I've got 9 days off and the forecast is clear skys and 26 degrees.
This is going to make everything intolerably shit, because hot weather is fucking awful.

What don't you like that most people do?
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 11:52, archived)

I don't have to go into work again, ever, and I'm being paid 'till the 19th of June.

( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 11:54, archived)

That is a very comfortable situation to be in
Is it because you did something inappropriate?
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 12:01, archived)

Nah', they're restructuring the team and I decided to move on, decided on tuesday late at night, and I already have had two interviews with three on monday.
Turns out, I'm hot shit.
( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 12:13, archived)

Good work PP.
I got a letter through from work today confirming my return to work date after adoption leave - 23 April 2013.
GET IN THERE!
( mns is... STARWARS McGUINNESS, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 12:37, archived)

jesus mns

( mr horrible prick wanker, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 12:53, archived)

Twelve months?
Jesus. You could have built one from mechano in that time.
( Dr. Shambolic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 13:47, archived)

Cheers dude
These all cator for my stomach stuff too, like 12 o'clock starts and hospital appointments and stuff, but naturally I make it up after work or on the weekend... I'm look about 25% from home.

With all of them, I gotta learn Zend, but as someone who knows CodeIgintor inside and out, I don't think it'll be hard. Can't be _that_ much different. I wanna focus on Wordpress and Social Graph'ing though.
( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 13:48, archived)

Holy crap, forgive me if I'm being thick here, but are they saying you get a year off to adopt a kid?
That's some proper shit hot company you're in, I ain't heard of that. The most amazing thing I've heard of 10% Lab Time, where I can spend 10% of my time doing my own ideas where they lend me designers'n'shit and lend me out to them for that time.
( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 13:49, archived)

stop insisting upon yourself gonz, it is making you seem a proper cunt

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 13:56, archived)

I'll be honest, I donno what you mean there, not really heard that expresion before.

( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 14:13, archived)

he got it off family guy when peter describes the godfather movies

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 15:16, archived)

That's alright, that show. I ain't seen that eppisode though.
Good thinking, I'll nab me the whole lot.
( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 15:46, archived)

Zend is pretty much as you would expect
doing a bit at the mo. It has to be said though, coming from other languages (ruby, java bit of c) that php is such a comedy language, the inconsistencies and retarded way of doing things makes me weep.

Then again, it pays the bills, and you can get stuff done.
( MrA, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 16:08, archived)

I hear that a bit, about PHP, I can't really say much about other SS languages, but I've never come across something I've wanted to do and can't on it... and it to be done fast and well.
donno what inconsistancys you mean, it all makes sense to me.
( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 16:17, archived)

Well things like this
gettype($var) and get_class($var). The old, needle heystack ordering. This was perhaps the most detailed rant about the problems I've read.
( MrA, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 16:52, archived)

I only got about 2/3rd of the way down, but in general, I was like..
30% I don't really understand.
30% Ok, fair point there, although the article is forgetting that the language has evolved and legacy issues need to be addressed. Like, my biggest bugbear thing with Wordpress is that their templates use endif type syntax, and Dreamweaver can't select inside the brackets on that, so if the indentation is fucked, I have to make it.
30% Yeah', and I _like_ it that way.
10% Fuck you, we built pretty much anything that has made serious money.
( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 18:23, archived)

fair enough :)
I'm a language bitch myself. I tend to flirt amongst them, but I'm not an dick who would shout at people for using anything. Hell. Life is too short.

Keep an open mind is what i would say. I had a fun time reverting from ruby to java. Seen as the wrong way round. I learned a lot though. Java has that excellent engineering skill base and pattern discipline that ruby people tend to ignore. I've learned a lot, has given me the confidence to ignore the shitty hype of each language.

php to me is perhaps the the poorer of them all. Which is a shame. few people go back when they move to phython/java/ruby/c#..asp..whatever microsoft use.

I hope that it changes. Love you man. xx
( MrA, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 1:47, archived)

finally I will have a father

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 13:50, archived)

Glued *hhhnnghhhh* I am your father

( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 14:34, archived)

I bet Grrrmachine doesn't ever have to work again and he'd probably enjoy living under a bridge.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 28 Apr 2012, 12:01, archived)

this^
paid until the end of May
( mr horrible prick wanker, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 12:07, archived)

That's five weeks away.
A mere five weeks. Just saying.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 28 Apr 2012, 12:08, archived)

yes, but I walk away with about 12 weeks worth of cash
dole queue here I come!

