did you finally sacrifice that stupid little fucking dog?
mind you, not many gods would be impressed with that.
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:23, archived)

The dog had a wee on one of the stones,
we had to leave when some filthy crusties showed up and started chanting poetry at the sky. fucking cunts ruining a nice pretty hillside for those of us who didn't take too much acid.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 8 May 2012, 9:35, archived)

fucking hippies.
you should have muttered mean things under your breath while throwing them disingenuous smiles.
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:40, archived)

I scowled mumpso,
scowled!
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 8 May 2012, 9:41, archived)

that'll fucking show those cunts!

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:43, archived)

I overheard their convesation,
and one of them was called Treehorn. He looked like a cross between Janet and a Walrus.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 8 May 2012, 9:46, archived)

I'm surprised you didn't try and jump the sexah mofo!

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:53, archived)