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Pushing that shit down the board
Watching the boxing innt. Red or blue. Blue is a scouser so we all support that guy right?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 23:44, Reply)
sympathy reply

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 23:50, Reply)
^paedo supporter

(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 0:23, Reply)
Best friend ^

(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 0:41, Reply)
fuck off and die, cunt

(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 0:12, Reply)
Please tell me more

(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 0:42, Reply)
Just seen some pricks snagging off the Mayans further down the board. Hey, fuck you, they make fantastic waiters, even if they can't make a good negroni.

(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 0:21, Reply)
This reply makes me believe in the existence of God

(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 0:42, Reply)
Yeah, God sent the Spanish over in the 16th century to teach them how to make cocktails. Shame he did such a shit job.

(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 2:56, Reply)
Sandi Toksvig y/n ?

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 23:34, Reply)
bag over the head, why not

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 23:38, Reply)
No you fat fucking dyke

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 23:43, Reply)
I believe she is.

(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 0:56, Reply)
alright
this is my first alright thread, hope it's alright
(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 22:55, Reply)
tl;dr

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 23:00, Reply)
alright :D

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 23:10, Reply)
check em

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 23:10, Reply)
it's alright
dunno if it'll go down as a classic though
(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 23:11, Reply)
alright

(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 0:03, Reply)
It's alright, I guess.

(, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 0:04, Reply)
Pushing that shit down the board
It's alright the old sofa fit beautifully into the new massive conservatory: what are you sneakers doing?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 22:55, Reply)
I don't wear sneakers soz

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 23:09, Reply)
Here's a new thread.
You're very welcome.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 21:19, Reply)
Cheers,

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 22:09, Reply)
fucking HELL am I bored of that already
what's the worst ethnic minority? you can't say all of them
(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 19:22, Reply)
Glaswegians

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 19:26, Reply)
crackers

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 19:27, Reply)
they're better than horrendous fishwives

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 19:48, Reply)
horrendous fishwives are not an ethnic minority

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 19:48, Reply)
put a sock in it you horrendous fishwife

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 19:50, Reply)
I'd say gingers
But I am one
(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 19:44, Reply)
self-hatred is allowed

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 19:46, Reply)
in which case
Shall fall into a melancholy self loathing, the sort you'd expect in a french black and white film.

...are the french worse than gingers?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 19:47, Reply)
no

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 19:48, Reply)
mayans

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 19:51, Reply)
i do like mayanaise though

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 19:51, Reply)
proper nest of cunts, with their fucking shit stepped pyramids and their predictions of the end of the world

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 19:52, Reply)
they never predicted the end of the world,
the New Agers made all that shit up about them, that and all the stuff about those Crystal Skulls.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 19:53, Reply)
you Mayan apologist make me sick, fuck off back to mayoinio

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 20:05, Reply)
nah the Mayans were twats,
they never predicted the end of the world or made any magical crystal skulls, but they did burn their own children to death, which some people think is worse
(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 20:08, Reply)
Yeah but it was just part of their culture so you can't really criticize.

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 20:12, Reply)
i think you can if they don't exist anymore

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 20:14, Reply)
bit racist

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 20:16, Reply)
Oh they're still there, they're just dirt-poor Mexican peasants rather than a vast powerful empire of calendar-loving, sacrifice-happy loonies.

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 20:16, Reply)
Mayanicide?
Ouch! They didn't deserve that.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 20:19, Reply)
thank fuck they all killed themselves 2 years ago

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 19:52, Reply)
you, obvs

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 20:11, Reply)
Northern mentals

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 20:15, Reply)
Southern pricks

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 20:26, Reply)
Midlands tits

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 20:28, Reply)
The Mods for not waving the banhammer

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 20:55, Reply)
evening
It's going to be pies and asparagus for dinner tonight, what are you cunts having?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 18:34, Reply)
I had some chicken with rice and peas

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 18:48, Reply)
Roast pork, roast spuds, yorkshires and greens
and loads of pork left over for stir fry or something tomorrow.

