bored of that now
Who's your favourite Speaker of the Icelandic Parliament? You can't say Ásta Ragnheiður Jóhannesdóttir.

alt: pricks

pricks
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:52, archived)

you must be about 46 by now
spotify:track:0KzwjwCwGAenWfdSZnvalx (Boombox by The Lonely Island)
( (|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:54, archived)

Jean Claude van damme

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:55, archived)

it's good but it's not right

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:14, archived)

Steven seagalsdottir

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:21, archived)

dottir son
( spesh, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:25, archived)

I'm certain he has a daughter called Steven

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:27, archived)

those crazy Icelandics!

( spesh, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:29, archived)

it's time for your tablets Mr Eel

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:25, archived)

the bassbin on the left

( spesh, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:56, archived)

Pithy sentences are like sharp nails which force truth upon our memory

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:15, archived)

i'm glad i dont work in the iceladic parliment, i really couldn't cope

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:57, archived)

what about working in iceland?

( spesh, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:58, archived)

nah, too cold

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:59, archived)

fuck off goldilocks

( spesh, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:00, archived)

Would you have to fuck Kerry Katona?

( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:59, archived)

she's already fucked, look at her
fucking cokehead
( spesh, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:00, archived)

I'm taking that as a "no" then.
And for that reason, I'm out.
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:01, archived)

might be your only employment option once the MoD cuts kick in
sadtimes stuj :(
( spesh, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:02, archived)

tbh The LOVELY speshulknees I'm hoping to get laid off in the next round of redundancies.
I've had enough of this bullshit now, let the cunts get it over with.
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:04, archived)

steal some weaponry and go out in a blaze of glory
or steal a helicopter and go out in a helicopter
( spesh, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:05, archived)

or steal a backward glance and think how better your life would of been if you'd never met her, never caught her gaze, that introduction had never began, a life ruined or maybe more than one, although the kids dont see this, or we tell ourselves they dont

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:07, archived)

bit dark that mongy

( spesh, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:09, archived)

dark, like when the light goes out on love, or the wick finally flickers out on life, why should you regret your choices? but choices made dark by the actions, reactions , you stole the moment and she steals your heart, and that is why you still look back

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:15, archived)

save that shit for the samaritans, no offence
08457 909090
( spesh, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:19, archived)

i've worked for them for 6 years now, but who samaritans the samaritans?

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:20, archived)

dunno, dignitas?

( spesh, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:21, archived)

that it is clearly not you, thanks for your time tho, what it was worth, which was fuck all, thems the breaks, then

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:24, archived)

oh come on, you clearly want to kill yourself, I was trying to be helpful

( spesh, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:26, archived)

that would be a mortal sin, how fucking dare you

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:31, archived)

You know
at certain points in her career if she came up to me and said "hey mags, fancy a go?" I'd say "yeah, why not"
( magnum, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:04, archived)

not a bad idea, you'd probably get a 6 page spread in OK magazine out of it

( spesh, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:06, archived)

all prawn ring for tea, all the time

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:00, archived)

me neither. i can't speak icelandic

( mns is... STARWARS McGUINNESS, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:00, archived)

We swallow greedily any lie that flatters us, but we sip only little by little at a truth we find bitter.

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:19, archived)

I'd rather have a lager

( spesh, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:20, archived)

Hitler.
'Ning The LOVELY Gilgy. How's The LOVELY imaginary parrot tonight?

Also: FUCK YOU GONZY! Hardly replying to anybody in an alright thread. mongy should take you outside and fucking SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE for that. You fucking RUINER.
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:58, archived)

I stood in for mongy one night and replied to all replies as should be the way
Some folk ain't got no respect for the alright thread
( mns is... STARWARS McGUINNESS, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:01, archived)

the only time i dont reply is if i've passed out, i see that as a bye tho, oh and the prick, i wont reply to him

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:02, archived)

I think I was there for that one The LOVELY Emm Enn Ess.
You handled that alright thread with panache and aplomb. mongy would have been proud of that one.
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:02, archived)

always happy when someone does it properly, most dont, it is sarcasm and hatred, sadtimes

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:04, archived)

sadtimes indeed The LOVELY mongy.
If Modolith was doing his job properly anyone ruining an alright thread would be banished to /links forever.
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:07, archived)

don't get too down mongy, nobody does it better, nobody does it half as good as you
baby you're the best
( spesh, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:08, archived)

I approve of this mandering of mongy.
mongydering.
:D
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:42, archived)

I tried to engage him in conversation and got totally blanked
Fuck him. Fuck this company.
( magnum, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:03, archived)

sadtimes mags

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:05, archived)

maybe he's gone for a shit
we know that takes a while
( magnum, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:06, archived)

yeah, he has to go down tescos first to get a carrier bag

( spesh, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:09, archived)

What gets me is that Gonzy knows the responsibilities of starting an alright thread The LOVELY magnum.
If he wasn't going to live up to them he shouldn't have started one. The fucking ruining prick.
( stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:06, archived)

I think by starting it with "u good?" he thought he could escape the legalities of it
like when you see knock off stuff in Poundland.
( magnum, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:11, archived)

And his hands would plait the priest's entrails, For want of a rope, to strangle kings.

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:17, archived)

I was always a big fan of Sólveig Pétursdóttir
And when I say big fan, I mean I googled it. Soz.
( mns is... STARWARS McGUINNESS, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:59, archived)

I'm just glad someone finally answered one of my questions properly
I'm a bit emotional now
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:14, archived)

now that is just unfair, i always answer properly, i just didn't understand this question
I HATE YOU111 MODS
( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:19, archived)

the cunt with the tits

(Bored of that now is bored of that now on, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 23:08, archived)

alright Sir Reginald DeVere's Prolapsed Blurter Spoon

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 23:28, archived)