybonky, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:17,
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I think it's possible that he only amuses himself.(
mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:18,
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people like that really really need the straight man in a comedy duo.(
ohuhbouncybonky, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:20,
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He needs someone to stop all the brainfarting.(
mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:21,
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YESI think he needs to be in more stuff written by other people.
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Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:20,
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Silly voices and shit animations does not make for comedy gold.I told the partner module about your transvestite scarecrow comment, she done a LOL.
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mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:22,
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Ha, well that's nice to hear(
Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:42,
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I'll not lie, I tried to pass this comment off as my own but she saw right through my plagiarism.(
mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:46,
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FOR SHAME!*points*
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Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:48,
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Just another 34 and we'll give you a golden carriage clock icon(
rob Your own personal Shipman, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:02,
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I don't plan on living that longCan't I just have it now?
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Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:04,
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We've stuck suicide nets outside B3ta towersany deaths that occur on site are a statistical inevitability and will not effect the quality of your photoshop based entertainment.
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rob Your own personal Shipman, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:07,
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So what you're sayingis that we ALL get carriage clocks by the end of the day? HOORAY!!!
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Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:09,
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I have a hurty mouth Rob. What is b3ta doing to remedy this?(
mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:09,
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I DUN A FUCK IN YOUR MOUTH AND MADE A CUM SPURT OUT YOUR MANGINA!!!(
mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:15,
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www.b3ta.com/talk/7428113
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Eddnaked I WROTE A BOOK SEE PROFILE SPAM SPAM SPAM, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:07,
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I'M READING YOUR BOOK.(
Inflatable Sex-Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:14,
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Apart from a small printing error on the first page,It is so far excellent.
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Inflatable Sex-Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:18,
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CheersWhat error?
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Eddnaked I WROTE A BOOK SEE PROFILE SPAM SPAM SPAM, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:23,
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It says 'EDDACHE'S BOKK' on the front page(
Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:46,
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the power of sungestionphwoar!!! pea do killer immigrant fucks celebs with £3 holiday LIVE on big bro get me out of here wiv da angles
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:09, Reply)
Fuck off you mental flytipping cunt.I bet you don't reply to a single post in this thread.
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BraynDedd is being bullied by the mods :(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:11,
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He replied to rob.
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Inflatable Sex-Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:12,
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Replying to spambots doesn't count.(
BraynDedd is being bullied by the mods :(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:31,
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Yeah so I've got genital warts older than that(
Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:11,
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I didn't think it was possible to find you any more sexy.Oh ye of little faith! I should have known better.
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mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:13,
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Sometimes the prozzie I go to can't tell the difference between a wart and my tiny mushroom cock and she'll wank the wrong thing offBut it's worth the relief when it bursts
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:23,
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Please stop now Theo, you're just showing off.(
mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:24,
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Cheers TheoI just ate an egg & bacon roll
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Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:47,
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in the little intro The word flails is all mushed together. Took me a minutue to figure out the word.
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Inflatable Sex-Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:30,
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You're on your phone aren't you?Even though you replied in the wrong place, this could work.
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mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:32,
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I assume that's meant to be a reply to meYes, with the file conversion it squishes certain words together. I couldn't for the life of me fix it and nor could the guy I worked with on the file conversion. Nothing we could do about sadly, but it's still legible.
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Eddnaked I WROTE A BOOK SEE PROFILE SPAM SPAM SPAM, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:33,
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Are you going to stick around for a chat?(
Inflatable Sex-Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:11,
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oh-oh! We got a live one!(
mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:14,
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damn it Q, I got a hurty mouth.(
mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:34,
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:D good showedit = I probably will anyway but as a matter of course rather than by direction. You should know i endorse your message regardless]
doule edit = yeah i just had to do a few more
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:42, Reply)
and apart from the weather, which we can all see through our windows?(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:39, Reply)
i was being cheerful and that was the most cheerful i could come up with.my cars in the garage, im the only one here in it today, and i will be sitting up cold and alone tonight.
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ohuhbouncybonky, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:48,
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Anyway grats on your b3taday. Sorry I went all thread jacky on you. I actually did that as a mark of respect. Something is wrong with me, but I like you(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:39, Reply)
morning, shitbags.I dreamed the universe had all gone wrong. I blame moomins. what are YOU doing today?