/mumsnet

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 18:53, Reply)
Don't go dissin' the mumsnet.

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 20:12, Reply)
cunt
for dinner
(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 19:06, Reply)
beer

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 19:10, Reply)
mr.h

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 19:16, Reply)
rich

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 19:20, Reply)
salad.
basic stuff with some crispy bacon and sliced bbq chicken breastfeeding. With sour cream and chive. So really as unhealthy as I can make a salad and still call it salad.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 19:44, Reply)
juicer time then

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 12:24, Reply)
deja fuckin vu mate

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 12:56, Reply)
inndulgence ruby porter

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 13:11, Reply)
nice
Just off to the York Tap in a minute, excellent boozer.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 13:21, Reply)
charlton time

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 13:42, Reply)
nah, breakfast time

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 14:03, Reply)
^lazy hippy

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 14:57, Reply)
more like delicious breakfast-haver

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 15:51, Reply)
up yours, dickface

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 16:20, Reply)
always a pleasure, gerry

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 16:50, Reply)
says you

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 16:41, Reply)
^well jel

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 16:49, Reply)
I'm having ribs for dinner
RIBS!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 17:00, Reply)
They've been soaking in Pepsi and ketchup all night
They're going to be sticky as FUCK
(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 17:01, Reply)
alright gonz

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 17:08, Reply)
Nah, this actually works

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 17:09, Reply)
it's like gourmet food
but for poor people
(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 17:12, Reply)
Why don't you just fuck off, eh?
You know? Fuck off? Like, right off?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 17:47, Reply)
^

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 18:12, Reply)
We have a right laugh here don't we

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 18:24, Reply)
does pepsi work better than coke?

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 17:23, Reply)
Nah, not especially

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 17:47, Reply)
thanks delia

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 17:56, Reply)
De nada

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 18:09, Reply)
minha garganta está muito inflamada

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 18:14, Reply)
Quelle dommage

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 18:23, Reply)
might i add
no fat chicks
(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 18:27, Reply)
mid-morning.
Anyone nursing a hangover?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 11:14, Reply)
no

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 11:18, Reply)

yes
(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 11:32, Reply)
no

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 11:44, Reply)
yes

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 11:45, Reply)
Me neither.

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 11:49, Reply)
a small one
only had a few beers and a cheeky whiskey last night though, nothing too heavy
(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 12:12, Reply)
Moving house today innit
Anyone want a two seater sofa?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 9:27, Reply)
Dunno, does it turn into a bed?

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 9:38, Reply)
EVERTHING ...
... turns into a bed if you lie down on it.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 11:33, Reply)
put it in the front lawn
it will add value to the property and make it look like an expensive Hollywood home.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 9:43, Reply)
Is it the couch of destiny?
I have been wondering where it got to.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 10:36, Reply)
fuck off

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 11:04, Reply)

can you deliver it to ipswich then?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 11:56, Reply)
no

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 1:15, Reply)
no no no no no no no no no no no
there's no limit
(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 2:04, Reply)
nice dubs

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 2:47, Reply)

🇳🇴
(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 8:36, Reply)
You forgot the dot
NOĽ is a radical.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 11:12, Reply)
YES

(, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 10:28, Reply)
alright

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 17:49, Reply)
alright

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 17:50, Reply)
shove it up your cunt, dozers

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 18:00, Reply)
sweet as, might stroll up the juicer

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 17:53, Reply)
sweet
Rock bands upstairs tonight, place'll be rammed downstairs until they start.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 18:02, Reply)
i'm there now

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 18:33, Reply)
that's fucking crazy, man

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 19:28, Reply)
busy innit, fuck fridays

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 19:31, Reply)
the band have just started
i might leave
(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 19:59, Reply)
fuck that shit, crap live loud music does my swede in

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 20:03, Reply)
yeah
it was three fellas who looked like accountants playing 'the blues'
(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 20:57, Reply)
Is it U2?
They're supposed to be pretty good.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 20:11, Reply)
funny, i heard pretty much the exact opposite.
huh. weird
(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 20:16, Reply)
Huh
Just goes to show
(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 20:31, Reply)
This hotel has about 10 free juicers, including 1 on the beach.
I must be averaging about 50 units a day, hope they give me booze on the flight back or I may have a seizure.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:55, Reply)
stop insisting upon yourself

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 17:55, Reply)
up yer bum

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 18:02, Reply)
Hi mr horrible

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 18:00, Reply)
Hi meatsnake

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 18:02, Reply)
Wickedy wham wham wuzzle!