Well, that and interviewinterviewinterviewinterviewinterviewinterviewinterviewinterviewinterviewinterviewinterviewinterviewinterviewinterviewinterviewinterviewinterviewinterview etc
( mr horrible prick wanker, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 12:09, archived)

I hear the dole's only about sixty quid and it's a right ball ache getting it.
I wouldn't bother.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 28 Apr 2012, 12:11, archived)

probably
the government are cunty enough to make it so.Cunts.
( mr horrible prick wanker, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 12:13, archived)

It's true
they're putting me on a "youth contract" because I've been out of work for 9 months. Which means I work for 34 hours a week for my sixty quid until they decide I've got enough experience being pushed about by cunts.
(Chunty Cops my odometer reads, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 15:14, archived)

get a job then.

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sat 28 Apr 2012, 15:20, archived)

Working on it
I moved to a city now, jobs should be easier to find. Fucking coastal villages.
(Chunty Cops my odometer reads, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 15:23, archived)

i think maybe skills, education and experience,
As well as demeanour and abilty, count for more than moving house.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sat 28 Apr 2012, 15:25, archived)

foood

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 11:54, archived)

99 problems and sandwich is one

( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 12:01, archived)

you should go fishing, that is what i'd do if i lived in po land

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 11:57, archived)

I've got welding to do, mongy
I ain't got time for fish
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 12:01, archived)

ooh, want
carp-lakes.co.uk/#/polish-lake-for-sale/4558112298
( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 12:01, archived)

That's well overpriced. That's the Mazury for you, rich cunts buying the place up and flogging it on
Fuckers
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 12:03, archived)

23 grand to you, mate
allegro.pl/staw-jezioro-las-staw-naturalny-i2278959211.html
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 12:06, archived)

i'd like to fish it, be hard work turning it into a business

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 12:09, archived)

looks nice round there tho

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 12:07, archived)

Well, it is the fucking Lake District
stick "Warmia" into google, check out their lakes
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 12:08, archived)

Someone mentioned the song Babycakes somewhere on the internet, and now I've got the lyrics of that stuck in my head but with carp lakes instead.
Carpy cakes, you don't know know. How I I, wanna catchya so so.
( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 14:50, archived)

You shit.
Now I have too.
(Chunty Cops my odometer reads, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 15:17, archived)

26 degrees and sunny is hardly intolerably hot weather.
I'm pasty white and freckly and can happily enjoy that. Come to England for a few days. It's fucking miserable here.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 28 Apr 2012, 12:00, archived)

26 degrees is a good 10 degrees over my comfort limit
I pass out at 30
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 12:02, archived)

Is your house just fucking horrible?
I'm picturing the condensation running down the walls all winter.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 28 Apr 2012, 12:03, archived)

Hey, I don't do damp, damp causes rust
Ain't no fucking rust in my hovel.
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 12:07, archived)

Pop music
babies
mushrooms
your mum
( broadsword, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 12:30, archived)

ITV1, ITV2, ITV3 but not ITV4. They show IPL cricket and broadcast the entire day's BTCC race card of a Sunday
The tabloid press.
Independent commercial radio.
The stupidity-culture pervading today's society.
( mns is... STARWARS McGUINNESS, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 12:40, archived)

I've got 10 days off
and I'm going to Northern Ireland where it's likely to piss down all week.
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis www.housefreaks.co.uk, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 12:53, archived)

I hate snow.
pointless cold fucking cloud cum.
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 13:14, archived)

fuck off, snow's great
you can drive your poxy corsa around with the handbrake on and pretend it's a rally car
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 14:55, archived)

snow is the best thing to fall from the sky onto your face

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 14:58, archived)

the Jews.

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sat 28 Apr 2012, 13:17, archived)

not to mention pakis and muslims

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 15:15, archived)

and the disabled, and beetle owners

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 15:18, archived)

and gays

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 15:29, archived)

dwarves and midgets.

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sat 28 Apr 2012, 15:37, archived)

fucking hell windy, I'm gazzing the mods

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 15:38, archived)

cr3 isn't that small

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 17:05, archived)

I normally reply to this sort of thing, when I see it for real.
"It's a good thing for you, for one of you to hate all of us than for all of us to hate one of you."
( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 16:06, archived)

you're not really jewish though Gonz,
It's just part of your comedy online persona right?
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sat 28 Apr 2012, 16:10, archived)

By culture, not religion.
/ac
I got the tiny mutilated penis and jewfro as my credentials.
( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 16:18, archived)

my favourite racist baiting is when someone tells me that the muslims should speak our language
and i go, what, welsh?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 16:34, archived)

Here's a fantastic bit of ownage.
twitpic.com/9ei7hr
( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 16:45, archived)

snekk snekk snekk

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 17:06, archived)

i dunno about anyone else but i really don't like black people

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 15:15, archived)

this sort of thing
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 16:27, archived)

children
babies
anything to do with the above
shopping centres
driving
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 17:30, archived)