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janet aye, go on then, for a bag of chips CPS TOOK THE BABY THEY GOT IT IN BOONE COUNTY, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 7:13,
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b3ta.com/questions/filthandmess/post1520180
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Amorous Badger : sexually satisfying corpses since 1975, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 7:17,
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fucking hell. some of them need to practice leaving the house occasionally.(
janet aye, go on then, for a bag of chips CPS TOOK THE BABY THEY GOT IT IN BOONE COUNTY, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 7:21,
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This is what happens when they do.b3ta.com/questions/filthandmess/post1519202
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Amorous Badger : sexually satisfying corpses since 1975, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 7:24,
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I think I'm going to actually ignore them this week, for the sake of my own brain chemistry.(
janet aye, go on then, for a bag of chips CPS TOOK THE BABY THEY GOT IT IN BOONE COUNTY, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 7:26,
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I wonder if that prick who got really angry when told he should have learned to wipe his arse will be present this week.EDIT: This cunt www.b3ta.com/questions/diysurgery/post1056540
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BraynDedd is being bullied by the mods :(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 7:43,
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BrilliantI propose that from this day forth QOTW should be renamed 'B3ta Fiction'
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Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:56,
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What is this I don't even.(
BraynDedd is being bullied by the mods :(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 7:41,
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tomorrow is the first day of living on my own ever,I am going to mentally prepare by getting pissed.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 7:22,
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ever? how OLD are you?(
janet aye, go on then, for a bag of chips CPS TOOK THE BABY THEY GOT IT IN BOONE COUNTY, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 7:26,
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33, I don't think it's that unusual is it?(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 7:51,
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i would say it wasn't weird,Unless you've just been at your parents all this time. At which point I would say you're a hopeless sgut in.
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Inflatable Sex-Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:05,
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Fuck no, I moved out at 19and have been in Brighton since I was 23 and alway shared or lived with a girlfriend, my ex is moving out tomorrow and I'm on my todd for the first time.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:19,
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Stand in the middle of your living room naked,And spin round while masturbating, therefore covering as much of your stuff in man juice as possible. Repeat in every room. Only then will the house be truly yours.
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Inflatable Sex-Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:25,
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As someone that has moved house about 15 timesI can confirm this to be true
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Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:27,
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Help me TH, my mouth is so sore.(
mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:34,
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Quelle dommageClove oil, cocodamol and 3 litres of super strength cider...STAT!
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Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:38,
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That's more like it!(
mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:40,
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Tooth ache, along with being kicked in the balls and banging your shinIs one of the most unpleasant things to have. I wish you a speedy recovery.
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Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:41,
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I got hurty gums :'((
mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 7:35,
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Stop eating bricks.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 7:52,
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Oh you!(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:19,
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stop rubbing irn bru into them.(
janet aye, go on then, for a bag of chips CPS TOOK THE BABY THEY GOT IT IN BOONE COUNTY, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:06,
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owww Janet, it's so sore :'((
mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:18,
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hot salt-water mouthwash. every hour. as hot as you can stand it.GO! GO! GO!
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janet aye, go on then, for a bag of chips CPS TOOK THE BABY THEY GOT IT IN BOONE COUNTY, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:35,
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Have appointment with the doc.Fuck that, I'll do my back in.
again
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mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:37,
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you workshy fop.(
janet aye, go on then, for a bag of chips CPS TOOK THE BABY THEY GOT IT IN BOONE COUNTY, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:39,
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:'(hurty gums now hurt feelings. Will this torture ever end?
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mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:45,
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can't I just use whiskey?(
mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:39,
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sure why not, it's worth a go, tcp is easier to spit out thoughand if you drink till you vomit the nasty stomach acid might hurt them even more.
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ohuhbouncybonky, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:41,
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My Grandad used to fucking bathe in TCP.He had a very unique aroma when you combine the TCP with whiskey (he used to have it on his cereal in the mornings) and about a 100 fags a day. He died about 15 years ago, we inherited a chair that to this day still smells like that. We've tried everything to get the smell out.
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Inflatable Sex-Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:45,
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Someone that needs to think up 100 different jokes a day has the right to drink heavilyEDIT: Ooh...you cheeky ninja
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Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:46,
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sorry two hats.Sowhats.
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Inflatable Sex-Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:02,
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i inherited my grandma's tcp collection.about 5 bottles, ranging in size from about 25ml (for the handbag) to 500...
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ohuhbouncybonky, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:59,
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I make it a policy never to vomit alcohol.Seems a waste of time and money.
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mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:45,
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I'm on a bus to that London.I've got a final interview for this pub job.