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 19:53, Reply)
slurms mctwohats

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 20:00, Reply)
Well I do have two foxy chicks that do my every bidding!

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 20:10, Reply)

foxy chicks children
do my every bidding don't listen to a word I say
(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 20:12, Reply)
well, can you blame them?

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 20:58, Reply)
I used to like a wham bar as a child, wonder if they are still going

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 20:05, Reply)
They are
But they're not as big/good/sweet

Delete as applicable
(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 20:09, Reply)
And everything is to the back with a little slack

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 20:10, Reply)
Everything?

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 20:11, Reply)
Even the front

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 20:14, Reply)
Disgusting

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 20:31, Reply)
I know it's short notice but would you mind staying a couple of hours longer tonight so we can get this job out?

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 16:18, Reply)
fuck off, grandad
i'm already staying until 6
(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 16:21, Reply)
shit's on fire yo

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 16:24, Reply)
it takes a lot to make a stew

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 16:29, Reply)
Not interested in your bowel movements, soz.

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 16:21, Reply)
yes

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 16:22, Reply)
thanks, appreciated

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 16:23, Reply)
no, soz

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 16:28, Reply)
No fucking way man.

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 16:28, Reply)
nah
I can't my hours next week too, finish at 1630hrs yo
(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 16:28, Reply)
I can't your hours either

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 16:30, Reply)
I cunt your hours

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 16:31, Reply)
work it out with a pencil

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 16:28, Reply)
I've not even started yet
nd I'll probably be working later than most of you
(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 16:29, Reply)
'reet?

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 16:29, Reply)
None of us are actually
"working"
(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 16:30, Reply)
Well standing on the street corner might not seem like work to you
But I take it seriously and you've no idea how hard it is to keep these tights from bunching
(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 16:41, Reply)
I feel sick now

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 17:14, Reply)
you CAN vom on JH during but it'll cost you extra

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 17:23, Reply)
It's one of many extras I provide

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 22:03, Reply)
Oh

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 17:13, Reply)
pea

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 17:14, Reply)
Sorry, I'm actually on holiday still. I'm just in bed for the moment until I recover enough from last night to hit the bar again.

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 17:38, Reply)
anyone been murdered or raped by drug gangs while you've been there?

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 17:40, Reply)
I'm not sure I would have noticed if they had, I've been fucked on tequila pretty much the whole time.

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 17:46, Reply)
my arm doesn't hurt as much now
thanks
(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 14:01, Reply)
as much as what?

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 14:01, Reply)
my toe
/gouty lol
(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 14:02, Reply)
^old

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 14:03, Reply)
not as old as you
oldie
(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 14:16, Reply)
is that true?
I'm 37
(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 14:21, Reply)
yes, by 8 years
oldie
(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 14:26, Reply)
Yeah well I'm 41

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 14:32, Reply)
deal with it

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 14:32, Reply)
it's interesting because you act like a petulant teenager and a crotchety old man in equal measure

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 14:48, Reply)
haha, wouldn't catch me doing that

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 15:01, Reply)
you act like a prick and a wanker in equal measure

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 15:16, Reply)
haha, you think I'm acting

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 15:26, Reply)
haha that's not what i mean and you know it

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 15:31, Reply)
lol soz m8

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 15:34, Reply)
:D

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 15:08, Reply)
Are we all doing our ages? I recently turned 32 which seems about average for here.