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Inflatable Sex-Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 7:51,
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where is the pub? is it a chain?will you be doing boil-in-the-bag steak, and karaoke nights?
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janet aye, go on then, for a bag of chips CPS TOOK THE BABY THEY GOT IT IN BOONE COUNTY, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:07,
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It's in Oxfordshire,And no.
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Inflatable Sex-Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:15,
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Good luck pigster.Remember, it's to be called pig shoes and first Friday of every month is BOKKO! night.
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mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:19,
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I can feel you sitting beside me in spirit at this momentous time.
PIG SHOES FOREVER! *triple twist air grab to leg flail*
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Inflatable Sex-Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:23,
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TODAY i hope my car is ok since it started blowing steam from the bonnet when i was 3 minutes from work and 2 minutes from the garage on the way to work(
ohuhbouncybonky, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:38,
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Your car has a hurty mouth too :'((((((
mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:39,
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Mine's probably cheaper to fix though.My sincerest automobile condolences.
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mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:47,
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nooo dont say thatim hoping the garage man will say "radiator pipe, £7". That's what happened with my last fiesta.
poor mmps
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ohuhbouncybonky, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:55,
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actually it happened 3 times in a week with my last fiesta before anyone realised an engine bracket had gone and that the engine was clunking over and cutting the hose up(
ohuhbouncybonky, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:56,
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Fucking cowboy grrrys.I hope it's a cheap one and the cunts don't charge 50 quid for labour on top of the parts.
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mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:58,
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Ok, that's weirdMy son just found Baldmonkey's business card behind the TV. Are there any depths to which he will not stoop to publicise himself? What a whore.
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Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:40,
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what the fuck does that ballbag need a business card for?(
Inflatable Sex-Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:42,
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Just like any question involving BaldmonkeyIf you have to ask, you'll never know.
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Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:43,
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wise words.(
Inflatable Sex-Pig PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG PIG, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:47,
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A post-it with his name badly scrawled on it isn't technically a business card.(
mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:44,
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Oh come on...at least it's a flourescent one(
Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:45,
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I bet he even scrawls his details in comic sans.The sick fuck.
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mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:48,
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What a fat ballbag(
Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:50,
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I had those computer scammers on the phone the other day, the ones pretending to be from microsoft.I told them I don't even own a microsoft, I use bawbag os.
I even spelled it for them.
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mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:55,
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If you tell me right now that this is true, I will believe youand you will be my hero
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Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:57,
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it's true. Done the same thing when some survey cunts wanted to know what tv I had.They also called a few months ago and I had them 'on hold' for ages.
Scottish accent is great, we can slur our words to fuck and most folks don't get what we mean.
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mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:59,
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FantasticI once did a market research thing where a group of us had to watch a TV ad and say what we thought about it. I had to pretend to be unemployed so I'd get paid for it (40 quid's 40 quid). I told them I used to be in IT but I was re-training to be a shepherd. It all just spiralled from there. More happened, but that's a story for another time.
Sorry about the length...so to speak.
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Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:03,
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Why a shepherd?I must know more! GAZ ME
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mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:04,
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It just came to meI didn't realise they were going to ask about my background so I didn't think up a backstory. Shepherd was literally the first thing that came to mind. He said 'wow....how do you get into that?' I had to make up this elaborate story about how a friend got into a few years back, etc. Oh, it was madness. It's a whole big thing, I'll tell you about it later. I need to go do something private right now.
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Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:07,
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I await with bated breath.Enjoy your wank.
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mark morrisons prison shoes fruit salad fusilier, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:08,
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Sorry Janet, I got carried away thereI am working, then shopping (Mrs Hats birthday is on Sunday and I've bought virtually nothing) then tonight we're staying in a nice hotel....WITH NO CHILDREN! Oh, it's like some kind of wonderful dream.
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Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:53,
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i bet you do sex* and everything.* refresh /talk every thirty seconds and watch road wars on a CRT.
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janet aye, go on then, for a bag of chips CPS TOOK THE BABY THEY GOT IT IN BOONE COUNTY, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:06,
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hahahaSod that, I'm taking the Xbox with me :)
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Two Hats, One Cup Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:08,
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tonight i shall weep as i try to light the fire with ice cold hands and damp matches, using the argos catalogue as starter paperthen, having failed, i shall bundle myself up in every clothing in the house and stay up till midnight to collect the Him from his work christmas party where he will be dressed as an Arab.
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ohuhbouncybonky, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:19,
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