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 15:13, Reply)
no. we're not

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 15:15, Reply)
tangOLDupinblue

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 15:17, Reply)
manLOLith

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 15:20, Reply)
shurrup I'm younger than you

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 15:22, Reply)
piss off I'm only 29

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 15:23, Reply)
I'm even older than Two Hats :(

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 15:22, Reply)
I've got hats older than Two Hats

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 15:24, Reply)
You just blew my mind

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 15:48, Reply)
how many?

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 16:21, Reply)
Three

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 16:40, Reply)
you've trumped him from all angles!
it's ok though. i've heard he's into that
(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 16:48, Reply)
haha, I hope you die of arm cancer

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 14:08, Reply)
I hope you get psittacosis

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 15:18, Reply)
mmm, psittacios
my favourite type of nut
(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 15:31, Reply)
oh good,
that's a relief
(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 14:11, Reply)
no worries
happy to help
(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 14:22, Reply)
okay

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 14:56, Reply)
I don't know about you, but I'm sick and tired of 5-0 running up on the block, know what I'm saying?
Try to listen to this without being sick:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=StlMdNcvCJo
(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:23, Reply)

youtu.be/4Kf4kyQabwQ
(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:25, Reply)
I enjoyed that a great deal

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:28, Reply)
adam buxton is a funny man

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:31, Reply)
excellent stuff

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:34, Reply)
I'm just killing time until the newsletter arrives

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:28, Reply)
haha, i get it because the newsletter never arrives!

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:31, Reply)
haha 12 inches of snow
that's pretty clever
(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:28, Reply)
Yes
I also think that it's clever how much he sounds so much like a Jamaican chap, in spite of being white and Canadian.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:29, Reply)
did you see the ukip calypso?

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:32, Reply)
I sure did

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:40, Reply)
*shakes head*

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:42, Reply)
*joins in*

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:46, Reply)
are you guys dancing?

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:53, Reply)
or are you human?

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 14:31, Reply)
all hiphop is shit

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:29, Reply)
Grrrmachine!

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:30, Reply)
Vladiinternationalspacestation

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:32, Reply)
What else is shit., Uncle Grry?
*gathers round*
(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:30, Reply)
oh christ *fetches provisions*

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:31, Reply)
Mediterranean countries, seafood, Maltesers and humanity

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:31, Reply)
although to be fair
Maltesers aren't that bad
(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:32, Reply)
where do you stand on broad beans

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:33, Reply)
standing on is all they're good for

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:33, Reply)
I KNEW it, you read my suggestions and rejected them silently, when will you open your heart to the wonder of broad beans manolith

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:35, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7784003
(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:37, Reply)
We've had to put up with your anti-broad bean agenda for too long
I call for a vote of no confidence in Modolith
(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:42, Reply)
overruled

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:43, Reply)
I second this motion

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:43, Reply)
I don't know....he's so sound on every other point....maybe we could just ask him to not talk about broad beans too much instead? nobody's perfect

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:50, Reply)
HANG HIM

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:55, Reply)
I think it's phenomenally stupid to serve them with human liver

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:35, Reply)
that was his trouble no sense of menu planning

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:40, Reply)
also, why are rappers always pointing at things?
it really is quite rude.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:30, Reply)
I'm with you there
And always bragging about money. It's so gauche.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:41, Reply)
it's the language that they use that always shocks me
eff this and eff that, he's an effing mother-effer, etc.
Makes me wonder what their parents think.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:45, Reply)
They think you're a prick

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:51, Reply)
look, I apologised to them about that misunderstanding and assured them it wouldn't happen again
some people!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:54, Reply)
^Cliff Richard

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:54, Reply)
Word. Babylon rollin round
like they is all that..
(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:30, Reply)
5-0 is a pretty good score, if you're supporting the winning team.
You can't really blame them for wanting to shout about it.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:31, Reply)
Hawaii Five-Nil

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:58, Reply)
hahaha 'arrest him, Daniel'

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 14:01, Reply)
I like it

(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:42, Reply)

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